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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.

Did the they take it? Did they hell.

So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.

Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.

Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny

Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

You're probably supposed to take them to the tip or something, rather than sneak them into landfill

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.

Did the they take it? Did they hell.

So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.

Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.

Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny

Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow?

Good luck you sneaky girl you ! I take mine to the tip. There are receptacles for them there. I did hear once that red cross etc wanted them but you can't get rid of them for love nor money.

P.S. If it comes back this week , do what I do and cut them up and dispose of in slices as if you've murdered it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're probably supposed to take them to the tip or something, rather than sneak them into landfill

I'm trying to recycle it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.

Did the they take it? Did they hell.

So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.

Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.

Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny

Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow?

Good luck you sneaky girl you ! I take mine to the tip. There are receptacles for them there. I did hear once that red cross etc wanted them but you can't get rid of them for love nor money.

P.S. If it comes back this week , do what I do and cut them up and dispose of in slices as if you've murdered it."

Now that's a good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it in neighbours bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.

Did the they take it? Did they hell.

So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.

Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.

Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny

Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow?

Good luck you sneaky girl you ! I take mine to the tip. There are receptacles for them there. I did hear once that red cross etc wanted them but you can't get rid of them for love nor money.

P.S. If it comes back this week , do what I do and cut them up and dispose of in slices as if you've murdered it.

Now that's a good idea

Or use it to wrap an actually body in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find a skip and chuck it in, chances are there will be a mattress on it already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did it stink of pish?- as many girls squirt pish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"did it stink of pish?- as many girls squirt pish.

All girls who squirt pish!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put it in neighbours bin

Nah they will dob me in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.

Did the they take it? Did they hell.

So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.

Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.

Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny

Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow?

Good luck you sneaky girl you ! I take mine to the tip. There are receptacles for them there. I did hear once that red cross etc wanted them but you can't get rid of them for love nor money.

P.S. If it comes back this week , do what I do and cut them up and dispose of in slices as if you've murdered it.

Now that's a good idea

Or use it to wrap an actually body in.

Note for future...never try to put a body in a quilt to dispose of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Find a skip and chuck it in, chances are there will be a mattress on it already.

I'd get bloody done for fly tipping with my luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rollit up as tightas you can - put it into a black binbag and then into normal rubbish bin - my ex father in law got rid of a whole greenhouse over months - another random bit of useless info

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"did it stink of pish?- as many girls squirt pish.

No gushers allowed in my bed...dirty buggers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"did it stink of pish?- as many girls squirt pish.

All girls who squirt pish!

Only the Scottish gushers

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"rollit up as tightas you can - put it into a black binbag and then into normal rubbish bin - my ex father in law got rid of a whole greenhouse over months - another random bit of useless info

I knew someone who got rig of a 3 piece suite that way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"rollit up as tightas you can - put it into a black binbag and then into normal rubbish bin - my ex father in law got rid of a whole greenhouse over months - another random bit of useless info

It's as tight as you can get now

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Another way is to cut it up and make pet beds from it. Then give them to pet shelters

Once smaller they will wash in a machine.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Hose it down. Spread cress seed on it. After one week ...... put it in your green bin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"rollit up as tightas you can - put it into a black binbag and then into normal rubbish bin - my ex father in law got rid of a whole greenhouse over months - another random bit of useless info

It's as tight as you can get now

is it disguised tho - as in put into a black binbag so you cant see wht it is

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

serious answer, would an animal shelter have any use for it for dog or cat bedding?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another way is to cut it up and make pet beds from it. Then give them to pet shelters

Once smaller they will wash in a machine."

Wouldn't it need sewing up? Bugger that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.

Did the they take it? Did they hell.

So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.

Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.

Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny

Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow?

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that's funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hose it down. Spread cress seed on it. After one week ...... put it in your green bin. "

I live in a flat so don't have one of them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"rollit up as tightas you can - put it into a black binbag and then into normal rubbish bin - my ex father in law got rid of a whole greenhouse over months - another random bit of useless info

It's as tight as you can get now

is it disguised tho - as in put into a black binbag so you cant see wht it is"

Aw bugger no it is one of then clear ones I get off my mate doh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"serious answer, would an animal shelter have any use for it for dog or cat bedding? "

Well if it doesn't go tomorrow. ..the pdsa it is

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over a year ago

"Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.

Did the they take it? Did they hell.

So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.

Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.

Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny

Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow?

that's funny

You wouldn't think it was funny if it happened to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.

Did the they take it? Did they hell.

So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.

Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.

Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny

Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow?

that's funny

You wouldn't think it was funny if it happened to you

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I think I would though, it's funny, I just wish I could of seen your expressions

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.

Did the they take it? Did they hell.

So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.

Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.

Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny

Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow?

that's funny

You wouldn't think it was funny if it happened to you

After the trouble we trying rid ourselves of a giant dildo a duvet is child's play.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

* had

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"serious answer, would an animal shelter have any use for it for dog or cat bedding? "

Whole duvets tend not to useful to them as they are too big to wash easily.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Save it for November 5th now

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By *s ParisWoman
over a year ago

My Dungeon Room

I usually cut mine up stitch them up for the dogs bedding other than that I take them to the tip and leave it with the clothing bank stuff

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"serious answer, would an animal shelter have any use for it for dog or cat bedding?

Whole duvets tend not to useful to them as they are too big to wash easily."

that's true. I cut the last one we wanted rid of up and used some of it to make cushions for the garden and some to make cushions for the cat.

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"serious answer, would an animal shelter have any use for it for dog or cat bedding?

Whole duvets tend not to useful to them as they are too big to wash easily."

... and the animals can pick holes in them and ch*ke on the stuffing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"serious answer, would an animal shelter have any use for it for dog or cat bedding?

Whole duvets tend not to useful to them as they are too big to wash easily.

that's true. I cut the last one we wanted rid of up and used some of it to make cushions for the garden and some to make cushions for the cat."
Clever bears

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"serious answer, would an animal shelter have any use for it for dog or cat bedding?

Whole duvets tend not to useful to them as they are too big to wash easily.

that's true. I cut the last one we wanted rid of up and used some of it to make cushions for the garden and some to make cushions for the cat."

Perfect use, but if one is a non sewer I guess it's not an option.

Unless people on Facebook take them to make beds for animal shelters?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"serious answer, would an animal shelter have any use for it for dog or cat bedding?

Whole duvets tend not to useful to them as they are too big to wash easily.

that's true. I cut the last one we wanted rid of up and used some of it to make cushions for the garden and some to make cushions for the cat. Clever bears

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By *icecouple561Couple
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East Sussex

"serious answer, would an animal shelter have any use for it for dog or cat bedding?

Whole duvets tend not to useful to them as they are too big to wash easily.

that's true. I cut the last one we wanted rid of up and used some of it to make cushions for the garden and some to make cushions for the cat.

Perfect use, but if one is a non sewer I guess it's not an option.

Unless people on Facebook take them to make beds for animal shelters?"

Well our cats have always snuck on to the bed when there's a duvet on it and made themselves very comfortable so I thought I'd supply them with their own and put it on the chair I put in the greenhouse just for them. Not that I pander to them or anything

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Not that I pander to them or anything

I think if one has pets one should look after them as best as one can

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Not that I pander to them or anything

I think if one has pets one should look after them as best as one can

Agreed!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Not that I pander to them or anything

I think if one has pets one should look after them as best as one can

Agreed!

And that includes not feeing them junk food

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

"Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.

Did the they take it? Did they hell.

So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.

Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.

Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny

Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow?

This random rant has made my day.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Superglue it to heavy stuff that will definitely go from the bin.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Not that I pander to them or anything

I think if one has pets one should look after them as best as one can

Agreed!

And that includes not feeing them junk food

Wouldn't dream of it. I don't eat rubbish and wouldn't expect them to.

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over a year ago

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Getting back to the subject of disposing of a duvet. Have you considered fashioning a very warm and eco friendly overcoat from your unwanted duvet? How about making several dozen pairs of cosy slippers, leg warmers or even a stylish hat or two? You could be the envy of all your friends if you made a pair of snug trousers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Getting back to the subject of disposing of a duvet. Have you considered fashioning a very warm and eco friendly overcoat from your unwanted duvet? How about making several dozen pairs of cosy slippers, leg warmers or even a stylish hat or two? You could be the envy of all your friends if you made a pair of snug trousers.

Now bugger off...you know I can't sew

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"Put it in neighbours bin

Thats what I do when I need to dispose of excess refuse.....

Wait until everyone has put their bins out..... Then do some ninja bag drops......

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Now bugger off...you know I can't sew

What's wrong with staples?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're probably supposed to take them to the tip or something, rather than sneak them into landfill

Take them to a dog rescue centre.....they use them as bedding and are glad to receive them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put it in neighbours bin

Thats what I do when I need to dispose of excess refuse.....

Wait until everyone has put their bins out..... Then do some ninja bag drops......

And when it doesn't go...neighbours already know I'm trying to get shot of it...I'll look a right twat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now bugger off...you know I can't sew

What's wrong with staples?"

Now that's a new one...would they work?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're probably supposed to take them to the tip or something, rather than sneak them into landfill

Take them to a dog rescue centre.....they use them as bedding and are glad to receive them."

Been told they are too big for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.

Did the they take it? Did they hell.

So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.

Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.

Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny

Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow?

that's funny

You wouldn't think it was funny if it happened to you

After the trouble we trying rid ourselves of a giant dildo a duvet is child's play."

Can we forget the duvet just for a minute! I am more interested in how you got rid of the giant dildo? I'm guessing that car boot sales or generously donating to the local charity shop weren't options!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it through the shredder, make fake snow

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

Far too much drama about a duvet. Burn it.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Duvets do wash.

Give it to a homeless shelter.

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

Cut in half or quarters, and seal up edges with that iron on adhesive stuff you get everywhere for hemming trousers and stuff. Or buy cheap cushion covers, shred the duvet and use to fill the cushion covers. Pet and homeless shelters take cushions as well as blankets as do charity shops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burn it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it is reasonably clean then offer it to a homeless person

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

You lot are completely nuts, I'm crying laughing and I haven't even got out of bed yet, thank you xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're probably supposed to take them to the tip or something, rather than sneak them into landfill

I'm trying to recycle it

To the kocal refuse centre with it.

Sunderland council are very fussy as to what goes in the rwcycle bin so i guess other councils are too.

Good on yer for recycling like

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

My advice would be, if it's still at the bottom of your bin after it's been emptied, shove it in next doors bin ninja style

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By *atasha_DavidCouple
over a year ago

Slough

We had similar problems with our victims bodies

So we opened a pie shop.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.

Did the they take it? Did they hell.

So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.

Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.

Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny

Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow?

that's funny

You wouldn't think it was funny if it happened to you

After the trouble we trying rid ourselves of a giant dildo a duvet is child's play."

Do tell how you got shot of this?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're probably supposed to take them to the tip or something, rather than sneak them into landfill

I'm trying to recycle it

To the kocal refuse centre with it.

Sunderland council are very fussy as to what goes in the rwcycle bin so i guess other councils are too.

Good on yer for recycling like

See that's the thing...I'm trying to reduce the carbon footprint as our local tip is a 20 mile round trip. ..plus I'm a tight bugger

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

" ..plus I'm a tight bugger

Careful choice of words?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im in a need to know space right now - did the binmen take it

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.

Did the they take it? Did they hell.

So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.

Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.

Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny

Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow?

that's funny

You wouldn't think it was funny if it happened to you

After the trouble we trying rid ourselves of a giant dildo a duvet is child's play.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"im in a need to know space right now - did the binmen take it"
Thats what i want to know cant go to work till i know wonder if thats a good excuse for being late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im in a need to know space right now - did the binmen take itThats what i want to know cant go to work till i know wonder if thats a good excuse for being late

hit work with the truth -

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By *a72Man
over a year ago

london

Fingers crossed you get shot of the duvet soon Miss Dominatrix. I am dealing with a terrible dilemma myself at the moment I have 2 tubs of butter open at the same time in the fridge and now don't know which one to use up first!!

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over a year ago

"im in a need to know space right now - did the binmen take it"

They have been for household bin but not for recycling bin yet....pray for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take it to your local laundry for a service wash and don't bother picking it up....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take it to your local laundry for a service wash and don't bother picking it up....

Round trip 10 miles...carbon footprint Dear boy

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Fingers crossed you get shot of the duvet soon Miss Dominatrix. I am dealing with a terrible dilemma myself at the moment I have 2 tubs of butter open at the same time in the fridge and now don't know which one to use up first!!"

The quandary of prioritising by best before date or amount left in the tub

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over a year ago

"Take it to your local laundry for a service wash and don't bother picking it up....

Round trip 10 miles...carbon footprint Dear boy

Ok wrap a dead body in it and leave it in the back lane

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.

Did the they take it? Did they hell.

So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.

Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.

Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny

Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow?

that's funny

You wouldn't think it was funny if it happened to you

After the trouble we trying rid ourselves of a giant dildo a duvet is child's play.

No, they weren't. I think the damn thing is still in a suitcase in the loft unless Mr N took it to the tip when we moved. Helpful fab forum contributors made some absolutely useless suggestions such as use it as a Christmas tree or put it in a really elderly ladies dustbin.

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over a year ago

"Take it to your local laundry for a service wash and don't bother picking it up....

Round trip 10 miles...carbon footprint Dear boy

Ok wrap a dead body in it and leave it in the back lane

Are you volunteering to be said body

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By *a72Man
over a year ago

london

The quandary of prioritising by best before date or amount left in the tub

About same amount left in both, My nephew came over made a bacon sandwich and opened a fresh tub! as you know the date runs out on these bastards so quickly.

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over a year ago

"Take it to your local laundry for a service wash and don't bother picking it up....

Round trip 10 miles...carbon footprint Dear boy

Ok wrap a dead body in it and leave it in the back lane

Are you volunteering to be said body

Hey honcho it's not my problem.....

People would pay vast sums of money to own my used bedding

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over a year ago

"Take it to your local laundry for a service wash and don't bother picking it up....

Round trip 10 miles...carbon footprint Dear boy

Ok wrap a dead body in it and leave it in the back lane

Are you volunteering to be said body

Hey honcho it's not my problem.....

People would pay vast sums of money to own my used bedding

After you've taken the cobwebs off

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over a year ago

The quandary of prioritising by best before date or amount left in the tub

About same amount left in both, My nephew came over made a bacon sandwich and opened a fresh tub! as you know the date runs out on these bastards so quickly.

Butter doesn't come in tubs...that's half margarine...dump it all and get real butter

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over a year ago

"Take it to your local laundry for a service wash and don't bother picking it up....

Round trip 10 miles...carbon footprint Dear boy

Ok wrap a dead body in it and leave it in the back lane

Are you volunteering to be said body

Hey honcho it's not my problem.....

People would pay vast sums of money to own my used bedding

After you've taken the cobwebs off

No fool....... they would clone my DNA and create a master race....

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over a year ago

"Take it to your local laundry for a service wash and don't bother picking it up....

Round trip 10 miles...carbon footprint Dear boy

Ok wrap a dead body in it and leave it in the back lane

Are you volunteering to be said body

Hey honcho it's not my problem.....

People would pay vast sums of money to own my used bedding

After you've taken the cobwebs off

No fool....... they would clone my DNA and create a master race....

Could do a mistress race off mine

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over a year ago

"Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.

Did the they take it? Did they hell.

So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.

Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.

Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny

Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow?

that's funny

You wouldn't think it was funny if it happened to you

After the trouble we trying rid ourselves of a giant dildo a duvet is child's play.

I'm not quite sure if I'm hoping "Elderly ladies dustbin" is a euphemism or not!

And it definitely ain't butter if it's in a tub!

Do you know anyone good with a sewing machine? You could use your duvet to make a nice quilted onesie. Winter isn't far away and it could help save a fortune in heating bills!

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over a year ago

"Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.

Did the they take it? Did they hell.

So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.

Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.

Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny

Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow?

that's funny

You wouldn't think it was funny if it happened to you

After the trouble we trying rid ourselves of a giant dildo a duvet is child's play.

I'm not quite sure if I'm hoping "Elderly ladies dustbin" is a euphemism or not!

And it definitely ain't butter if it's in a tub!

Do you know anyone good with a sewing machine? You could use your duvet to make a nice quilted onesie. Winter isn't far away and it could help save a fortune in heating bills!

Not after its been in the bin 3 times...cost more to get it cleaned now.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.

Did the they take it? Did they hell.

So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.

Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.

Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny

Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow?

that's funny

You wouldn't think it was funny if it happened to you

After the trouble we trying rid ourselves of a giant dildo a duvet is child's play.

I'm not quite sure if I'm hoping "Elderly ladies dustbin" is a euphemism or not!

And it definitely ain't butter if it's in a tub!

Do you know anyone good with a sewing machine? You could use your duvet to make a nice quilted onesie. Winter isn't far away and it could help save a fortune in heating bills!

Not after its been in the bin 3 times...cost more to get it cleaned now."

Do not try putting it in your washing machine at home, you'll end up terribly frustrated trying to keep it in long enough to close the washer door

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over a year ago

"Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.

Did the they take it? Did they hell.

So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.

Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.

Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny

Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow?

that's funny

You wouldn't think it was funny if it happened to you

After the trouble we trying rid ourselves of a giant dildo a duvet is child's play.

I'm not quite sure if I'm hoping "Elderly ladies dustbin" is a euphemism or not!

And it definitely ain't butter if it's in a tub!

Do you know anyone good with a sewing machine? You could use your duvet to make a nice quilted onesie. Winter isn't far away and it could help save a fortune in heating bills!

Not after its been in the bin 3 times...cost more to get it cleaned now."

Suppose so! But you'll know what to do next time.

I had a pair of tartan bondage trousers in my youth. My mum hated them and one day put them in the dustbin. I took them out and put them on (rebel without a cause) to go to the pub. I didn't have a lot of luck that night

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over a year ago

"im in a need to know space right now - did the binmen take it

They have been for household bin but not for recycling bin yet....pray for me

haha on my knees i go -

im choring and only logging on to see if this has been taken #getalifegirly

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"im in a need to know space right now - did the binmen take it

They have been for household bin but not for recycling bin yet....pray for me

haha on my knees i go -

im choring and only logging on to see if this has been taken #getalifegirly"

passes cushions for knees

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

My bin men have just surprised me, normally they are very strict and won't empty a bin if the isn't able to close and they send you a letter. But they have just emptied my neighbours bin that was overflowing with loose rubbish to the point the lid was at 45°, made a bit of a mess but all 3 bin men stopped to pick most of it up

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Donnate it to a homeless charity

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"im in a need to know space right now - did the binmen take it

They have been for household bin but not for recycling bin yet....pray for me

haha on my knees i go -

im choring and only logging on to see if this has been taken #getalifegirly"

UPDATE!

The recycling binmen have been and my duvet is now on its way to the local recycling centre

So my cunning plan worked....off your knees and back to work

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"im in a need to know space right now - did the binmen take it

They have been for household bin but not for recycling bin yet....pray for me

haha on my knees i go -

im choring and only logging on to see if this has been taken #getalifegirly

UPDATE!

The recycling binmen have been and my duvet is now on its way to the local recycling centre

So my cunning plan worked....off your knees and back to work

Congratulations on your loss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thank gawd

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over a year ago

"im in a need to know space right now - did the binmen take it

They have been for household bin but not for recycling bin yet....pray for me

haha on my knees i go -

im choring and only logging on to see if this has been taken #getalifegirly

UPDATE!

The recycling binmen have been and my duvet is now on its way to the local recycling centre

So my cunning plan worked....off your knees and back to work

Congratulations on your loss

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"thank gawd"

Ah but I have put a end to how to get shot off one for fabbers in the future eh

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Phew they didn't belive me when I said I was going to be late

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"thank gawd

Ah but I have put a end to how to get shot off one for fabbers in the future eh

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your cunning young lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"thank gawd

Ah but I have put a end to how to get shot off one for fabbers in the future eh

your cunning young lady"

It's sorted on of life's mysteries...bin bags, hoover and parcel tape

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over a year ago

"thank gawd

Ah but I have put a end to how to get shot off one for fabbers in the future eh

your cunning young lady

It's sorted on of life's mysteries...bin bags, hoover and parcel tape

ive gotten rid of so much stuff that way - well minus the hoover trick -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always donate mine and any blankets to the pet rescue shelter. Gives me a happy knowing someone will sleep warm. And the animal rescue are always grateful for stuff like that.

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over a year ago

"thank gawd

Ah but I have put a end to how to get shot off one for fabbers in the future eh

your cunning young lady

It's sorted on of life's mysteries...bin bags, hoover and parcel tape

ive gotten rid of so much stuff that way - well minus the hoover trick - "

There you go. ..you get better advice here then dash's good advice thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I always donate mine and any blankets to the pet rescue shelter. Gives me a happy knowing someone will sleep warm. And the animal rescue are always grateful for stuff like that.

All been covered on thread...too big for pet shelters and without washing it is would not give it to the homeless...and washing it is too expensive as my new duvet was a bargain £3 for a king size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"serious answer, would an animal shelter have any use for it for dog or cat bedding? "

Yes. Also, often stables can use them as under rugs.

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over a year ago

"serious answer, would an animal shelter have any use for it for dog or cat bedding?

Yes. Also, often stables can use them as under rugs."

Said after the horse as bolted lol...but I never thought of that and my mate has a big equestrian centre. doh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to miss that duvet

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over a year ago

"I'm going to miss that duvet

Well I'm glad to see the back of it

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth

"Put it in neighbours bin

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Oh very sneaky, do you get on well with your neighbours?

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"I'm going to miss that duvet

Well I'm glad to see the back of it

As long as you're happy... that's all any of us cares about really

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By *revor1940Man
over a year ago

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Take it to a local dog rescue. They used to be glad of them as they don't last long.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.

Did the they take it? Did they hell.

So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.

Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.

Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny

Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow?

that's funny

You wouldn't think it was funny if it happened to you

After the trouble we trying rid ourselves of a giant dildo a duvet is child's play.

They get first choice of items, so she may have had a big smile on her face as she wrapped it, to take home later

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'm going to miss that duvet

Well I'm glad to see the back of it

me too, I should have wrapped the giant dildo in it and killed two birds with one stone

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over a year ago

"I'm going to miss that duvet

Well I'm glad to see the back of it

me too, I should have wrapped the giant dildo in it and killed two birds with one stone

With soxy too

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Wrap it round a body. Call 999 and in a couple of weeks it will be removed.

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