FabSwingers.com forum: Lounge Chat Thread Part 43

By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I've not started one for a while, as you were folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only got another 8 minutes of freedom left

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I've only got another 8 minutes of freedom left

You need a white knight and his noble steed to save you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've only got another 8 minutes of freedom left

You need a white knight and his noble steed to save you

Haha I think I can manage only a few hours left! Then I've got 10 days off!

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I've only got another 8 minutes of freedom left

You need a white knight and his noble steed to save you

Haha I think I can manage only a few hours left! Then I've got 10 days off!

Yaaaaaaay party time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening warblers

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Wibble

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Wobble!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Blobble

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Evening! I really should try and join these threads, but they usually move so fast and when I look in, I've no idea what's going on

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Evening! I really should try and join these threads, but they usually move so fast and when I look in, I've no idea what's going on

I ain't got a clue either, I'm just random wording

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Yo"

Yo beeyatch what's a crack-a-lacking in da hood?

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Evening! I really should try and join these threads, but they usually move so fast and when I look in, I've no idea what's going on

I ain't got a clue either, I'm just random wording

I'll give that a go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening! I really should try and join these threads, but they usually move so fast and when I look in, I've no idea what's going on

That's part of the fun. Though it's usually shit talk x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Evening! I really should try and join these threads, but they usually move so fast and when I look in, I've no idea what's going on

That's part of the fun. Though it's usually shit talk x

Nothing to do with me

*whistles innocently*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening! I really should try and join these threads, but they usually move so fast and when I look in, I've no idea what's going on

That's part of the fun. Though it's usually shit talk x

Nothing to do with me

*whistles innocently*"

Ha ha, I've started talking about poo at home, my kids are disgusted x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Yo

Yo beeyatch what's a crack-a-lacking in da hood?"

Fuck all.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Evening. Is it really only Tuesday?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"Evening. Is it really only Tuesday?

Only for a few more hours

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Evening. Is it really only Tuesday?

I'm sorry but yes thank goodness

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Evening. Is it really only Tuesday?

Only for a few more hours

Ha true! I feel like it should be at least Thursday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening. Is it really only Tuesday?

Yes, the days are dragging x

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"Evening. Is it really only Tuesday?

Only for a few more hours

Ha true! I feel like it should be at least Thursday!"

It could be worse

Monday

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Evening. Is it really only Tuesday?

Only for a few more hours

Ha true! I feel like it should be at least Thursday!

It could be worse

Monday

Don't swear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

evening - just watched doctor foster - love suranne jones stuff

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"Evening. Is it really only Tuesday?

Only for a few more hours

Ha true! I feel like it should be at least Thursday!

It could be worse

Monday

Don't swear!

Fuck!

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"evening - just watched doctor foster - love suranne jones stuff"

It was good, I like her as an actress x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Evening! I really should try and join these threads, but they usually move so fast and when I look in, I've no idea what's going on

That's part of the fun. Though it's usually shit talk x

Nothing to do with me

*whistles innocently*

Ha ha, I've started talking about poo at home, my kids are disgusted x

Love it, they can thank auntie peach

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"evening - just watched doctor foster - love suranne jones stuff

It was good, I like her as an actress x "

me too - hasnt been in anything bad - the unforgiven was amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening! I really should try and join these threads, but they usually move so fast and when I look in, I've no idea what's going on

That's part of the fun. Though it's usually shit talk x

Nothing to do with me

*whistles innocently*

Ha ha, I've started talking about poo at home, my kids are disgusted x

Love it, they can thank auntie peach

I shall tell them that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"evening - just watched doctor foster - love suranne jones stuff

It was good, I like her as an actress x

me too - hasnt been in anything bad - the unforgiven was amazing "

Oh I've not seen that. Will check it out x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"evening - just watched doctor foster - love suranne jones stuff

It was good, I like her as an actress x

me too - hasnt been in anything bad - the unforgiven was amazing

Oh I've not seen that. Will check it out x "

i had to look up the name of it - was a few years ago -

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"Evening! I really should try and join these threads, but they usually move so fast and when I look in, I've no idea what's going on

That's part of the fun. Though it's usually shit talk x

Nothing to do with me

*whistles innocently*

Ha ha, I've started talking about poo at home, my kids are disgusted x

Love it, they can thank auntie peach

Potty mouth peach

Could be a new name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"evening - just watched doctor foster - love suranne jones stuff

It was good, I like her as an actress x

me too - hasnt been in anything bad - the unforgiven was amazing

Oh I've not seen that. Will check it out x

i had to look up the name of it - was a few years ago - "

Oh it will be on the net somewhere x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning swing, late night for you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning swing, late night for you x "

Just settling down to sleep and noticed the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning chatters x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Morning lovelies x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning fine forumites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning again "

Deja vu, morning swing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning again

Deja vu, morning swing x

Lol.. and round and round we go... hmmm.. makes me think of a circle of fine sexies with continuous licking

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Good morning you lovely lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning again

Deja vu, morning swing x

Morning again Angie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning you lovely lot

Morning baby cakes

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm on a bus on the way to the train station and I have bus rage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

morning - tinnitus through the roof - fkn do one

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"morning - tinnitus through the roof - fkn do one"

Oh I hate when that happens. Hopefully it soon gets back down to a manageable level x

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Good morning you lovely lot

Morning baby cakes

Morning cuddle bear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn, now you've mentioned it I can hear mine again...

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"I'm on a bus on the way to the train station and I have bus rage. "

Oh dear - is that a thing?

Hope you don't get train rage too!!

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

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I hope my affliction improves before I get to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on a bus on the way to the train station and I have bus rage. "

Hopefully the bus at least has Wi-Fi

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"I'm on a bus on the way to the train station and I have bus rage. "

Bus wanker!

I had that the other weekend when I had part rail replacement on the way back from Brum. Buses make me feel sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn, now you've mentioned it I can hear mine again..."

The pulsing noise I can manage it's when I get that high pitched constant sound that's more annoying. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn, now you've mentioned it I can hear mine again...

The pulsing noise I can manage it's when I get that high pitched constant sound that's more annoying. X "

I used to get the latter in both ears, now that only happens if I am physically exhausted or headachy. But it's constant in the left, like now..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn, now you've mentioned it I can hear mine again...

The pulsing noise I can manage it's when I get that high pitched constant sound that's more annoying. X

I used to get the latter in both ears, now that only happens if I am physically exhausted or headachy. But it's constant in the left, like now.."

That's awful, and there's nothing you can do to stop it. Then it also gets distracting as well. Terrible condition x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn, now you've mentioned it I can hear mine again...

The pulsing noise I can manage it's when I get that high pitched constant sound that's more annoying. X

I used to get the latter in both ears, now that only happens if I am physically exhausted or headachy. But it's constant in the left, like now..

That's awful, and there's nothing you can do to stop it. Then it also gets distracting as well. Terrible condition x "

mine is way worse when im over tired - my insomnia has been cruel the last few months so this week whilst im off the doc has given me sleeping pills - im thinking thats maybe the difference -

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Damn, now you've mentioned it I can hear mine again...

The pulsing noise I can manage it's when I get that high pitched constant sound that's more annoying. X

I used to get the latter in both ears, now that only happens if I am physically exhausted or headachy. But it's constant in the left, like now..

That's awful, and there's nothing you can do to stop it. Then it also gets distracting as well. Terrible condition x

mine is way worse when im over tired - my insomnia has been cruel the last few months so this week whilst im off the doc has given me sleeping pills - im thinking thats maybe the difference - "

Insomnia and tinnitus what a combination, I don't envy you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn, now you've mentioned it I can hear mine again...

The pulsing noise I can manage it's when I get that high pitched constant sound that's more annoying. X

I used to get the latter in both ears, now that only happens if I am physically exhausted or headachy. But it's constant in the left, like now..

That's awful, and there's nothing you can do to stop it. Then it also gets distracting as well. Terrible condition x

mine is way worse when im over tired - my insomnia has been cruel the last few months so this week whilst im off the doc has given me sleeping pills - im thinking thats maybe the difference -

Insomnia and tinnitus what a combination, I don't envy you

oh they are copable with - i have ongoing back problems that i take ridiculous amount codeine and naproxen for - when thats bad - then i really feel sorry for myself - but just get on with it - have no choice

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Who is providing the lunchtime spooning today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is providing the lunchtime spooning today?

*waves*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with a nap

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Who is providing the lunchtime spooning today?

*waves*"

Right on time .... snuggle on in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is providing the lunchtime spooning today?

*waves*

Right on time .... snuggle on in

How lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just had my nap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just had my nap

A nap at this time of the day! X

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By *ornyyorksMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Who is providing the lunchtime spooning today?

I'd love a lunch time spoon

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Someone please come and take this box of mint matchmakers away from me

It's been open about 3 minutes and I'm in to the second compartment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone please come and take this box of mint matchmakers away from me

It's been open about 3 minutes and I'm in to the second compartment

Oh no, it's fatal having a box of them open. Just so easy to eat on the go. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone please come and take this box of mint matchmakers away from me

It's been open about 3 minutes and I'm in to the second compartment

Oooo matchmakers, don't mind if I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone please come and take this box of mint matchmakers away from me

It's been open about 3 minutes and I'm in to the second compartment

I ate a pack of 5 Jam donuts for lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone please come and take this box of mint matchmakers away from me

It's been open about 3 minutes and I'm in to the second compartment

they are moreish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just had my nap

A nap at this time of the day! X "

I've had a busy morning shopping washing and cake baking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone please come and take this box of mint matchmakers away from me

It's been open about 3 minutes and I'm in to the second compartment

I ate a pack of 5 Jam donuts for lunch

5, I struggle with 1 x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just had my nap

A nap at this time of the day! X

I've had a busy morning shopping washing and cake baking

Aww, do you need me to come and make you a coffee now, can't be having you over exert yourself again x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole."

You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole.

You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed "

Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole.

You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed

Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up

Oh no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole.

You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed

Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up

Oh no

he will be fine

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Someone please come and take this box of mint matchmakers away from me

It's been open about 3 minutes and I'm in to the second compartment

I'm up for the job!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole.

You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed

Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up

Oh no

he will be fine

Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman!

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole.

You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed

Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up

Oh no

he will be fine

Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman!

I'm an angel and full of sympathy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole.

You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed

Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up

Oh no

he will be fine

Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman!

I'm an angel and full of sympathy

I feel a bed bath may be required.

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole.

You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed

Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up

Oh no

he will be fine

Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman!

I'm an angel and full of sympathy

I feel a bed bath may be required."

Errrrrrrr that's not sympathy, that's above and beyond the call of duty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole.

You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed

Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up

Oh no

he will be fine

Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman!

I'm an angel and full of sympathy

I feel a bed bath may be required.

Errrrrrrr that's not sympathy, that's above and beyond the call of duty

Don't give me that you'd love it, is someone else going to apply the talc? Need to make sure to get it in all the nooks and crannies.

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole.

You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed

Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up

Oh no

he will be fine

Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman!

I'm an angel and full of sympathy

I feel a bed bath may be required.

Errrrrrrr that's not sympathy, that's above and beyond the call of duty

Don't give me that you'd love it, is someone else going to apply the talc? Need to make sure to get it in all the nooks and crannies."

Talc omg, next you'll want a nappy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole.

You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed

Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up

Oh no

he will be fine

Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman!

I'm an angel and full of sympathy

I feel a bed bath may be required.

Errrrrrrr that's not sympathy, that's above and beyond the call of duty

i give a mean and efficient bed bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole.

You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed

Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up

Oh no

he will be fine

Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman!

I'm an angel and full of sympathy

I feel a bed bath may be required.

Errrrrrrr that's not sympathy, that's above and beyond the call of duty

Don't give me that you'd love it, is someone else going to apply the talc? Need to make sure to get it in all the nooks and crannies."

I can catheterise you, save you having to move to pee, we'll ensure you're turned regular to avoid pressure sores

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Someone please come and take this box of mint matchmakers away from me

It's been open about 3 minutes and I'm in to the second compartment

I'm up for the job!"

You were way too late

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole.

You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed

Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up

Oh no

he will be fine

Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman!

I'm an angel and full of sympathy

I feel a bed bath may be required.

Errrrrrrr that's not sympathy, that's above and beyond the call of duty

Don't give me that you'd love it, is someone else going to apply the talc? Need to make sure to get it in all the nooks and crannies.

I can catheterise you, save you having to move to pee, we'll ensure you're turned regular to avoid pressure sores

If that's not incentive enough to get better, I'm not sure what is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole.

You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed

Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up

Oh no

he will be fine

Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman!

I'm an angel and full of sympathy

I feel a bed bath may be required.

Errrrrrrr that's not sympathy, that's above and beyond the call of duty

Don't give me that you'd love it, is someone else going to apply the talc? Need to make sure to get it in all the nooks and crannies.

I can catheterise you, save you having to move to pee, we'll ensure you're turned regular to avoid pressure sores

If that's not incentive enough to get better, I'm not sure what is

Hehe he may be into sounding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole.

You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed

Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up

Oh no

he will be fine

Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman!

I'm an angel and full of sympathy

I feel a bed bath may be required.

Errrrrrrr that's not sympathy, that's above and beyond the call of duty

Don't give me that you'd love it, is someone else going to apply the talc? Need to make sure to get it in all the nooks and crannies.

I can catheterise you, save you having to move to pee, we'll ensure you're turned regular to avoid pressure sores

If that's not incentive enough to get better, I'm not sure what is

Hehe he may be into sounding

Do you do XXL catheters?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole.

You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed

Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up

Oh no

he will be fine

Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman!

I'm an angel and full of sympathy

I feel a bed bath may be required.

Errrrrrrr that's not sympathy, that's above and beyond the call of duty

Don't give me that you'd love it, is someone else going to apply the talc? Need to make sure to get it in all the nooks and crannies.

I can catheterise you, save you having to move to pee, we'll ensure you're turned regular to avoid pressure sores

If that's not incentive enough to get better, I'm not sure what is

Hehe he may be into sounding

Do you do XXL catheters?"

Yep if you really want it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole.

You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed

Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up

Oh no

he will be fine

Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman!

I'm an angel and full of sympathy

I feel a bed bath may be required.

Errrrrrrr that's not sympathy, that's above and beyond the call of duty

Don't give me that you'd love it, is someone else going to apply the talc? Need to make sure to get it in all the nooks and crannies.

I can catheterise you, save you having to move to pee, we'll ensure you're turned regular to avoid pressure sores

If that's not incentive enough to get better, I'm not sure what is

Hehe he may be into sounding

Do you do XXL catheters?

Yep if you really want it!

I'm home now and got my new PJ's on that my mum bought me for my birthday, big glass of water and Vicks all over my chest. I'm a little trooper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole.

You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed

Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up

Oh no

he will be fine

Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman!

I'm an angel and full of sympathy

I feel a bed bath may be required.

Errrrrrrr that's not sympathy, that's above and beyond the call of duty

Don't give me that you'd love it, is someone else going to apply the talc? Need to make sure to get it in all the nooks and crannies.

I can catheterise you, save you having to move to pee, we'll ensure you're turned regular to avoid pressure sores

If that's not incentive enough to get better, I'm not sure what is

Hehe he may be into sounding

Do you do XXL catheters?

Yep if you really want it!

I'm home now and got my new PJ's on that my mum bought me for my birthday, big glass of water and Vicks all over my chest. I'm a little trooper."

Aww you'll be feeling better in no time. See I can be nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon all

Sausage bap in the hot food bit in Sainsbury's reduced to 69p

Reduced to nothingness by me

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Afternoon all

Sausage bap in the hot food bit in Sainsbury's reduced to 69p

Reduced to nothingness by me

Your sausage oooft

Oh not that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can somebody bring me a 69p sausage bap please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole.

You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed

Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up

Oh no

he will be fine

Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman!

I'm an angel and full of sympathy

I feel a bed bath may be required.

Errrrrrrr that's not sympathy, that's above and beyond the call of duty

Don't give me that you'd love it, is someone else going to apply the talc? Need to make sure to get it in all the nooks and crannies.

I can catheterise you, save you having to move to pee, we'll ensure you're turned regular to avoid pressure sores

If that's not incentive enough to get better, I'm not sure what is

Hehe he may be into sounding

Do you do XXL catheters?

Yep if you really want it!

I'm home now and got my new PJ's on that my mum bought me for my birthday, big glass of water and Vicks all over my chest. I'm a little trooper.

Aww you'll be feeling better in no time. See I can be nice!

if you have a bad chest rub vicks on the soles of your feet - i can be nice too -

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Can somebody bring me a 69p sausage bap please?"

That sentence is so so wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can somebody bring me a 69p sausage bap please?

That sentence is so so wrong

I'll make it worth their while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole.

You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed

Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up

Oh no

he will be fine

Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman!

I'm an angel and full of sympathy

I feel a bed bath may be required.

Errrrrrrr that's not sympathy, that's above and beyond the call of duty

Don't give me that you'd love it, is someone else going to apply the talc? Need to make sure to get it in all the nooks and crannies.

I can catheterise you, save you having to move to pee, we'll ensure you're turned regular to avoid pressure sores

If that's not incentive enough to get better, I'm not sure what is

Hehe he may be into sounding

Do you do XXL catheters?

Yep if you really want it!

I'm home now and got my new PJ's on that my mum bought me for my birthday, big glass of water and Vicks all over my chest. I'm a little trooper.

Aww you'll be feeling better in no time. See I can be nice!

if you have a bad chest rub vicks on the soles of your feet - i can be nice too -

See we can both be nice sometimes

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Can somebody bring me a 69p sausage bap please?

That sentence is so so wrong

I'll make it worth their while"

69?

Sausage bap?

The possibilities are endless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole.

You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed

Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up

Oh no

he will be fine

Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman!

I'm an angel and full of sympathy

I feel a bed bath may be required.

Errrrrrrr that's not sympathy, that's above and beyond the call of duty

Don't give me that you'd love it, is someone else going to apply the talc? Need to make sure to get it in all the nooks and crannies.

I can catheterise you, save you having to move to pee, we'll ensure you're turned regular to avoid pressure sores

If that's not incentive enough to get better, I'm not sure what is

Hehe he may be into sounding

Do you do XXL catheters?

Yep if you really want it!

I'm home now and got my new PJ's on that my mum bought me for my birthday, big glass of water and Vicks all over my chest. I'm a little trooper.

Aww you'll be feeling better in no time. See I can be nice!

if you have a bad chest rub vicks on the soles of your feet - i can be nice too -

Is that really a thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole.

You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed

Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up

Oh no

he will be fine

Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman!

I'm an angel and full of sympathy

I feel a bed bath may be required.

Errrrrrrr that's not sympathy, that's above and beyond the call of duty

Don't give me that you'd love it, is someone else going to apply the talc? Need to make sure to get it in all the nooks and crannies.

I can catheterise you, save you having to move to pee, we'll ensure you're turned regular to avoid pressure sores

If that's not incentive enough to get better, I'm not sure what is

Hehe he may be into sounding

Do you do XXL catheters?

Yep if you really want it!

I'm home now and got my new PJ's on that my mum bought me for my birthday, big glass of water and Vicks all over my chest. I'm a little trooper.

Aww you'll be feeling better in no time. See I can be nice!

if you have a bad chest rub vicks on the soles of your feet - i can be nice too -

See we can both be nice sometimes

Don't be too nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole.

You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed

Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up

Oh no

he will be fine

Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman!

I'm an angel and full of sympathy

I feel a bed bath may be required.

Errrrrrrr that's not sympathy, that's above and beyond the call of duty

Don't give me that you'd love it, is someone else going to apply the talc? Need to make sure to get it in all the nooks and crannies.

I can catheterise you, save you having to move to pee, we'll ensure you're turned regular to avoid pressure sores

If that's not incentive enough to get better, I'm not sure what is

Hehe he may be into sounding

Do you do XXL catheters?

Yep if you really want it!

I'm home now and got my new PJ's on that my mum bought me for my birthday, big glass of water and Vicks all over my chest. I'm a little trooper.

Aww you'll be feeling better in no time. See I can be nice!

if you have a bad chest rub vicks on the soles of your feet - i can be nice too -

See we can both be nice sometimes

Don't be too nice"

Why? But I am nice though!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Can somebody bring me a 69p sausage bap please?"

You're one of those needy 'I'm gonna die of man flu' types!

I can't help, I don't knowingly go near anyone with germs. I spray them with antibacterial spray and quarantine them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babs and Pink have shares in antibacterial hand gel companies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can somebody bring me a 69p sausage bap please?

You're one of those needy 'I'm gonna die of man flu' types!

I can't help, I don't knowingly go near anyone with germs. I spray them with antibacterial spray and quarantine them

I wouldn't worry about the possibility of infection, if you found a 69p Sausage bap you'd win the Bear Grylls award for discovery!

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Babs and Pink have shares in antibacterial hand gel companies

You weren't complaining after you'd used a public toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Babs and Pink have shares in antibacterial hand gel companies

You weren't complaining after you'd used a public toilet

Good point, well made baby cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole.

You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed

Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up

Oh no

he will be fine

Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman!

I'm an angel and full of sympathy

I feel a bed bath may be required.

Errrrrrrr that's not sympathy, that's above and beyond the call of duty

Don't give me that you'd love it, is someone else going to apply the talc? Need to make sure to get it in all the nooks and crannies.

I can catheterise you, save you having to move to pee, we'll ensure you're turned regular to avoid pressure sores

If that's not incentive enough to get better, I'm not sure what is

Hehe he may be into sounding

Do you do XXL catheters?

Yep if you really want it!

I'm home now and got my new PJ's on that my mum bought me for my birthday, big glass of water and Vicks all over my chest. I'm a little trooper.

Aww you'll be feeling better in no time. See I can be nice!

if you have a bad chest rub vicks on the soles of your feet - i can be nice too -

Is that really a thing?"

it truly is

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Babs and Pink have shares in antibacterial hand gel companies

You weren't complaining after you'd used a public toilet

Good point, well made baby cakes

I couldn't have you devouring afternoon tea with dirty hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Babs and Pink have shares in antibacterial hand gel companies

You weren't complaining after you'd used a public toilet

Oh pink you'd love the stuff I have, even get a posh holder for them. It's much better than the horrible plain ones here. I wouldn't use any others now x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Babs and Pink have shares in antibacterial hand gel companies

You weren't complaining after you'd used a public toilet

Good point, well made baby cakes

I couldn't have you devouring afternoon tea with dirty hands

You're so good to me

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Babs and Pink have shares in antibacterial hand gel companies

You weren't complaining after you'd used a public toilet

Oh pink you'd love the stuff I have, even get a posh holder for them. It's much better than the horrible plain ones here. I wouldn't use any others now x "

Oh I remember you showing me at the social, I've actually seen some somewhere since then

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Babs and Pink have shares in antibacterial hand gel companies

You weren't complaining after you'd used a public toilet

Good point, well made baby cakes

I couldn't have you devouring afternoon tea with dirty hands

You're so good to me

5am early morning calls being my speciality

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Evening peeps

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Evening peeps"

Evening princess poop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Babs and Pink have shares in antibacterial hand gel companies

You weren't complaining after you'd used a public toilet

Good point, well made baby cakes

I couldn't have you devouring afternoon tea with dirty hands

You're so good to me

5am early morning calls being my speciality

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You ok there Meli?

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Oh dear anything we can do for you?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Evening peeps

Evening princess poop

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Babs and Pink have shares in antibacterial hand gel companies

I wish I did

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings. "

Good choice

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over a year ago

"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings. "

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings.

Good choice

I thought so. Food of the gods!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings.

Don't look at me like that haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings.

Good choice

I thought so. Food of the gods! "

To be fair, I would have chosen peanut butter if I was too lazy to cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings.

Good choice

I thought so. Food of the gods! "

I'm open to pork scratching deliveries too

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings.

Good choice

I thought so. Food of the gods!

To be fair, I would have chosen peanut butter if I was too lazy to cook "

I can't eat it after a vivid dream I had not long ago in which I made my own peanut butter with erm butter and peanuts. I was a big fan until then.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings.

Good choice

I thought so. Food of the gods!

I'm open to pork scratching deliveries too"

They deliver pork scratchings?

Tell me more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings.

Don't look at me like that haha!

crunchy pigskin

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings.

Don't look at me like that haha!

crunchy pigskin

I'd eat you if you were crunchy and salty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings.

Good choice

I thought so. Food of the gods!

I'm open to pork scratching deliveries too

They deliver pork scratchings?

Tell me more. "

I was hoping you would deliver them to me, I already have a 69p sausage bap on the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings.

Don't look at me like that haha!

crunchy pigskin

I'd eat you if you were crunchy and salty.

i could arrange that i guess - wouldnt you like me as i am though -soft and sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings.

Good choice

I thought so. Food of the gods!

I'm open to pork scratching deliveries too

They deliver pork scratchings?

Tell me more.

I was hoping you would deliver them to me, I already have a 69p sausage bap on the way."

Obviously not that unwell then if you can eat and think about eating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings.

Don't look at me like that haha!

crunchy pigskin

I'd eat you if you were crunchy and salty.

i could arrange that i guess - wouldnt you like me as i am though -soft and sweet

I was told not to be too nice, don't know if I should be offended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just an aside bit of happiness - my son is in the uk and i get son hugs tomorrow night -

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings.

Good choice

I thought so. Food of the gods!

I'm open to pork scratching deliveries too

They deliver pork scratchings?

Tell me more.

I was hoping you would deliver them to me, I already have a 69p sausage bap on the way."

I'd have eaten them by the time I got there and then what?

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings.

Don't look at me like that haha!

crunchy pigskin

I'd eat you if you were crunchy and salty.

i could arrange that i guess - wouldnt you like me as i am though -soft and sweet

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"just an aside bit of happiness - my son is in the uk and i get son hugs tomorrow night -

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"just an aside bit of happiness - my son is in the uk and i get son hugs tomorrow night -

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy

Fat thumb on the devil emoji Nanna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just an aside bit of happiness - my son is in the uk and i get son hugs tomorrow night -

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy

Fat thumb on the devil emoji Nanna

hahaha - my face when i read the text

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings.

Good choice

I thought so. Food of the gods!

I'm open to pork scratching deliveries too

They deliver pork scratchings?

Tell me more.

I was hoping you would deliver them to me, I already have a 69p sausage bap on the way.

I'd have eaten them by the time I got there and then what? "

You could share my sausage bap?

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Morning sausage bap anyone?

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings.

Good choice

I thought so. Food of the gods!

I'm open to pork scratching deliveries too

They deliver pork scratchings?

Tell me more.

I was hoping you would deliver them to me, I already have a 69p sausage bap on the way.

I'd have eaten them by the time I got there and then what?

You could share my sausage bap?"

It wouldn't be the first time I've been lured with a sausage. We talking Cumberland?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning sausage bap anyone?

Morning, anyone heard off the dying swan?

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Morning sausage bap anyone?

Morning, anyone heard off the dying swan?

Nah that's unlikely he's crap at messaging even when he isn't dying

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings.

Good choice

I thought so. Food of the gods!

I'm open to pork scratching deliveries too

They deliver pork scratchings?

Tell me more.

I was hoping you would deliver them to me, I already have a 69p sausage bap on the way.

I'd have eaten them by the time I got there and then what?

You could share my sausage bap?

It wouldn't be the first time I've been lured with a sausage. We talking Cumberland? "

Bit of an odd shape to work with but whatever floats your boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can provide a chipolata for a finger roll?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Word to your mothers.

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Word to your mothers."

What you doing awake?

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I can provide a chipolata for a finger roll?"

Pigs in blankets, now I love them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Word to your mothers.

What you doing awake?

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Morning all x

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Morning all x

Morning

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Morning nob rots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how do

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Morning nob rots

Morning princess poop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning nob rots

Morning princess poop

that's gonna stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been told I have to go to the gym for personal training by my personal trainer, apparently I've had long enough off now

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Morning nob rots

Morning princess poop

that's gonna stick

I'm aware of this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings.

Good choice

I thought so. Food of the gods!

I'm open to pork scratching deliveries too

They deliver pork scratchings?

Tell me more.

I was hoping you would deliver them to me, I already have a 69p sausage bap on the way.

I'd have eaten them by the time I got there and then what?

You could share my sausage bap?

It wouldn't be the first time I've been lured with a sausage. We talking Cumberland? "

More of a Mortadella tbh, big fancy sausage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning sausage bap anyone?

Morning, anyone heard off the dying swan?

Nah that's unlikely he's crap at messaging even when he isn't dying

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