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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just watched a few early episode's of misfits. 1st couple of series were great. Love the bizarre and useless super powers some of them ended up with. So, what bizarre and useless super power would you like and why?

I'd like to cry jelly babies, then I could feed the world

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

For me I would have to go with the ability to fly but only whilst upside down....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like the super power of giving zero fucks so I was happy all the time!

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

My super power would be to always be able to find the tv remote!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id like the super power of giving zero fucks so I was happy all the time!

"

I like this one! But I think Id have to go with being able to eat as much as I want without it making me bloated/fat

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I'm greedy. I'd like two things. Mind reading and teleportation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time I sneeze I get a pizza delivered straight to me there and then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm greedy. I'd like two things. Mind reading and teleportation"

I'd like to teleport you to my bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm greedy. I'd like two things. Mind reading and teleportation

I'd like to teleport you to my bed "

Can I have your pizza then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm greedy. I'd like two things. Mind reading and teleportation

I'd like to teleport you to my bed

Can I have your pizza then? "

You can have a slice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate flavoured cum would be useful, though not if it comes out in squares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to will away the creases in tedious piles of ironing

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar


"Chocolate flavoured cum would be useful, though not if it comes out in squares "
chocolate raisins would be good!

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

How about the ability to get a usb plug the right way every single time! That would be really good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ability to will away the creases in tedious piles of ironing"

That's easy, pay someone to do your laundry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm greedy. I'd like two things. Mind reading and teleportation

I'd like to teleport you to my bed

Can I have your pizza then?

You can have a slice "

Oh come on, just a slice! I'll let you have some of my jelly babies. Any way, you shouldn't eat pizza and partake in sex at the same time...it's not good for the digestion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My superpower is that I am a stroke survivor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time travel .......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There are some that would argue, me included, that being able to find your remote control, get your USB the right way round and, will the creases out of your trousers aren't really super powers and as a consequence have no benefit to society! Unlike the ability cum chocolate or sneeze pizza...Just saying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love love loved misfits

My super power would be simple - to stop time for those around me, in stopping time I could go about getting my way with whoever took my fancy, whenever and where ever I happened upon them. L

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To piss gin.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

I'd love to apparate ,could go anywhere fast.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm greedy. I'd like two things. Mind reading and teleportation"

Great minds think alike. Those would be my choices too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A power to instantly change the weather to suit me.

Also a power to never stop gaining knowledge.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Conventionally I'd love the ability to read, write and converse in any language, to time travel and to fly.

But if we're talking bizarre superpowers I want to be like Samantha the witch in Betwitched and bring forth instantly unpleasant (but not life threatening) 'serves you right' type consequences upon any nasty, rude, selfish, entitled people I encountered with a mere twitch of my nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Conventionally I'd love the ability to read, write and converse in any language, to time travel and to fly.

But if we're talking bizarre superpowers I want to be like Samantha the witch in Betwitched and bring forth instantly unpleasant (but not life threatening) 'serves you right' type consequences upon any nasty, rude, selfish, entitled people I encountered with a mere twitch of my nose "

Are you my ex wife?

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo


"Conventionally I'd love the ability to read, write and converse in any language, to time travel and to fly.

But if we're talking bizarre superpowers I want to be like Samantha the witch in Betwitched and bring forth instantly unpleasant (but not life threatening) 'serves you right' type consequences upon any nasty, rude, selfish, entitled people I encountered with a mere twitch of my nose

Are you my ex wife? "

You'd better hope not because if I *could* cast spells my bastard ex-husband wouldn't know what had hit him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Conventionally I'd love the ability to read, write and converse in any language, to time travel and to fly.

But if we're talking bizarre superpowers I want to be like Samantha the witch in Betwitched and bring forth instantly unpleasant (but not life threatening) 'serves you right' type consequences upon any nasty, rude, selfish, entitled people I encountered with a mere twitch of my nose

Are you my ex wife?

You'd better hope not because if I *could* cast spells my bastard ex-husband wouldn't know what had hit him "

You're not then, mine makes sure I know exactly what hits me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Id like the super power of giving zero fucks so I was happy all the time!

"

Could come in handy if we have to kill someone while on a mission! Make sure you bring the carpet bag with the lampstand in it. You never know when it will come in handy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id like the super power of giving zero fucks so I was happy all the time!

Could come in handy if we have to kill someone while on a mission! Make sure you bring the carpet bag with the lampstand in it. You never know when it will come in handy!"

No - I wont be going on missions ffs!

I'll be too busy not caring about anything and loving life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My beard would store everything I need for a mountain rescue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to stretch

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I'd also like the ability to be a fly on the wall in lots of situations.

Then I might get the full picture of things rather than only what others want me to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to control an army of hamsters!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Id like the super power of giving zero fucks so I was happy all the time!

Could come in handy if we have to kill someone while on a mission! Make sure you bring the carpet bag with the lampstand in it. You never know when it will come in handy!

No - I wont be going on missions ffs!

I'll be too busy not caring about anything and loving life

"

Well you wont be needing your carpet bag then will you, Mary Fucking Popins So...we'll take that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The ability to control an army of hamsters!"

If you make jam out of them you can have a never ending supply of flowers!

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

MK

I would just want to be able to freeze time and when ever I wanted.

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