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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So i always get mail that starts "Hi im an older guy...." due to having my preference on my profile.

How would you sell yourself to the person above?

No skipping-it'll probably be funnier if you're not their type!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So i always get mail that starts "Hi im an older guy...." due to having my preference on my profile.

How would you sell yourself to the person above?

No skipping-it'll probably be funnier if you're not their type! "

Hello.. I am an older man with a large bank balance and no common sense

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"So i always get mail that starts "Hi im an older guy...." due to having my preference on my profile.

How would you sell yourself to the person above?

No skipping-it'll probably be funnier if you're not their type!

Hello.. I am an older man with a large bank balance and no common sense

"

Hi. I won a pool tournament in Centre Parc when I was aged 14 and 3/4s.

If your pool team is ever short give me a nod. I've played a few games

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Hi....I was hoping to get some cooking lessons, can you please teach me the best way to heat up a sausage, also can you show me how to make a cucumber more appealing,

Im realy good at cooking beans on toast.x

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

I don't sell myself, I'm free to a good home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interest Free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has excellent oral skills and knows what I want x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has excellent oral skills and knows what I want x "

Knows what you want or who you want.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make a great cup of tea and I have jaffa cakes

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Has excellent oral skills and knows what I want x

Knows what you want or who you want.....

"

Oh Hello!!

If you'd like to drive over 100 miles to find a frigid old fart at the door - who probably hasn't shaved for a week and has no milk in the fridge for a cuppa after your journey - I'm definitely your woman!!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I make a great cup of tea and I have jaffa cakes"

For hatter?

I have lemon drizzle cake to go with the tea?

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)


"Has excellent oral skills and knows what I want x

Knows what you want or who you want.....

Oh Hello!!

If you'd like to drive over 100 miles to find a frigid old fart at the door - who probably hasn't shaved for a week and has no milk in the fridge for a cuppa after your journey - I'm definitely your woman!! "

Hello love, Did you call about getting a bush trimmed?? Let's have a quick peek before I wipe my tools out and see if we can create you a masterpiece

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

12 inch dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has excellent oral skills and knows what I want x

Knows what you want or who you want.....

Oh Hello!!

If you'd like to drive over 100 miles to find a frigid old fart at the door - who probably hasn't shaved for a week and has no milk in the fridge for a cuppa after your journey - I'm definitely your woman!! "

Feck me....you growing a beard too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a social.

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)


"12 inch dick"

Come on man, no need for that kind of heightism... I'm actually 70 inches.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Has excellent oral skills and knows what I want x

Knows what you want or who you want.....

Oh Hello!!

If you'd like to drive over 100 miles to find a frigid old fart at the door - who probably hasn't shaved for a week and has no milk in the fridge for a cuppa after your journey - I'm definitely your woman!!

Feck me....you growing a beard too? "

Nah - but there may be a couple of stray hairs on my arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has excellent oral skills and knows what I want x

Knows what you want or who you want.....

Oh Hello!!

If you'd like to drive over 100 miles to find a frigid old fart at the door - who probably hasn't shaved for a week and has no milk in the fridge for a cuppa after your journey - I'm definitely your woman!!

Feck me....you growing a beard too?

Nah - but there may be a couple of stray hairs on my arse! "

Phew....that I can live with

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Nice juicy cock for you to chomp on MD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Electrician.... prefer sparks flying in my sex life rather than my job

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Spares or repairs,

Free to collect,

Can deliver locally.

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham


"Spares or repairs,

Free to collect,

Can deliver locally."

Forget Hull, I'll show you Heaven.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Spares or repairs,

Free to collect,

Can deliver locally.

Forget Hull, I'll show you Heaven. "

Haha nice 1

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Spares or repairs,

Free to collect,

Can deliver locally.

Forget Hull, I'll show you Heaven. "

Haha I must remember that line!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spares or repairs,

Free to collect,

Can deliver locally.

Forget Hull, I'll show you Heaven.

Haha nice 1"

I'll let you give me a filling if i can nibble your pastry

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Spares or repairs,

Free to collect,

Can deliver locally.

Forget Hull, I'll show you Heaven.

Haha nice 1

I'll let you give me a filling if i can nibble your pastry "

Sold! Actually blushing in the office lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sell myself....

Ohhh errr mumble shuffle....

Slips quietly out of the door...

Carves on rock outside man cave..

Marketing consultant required...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man cave excavator. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man cave excavator. X "

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Here goes

I have a 2 inch penis

A tounge that is a dry and sandpaper

Fingers that look like they are from skeletor

I am single that can't accommodate

But I have a sense of humour

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