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"Id like the super power of giving zero fucks so I was happy all the time! " I like this one! But I think Id have to go with being able to eat as much as I want without it making me bloated/fat ![]() | |||
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"I'm greedy. I'd like two things. Mind reading and teleportation" I'd like to teleport you to my bed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm greedy. I'd like two things. Mind reading and teleportation I'd like to teleport you to my bed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Can I have your pizza then? ![]() | |||
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"I'm greedy. I'd like two things. Mind reading and teleportation I'd like to teleport you to my bed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You can have a slice ![]() | |||
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"Chocolate flavoured cum would be useful, though not if it comes out in squares " chocolate raisins would be good! | |||
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"The ability to will away the creases in tedious piles of ironing" That's easy, pay someone to do your laundry ![]() | |||
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"I'm greedy. I'd like two things. Mind reading and teleportation I'd like to teleport you to my bed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh come on, just a slice! I'll let you have some of my jelly babies. Any way, you shouldn't eat pizza and partake in sex at the same time...it's not good for the digestion! ![]() | |||
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"I'm greedy. I'd like two things. Mind reading and teleportation" Great minds think alike. Those would be my choices too ![]() | |||
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"Conventionally I'd love the ability to read, write and converse in any language, to time travel and to fly. But if we're talking bizarre superpowers I want to be like Samantha the witch in Betwitched and bring forth instantly unpleasant (but not life threatening) 'serves you right' type consequences upon any nasty, rude, selfish, entitled people I encountered with a mere twitch of my nose ![]() Are you my ex wife? ![]() | |||
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"Conventionally I'd love the ability to read, write and converse in any language, to time travel and to fly. But if we're talking bizarre superpowers I want to be like Samantha the witch in Betwitched and bring forth instantly unpleasant (but not life threatening) 'serves you right' type consequences upon any nasty, rude, selfish, entitled people I encountered with a mere twitch of my nose ![]() ![]() You'd better hope not because if I *could* cast spells my bastard ex-husband wouldn't know what had hit him ![]() | |||
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"Conventionally I'd love the ability to read, write and converse in any language, to time travel and to fly. But if we're talking bizarre superpowers I want to be like Samantha the witch in Betwitched and bring forth instantly unpleasant (but not life threatening) 'serves you right' type consequences upon any nasty, rude, selfish, entitled people I encountered with a mere twitch of my nose ![]() ![]() ![]() You're not then, mine makes sure I know exactly what hits me. | |||
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"Id like the super power of giving zero fucks so I was happy all the time! " Could come in handy if we have to kill someone while on a mission! Make sure you bring the carpet bag with the lampstand in it. You never know when it will come in handy! | |||
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"Id like the super power of giving zero fucks so I was happy all the time! Could come in handy if we have to kill someone while on a mission! Make sure you bring the carpet bag with the lampstand in it. You never know when it will come in handy!" No - I wont be going on missions ffs! I'll be too busy not caring about anything and loving life ![]() | |||
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"Id like the super power of giving zero fucks so I was happy all the time! Could come in handy if we have to kill someone while on a mission! Make sure you bring the carpet bag with the lampstand in it. You never know when it will come in handy! No - I wont be going on missions ffs! I'll be too busy not caring about anything and loving life ![]() Well you wont be needing your carpet bag then will you, Mary Fucking Popins So...we'll take that ![]() | |||
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"The ability to control an army of hamsters!" If you make jam out of them you can have a never ending supply of flowers! | |||
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