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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Well, Moriarty the dying duck is too dying to realise he was the last to post. Don't worry Daffy, I'll start it for ya

As you were peeps

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Food, personal trainers, man flu.

I'm pretty sure that's where we were at.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning peachy

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Morning peachy "

PP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning peachy

PP "

I'm in a little pain today so it seems a couple of hrs on the sofa is required

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Morning peachy

PP

I'm in a little pain today so it seems a couple of hrs on the sofa is required "

Did you oversex?

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I was nearly _educed by a fancy sausage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning peachy

PP

I'm in a little pain today so it seems a couple of hrs on the sofa is required

Did you oversex?"

no I never do that

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I was nearly _educed by a fancy sausage. "

Sounds fun tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was nearly _educed by a fancy sausage. "

Was it wearing a dickie bow

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Morning peachy

PP

I'm in a little pain today so it seems a couple of hrs on the sofa is required

Did you oversex?

no I never do that "

Bullcrap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning peachy

PP

I'm in a little pain today so it seems a couple of hrs on the sofa is required

Did you oversex?

no I never do that

Bullcrap "

How rude

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I was nearly _educed by a fancy sausage.

Was it wearing a dickie bow "

I said nearly... Everyone knows I never ever get _educed by anyone not wearing full formal evening attire.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Bet you can't guess what I need?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

.


"Bet you can't guess what I need?"

Food ?

Sex ?

Confession?

A exorcism

All of the above

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Bet you can't guess what I need?

Food ?

Sex ?

Confession?

A exorcism

All of the above "

How the fuck did you work all that out Mystic Meg? I'm impressed.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

.


"Bet you can't guess what I need?

Food ?

Sex ?

Confession?

A exorcism

All of the above

How the fuck did you work all that out Mystic Meg? I'm impressed."

I'm always fiddling with my crystal balls

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Bet you can't guess what I need?

Food ?

Sex ?

Confession?

A exorcism

All of the above

How the fuck did you work all that out Mystic Meg? I'm impressed.

I'm always fiddling with my crystal balls

"

Posh ones Eh!

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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"Bet you can't guess what I need?

Food ?

Sex ?

Confession?

A exorcism

All of the above

How the fuck did you work all that out Mystic Meg? I'm impressed.

I'm always fiddling with my crystal balls

Posh ones Eh!"

Not really just well polished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was nearly _educed by a fancy sausage.

Was it wearing a dickie bow

I said nearly... Everyone knows I never ever get _educed by anyone not wearing full formal evening attire.

"

Noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hot and sweaty and ruined and not in a good way

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I'm hot and sweaty and ruined and not in a good way "

Yeah but Moriarty must be worse he couldn't even manage to start a new thread

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Morning. I'm very disappointed, I thought we were off to Nando's in 2 minutes, turns out we're not going until 1pm

I am going to sit at my desk with a face like a slapped arse for an hour, that should keep sales away

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Morning. I'm very disappointed, I thought we were off to Nando's in 2 minutes, turns out we're not going until 1pm

I am going to sit at my desk with a face like a slapped arse for an hour, that should keep sales away "

Nandos nom,send a take away my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

time for breakfast - seems i forgot as i was so engrossed in dusting and hoovering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm hot and sweaty and ruined and not in a good way

Yeah but Moriarty must be worse he couldn't even manage to start a new thread "

Quite clearly a touch of sniffles and he can't function, men

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Beans on toast for lunch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've run out of cordage and have nothing to do with my hands

Fuzz

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

They can't put up with my miserable mush and sighing, so we're going in 5 mins!

Winning!

Is it just me or has this morning really dragged?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm hot and sweaty and ruined and not in a good way "

Stay away from the Krispy Kreme s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm hot and sweaty and ruined and not in a good way

Yeah but Moriarty must be worse he couldn't even manage to start a new thread

Quite clearly a touch of sniffles and he can't function, men "

Talk about kicking a man while he's down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm hot and sweaty and ruined and not in a good way

Yeah but Moriarty must be worse he couldn't even manage to start a new thread

Quite clearly a touch of sniffles and he can't function, men

Talk about kicking a man while he's down "

Oh I gave you sympathy yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm hot and sweaty and ruined and not in a good way

Yeah but Moriarty must be worse he couldn't even manage to start a new thread

Quite clearly a touch of sniffles and he can't function, men

Talk about kicking a man while he's down "

They are good at that here

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Good afternoon, everyone happy? All been fed? The dying swan feeling better? Dusting and hoovering finished?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good afternoon, everyone happy? All been fed? The dying swan feeling better? Dusting and hoovering finished? "

I could do with a nap

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Good afternoon, everyone happy? All been fed? The dying swan feeling better? Dusting and hoovering finished?

I could do with a nap "

Yes it's your nap time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good afternoon, everyone happy? All been fed? The dying swan feeling better? Dusting and hoovering finished?

I could do with a nap

Yes it's your nap time "

I have to do school run soon though, is 45 minutes long enough for a nap?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good afternoon, everyone happy? All been fed? The dying swan feeling better? Dusting and hoovering finished? "

I think I might have turned a corner, not out of the woods yet though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good afternoon, everyone happy? All been fed? The dying swan feeling better? Dusting and hoovering finished?

I think I might have turned a corner, not out of the woods yet though."

Oh that's just grand, glad you're feeling better, enough wallowing now, time to get on with stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting organised for a knee op tomorrow. No food 6 hours before !!! I don't last that long between meals normally

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"Good afternoon, everyone happy? All been fed? The dying swan feeling better? Dusting and hoovering finished?

I could do with a nap "

So could I! A post chicken nap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good afternoon, everyone happy? All been fed? The dying swan feeling better? Dusting and hoovering finished?

I could do with a nap

So could I! A post chicken nap "

Hehe, I'm going to have a snooze for 30 minutes before school run

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Good afternoon, everyone happy? All been fed? The dying swan feeling better? Dusting and hoovering finished?

I think I might have turned a corner, not out of the woods yet though."

Still in need of bed baths?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good afternoon, everyone happy? All been fed? The dying swan feeling better? Dusting and hoovering finished?

I think I might have turned a corner, not out of the woods yet though."

all done - even been to the shops (was heading out for a walk but it started to pee down) - and glad youre feeling better soft lad

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Afternoon

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon "

Oi oi honey, how's it hanging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all "

I still need a nap

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Afternoon

Oi oi honey, how's it hanging "

Muddily

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Aww I whats up ms honey

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Morning all

I still need a nap "

I've only just got out of bed but hey if that's an offer I'm game

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Aww I whats up ms honey "

A muddy walk, me and my wise ideas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aww I whats up ms honey

A muddy walk, me and my wise ideas "

Trek through the mud to clearer waters xx

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Aww I whats up ms honey

A muddy walk, me and my wise ideas

Trek through the mud to clearer waters xx"

It was a literal physical walk...to a cider farm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aww I whats up ms honey

A muddy walk, me and my wise ideas

Trek through the mud to clearer waters xx

It was a literal physical walk...to a cider farm "

Envious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aww I whats up ms honey

A muddy walk, me and my wise ideas

Trek through the mud to clearer waters xx

It was a literal physical walk...to a cider farm "

cider farm you say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon - I'm chippy bound

Who wants what?

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"Afternoon - I'm chippy bound

Who wants what?"

Ooh I'd love a jumbo sausage please

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Afternoon - I'm chippy bound

Who wants what?"

Hello seems I'm just in time. Please may I have a fish please, nice and crispy with a tad of vinegar and I'll share your chips. I only want a few please. Maybe a spoonful of mushy peas? Ta Swingaling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon - I'm chippy bound

Who wants what?

Ooh I'd love a jumbo sausage please "

Wrapped or open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon - I'm chippy bound

Who wants what?

Ooh I'd love a jumbo sausage please "

I'm being good, paprika chicken and rice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon - I'm chippy bound

Who wants what?

Hello seems I'm just in time. Please may I have a fish please, nice and crispy with a tad of vinegar and I'll share your chips. I only want a few please. Maybe a spoonful of mushy peas? Ta Swingaling "

I'll ask them to make it nice and crispy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love tipping point and love to have a go - just saying -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm seriously craving a take away but should be cooking Seafood Linguine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm seriously craving a take away but should be cooking Seafood Linguine."

Oh you're well enough to eat?

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"love tipping point and love to have a go - just saying - "

Me too, giant push a penny

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"I'm seriously craving a take away but should be cooking Seafood Linguine."

Swing's off to the chippy if that helps.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"Afternoon - I'm chippy bound

Who wants what?

Ooh I'd love a jumbo sausage please

Wrapped or open "

Wrapped please

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Afternoon - I'm chippy bound

Who wants what?"

I'll call for ours on the way back from riding, bit thank you sweetheart

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I'm seriously craving a take away but should be cooking Seafood Linguine."

Are you sure you're ill and not pregnant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon - I'm chippy bound

Who wants what?

I'll call for ours on the way back from riding, bit thank you sweetheart "

that sounds so wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just had beef burgers fried mash and gravy

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Afternoon - I'm chippy bound

Who wants what?

I'll call for ours after riding you, but thank you sweetheart

that sounds so wrong "

Yeah even if I'd said but instead of bit it wouldn't have improved things although I could make it worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon - I'm chippy bound

Who wants what?

I'll call for ours after riding you, but thank you sweetheart

that sounds so wrong

Yeah even if I'd said but instead of bit it wouldn't have improved things although I could make it worse "

Yes you could

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Afternoon - I'm chippy bound

Who wants what?

I'll call for ours after riding you, but thank you sweetheart

that sounds so wrong

Yeah even if I'd said but instead of bit it wouldn't have improved things although I could make it worse

Yes you could "

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

[Removed by poster at 21/09/17 17:55:56]

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Asking for a friend as neither of us appear to be down with the kids . What does, "you're an absolute worldie" mean?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"[Removed by poster due to the inability to type the correct words whilst giddy at 21/09/17 17:55:56]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm seriously craving a take away but should be cooking Seafood Linguine.

Oh you're well enough to eat? "

I want to say you have to feed a cold but that would be down playing quite how ill I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm seriously craving a take away but should be cooking Seafood Linguine.

Oh you're well enough to eat?

I want to say you have to feed a cold but that would be down playing quite how ill I am."

Starve a fever, feed a cold, man you have the sniffles!

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Good morning all!

Happy Friday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all x "

Morning, fancy meeting you here, come here often?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all x

Morning, fancy meeting you here, come here often? "

Oh hello you, we keep meeting in the unlikeliest of places. I'm a regular here, stay awhile and get to know the place x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all x

Morning, fancy meeting you here, come here often?

Oh hello you, we keep meeting in the unlikeliest of places. I'm a regular here, stay awhile and get to know the place x "

All these chats and lovely people...I'll never leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all x

Morning, fancy meeting you here, come here often?

Oh hello you, we keep meeting in the unlikeliest of places. I'm a regular here, stay awhile and get to know the place x

All these chats and lovely people...I'll never leave "

That's the problem, tearing yourself away. But your company is very welcome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all x

Morning, fancy meeting you here, come here often?

Oh hello you, we keep meeting in the unlikeliest of places. I'm a regular here, stay awhile and get to know the place x

All these chats and lovely people...I'll never leave

That's the problem, tearing yourself away. But your company is very welcome x "

Aww thanks....sadly work calls but while I have 30 mins..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all x

Morning, fancy meeting you here, come here often?

Oh hello you, we keep meeting in the unlikeliest of places. I'm a regular here, stay awhile and get to know the place x

All these chats and lovely people...I'll never leave

That's the problem, tearing yourself away. But your company is very welcome x

Aww thanks....sadly work calls but while I have 30 mins.."

Oh well make the most of it x

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I am very much feeling marmite on toast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am very much feeling marmite on toast. "

Morning that's just wrong

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I am very much feeling marmite on toast.

Morning that's just wrong "

So wrong it's right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am very much feeling marmite on toast. "

Eww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The term 'Celeb' is used very loosely nowadays, somehow a lot of stupid people are getting famous.

But, Celebs Go Dating is genuinely brilliant television.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"I am very much feeling marmite on toast. "

That was my plan for breakfast and then a friend picked me up and we came to work via Costa and then an almond croissant happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

morning - late - sorry all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am very much feeling marmite on toast.

That was my plan for breakfast and then a friend picked me up and we came to work via Costa and then an almond croissant happened "

I had a costa after the school run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am very much feeling marmite on toast.

That was my plan for breakfast and then a friend picked me up and we came to work via Costa and then an almond croissant happened

I had a costa after the school run "

I've got a free coffee to collect. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am very much feeling marmite on toast.

That was my plan for breakfast and then a friend picked me up and we came to work via Costa and then an almond croissant happened

I had a costa after the school run "

I had a bacon n tomato sandwich with my daughter and grandson then he threw up in the car....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am very much feeling marmite on toast.

That was my plan for breakfast and then a friend picked me up and we came to work via Costa and then an almond croissant happened

I had a costa after the school run

I had a bacon n tomato sandwich with my daughter and grandson then he threw up in the car.... "

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Half an hour of work to go

Then packing for Brum and wine

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening "

Evening Miss x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just woken from a nap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just woken from a nap! "

You feeling refreshed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just woken from a nap!

You feeling refreshed."

No I'm still tired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just woken from a nap!

You feeling refreshed.

No I'm still tired "

A nice cuppa should wake you up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm also hungry, what's everyone having for tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I had chicken n rice followed by a muller yoghurt

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over a year ago

Chippy tea tonight! Evening everyone

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"Chippy tea tonight! Evening everyone "

Ooh that sounds like a good idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I had chicken n rice followed by a muller yoghurt "

I had chicken and rice yesterday, however chippy tea sounds good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I had chicken n rice followed by a muller yoghurt

I had chicken and rice yesterday, however chippy tea sounds good "

It does I may go and get some for supper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chippy tea tonight! Evening everyone

Ooh that sounds like a good idea! "

Gotta be done on a Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chippy tea tonight! Evening everyone

Ooh that sounds like a good idea!

Gotta be done on a Friday "

I think you could be right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chippy tea tonight! Evening everyone

Ooh that sounds like a good idea!

Gotta be done on a Friday

I think you could be right "

Might go for sausage tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chippy tea tonight! Evening everyone

Ooh that sounds like a good idea!

Gotta be done on a Friday

I think you could be right

Might go for sausage tonight "

Large n battered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a kebab on the way, hope it's a well packed one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a kebab on the way, hope it's a well packed one."

The woman in my local chip shop has a very well packed kebab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a kebab on the way, hope it's a well packed one.

The woman in my local chip shop has a very well packed kebab "

Your chip shop does kebabs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Evening all "

Evening sweetheart, sorry I was busy making Paella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Evening sweetheart, sorry I was busy making Paella "

Evening darling. Hopefully it tasted good?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I'm in bed restraining myself from stabbing things...thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in bed restraining myself from stabbing things...thing."

Make sure you have enough acid to dispose of the body

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I'm in bed restraining myself from stabbing things...thing.

Make sure you have enough acid to dispose of the body "

Toilet cleaner is my friend.

We cover it until it melts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in bed restraining myself from stabbing things...thing.

Make sure you have enough acid to dispose of the body

Toilet cleaner is my friend.

We cover it until it melts.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in bed restraining myself from stabbing things...thing.

Make sure you have enough acid to dispose of the body

Toilet cleaner is my friend.

We cover it until it melts.

"

I'll provide an alibi if you need it

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I'm in bed restraining myself from stabbing things...thing.

Make sure you have enough acid to dispose of the body

Toilet cleaner is my friend.

We cover it until it melts.

I'll provide an alibi if you need it "

No you won't, sorry Honey but I need him

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Evening all

Evening sweetheart, sorry I was busy making Paella

Evening darling. Hopefully it tasted good? "

*Big sigh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time for bed for me. Don't worry, I'll tuck myself in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Time for bed for me. Don't worry, I'll tuck myself in "

Don't forget the hot water bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Time for bed for me. Don't worry, I'll tuck myself in "

Yes you will. I got no thanks last time

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Time for bed for me. Don't worry, I'll tuck myself in "

I'll talk you to death so I won't volunteer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in bed restraining myself from stabbing things...thing.

Make sure you have enough acid to dispose of the body

Toilet cleaner is my friend.

We cover it until it melts.

I'll provide an alibi if you need it

No you won't, sorry Honey but I need him "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Time for bed for me. Don't worry, I'll tuck myself in

Don't forget the hot water bottle "

I like to lie down and wallow in a fit of rage until the bed heats up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Time for bed for me. Don't worry, I'll tuck myself in

Don't forget the hot water bottle

I like to lie down and cuddle in a big blanket until the bed heats up. "

FTFY

Peach x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I'm in bed restraining myself from stabbing things...thing.

Make sure you have enough acid to dispose of the body

Toilet cleaner is my friend.

We cover it until it melts.

I'll provide an alibi if you need it "

You were number crunching for me right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in bed restraining myself from stabbing things...thing.

Make sure you have enough acid to dispose of the body

Toilet cleaner is my friend.

We cover it until it melts.

I'll provide an alibi if you need it

You were number crunching for me right?"

checking your figures yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Time for bed for me. Don't worry, I'll tuck myself in

Don't forget the hot water bottle

I like to lie down and wallow in a fit of rage until the bed heats up. "

There's your hot water bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Time for bed for me. Don't worry, I'll tuck myself in

Don't forget the hot water bottle

I like to lie down and cuddle in a big blanket until the bed heats up.

FTFY

Peach x"

The blanket is wire wool. I'm supposed to be tough you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I'm in bed restraining myself from stabbing things...thing.

Make sure you have enough acid to dispose of the body

Toilet cleaner is my friend.

We cover it until it melts.

I'll provide an alibi if you need it

You were number crunching for me right?

checking your figures yes "

My figurines surely?

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Good morning!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Morning all. I need to get motivated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all. I need to get motivated "

https://youtu.be/dLpjECGLj1o

Mr Motivator - In Da House

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning everyone

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Good morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello. Good morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Food, personal trainers, man flu.

I'm pretty sure that's where we were at."

Good Morning to you and all

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Morning all. I need to get motivated

https://youtu.be/dLpjECGLj1o

Mr Motivator - In Da House "

I want his outfit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all. I need to get motivated

https://youtu.be/dLpjECGLj1o

Mr Motivator - In Da House

I want his outfit "

You distract him and I'll wrestle it off him

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

I need to tidy my house

I'm not tidying my house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to tidy my house

I'm not tidying my house. "

I wouldn't bother...you've seen the mess we make on a weekend away!

See you soon

Peach x

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I need to tidy my house

I'm not tidying my house.

I wouldn't bother...you've seen the mess we make on a weekend away!

See you soon

Peach x"

I'll push it to fresh bed clothes. You can do the washing up. Boom. Erm, milks in the fridge find your way around make yourselves at home. Yep, that's my hosting skills at their peak

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Haven't you lot got things you should be doing

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Good morning all

I hope everyone off to the socials today have a great time

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I need to tidy my house

I'm not tidying my house.

I wouldn't bother...you've seen the mess we make on a weekend away!

See you soon

Peach x

I'll push it to fresh bed clothes. You can do the washing up. Boom. Erm, milks in the fridge find your way around make yourselves at home. Yep, that's my hosting skills at their peak "

Have you got coffee? I'm a coffee snob. I'll bring coffee

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Good morning folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haven't you lot got things you should be doing "

Erm have you packed yet?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Haven't you lot got things you should be doing "

I'm contemplating getting out of bed real soon, I've been distracted by poetry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haven't you lot got things you should be doing

I'm contemplating getting out of bed real soon, I've been distracted by poetry "

Let me try and encourage you to move with rhyme...

Get out of bed and pack your bag,

If you wait any longer, you might start to sag.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Haven't you lot got things you should be doing

Erm have you packed yet? "

Nope

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Haven't you lot got things you should be doing

I'm contemplating getting out of bed real soon, I've been distracted by poetry

Let me try and encourage you to move with rhyme...

Get out of bed and pack your bag,

If you wait any longer, you might start to sag. "

Nope not working, knob

I have nothing to pack for unfortunately, no social for me

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Haven't you lot got things you should be doing

I'm contemplating getting out of bed real soon, I've been distracted by poetry "

I've just got in mine

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Haven't you lot got things you should be doing

Erm have you packed yet?

Nope "

When you going?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Haven't you lot got things you should be doing

Erm have you packed yet?

Nope

When you going?"

Today. My lads not ether definitely a chip off the block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Word to all of your mothers.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Haven't you lot got things you should be doing

Erm have you packed yet?

Nope

When you going?

Today. My lads not ether definitely a chip off the block "

You need a me I'm the packer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haven't you lot got things you should be doing

Erm have you packed yet?

Nope

When you going?

Today. My lads not ether definitely a chip off the block

You need a me I'm the packer "

Just check your weight limit before you go Bladey

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Haven't you lot got things you should be doing

Erm have you packed yet?

Nope

When you going?

Today. My lads not ether definitely a chip off the block

You need a me I'm the best packer "

FTFM

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Haven't you lot got things you should be doing

Erm have you packed yet?

Nope

When you going?

Today. My lads not ether definitely a chip off the block

You need a me I'm the packer

Just check your weight limit before you go Bladey "

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Word to all of your mothers."

Late or early?

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By *ornylady71Woman
over a year ago

near Bury

Morning all hope you all well.

Today going to Bleakholt animal sanctuary to hopefully choose a kitten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haven't you lot got things you should be doing

Erm have you packed yet?

Nope

When you going?

Today. My lads not ether definitely a chip off the block

You need a me I'm the packer

Just check your weight limit before you go Bladey

"

I know you are a packing ninja

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