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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home.
Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him.
"Charles, you know that fur coat you promised me and never bought? Well, I bought it with the insurance money."
She paused for a minute, tracing her fingers in the ashes, and then said, "Charles, remember that new car you promised me and never bought? Well, I bought it also with the insurance money!"
Again, she paused for a few minutes and, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "Charles, that emerald necklace you promised me and never bought? Well, I bought it as well, with the insurance money!"
Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "Charles, remember that blow job I promised you?...
....well here it comes  |
