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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

can some body advise me on how to clean out my bum. im still a virgin back there but would love to have a cock there. so please tell me what to do.

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

Go down to your local Polish Immigrant car wash.....pay your fiver and bend over.

don't go for the wax option though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go down to your local Polish Immigrant car wash.....pay your fiver and bend over.

don't go for the wax option though."

oh I dunno, might help ease him in.

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

On second thoughts....go for the wax job, as stated by my colleague it may help with easing you in...

But definitely miss out the wheel scrub.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

haha right. any more sugestions anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go down to your local Polish Immigrant car wash.....pay your fiver and bend over.

don't go for the wax option though."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"haha right. any more sugestions anyone"

JEEZ.....buy a douche ....= lovehoney

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

a douche. ok im green to this... i get the idea. soapy water? ye?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wire brush and detol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a douche. ok im green to this... i get the idea. soapy water? ye?"

doesnt have to be soapy....or you will be farting bubbles

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

"a douche. ok im green to this... i get the idea. soapy water? ye?"

If it comes out green, then worry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a douche. ok im green to this... i get the idea. soapy water? ye?

If it comes out green, then worry!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"a douche. ok im green to this... i get the idea. soapy water? ye?

doesnt have to be soapy....or you will be farting bubbles

Soapy is otherwise engaged tonight!!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Go down to your local Polish Immigrant car wash.....pay your fiver and bend over.

don't go for the wax option though."
nearly exploded at this comment ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a douche. ok im green to this... i get the idea. soapy water? ye?

doesnt have to be soapy....or you will be farting bubbles

Soapy is otherwise engaged tonight!!

Ive heard he makes peeps fart too.depending wot he doing

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

hahaha, peaches... He's blushing now!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

blushing gee,

how did you know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can some body advise me on how to clean out my bum. im still a virgin back there but would love to have a cock there. so please tell me what to do.

Do you know any unemployed Chilean Miners?

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By *ibobbiMan
over a year ago

north lanarkshire

"Go down to your local Polish Immigrant car wash.....pay your fiver and bend over.

don't go for the wax option though."
lol

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