FabSwingers.com forum: £50

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

what would you do for fifty quid ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a great deal actually

im not that skint that id put myself out for £50

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick my bank card into the hole in the wall

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Change it for 5 tenners?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a great deal actually

im not that skint that id put myself out for £50

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£50 ??? lol what!???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I am in huge debt, I would put it towards one my debts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what would you do for fifty quid ?"

Id sing at someones wedding for £50

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't earned a penny over the last 3 months, so what would you like me to do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what would you do for fifty quid ?

Id sing at someones wedding for £50

If you can nail Garbage's 'You look so fine' ill give you £50 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what would you do for fifty quid ?

Id sing at someones wedding for £50

If you can nail Garbage's 'You look so fine' ill give you £50 lol"

never even heard of it.. i sing all sorts though

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By *lasgowcouple07Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

give you a wee lapdance lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I apologise to the Op i thot it read !"would u do it for £50" lololol...sorry lol

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Moulton Brown shower gel. Black pepper one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moulton Brown shower gel. Black pepper one."

Your supose to wash with it not eat it

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"what would you do for fifty quid ?"

Show you one buttock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what would you do for fifty quid ?

Show you one buttock "

£25 and its a deal

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"what would you do for fifty quid ?

Show you one buttock

£25 and its a deal"

£25 buys you a finger poke down the middle of my cleavage with your eyes shut........

Two ups n two downs.......NO two downs n two ups ..... no sniffin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what would you do for fifty quid ?

Show you one buttock

£25 and its a deal

£25 buys you a finger poke down the middle of my cleavage with your eyes shut........

Two ups n two downs.......NO two downs n two ups ..... no sniffin."

do u have smelly tits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what would you do for fifty quid ?

Id sing at someones wedding for £50

If you can nail Garbage's 'You look so fine' ill give you £50 lol

never even heard of it.. i sing all sorts though"

Its one of my all time favourite songs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kvXfNoTjsY

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

"what would you do for fifty quid ?

Id sing at someones wedding for £50

If we decided to take our wedding vows again, and have a reception....

I'll pay you £50 NOT to sing at our wedding....how's that sound?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"what would you do for fifty quid ?

Show you one buttock

£25 and its a deal

£25 buys you a finger poke down the middle of my cleavage with your eyes shut........

Two ups n two downs.......NO two downs n two ups ..... no sniffin.

do u have smelly tits?"

Is that not normal ??

Pssssst ...Don't say tits to your Granny!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"what would you do for fifty quid ?

Id sing at someones wedding for £50

If we decided to take our wedding vows again, and have a reception....

I'll pay you £50 NOT to sing at our wedding....how's that sound?

Jane! I'll not do it ! That's fifty please.

Now go in the diary rooom n moan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what would you do for fifty quid ?

Id sing at someones wedding for £50

If we decided to take our wedding vows again, and have a reception....

I'll pay you £50 NOT to sing at our wedding....how's that sound?

she can only hit the high notes if im doing her from behind...so its another £50 if u want quality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what would you do for fifty quid ?

Show you one buttock

£25 and its a deal

£25 buys you a finger poke down the middle of my cleavage with your eyes shut........

Two ups n two downs.......NO two downs n two ups ..... no sniffin.

do u have smelly tits?

Is that not normal ??

Pssssst ...Don't say tits to your Granny!

thats why i call ya crumpet.....for ma trumpet x

nb smelly tits, theres a website for support and advice

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

"what would you do for fifty quid ?

Id sing at someones wedding for £50

If we decided to take our wedding vows again, and have a reception....

I'll pay you £50 NOT to sing at our wedding....how's that sound?

Jane! I'll not do it ! That's fifty please.

Now go in the diary rooom n moan"

I'm going in the diary room and asking the public to vote me out....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what would you do for fifty quid ?

Id sing at someones wedding for £50

If we decided to take our wedding vows again, and have a reception....

I'll pay you £50 NOT to sing at our wedding....how's that sound?

£50 for doing fuck all.. hardly gonna say no am i

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

"what would you do for fifty quid ?

Id sing at someones wedding for £50

If we decided to take our wedding vows again, and have a reception....

I'll pay you £50 NOT to sing at our wedding....how's that sound?

£50 for doing fuck all.. hardly gonna say no am i

Sod it....you will have to mime to get your £50.

And all the pasties you can eat....coz it will be a traditional Devon wedding!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what would you do for fifty quid ?

Id sing at someones wedding for £50

If we decided to take our wedding vows again, and have a reception....

I'll pay you £50 NOT to sing at our wedding....how's that sound?

£50 for doing fuck all.. hardly gonna say no am i

Sod it....you will have to mime to get your £50.

And all the pasties you can eat....coz it will be a traditional Devon wedding!

Jane im fat enough without eating pasties lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"what would you do for fifty quid ?

Show you one buttock

£25 and its a deal

£25 buys you a finger poke down the middle of my cleavage with your eyes shut........

Two ups n two downs.......NO two downs n two ups ..... no sniffin.

do u have smelly tits?

Is that not normal ??

Pssssst ...Don't say tits to your Granny!

thats why i call ya crumpet.....for ma trumpet x

nb smelly tits, theres a website for support and advice"

Jings Crivvens help ma boab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the answer he is waiting for is:

'I will shag you for £50'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's enough for my food bill for 2 weeks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what would you do for fifty quid ?"

I'd say, thank you very much! You just offered it in writing and that's a legal binding contract, tip up monkey boy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what would you do for fifty quid ?"

take a brief.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

exchange it for 5 tenners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"exchange it for 5 tenners"

Have the last posters dick shot blown up for my bedroom wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should do it for 50 quid wall paper then hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mind you ill blow up any wall for 50 quid lol

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Ohhhh yes

tart,tut tut tut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what would you do for fifty quid ?"

If I was really hard up I'd sit through a Big Brother prog. (As long as I had my MP3 player with me)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohhhh yes

tart,tut tut tut.

oh come on saucy...get yours out for the girls

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Ohhhh yes

tart,tut tut tut.

oh come on saucy...get yours out for the girls

you blow it up peaches,and i'll get it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohhhh yes

tart,tut tut tut.

oh come on saucy...get yours out for the girls

you blow it up peaches,and i'll get it out.

Ooooo i can do that ok

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Ohhhh yes

tart,tut tut tut.

oh come on saucy...get yours out for the girls

you blow it up peaches,and i'll get it out.

Ooooo i can do that ok

happy days,i'll just have a wee look for it.

even happier days,i'm gettin a stiffy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohhhh yes

tart,tut tut tut.

oh come on saucy...get yours out for the girls

you blow it up peaches,and i'll get it out.

Ooooo i can do that ok

happy days,i'll just have a wee look for it.

even happier days,i'm gettin a stiffy.

whoohoo

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By *ssentialminx2011Couple
over a year ago

sheffield

FOR £50 ~ you could have an Indian Head massage OR Reflexology treatment,a Swedish back neck and shoulder massge,with an Aromatherapy Facial & mini Reiki~Healing to complete (Cum on then FAB peeps~ "beat that one?" if ya can LOL

AND B4 YOU GUYS ASK pmaol ~"there's NO wank at the end !!"

;-) xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 hour photoshoot + three prints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go to ann summers shopping for myself no i would probably spend it on my kids

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

might drive to the shop for a newspaper but not a lot more

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"what would you do for fifty quid ?"

Spend it - 50 lucky dips!

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