FabSwingers.com forum: Slogans are

By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

brilliant. Saw one on a t-shirt today which I thought was rather apt as I was in the pub at the time. So to get you started,

I thought drinking too much was bad for me, so I gave up thinking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone has to believe in something.

I believe I'll have another beer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you see a nice lady

Marks out of 2 id give her 1

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By *ikeriderMan
over a year ago

prestatyn

Alright, I didn't make this t shirt, just relaying what was printed on it.....

If Jesus comes back....

We'll kill him again!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

'Save water, drink Beer.'

Banks of Barbados

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Alright, I didn't make this t shirt, just relaying what was printed on it.....

If Jesus comes back....

We'll kill him again!

Winner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing against funny slogan tee-shirts...or the people who wear them...... but once you've seen one being worn.... it's kinda lost all its impact...... I mean it's not like it has the same laughter inducing effect...... I guess perhaps wearing one maybe ok in the right place at the right time ,,,,, but not the sort of item to wear repeatedly ..... well perhaps not anyway!!!

Ohhhh I'm not a kill-joy,,,,,I'm not.... I'm not...... I'm not!!!!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

No you are not Sox......

In the main they are not funny. I think it takes a certain kind of person or mentality if you like to want to make a statment.

They are holiday items or one off work place jokes to my mind.

I found most of the above funny but the T shirts are crass .... x

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By *essesCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

Jesus is coming

..... quick, look busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No you are not Sox......

I found most of the above funny but the T shirts are crass .... x "

Awwww Gwanny... if we could stand shoulder to shoulder..... the static charge we'd generate could be used to illuminate the world with the souls of the fools it would burn!!!......

Phwarrr Gwanny Cwumpet.... I finc's I luv's ya xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing against funny slogan tee-shirts...or the people who wear them...... but once you've seen one being worn.... it's kinda lost all its impact...... I mean it's not like it has the same laughter inducing effect...... I guess perhaps wearing one maybe ok in the right place at the right time ,,,,, but not the sort of item to wear repeatedly ..... well perhaps not anyway!!!

Ohhhh I'm not a kill-joy,,,,,I'm not.... I'm not...... I'm not!!!!!

My ex wore the beer one to a fancy dress over the top of his Sheik's outfit. Was quite funny like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still have the one I wore when I had little ones.

"Cos I'm the mummy, that's why!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're big now.

(and the kids)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whale oil, beef hooked!!! Took me a while to work that one out.

Other one was for a little girl, Saw it, wanted it, had a paddy, got it!! Says it all really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whale oil, beef hooked!!! Took me a while to work that one out.

Other one was for a little girl, Saw it, wanted it, had a paddy, got it!! Says it all really

Whale oil, beef hooked! took me a while too.

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Save a virgin.

Do me instead.

(I said ok, but she told me to F off ! )

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Admittedly they do have a limited shelf life down your local, but are fun when on holiday. I work on building sites & tend to put them to good use on Fridays as I move around sites and see a lot of different people.

Some are original, some as old as the hills (well I'll be fucked) but who doesn't still at least smile when they see the four candles sketch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum should have swallowed.

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

"No you are not Sox......

In the main they are not funny. I think it takes a certain kind of person or mentality if you like to want to make a statment.

They are holiday items or one off work place jokes to my mind.

I found most of the above funny but the T shirts are crass .... x "

That can be said of all those who wear any designer product or have any Apple product! Just trying to make a statement!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"No you are not Sox......

In the main they are not funny. I think it takes a certain kind of person or mentality if you like to want to make a statment.

They are holiday items or one off work place jokes to my mind.

I found most of the above funny but the T shirts are crass .... x "

Agreed - I find many slogans really funny but cringe when I see them on what is meant to be an adult.. even on holidays..

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The idea was to add a slogan, new or old & to those of you that have thank you and keep 'em coming.

To those of you that haven't, either post one now or you are getting the Frank Carson jokebook for Xmas.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The idea was to add a slogan, new or old & to those of you that have thank you and keep 'em coming.

To those of you that haven't, either post one now or you are getting the Frank Carson jokebook for Xmas.

So many kittens. Not enough recipes.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"The idea was to add a slogan, new or old & to those of you that have thank you and keep 'em coming.

To those of you that haven't, either post one now or you are getting the Frank Carson jokebook for Xmas.

So many kittens. Not enough recipes."
I am trying so hard not to laugh at this....but it is bloody funny...

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"The idea was to add a slogan, new or old & to those of you that have thank you and keep 'em coming.

To those of you that haven't, either post one now or you are getting the Frank Carson jokebook for Xmas.

So many kittens. Not enough recipes."
so many grannies... not enough wolves...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The idea was to add a slogan, new or old & to those of you that have thank you and keep 'em coming.

To those of you that haven't, either post one now or you are getting the Frank Carson jokebook for Xmas.

So many kittens. Not enough recipes.I am trying so hard not to laugh at this....but it is bloody funny...

It's naughty. That's why.

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

my fave is im not a bitch ,im THE bitch and miss bitch to you !

another one that made me laugh was

well cover me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians .

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"my fave is im not a bitch ,im THE bitch and miss bitch to you !

another one that made me laugh was

well cover me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians .

Don't be sexist. Bitches hate that!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I saw this one... (on a rather large and very sexy bloke)

I beat annorexia

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By *ikeriderMan
over a year ago

prestatyn

My mate wore this on his stag night,

'Thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face last night'

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

I used to trav around the world for work so instead of postcards and fridge magnets I bought t-shirts. That way when someone would comment I could say where I got it from.

Some of my favourites were,

Body of a god! ( shame it's buddah )

Beer now cheaper than gas! Drink don't drive

I came on Eileen

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"my fave is im not a bitch ,im THE bitch and miss bitch to you !

another one that made me laugh was

well cover me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians .

Don't be sexist. Bitches hate that!"

not being sexist ..more wishful thinking lol !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Hissing Sid is innocent!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" Hissing Sid is innocent!!! ""
Haha,,,,

I can see you now Euroid!!!,,,,,

You, resplendent in your lime green shape-less tee shirt emblazoned with “Hissing Sid is Innocent” spelt out in bright pink fluorescent comic-sans font......which could only be overlooked, by focusing on your ultra long and impossibly baggy union jack shorts, that you've carefully teamed with the latest trend in Nike trainers....

Suitably just basking in the shade with a cooling pint of Stella.... Watching English premier league foot-ball on sky tv in a random bar somewhere on the Cosata's....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"" Hissing Sid is innocent!!! ""

Why don't I get this ?

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

its a song from 80s .captian beaky and his band

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" Hissing Sid is innocent!!! "

Why don't I get this ?"

Here Gwanny,,,, now you can sing along too!!!

The bravest animals in the land are Captain Beaky and his band

That's Timid Toad, Reckless Rat, Artful Owl and Batty Bat

They march through the woodlands singing songs

that tell how they have righted wrongs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

`Hello,`..he lied..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" Hissing Sid is innocent!!! "Haha,,,,

I can see you now Euroid!!!,,,,,

Suitably just basking in the shade with a cooling pint of Stella.... Watching English premier league foot-ball on sky tv in a random bar somewhere on the Cosata's....

.... Monte Carlo per-lease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Save a tree .... eat beaver

Be Alert ..... Your country needs lerts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...........Its my...........

..T--H--Y--R--O--I--D--S..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I choked Linda Lovelace

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Love the t-shirt advertising a casino

"liquor up front poker in the rear"

with a picture of a hot female croupier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I`m very secure that I`m not black..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To do is to be..

To be is to do..

Dobedobedo %*..

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Your mum should have swallowed."
very good

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"" Hissing Sid is innocent!!! "

Why don't I get this ?

Here Gwanny,,,, now you can sing along too!!!

The bravest animals in the land are Captain Beaky and his band

That's Timid Toad, Reckless Rat, Artful Owl and Batty Bat

They march through the woodlands singing songs

that tell how they have righted wrongs

Memories eh, Noel Edmonds at his best.

Be aloof, Britain needs more loofs than lerts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best t shirt slogan is... a blowjobs better than no job!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum bought a picture for my daughter saying if mummy says no ask grandma , didn't work all the time .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mum bought a picture for my daughter saying if mummy says no ask grandma , didn't work all the time ."
lol

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