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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes I'm still at it...

List of do's and don'ts on a dating profile.

Do put up a picture!

Don't put up a picture if it has a snapchat filter on!

Over to you.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

No cock pics.

No wait, that's here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do say you are exciting and fun,

dont say you like trains alot.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Men

No pics wearing a rugby shirt

No holding a...

Fish

Gun

Baby tiger

Women

No trout pouts

No group shots where it will be easier to pick you out with a blindfold and a pin

No pics of your kids (for obvious reasons)

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"No cock pics.

No wait, that's here "

So you're saying DO have a cock pic?

Cal x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Men

No pics wearing a rugby shirt

No holding a...

Fish

Gun

Baby tiger

Women

No trout pouts

No group shots where it will be easier to pick you out with a blindfold and a pin

No pics of your kids (for obvious reasons)"

Definitely agree on the group pics!

You view a profile and there 3+ people in every picture with no indication who is the actual person!

Or when they have a guy in every picture...really?

Do say something more or at least different to "hey there " that would be great.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Wearing sunglasses with your arms out waving on a secluded beach/field/mountain/skis (delete as applicable) while standing far enough away that the paparazzi and their longest lenses would have difficulty making you out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women

And some guys..

Stop POUTING.

It's an instant turn off. Smile ffsake

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Put something about you on the profile, not just "fill this in later" or "any questions just ask"

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely no fish or endangered animals!

I never understood that on thst other site we all know of!

And if you do join that fishy site OP then you'll soon realise that it's the same as being on here without the nudity

Same people, same fibs, same blah blah blaaaahhhhh

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Just have a look at My profile

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"Women

And some guys..

Stop POUTING.

It's an instant turn off. Smile ffsake"

Oh yes, smile!

I gave up online dating as I opened my inbox one day and the profile pics all looked like police mugshots. Doesn't everyone look better when they smile?

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Just have a look at My profile "

But no copying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Be attractive

2. Don't be unattractive

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

I tried a real paid up dating site a couple of years back.

I seriously could not tell the difference

Messages from people at the other end if the country (or different countries!)

Offers /requests to be fuck buddies

Being put on peoples favourites list yet when I plucked up courage to message... ignored

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

No Snapchat filters

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"1. Be attractive

2. Don't be unattractive"

I really don't agree with this...

Thar is mor to dateing than sumones looks....

But eatch to Thar own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Be attractive

2. Don't be unattractive

I really don't agree with this...

Thar is mor to dateing than sumones looks....

But eatch to Thar own."

It was just a joke

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"1. Be attractive

2. Don't be unattractive

I really don't agree with this...

Thar is mor to dateing than sumones looks....

But eatch to Thar own.

It was just a joke"

Joke or not, why would you date someone you weren't attracted to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have seen on social media..

Profiles of women who have literally hundreds of camera, pouting selfies..

It is quite disturbing tbh. Shame, at its worst is a mental illness. Think narcissistic, pouting makes them more attractive in some way.

Even worse than that is seeing all the followers an likes they have. Similar to the girls who are totally anorexic and share their pics on social media too, getting likes from other wannabe skeletons.

The world has truly gone mad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"1. Be attractive

2. Don't be unattractive

I really don't agree with this...

Thar is mor to dateing than sumones looks....

But eatch to Thar own.

It was just a joke

Joke or not, why would you date someone you weren't attracted to? "

Cos thar is Mor to sumone than just looks.

You cood be attracted to Thar personality in sted.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Lists of dos and don'ts

I am a human being not a performing fucking poodle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and women

Plucked, shaped eyebrows are lovely.

But why on earth would you have them totally shaved off then have them drawn on with black crayon, so you look like Emperor Ming The Merciless?

If you ain't old enough to understand the reference, then Google it.

Totally bizzare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Be attractive

2. Don't be unattractive

I really don't agree with this...

Thar is mor to dateing than sumones looks....

But eatch to Thar own.

It was just a joke

Joke or not, why would you date someone you weren't attracted to? "

Fair point. I wouldn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Be attractive

2. Don't be unattractive

I really don't agree with this...

Thar is mor to dateing than sumones looks....

But eatch to Thar own.

It was just a joke

Joke or not, why would you date someone you weren't attracted to?

Cos thar is Mor to sumone than just looks.

You cood be attracted to Thar personality in sted. "

If you are attracted to someones personality, you still find them attractive.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"1. Be attractive

2. Don't be unattractive

I really don't agree with this...

Thar is mor to dateing than sumones looks....

But eatch to Thar own.

It was just a joke

Joke or not, why would you date someone you weren't attracted to?

Cos thar is Mor to sumone than just looks.

You cood be attracted to Thar personality in sted.

If you are attracted to someones personality, you still find them attractive."

Yes but the reference given arleyarr seems to be based on looks alown.

And how can you find out sumone personality if you don't give them a chance just cos of looks.

This make sence ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Be attractive

2. Don't be unattractive

I really don't agree with this...

Thar is mor to dateing than sumones looks....

But eatch to Thar own.

It was just a joke

Joke or not, why would you date someone you weren't attracted to?

Cos thar is Mor to sumone than just looks.

You cood be attracted to Thar personality in sted.

If you are attracted to someones personality, you still find them attractive.

Yes but the reference given arleyarr seems to be based on looks alown.

And how can you find out sumone personality if you don't give them a chance just cos of looks.

This make sence ?"

It makes sense, the point of a profile is to try to show off some of your personality so that someone may be interested in knowing more.

I'm not really a fan of online dating because of this, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy.

But, further to that, from my personal standpoint, I want someone that I am attracted to physically, and mentally.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"1. Be attractive

2. Don't be unattractive

I really don't agree with this...

Thar is mor to dateing than sumones looks....

But eatch to Thar own.

It was just a joke

Joke or not, why would you date someone you weren't attracted to?

Cos thar is Mor to sumone than just looks.

You cood be attracted to Thar personality in sted.

If you are attracted to someones personality, you still find them attractive.

Yes but the reference given arleyarr seems to be based on looks alown.

And how can you find out sumone personality if you don't give them a chance just cos of looks.

This make sence ?

It makes sense, the point of a profile is to try to show off some of your personality so that someone may be interested in knowing more.

I'm not really a fan of online dating because of this, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy.

But, further to that, from my personal standpoint, I want someone that I am attracted to physically, and mentally. "

fair point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I'm still at it...

List of do's and don'ts on a dating profile.

Do put up a picture!

Don't put up a picture if it has a snapchat filter on!

Over to you."

Don't put up a picture of you sat on your settee in the dark wearing sunglasses.Dont rant on about how your children are your life.They may well be,but you have to find time to date!And don't state that you will have a lot to give to the right person.Does that mean you will behave like an arsehole with everyone else.Just saying.

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