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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bart: Candygram for Mongo! Candygram for Mongo!

Mongo: Me Mongo.

Bart: Sign, please.

[Mongo grabs the paper and makes some rough scratches on it]

Bart: Thank you.

[he gives Mongo the box and walks out of the bar, putting his fingers in his ears]

Mongo: Mongo like candy.

[he opens the box - boom!]

Classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is Mongo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who is Mongo?"

You need spanking woman

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Love that film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is Mongo?

You need spanking woman

Yes, but who is Mongo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is Mongo?

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Wasn't he the bloke around the campfire in blazing saddles?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im despair i really do

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Who is Mongo?

You need spanking woman

Wasn't he the bloke around the campfire in blazing saddles?"

Yes, but in the scene just described he plays a postboy accepting a parcel.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Mongo love Sheriff Bart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is Mongo?

You need spanking woman

Wasn't he the bloke around the campfire in blazing saddles?

Yes, but in the scene just described he plays a postboy accepting a parcel."

Oh the same bloke...I thought he was on about a clip from the simpsons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is Mongo?

You need spanking woman

Wasn't he the bloke around the campfire in blazing saddles?

Yes, but in the scene just described he plays a postboy accepting a parcel.

Oh the same bloke...I thought he was on about a clip from the simpsons

Who is Bart then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mongo love Sheriff Bart"

Oh, right. That answered my question.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mongo love baked beans on toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mongo love baked beans on toast"

Mongo knows how to light a cigar.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Aww heck mongo straight..

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

Mongo smoke

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

Love that film!

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Classic. But most of its best quotes are unquotable here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mongo is fab straight

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Classic. But most of its best quotes are unquotable here

The sheriff is near ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The klu klux clan scene haha

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

The bit where they are going through the toll cracks me up.

So many good scenes and one liners.

Where are all the white women at?

O its twue its twue!

Etc etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You Teutonic twat haha

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Classic. But most of its best quotes are unquotable here

The sheriff is near ?"

Haha. I see what you did there lol

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

Love the mass fight when Mongo punches the horse in the mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The camp town ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A movie of its time but hasn't aged well, in my humble opinion.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mongo can beat chuck norris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A movie of its time but hasn't aged well, in my humble opinion.

Ah I bet your eyes will be glued to itv at nine tomorrow night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ummmm as a young man. Way before my time

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Never mind that shit, here comes Mongo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mongo fuck woman in back door,mongo like back door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A movie of its time but hasn't aged well, in my humble opinion.

Ah I bet your eyes will be glued to itv at nine tomorrow night

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A movie of its time but hasn't aged well, in my humble opinion.

Ah I bet your eyes will be glued to itv at nine tomorrow night

Why?"

Doc Martin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A movie of its time but hasn't aged well, in my humble opinion.

Ah I bet your eyes will be glued to itv at nine tomorrow night

Why?"

Doc Martin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love blazing saddles another classic scene the sheriff is a ni...dong xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hedley Lamarr: If I could find a sheriff who so offends the citizens of Rock Ridge, that his very appearance would drive them out of town. {Looks out to audience} Well, where would I find such a man? Why am I asking YOU?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lyle: Come on, boys. Where's your spirit? I don't hear no singing. When you was slaves, you sang like birds. Come on, how about a gold ole nigger work song?

Bart: "I get no kick from champagne." [back up singers vocalize] "Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all So tell me why should it be true That I get a belt out of you." [back up singers throw some rhythm into it] "Some get a kick from cocaine."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May have to watch the film again xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bart: I better go check out this Mongo character.

[Bart reaches for his gun]

Jim: Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May have to watch the film again xx"

I definitely need to...it's 30 odd years since I seen it on pictures.

Laughed like hell at the time but it's time to see it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May have to watch the film again xx

I definitely need to...it's 30 odd years since I seen it on pictures.

Laughed like hell at the time but it's time to see it again

"
wow did not realise it was that old think it was a couple of years ago I seen it but watched it about 3 times xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May have to watch the film again xx

I definitely need to...it's 30 odd years since I seen it on pictures.

Laughed like hell at the time but it's time to see it again

wow did not realise it was that old think it was a couple of years ago I seen it but watched it about 3 times xx"

First released 1974...done a quick Google search...search it and you'll see where dash is getting all his quotes from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May have to watch the film again xx

I definitely need to...it's 30 odd years since I seen it on pictures.

Laughed like hell at the time but it's time to see it again

wow did not realise it was that old think it was a couple of years ago I seen it but watched it about 3 times xx

First released 1974...done a quick Google search...search it and you'll see where dash is getting all his quotes from

"
year the hubby was born and lol id guessed that or he's a movie specialist xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its not frankenstein,its fronkenstein"

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