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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Said to me..how long you been drinking?

I replied nearly 40 years

She said the money you have spent on drink you could have bought a aeroplane.

A bloody aeroplane I said...yes you could.

I said how much do you drink?

She said none I have never drank.

Well I said where's your fucking aeroplane....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now that is funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal". The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan". Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Said to me..how long you been drinking?

I replied nearly 40 years

She said the money you have spent on drink you could have bought a aeroplane.

A bloody aeroplane I said...yes you could.

I said how much do you drink?

She said none I have never drank.

Well I said where's your fucking aeroplane.... "

She could buy the upcoming new iPhone and use it, wait for it. In aeroplane mode. Aeroplane mode!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Said to me..how long you been drinking?

I replied nearly 40 years

She said the money you have spent on drink you could have bought a aeroplane.

A bloody aeroplane I said...yes you could.

I said how much do you drink?

She said none I have never drank.

Well I said where's your fucking aeroplane....

She could buy the upcoming new iPhone and use it, wait for it. In aeroplane mode. Aeroplane mode!"

(Supersonic) Boom Boom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get it....... not the bit about the aeroplane ....

I don't get the bit about you having a girlfriend .....

Bwahahahahaha Muahahahaha mWUhahahahah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't get it....... not the bit about the aeroplane ....

I don't get the bit about you having a girlfriend .....

Bwahahahahaha Muahahahaha mWUhahahahah "

Feck off its still to early in the morning to battle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol x

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