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By *oopy097 OP   Man
over a year ago

east mids

So whats everyones line of work? Dont have to go into mega details but could be handy for advice!

Or you can ruin the thread and say your flying to mars everyday

I am a tattooist and only fly to mars on a sunday x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm effectively retired from a career where I poked holes in the seabed

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

I deliver shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

healthcare assistant in specialist care

centre for severe dementia , emi and brain injury sufferers

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By *eece38Man
over a year ago

kingston

I don't even remember what i do anymore lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Retired at 49 .... bored at 51

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog/cat trainer in a nutshell

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Plunderer of fine booty and treasure map designer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Customer service advisor - talked to insanity by the masses daily. L

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Physiotherapist and love it

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By *oopy097 OP   Man
over a year ago

east mids

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By *oopy097 OP   Man
over a year ago

east mids


"Dog/cat trainer in a nutshell"

Can you help me to get my dog walk nicley on a lead? X

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Work in a food hygiene environment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calmer downer of Bridezilla - or wedding photographer by its official title

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Infection control nurse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dog/cat trainer in a nutshell

Can you help me to get my dog walk nicley on a lead? X"

Quite probably, easier than you may think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Customer service advisor - talked to insanity by the masses daily. L"

Me too

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"So whats everyones line of work? Dont have to go into mega details but could be handy for advice!

Or you can ruin the thread and say your flying to mars everyday

I am a tattooist and only fly to mars on a sunday x"

I wear a suit everyday with a dirty smile and try and make people's businesses better in between flying to Pluto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dog/cat trainer in a nutshell

Can you help me to get my dog walk nicley on a lead? X Quite probably, easier than you may think

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What breed is he/she and do they respond well to food treats?

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Minion, or that's what it feels like!

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By *oopy097 OP   Man
over a year ago

east mids


"Dog/cat trainer in a nutshell

Can you help me to get my dog walk nicley on a lead? X Quite probably, easier than you may think

What breed is he/she and do they respond well to food treats?"

Pm me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Customer Service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dog/cat trainer in a nutshell

Can you help me to get my dog walk nicley on a lead? X Quite probably, easier than you may think

What breed is he/she and do they respond well to food treats?

Pm me x"

We block males so wouldn't get a reply. Look to doing clicker work with treats whilst walking.

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By *azzle DazzleCouple
over a year ago

strathaven

Dentist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watch people doing their jobs. Read their work and hopefully they get a qualification at the end

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By *oopy097 OP   Man
over a year ago

east mids


"Dog/cat trainer in a nutshell

Can you help me to get my dog walk nicley on a lead? X Quite probably, easier than you may think

What breed is he/she and do they respond well to food treats?

Pm me x We block males so wouldn't get a reply. Look to doing clicker work with treats whilst walking. "

Think you can reply if you send first cant ya? No interest in food outside the house too interested in his walk. If i stop he stops... when i go he pulls...

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By *arnsleycouple7683Couple
over a year ago

Barnsley

We run comic cons, and we also take our PS4s/VRs/retro gaming stuff to comic cons run by other people.

Technically I (female) manage the cons for the most part, and hubby manages the gaming side of things for the most part, but there is a little overlapping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cut wood basically but very precisely....and also pull peoples fingers out their fucking asses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in crowd management and event security. Oh and I have an interesting hobby that takes me far and wide.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Dog/cat trainer in a nutshell

Can you help me to get my dog walk nicley on a lead? X Quite probably, easier than you may think

What breed is he/she and do they respond well to food treats?

Pm me x"

Plenty of YouTube videos, a bit of patience will soon get you sorted.

The worst bit will be un training your dog, on my walk a neighbours dog always used to come to the gate and bark and growl and the owner would just shout QUIET at it but do nothing.

I stopped him one day and said ffs you've got to teach him what "quiet" means first, pretty sure the dog associated quiet with do what I want and keep barking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We run comic cons, and we also take our PS4s/VRs/retro gaming stuff to comic cons run by other people.

Technically I (female) manage the cons for the most part, and hubby manages the gaming side of things for the most part, but there is a little overlapping."

Im going to leeds comicon in a week or two. Really looking forward to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manage/run a Domiciliary Care company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dog/cat trainer in a nutshell

Can you help me to get my dog walk nicley on a lead? X Quite probably, easier than you may think

What breed is he/she and do they respond well to food treats?

Pm me x We block males so wouldn't get a reply. Look to doing clicker work with treats whilst walking.

Think you can reply if you send first cant ya? No interest in food outside the house too interested in his walk. If i stop he stops... when i go he pulls... "

First step try taking your dog out for a wlak when he/she is normally fed. This will help get him/her switched on to treating. Get some high value food as treats something the dog really loves or could evenbe a squeaky toy

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

I'm a commercially endorsed Yachtmaster and work at sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a full time IT systems implementer and a part time rock star

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By *arnsleycouple7683Couple
over a year ago

Barnsley


"We run comic cons, and we also take our PS4s/VRs/retro gaming stuff to comic cons run by other people.

Technically I (female) manage the cons for the most part, and hubby manages the gaming side of things for the most part, but there is a little overlapping.

Im going to leeds comicon in a week or two. Really looking forward to it. "

Thought Bubble?

You wanna come to Pudsey Comic Con on 25th Nov...

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By *arcoVelo70Man
over a year ago

St Columb Major, Cornwall

I'm a Water Engineer, I do Legionella Risk Assessments on buildings and also chlorinate new water mains amongst other things

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Retired Midwife. Now I crew cater at festivals, amongst other things.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm a Community Development Officer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make derelict houses un-derelict! Also pilot Mars shuttle in my spare time...could I ask you all to fasten your seat belts as we are now coming in to land!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the diversity on here! I'm a Carpenter Joiner..... So if you need someone who really knows how to handle his Hardwood then give me a shout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Senior Design Engineer - I design power stations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a Water Engineer, I do Legionella Risk Assessments on buildings and also chlorinate new water mains amongst other things "

Oh god. Your name isn't Barry is it?

I knew a Barry who used to come round my workplace checking for legionella. Couldn't give him eye contact! I offered him a piece of cake as it was my birthday, I had a half hour lecture on the effects of sugar on the body No, Barry! enough! I had to say.

Then one time he told me about his ex wife liking blow jobs! And she ran off with his mate, he told his mate "when you kiss her later just remember what she used wrap her mouth around" - Oh Barry, I'm shocked... Was my reply :*o

Our Barry, he was a wrongun

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By *icegentglosMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

I'm a decorator. Skills include Rubbing down, hole filling along with an exceptionally smooth stroke .....

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex

I'm a community nurse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a specialist nurse, give advice to people that they usually don't want to listen too, and often do the opposite lol.

I'm also a nurse and midwife by background.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the most exciting job in the world......pension advisor....not haha

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Support worker with adults with severe learning disabilities who cant speak or walk

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I build bodies & crush egos! My main job, I'm a personal trainer.

I'm also a British Cycling Coach, Co coach a youth development squad.

And weekends you can find me dealing with d*unks & keeping the peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do precision work based on guess work of those with questionable intelligence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dream maker...other people's dreams that is...

And guardian of the puppies...

Occasional cave dweller..

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I'm a shepherd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Website design and coding and graphic designer for all that is designery.

Exhibitions, packaging, logos you name it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purveyor of fine goods

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

The real 4th emergency service... Always waiting for that call and then you ring an I'm just too busy fettling someone's nipples or adjusting leaky flanges

Yup, the very reliable Gasman

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By *irestorm 500Couple
over a year ago

coventry

Nurse x storm x

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By *ild-1Woman
over a year ago

york

My background is medical researcher/ college lecturer specialising in exotics.

Now just a bar wench currently

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By *andm288Couple
over a year ago

oxford

I'm good with my hands & tools !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a Personal Trainer and Adam is a Engineer.

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a chef. Gordon Ramsey doesn't like to say but I actually taught him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a commercially endorsed Yachtmaster and work at sea "

i did competant seamans course with the ex as the inlaws had a westerley consort - said we could take it out alone if we did the course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pedlar and distributor of s**t, or middle manager to give it a glossier title.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I'm.in the catering indarstreey

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton


"I'm a commercially endorsed Yachtmaster and work at sea

i did competant seamans course with the ex as the inlaws had a westerley consort - said we could take it out alone if we did the course"

Respect to anyone who has done the courses, you'd be a good ship mate then

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

Customer service admin. Only been there a week. Before that I spent the last 6 years dispensing glasses so it's very different and I didn't realise how much I've got to learn!

Hubby is a postie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a self-employed gardener and have been for some time. I'm not trained or qualified to be one but if anyone does need advice it doesn't hurt to ask, i'll do what i can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sales Manager.... love helping salespeople get better at what they do, treat customers with respect and realise their personal goals, dreams and ambitions

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By *orkiecplCouple
over a year ago

York

Mr is a freelance chef travels all over UK Mrs is a gardener and a fish expert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chauffeur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dog/cat trainer in a nutshell

Can you help me to get my dog walk nicley on a lead? X Quite probably, easier than you may think

What breed is he/she and do they respond well to food treats?

Pm me x We block males so wouldn't get a reply. Look to doing clicker work with treats whilst walking.

Think you can reply if you send first cant ya? No interest in food outside the house too interested in his walk. If i stop he stops... when i go he pulls... "

I've got a dog that doesn't respond to treats at all... we got him as a rescue and he just about now after two years has lay down and comes to his name but as he is an old man we dont stress to much. But sit would be a good one. Good luck with your pooch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maintenance engineer

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Administrator and financial controller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Property investor, occasional developer.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

I should get to know some of you lot for advice

I'm a stay at home dad.

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

I'm a welder/engineer and fix fairground rides and P works in a stroke rehab unit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Underwater acrilics technician

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I develop ideas.

~Mia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm effectively retired from a career where I poked holes in the seabed "
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And I'm effectively retired from a career protesting him .

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By *imply DifferentCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

A is a chef and L works in finance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Electrician..... rather the sparks fly in my sex life than my job!!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Retired Banker

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By *ak777Man
over a year ago

shaw

i teach fish to swim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work out in the countryside delivering animal feeds oh the joys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Support healthcare instituations in maintaining standards.

Also a qualified nurse

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By *otgirl32Woman
over a year ago

Ashton Under Lyne

Medical secretary.

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton


"i teach fish to swim"

Are you drowning in work?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Well someone suggested i am full time shagger and football hooligan that is always on holiday

That did make me laugh

Actually I am tax analyst for a top4 accounting firm

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Electrician by day, fly up Uranus by night.

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

Bunny; works with screaming mini people and self-employed handmade home decoration maker.

Princess; self-employed computer tech and landscape gardener during summer months.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm a feeder and fury friend Walker.

Dicks in the leisure industry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An educator of special little minds

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"An educator of special little minds "

My mind's a little special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An educator of special little minds

My mind's a little special "

You're just after my gold stars!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Retired at 49 .... bored at 51 "

Could try and change that

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

I sit on the Internet for hours and every so often have to look at porn ...

... and that *really* does describe my job, and not just a normal day on Fab

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By *cuk1999Man
over a year ago

Canary Islands

I wear rubber and get wet all day while breathing underwater ..

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By *cuk1999Man
over a year ago

Canary Islands

[Removed by poster at 19/09/17 17:08:58]

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Contract journalist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a paramedic and also do boxing promotion. See blood in both my lines of work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a prostitute.

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"So whats everyones line of work? Dont have to go into mega details but could be handy for advice!

Or you can ruin the thread and say your flying to mars everyday

I am a tattooist and only fly to mars on a sunday x"

Never go to Mars on a Saturday. The traffic is a state!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I an a consultant

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By *ink magnolia s yorksWoman
over a year ago

south yorkshire

I know a Barry who is a complete tosser too, he's an expert on anything and everything.... including buses and lorries!
"I'm a Water Engineer, I do Legionella Risk Assessments on buildings and also chlorinate new water mains amongst other things

Oh god. Your name isn't Barry is it?

I knew a Barry who used to come round my workplace checking for legionella. Couldn't give him eye contact! I offered him a piece of cake as it was my birthday, I had a half hour lecture on the effects of sugar on the body No, Barry! enough! I had to say.

Then one time he told me about his ex wife liking blow jobs! And she ran off with his mate, he told his mate "when you kiss her later just remember what she used wrap her mouth around" - Oh Barry, I'm shocked... Was my reply :*o

Our Barry, he was a wrongun "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

General dogsbody at min it seems

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By *ink magnolia s yorksWoman
over a year ago

south yorkshire

I used to do that now I make shozzle and sell it while trying not to correct customer's bad spelling. I was a PDM For a while too so I spent my time inspecting arse holes, making bottoms rosy and generally being mean
"An educator of special little minds "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to do that now I make shozzle and sell it while trying not to correct customer's bad spelling. I was a PDM For a while too so I spent my time inspecting arse holes, making bottoms rosy and generally being mean An educator of special little minds "
what's shozzle lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well someone suggested i am full time shagger and football hooligan that is always on holiday

That did make me laugh

Actually I am tax analyst for a top4 accounting firm

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So In theory you do still fuck People

Sorry I couldn't resist, I bet you are a good one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex toy tester.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We both have had very big career changes in the last few years. We've both moved into healthcare and are so pleased that we did!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a commercially endorsed Yachtmaster and work at sea

i did competant seamans course with the ex as the inlaws had a westerley consort - said we could take it out alone if we did the course

Respect to anyone who has done the courses, you'd be a good ship mate then "

cant tell you how pissed the ex was cos i got the knots so much easier than he did -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Academic Librarian.

(longing to retire)

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By *igger101ukMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Long time soldier now gentleman adventurer

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I'm The IT Guy at a school.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plumbing heating engineer,for the retarded know it all customers whom think miracles are doable

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Problem solver

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By *arcoVelo70Man
over a year ago

St Columb Major, Cornwall


"I'm a Water Engineer, I do Legionella Risk Assessments on buildings and also chlorinate new water mains amongst other things

Oh god. Your name isn't Barry is it?

I knew a Barry who used to come round my workplace checking for legionella. Couldn't give him eye contact! I offered him a piece of cake as it was my birthday, I had a half hour lecture on the effects of sugar on the body No, Barry! enough! I had to say.

Then one time he told me about his ex wife liking blow jobs! And she ran off with his mate, he told his mate "when you kiss her later just remember what she used wrap her mouth around" - Oh Barry, I'm shocked... Was my reply :*o

Our Barry, he was a wrongun "

Nope...that's not me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed water entertain

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow

Fingerprint examiner for the Met.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a subsea Christmas tree designer for the oil and gas industry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deliverer of envelopes and parcels. And I love it

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I try to make things better.

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By *erseus1968Man
over a year ago

Rochdale

Engineer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Organising people to do things as quickly as possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dog/cat trainer in a nutshell"

Didn't know you got a cat trainer !!

Don't cats just please themselves ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As my name suggests (I know I missed an "e") I look for pirates. I work as armed security on cargo ships crossing the Indian ocean to stop pirates hijacking them

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

Social worker

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By *av1970Man
over a year ago

Tattershall


"So whats everyones line of work? Dont have to go into mega details but could be handy for advice!

Or you can ruin the thread and say your flying to mars everyday

I am a tattooist and only fly to mars on a sunday x"

Pffft Mars is old hat...Saturn and her moon's are the new Mars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hod carrier4 5-1 Brickwork Gang...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Empire builder.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

I'm a Hotel Night Manager

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I'm a Hotel Night Manager"

OMG .........Tom ! xxxxxxxxxx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Empire builder. "

Okay I'm not Darth Vader, I draw up cinema plans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Construction groundworker

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

Gynacologist. Not a practicing one. I just like a good look

Like yo keep my finger in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an interstate truck driver and my wife works with victims of crime

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By *azzyxMan
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

washing machine sales man

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man
over a year ago

woodhall spa

Pig farmer

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By *IA1981Man
over a year ago

bath

Financial adviser. Happy to help on free advice if anyone interested. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Multi skilled engineer

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

I am a mystery shopper.....love checking things out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HMRC Officer better know as the robbing cunt tax man lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in specsavers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a club doorman so get plenty of attention from women not so much from couples which is what I'm after hence fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work for the department of agriculture,veterinary division circumcising horses and bulls.

The wages are low,but the tips are enormous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I retired a few years ago and am bored.

Recently contacted a homeless charity and may volunteer.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Fix things that others cant.

Based upon vague descriptions with little or no information.

And all involve vertical shafts

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By *ampant Lion34Man
over a year ago

East Midlands

Underwater knife fighting instructor on Pluto.

Nah just kidding. 26 years in the Army.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Retired last November aged 56 after 20 years of being a professional busy body...according to my other half.

Off on my second holiday to Portugal and Spain on Thursday but the reality is I'm bored. Will probably temp a couple days when I get back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I play with balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex Marine Electronic Engineer

Currently Electronic Technician in "Entertainment" industry. Sigh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Print industry, not terribly interesting really but some work I’ve done has been viewed by the Chinese Ambassoador of GB, so that was pretty cool.

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Cocksucker currently seeking work experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tradesman, specifically a decorator and household maintenance person.

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By *randmrskinkCouple
over a year ago

South Coast

Receptionist

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex

Visual entertainment engineers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Operations manager for a charity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pretend to be nice to people buying shit. I'm basically an actor. But mostly I work in a shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr is a scaffolder and im a community carer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just left the army as a Captain. I now own a handyman and property maintenance company.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I just left the army as a Captain. I now own a handyman and property maintenance company."

How much do you charge per hour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Military, involved with explosives and weapons.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Military, involved with explosives and weapons."

Oh I didn’t know that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Military, involved with explosives and weapons.

Oh I didn’t know that "

I don't like to mention that I'm in the forces

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Military, involved with explosives and weapons.

Oh I didn’t know that

I don't like to mention that I'm in the forces "

You can mention it to me as much as you like

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By *revaunanceCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Watch Manager in the Fire Service and a nurse. It's cliche but true.

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

Stonemason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pirate.

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By *ighamCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Higham Ferrers

Mrs is regional catering manager.

I am the the unwilling, doing the impossible, for the ungrateful, otherwise known as stock control after folded my business in the crunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cowboy.

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

I make stuff.

I’m a carpenter/cabinet maker/shop fitter......

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants


"Pirate."

Why are pirates called pirates?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A job so unusual telling you would make me istantly identifiable. You've probably never met anyone that does it amd it would probably fascinate you.

I trust the odd person on here that knows what it won't comment on tbe thread!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines about feed water and entertain

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants


"A job so unusual telling you would make me istantly identifiable. You've probably never met anyone that does it amd it would probably fascinate you.

I trust the odd person on here that knows what it won't comment on tbe thread!!!"

Are you Theresa May???

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"A job so unusual telling you would make me istantly identifiable. You've probably never met anyone that does it amd it would probably fascinate you.

I trust the odd person on here that knows what it won't comment on tbe thread!!!"

Are bike monkey and 2wheels relevant to your job?

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