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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I will have a sex on the beach with some crisps, what do you want?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a bit early....can I just have an apple juice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its a bit early....can I just have an apple juice? "
Yes, it is abit early too, here is some juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bliney Shag, I haven't even finished my breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Much too early for alcohol!

I'll have a coffee... Irish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a porn star martini, sex on the beach and screaming orgasm please.

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By *lexa999Woman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Slow comfortable screw, please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a Peter Pan...... for starters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a cup of tea to drink, but can I book a few screaming orgasms for later x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinking in the morning doesn't make you an alcoholic, it makes you a pirate!

Rum please mi hearty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bliney Shag, I haven't even finished my breakfast. "
Yes. I like to start early

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Much too early for alcohol!

I'll have a coffee... Irish."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have a porn star martini, sex on the beach and screaming orgasm please."
That sounds like a good one too with an orgasm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Slow comfortable screw, please "
Your order is cumming up

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Pint of Thatchers to whet my whistle then a large Bombay Sapphire.

Might even chuck in a packet of pork scratchings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have a Peter Pan...... for starters! "
Here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have a cup of tea to drink, but can I book a few screaming orgasms for later x "
That is a good one with an orgasm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drinking in the morning doesn't make you an alcoholic, it makes you a pirate!

Rum please mi hearty "
That is right matey arghhhhhh, here is rum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pint of Thatchers to whet my whistle then a large Bombay Sapphire.

Might even chuck in a packet of pork scratchings "
One comming up

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Pint of Thatchers to whet my whistle then a large Bombay Sapphire.

Might even chuck in a packet of pork scratchings One comming up "

Bless ya x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pint of Thatchers to whet my whistle then a large Bombay Sapphire.

Might even chuck in a packet of pork scratchings One comming up

Bless ya x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No alcohol ever again!

I'll have chamomile tea please

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


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No alcohol ever again!

I'll have chamomile tea please "

We all say this , well apart from the chamomile tea bit , until next time we're out for a couple and end up getting home in the early hours and waking up to find a traffic cone in the middle of the room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

long gin and bitter lemon please - i will have it outside

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

No alcohol ever again!

I'll have chamomile tea please "
Here is one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"long gin and bitter lemon please - i will have it outside "
Here is a gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the afternoon, perfectly acceptable to have a nice cold glass of wine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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No alcohol ever again!

I'll have chamomile tea please

We all say this , well apart from the chamomile tea bit , until next time we're out for a couple and end up getting home in the early hours and waking up to find a traffic cone in the middle of the room "

Haha

Yes but I really mean it

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