FabSwingers.com forum: Hello

By *ister Bop OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

I've heard this is where the cool kids hang out?

I thought I'd acquaint myself with the lovely ladies and give a fist pump to the dudes.

I'm looking forward to getting stuck in. Literally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome, just remember the 2 rules

1. There is no clique (unless you are not in the clique, then there is)

2. Men are a bunch of bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You heard wrong, nobody cool hangs round here.

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Not cool here either but... Hi

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By *ister Bop OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Welcome, just remember the 2 rules

1. There is no clique (unless you are not in the clique, then there is)

2. Men are a bunch of bastards "

1. Can you get me in dude?

2. Separately though we're cool as Fuck right?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

A bit of advice

Offer cake

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By *ister Bop OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"You heard wrong, nobody cool hangs round here.

I'll swap cool for asstastic. You're in.

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By *ister Bop OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Not cool here either but... Hi

Well I agree. You are too hot to be cool.

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By *ister Bop OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"A bit of advice

Offer cake

Any specific type?

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By * WillisMan
over a year ago

London

And try not to fist pump dudes unless you have a good hand sanitiser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome, just remember the 2 rules

1. There is no clique (unless you are not in the clique, then there is)

2. Men are a bunch of bastards

1. Can you get me in dude?

2. Separately though we're cool as Fuck right? "

1. Sorry mate, there is no clique

2. I know I am

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By *ister Bop OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"And try not to fist pump dudes unless you have a good hand sanitiser

Hey I will inspect them knuckles first.

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By *ister Bop OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Welcome, just remember the 2 rules

1. There is no clique (unless you are not in the clique, then there is)

2. Men are a bunch of bastards

1. Can you get me in dude?

2. Separately though we're cool as Fuck right?

1. Sorry mate, there is no clique

2. I know I am

Oh right....first rule of clique club right?

Kudos mate but I fed you that line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome, just remember the 2 rules

1. There is no clique (unless you are not in the clique, then there is)

2. Men are a bunch of bastards

1. Can you get me in dude?

2. Separately though we're cool as Fuck right?

1. Sorry mate, there is no clique

2. I know I am

Oh right....first rule of clique club right?

Kudos mate but I fed you that line. "

No wait, there is a clique, but really there isn't, but there is. I cant remember, its a bit of a grey area to be honest, best to avoid it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And try not to fist dudes unless you have a good hand lube.

Sorry, couldn't resist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"A bit of advice

Offer cake

Any specific type? "

Do not offer cake,not everyone need's or want's cake!

Who am I kidding,just don't talk about cake or popcorn comments! Only sad losers talk about popcorn on here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bit of advice

Offer cake

Any specific type?

Do not offer cake,not everyone need's or want's cake!

Who am I kidding,just don't talk about cake or popcorn comments! Only sad losers talk about popcorn on here..."

Butter or toffee

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"A bit of advice

Offer cake

Any specific type?

Do not offer cake,not everyone need's or want's cake!

Who am I kidding,just don't talk about cake or popcorn comments! Only sad losers talk about popcorn on here...

Butter or toffee

Definitely toffee

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By *ister Bop OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"And try not to fist dudes unless you have a good hand lube.

Sorry, couldn't resist

Oh I see there's some kind of meddlesome magic goes on here too.

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By *ister Bop OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Hello

Well hello there gorgeous.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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You need to hang out of me.

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By *ister Bop OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"A bit of advice

Offer cake

Any specific type?

Do not offer cake,not everyone need's or want's cake!

Who am I kidding,just don't talk about cake or popcorn comments! Only sad losers talk about popcorn on here..."

Where do you stand on chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not one of the cool kids just plain and normal and boring but hiiii and welcome have fun xx

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By *ister Bop OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"You need to hang out of me.

Well Miss Honey Hidden Profile I can't see you but I can already tell you're hot. I like your sass.

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By *ister Bop OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Not one of the cool kids just plain and normal and boring but hiiii and welcome have fun xx"

Who said normal ain't cool? Thank you muchly.

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

"A bit of advice

Offer cake

Any specific type? "

Carrot with frosting *sighs*

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"A bit of advice

Offer cake

Any specific type?

Do not offer cake,not everyone need's or want's cake!

Who am I kidding,just don't talk about cake or popcorn comments! Only sad losers talk about popcorn on here...

Where do you stand on chocolate? "

Chocolate is an acceptable topic. Preferably white,then milk,then dark if the former aren't available. I love chocolate,but please don't discuss it as I'm trying to be good. Thankyou...

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"A bit of advice

Offer cake

Any specific type? "

Not sure but I have heard plenty say getting some chics into bed is a piece of cake so it must be true.

Try chocolate

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"You need to hang out of me.

Well that's just plain rude...

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

I'm not cool but a little quirky lol x

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"You need to hang out of me.

Always so subtle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bit of advice

Offer cake

Any specific type?

Do not offer cake,not everyone need's or want's cake!

Who am I kidding,just don't talk about cake or popcorn comments! Only sad losers talk about popcorn on here...

Where do you stand on chocolate?

Chocolate is an acceptable topic. Preferably white,then milk,then dark if the former aren't available. I love chocolate,but please don't discuss it as I'm trying to be good. Thankyou...

Pass all the chocolate over to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not one of the cool kids just plain and normal and boring but hiiii and welcome have fun xx

Who said normal ain't cool? Thank you muchly. "
very welcome xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to hang out of me.

poor mans merry

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"A bit of advice

Offer cake

Any specific type?

Do not offer cake,not everyone need's or want's cake!

Who am I kidding,just don't talk about cake or popcorn comments! Only sad losers talk about popcorn on here...

Where do you stand on chocolate?

Chocolate is an acceptable topic. Preferably white,then milk,then dark if the former aren't available. I love chocolate,but please don't discuss it as I'm trying to be good. Thankyou...

Pass all the chocolate over to me

I've changed my mind I'll fight you for it,well not the dark you can have that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bit of advice

Offer cake

Any specific type?

Do not offer cake,not everyone need's or want's cake!

Who am I kidding,just don't talk about cake or popcorn comments! Only sad losers talk about popcorn on here...

Where do you stand on chocolate?

Chocolate is an acceptable topic. Preferably white,then milk,then dark if the former aren't available. I love chocolate,but please don't discuss it as I'm trying to be good. Thankyou...

Pass all the chocolate over to me

I've changed my mind I'll fight you for it,well not the dark you can have that..."

*Roll up sleeves . You're on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice cream beats cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to hang out of me.

Well that's just plain rude..."

Isn’t it! He could hang out of Mrs, at the same time as me!

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By *ister Bop OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"A bit of advice

Offer cake

Any specific type?

Carrot with frosting *sighs*"

I'll whip one up just for you pretty lady

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"A bit of advice

Offer cake

Any specific type?

Do not offer cake,not everyone need's or want's cake!

Who am I kidding,just don't talk about cake or popcorn comments! Only sad losers talk about popcorn on here...

Where do you stand on chocolate?

Chocolate is an acceptable topic. Preferably white,then milk,then dark if the former aren't available. I love chocolate,but please don't discuss it as I'm trying to be good. Thankyou...

Pass all the chocolate over to me

I've changed my mind I'll fight you for it,well not the dark you can have that...

*Roll up sleeves . You're on

Brave talk to someone who's perimenipausal,I'll either fight til the death or burst into tears. Don't say I haven't warned you

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By *ister Bop OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"A bit of advice

Offer cake

Any specific type?

Do not offer cake,not everyone need's or want's cake!

Who am I kidding,just don't talk about cake or popcorn comments! Only sad losers talk about popcorn on here...

Where do you stand on chocolate?

Chocolate is an acceptable topic. Preferably white,then milk,then dark if the former aren't available. I love chocolate,but please don't discuss it as I'm trying to be good. Thankyou...

How about I help you work off those calories after?

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By *otchillicoupleCouple
over a year ago

all over

"A bit of advice

Offer cake

Any specific type?

Do not offer cake,not everyone need's or want's cake!

Who am I kidding,just don't talk about cake or popcorn comments! Only sad losers talk about popcorn on here...

Where do you stand on chocolate?

Chocolate is an acceptable topic. Preferably white,then milk,then dark if the former aren't available. I love chocolate,but please don't discuss it as I'm trying to be good. Thankyou...

Pass all the chocolate over to me

I've changed my mind I'll fight you for it,well not the dark you can have that..."

What about this ruby chocolate malarkey?

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By *ister Bop OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"I'm not cool but a little quirky lol x"

Quirky works

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By *ister Bop OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Ice cream beats cake"

Maybe I should offer both?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to hang out of me.

Is there room enough?

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm cool but don't mess with me. I know karate, kung fu, judo, jujitsu and 20 other dangerous words

Welcome and Good Luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bit of advice

Offer cake

Any specific type?

Do not offer cake,not everyone need's or want's cake!

Who am I kidding,just don't talk about cake or popcorn comments! Only sad losers talk about popcorn on here...

Where do you stand on chocolate?

Chocolate is an acceptable topic. Preferably white,then milk,then dark if the former aren't available. I love chocolate,but please don't discuss it as I'm trying to be good. Thankyou...

Pass all the chocolate over to me

I've changed my mind I'll fight you for it,well not the dark you can have that...

*Roll up sleeves . You're on

Brave talk to someone who's perimenipausal,I'll either fight til the death or burst into tears. Don't say I haven't warned you

I have pmt perhaps we should just sit down and cry and eat the chocolate together

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By *ister Bop OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"You need to hang out of me.

Well that's just plain rude...

Isn’t it! He could hang out of Mrs, at the same time as me!"

If you're sharing I'm caring mate. You're a lucky man.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"A bit of advice

Offer cake

Any specific type?

Do not offer cake,not everyone need's or want's cake!

Who am I kidding,just don't talk about cake or popcorn comments! Only sad losers talk about popcorn on here...

Where do you stand on chocolate?

Chocolate is an acceptable topic. Preferably white,then milk,then dark if the former aren't available. I love chocolate,but please don't discuss it as I'm trying to be good. Thankyou...

How about I help you work off those calories after? "

Depends what you had in mind. If it's doing your housework you can bugger off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to hang out of me.

You made me picture a sticky, flaccid penis falling out of a hot, wet vag when I was happily thinking about big, hard throbbing members...Thanks Miss Honey

Hey there Bop!

Peach x

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By *ister Bop OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"I'm cool but don't mess with me. I know karate, kung fu, judo, jujitsu and 20 other dangerous words

Welcome and Good Luck

Why thank you gorgeous. I'm not sure whether to be scared or turned on by you but I'm looking forward to finding out.

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

"Ice cream beats cake

Maybe I should offer both? "

Warm chocolate fudge cake and ice-cream mmmm x

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By *ister Bop OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"You need to hang out of me.

You made me picture a sticky, flaccid penis falling out of a hot, wet vag when I was happily thinking about big, hard throbbing members...Thanks Miss Honey

Hey there Bop!

Peach x"

Hello there Peachie. That might be the end result but not what I was picturing

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"A bit of advice

Offer cake

Any specific type?

Do not offer cake,not everyone need's or want's cake!

Who am I kidding,just don't talk about cake or popcorn comments! Only sad losers talk about popcorn on here...

Where do you stand on chocolate?

Chocolate is an acceptable topic. Preferably white,then milk,then dark if the former aren't available. I love chocolate,but please don't discuss it as I'm trying to be good. Thankyou...

Pass all the chocolate over to me

I've changed my mind I'll fight you for it,well not the dark you can have that...

*Roll up sleeves . You're on

Brave talk to someone who's perimenipausal,I'll either fight til the death or burst into tears. Don't say I haven't warned you

I have pmt perhaps we should just sit down and cry and eat the chocolate together

Yes I tend to agree that sound's a lot more civilised

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By *ister Bop OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Ice cream beats cake

Maybe I should offer both?

Warm chocolate fudge cake and ice-cream mmmm x"

I can see I'm onto a winner here.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I'm not supposed to eat cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bit of advice

Offer cake

Any specific type?

Do not offer cake,not everyone need's or want's cake!

Who am I kidding,just don't talk about cake or popcorn comments! Only sad losers talk about popcorn on here...

Where do you stand on chocolate?

Chocolate is an acceptable topic. Preferably white,then milk,then dark if the former aren't available. I love chocolate,but please don't discuss it as I'm trying to be good. Thankyou...

Pass all the chocolate over to me

I've changed my mind I'll fight you for it,well not the dark you can have that...

*Roll up sleeves . You're on

Brave talk to someone who's perimenipausal,I'll either fight til the death or burst into tears. Don't say I haven't warned you

I have pmt perhaps we should just sit down and cry and eat the chocolate together

Yes I tend to agree that sound's a lot more civilised

We could sit and stare at Mister Bop. Hello btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Mister Bop x

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By *ister Bop OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"I'm not supposed to eat cake

Its ok. I won't tell if you don't

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By *ister Bop OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"A bit of advice

Offer cake

Any specific type?

Do not offer cake,not everyone need's or want's cake!

Who am I kidding,just don't talk about cake or popcorn comments! Only sad losers talk about popcorn on here...

Where do you stand on chocolate?

Chocolate is an acceptable topic. Preferably white,then milk,then dark if the former aren't available. I love chocolate,but please don't discuss it as I'm trying to be good. Thankyou...

Pass all the chocolate over to me

I've changed my mind I'll fight you for it,well not the dark you can have that...

*Roll up sleeves . You're on

Brave talk to someone who's perimenipausal,I'll either fight til the death or burst into tears. Don't say I haven't warned you

I have pmt perhaps we should just sit down and cry and eat the chocolate together

Yes I tend to agree that sound's a lot more civilised

We could sit and stare at Mister Bop. Hello btw

I'm glad you ladies sorted out that little issue. Now come watch me. I'll entertain you

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By *ister Bop OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Hello Mister Bop x"

Oh hello Miss Mighty Fine Bottom.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Have you been on here before OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello gorgeous xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh hi there OP

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By *ister Bop OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Have you been on here before OP? "

No, should I have been? What have I missed Miss Meli?

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By *ister Bop OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Hello gorgeous xx"

Hello Gorgeous yourself

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By *ister Bop OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Oh hi there OP "

Oh hi there Miss Sexy. Very appropriate name.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"You need to hang out of me.

poor mans merry

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"You need to hang out of me.

Well Miss Honey Hidden Profile I can't see you but I can already tell you're hot. I like your ass. "

Thanks

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"You need to hang out of me.

Well that's just plain rude..."

You know me

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"You need to hang out of me.

Always so subtle

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"You need to hang out of me.

Is there room enough?

Fuzz

Like Mary Poppins handbag so I am

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

*Roll up sleeves . You're on

Brave talk to someone who's perimenipausal,I'll either fight til the death or burst into tears. Don't say I haven't warned you

I have pmt perhaps we should just sit down and cry and eat the chocolate together

Yes I tend to agree that sound's a lot more civilised

We could sit and stare at Mister Bop. Hello btw

I'm glad you ladies sorted out that little issue. Now come watch me. I'll entertain you

Entertain away...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'm not supposed to eat cake

Its ok. I won't tell if you don't

Ha, I can tell you're going to fit right in here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh hi there OP

Oh hi there Miss Sexy. Very appropriate name. "

Have you been here before?

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By *ister Bop OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"You need to hang out of me.

Well Miss Honey Hidden Profile I can't see you but I can already tell you're hot. I like your ass.

Thanks

I see what you did there. I like it

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By *ister Bop OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

*Roll up sleeves . You're on

Brave talk to someone who's perimenipausal,I'll either fight til the death or burst into tears. Don't say I haven't warned you

I have pmt perhaps we should just sit down and cry and eat the chocolate together

Yes I tend to agree that sound's a lot more civilised

We could sit and stare at Mister Bop. Hello btw

I'm glad you ladies sorted out that little issue. Now come watch me. I'll entertain you

Entertain away..."

You want to see me juggle my balls?

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By *ister Bop OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"I'm not supposed to eat cake

Its ok. I won't tell if you don't

Ha, I can tell you're going to fit right in here!!

I hope so.

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By *ister Bop OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Oh hi there OP

Oh hi there Miss Sexy. Very appropriate name.

Have you been here before? "

I've not no. You must've been seeing me in your dreams SexyB.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh hi there OP

Oh hi there Miss Sexy. Very appropriate name.

Have you been here before?

I've not no. You must've been seeing me in your dreams SexyB."

Maybe so, fancy joining me in my bed

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"A bit of advice

Offer cake

Any specific type?

Do not offer cake,not everyone need's or want's cake!

Who am I kidding,just don't talk about cake or popcorn comments! Only sad losers talk about popcorn on here...

Where do you stand on chocolate?

Chocolate is an acceptable topic. Preferably white,then milk,then dark if the former aren't available. I love chocolate,but please don't discuss it as I'm trying to be good. Thankyou...

What about ruby chocolate? When that finally makes a public appearance I plan on trying it immediately.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Oh hi there OP

Oh hi there Miss Sexy. Very appropriate name.

Have you been here before?

I've not no. You must've been seeing me in your dreams SexyB.

Maybe so, fancy joining me in my bed

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well done Mr bop .. looks like you pulled

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By *ister Bop OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Oh hi there OP

Oh hi there Miss Sexy. Very appropriate name.

Have you been here before?

I've not no. You must've been seeing me in your dreams SexyB.

Maybe so, fancy joining me in my bed

From what I can see of your pillows it looks like a mighty fine place to be.

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By *ister Bop OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Oh hi there OP

Oh hi there Miss Sexy. Very appropriate name.

Have you been here before?

I've not no. You must've been seeing me in your dreams SexyB.

Maybe so, fancy joining me in my bed

well done Mr bop .. looks like you pulled

And I got told it was tough in here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh hi there OP

Oh hi there Miss Sexy. Very appropriate name.

Have you been here before?

I've not no. You must've been seeing me in your dreams SexyB.

Maybe so, fancy joining me in my bed

well done Mr bop .. looks like you pulled

And I got told it was tough in here. "

And who told you that?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"You need to hang out of me.

poor mans merry

Ah, yeah! That's who I was thinking of. I did wonder.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"You need to hang out of me.

poor mans merry

Ah, yeah! That's who I was thinking of. I did wonder. "

I'm almost certain I would recognise the torso of a man who spent many hours pleasuring me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eurgh. Cake.

Welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/09/17 18:43:18]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to hang out of me.

poor mans merry

Ah, yeah! That's who I was thinking of. I did wonder.

I'm almost certain I would recognise the torso of a man who spent many hours pleasuring me

That's who I was thinking it was

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"You need to hang out of me.

poor mans merry

Ah, yeah! That's who I was thinking of. I did wonder.

I'm almost certain I would recognise the torso of a man who spent many hours pleasuring me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Op. but I guess you weren't letting on to us guys.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Oh well I'm blocked anyway

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"A bit of advice

Offer cake

Any specific type?

Do not offer cake,not everyone need's or want's cake!

Who am I kidding,just don't talk about cake or popcorn comments! Only sad losers talk about popcorn on here...

Where do you stand on chocolate?

Chocolate is an acceptable topic. Preferably white,then milk,then dark if the former aren't available. I love chocolate,but please don't discuss it as I'm trying to be good. Thankyou...

What about ruby chocolate? When that finally makes a public appearance I plan on trying it immediately."

Ruby chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm blocked too

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Oh I'm blocked too.

Cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I'm blocked too.

Cute

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh I'm blocked too.

Cute

Now he won't get laid.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Wait...are you trying to be a cool kid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice cream beats cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait...are you trying to be a cool kid? "

Think he's blocking everyone who replies!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Wait...are you trying to be a cool kid?

Think he's blocking everyone who replies!

Rather strange!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he's blocked everyone - including me, it's likely his profile has been suspended for some reason

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over a year ago

"Wait...are you trying to be a cool kid?

Think he's blocking everyone who replies!

Rather strange!"

Don't get to see him juggle his balls after all

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over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Wait...are you trying to be a cool kid?

Think he's blocking everyone who replies!

Rather strange!

Don't get to see him juggle his balls after all

Just chocolate it is then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If he's blocked everyone - including me, it's likely his profile has been suspended for some reason"

Possibly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If he's blocked everyone - including me, it's likely his profile has been suspended for some reason

Possibly "

It's cool getting a ban or suspended, so he's on the right track.

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over a year ago

"Wait...are you trying to be a cool kid?

Think he's blocking everyone who replies!

Rather strange!

Don't get to see him juggle his balls after all

Just chocolate it is then

And a small wrestle then, to pass the time

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over a year ago

"If he's blocked everyone - including me, it's likely his profile has been suspended for some reason

Possibly

It's cool getting a ban or suspended, so he's on the right track. "

Yep I've had a few holidays myself but I'm doing well at the minute

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"If he's blocked everyone - including me, it's likely his profile has been suspended for some reason

Possibly

It's cool getting a ban or suspended, so he's on the right track. "

Is he a relative?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Wait...are you trying to be a cool kid?

Think he's blocking everyone who replies!

Rather strange!

Don't get to see him juggle his balls after all

Just chocolate it is then

And a small wrestle then, to pass the time

Gone on then just a little one as I'm settled on my settee now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like the OP isn't coming back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to hang out of me.

Is there room enough?

Fuzz

Like Mary Poppins handbag so I am

SpitspotChimchiminychimcheroostepintimewhenmaryholdsyerhandyoufeelsograndheartstartsbeatinglikeabigbrassbandspoonfullofsugarhelpsthemedicinegodowntuppenceabagvotesforwomenpracticallySupercalifragilisticexpialidociousperfectineverywaygwadblessyermarypoppins

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like the OP isn't coming back

Ooh I see him again

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over a year ago

"Welcome, just remember the 2 rules

1. There is no clique (unless you are not in the clique, then there is)

2. Men are a bunch of bastards

1. Can you get me in dude?

2. Separately though we're cool as Fuck right?

1. Sorry mate, there is no clique

2. I know I am

What, no clique! Pfft, right!, the world of MrsB and Knitter cast a long shadow!

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