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"The Cryptic "you know who you are" statuses are rife..." What happens if the wrong female/male takes it as them. Awkward! | |||
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"The Cryptic "you know who you are" statuses are rife... What happens if the wrong female/male takes it as them. Awkward!" I assume it is about me, then I remember I don't meet people | |||
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"The Cryptic "you know who you are" statuses are rife... What happens if the wrong female/male takes it as them. Awkward! I assume it is about me, then I remember I don't meet people " Haha | |||
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"Deffo the 'Bored' statuses are the worst. Warning: I posted a status referring to a plumber coming round last week. Was inundated with offers to fix my toilet. Seemingly fab is NOT packed with men looking for sex, but rather frustrated handymen looking to offer their services.. Ladies, do not even hint at needing a job done unless you want a busy week managing your inbox." Sounds like a dodgy 70's porn film intro.... "Hello, I've come to repair your toilet" | |||
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"Deffo the 'Bored' statuses are the worst. Warning: I posted a status referring to a plumber coming round last week. Was inundated with offers to fix my toilet. Seemingly fab is NOT packed with men looking for sex, but rather frustrated handymen looking to offer their services.. Ladies, do not even hint at needing a job done unless you want a busy week managing your inbox. Sounds like a dodgy 70's porn film intro.... "Hello, I've come to repair your toilet" " That was what I suggested in my status. Hadn't anticipated the flood of offers!!! | |||
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"Actually the thing that has been getting my goat recently has been the rash of bunny ears and cartoon noses added to pictures. These people aren't five years old for god's sake - why act it? Apologies the grumpy old curmudgeon in me is coming out today..." No I agree snap chat is the work of the devil | |||
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"I have one today! But I don't use it often. I use it as a filter and negative/rants/or a status used to insult others get blocked" Your status is great...if Jay was on here, he'd go 'fabswingers...completed it' | |||
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"Having a look around all the statuses on here and they are mostly angry rants or often repeated but desperately annoying comments. The status that grind my gears the most are the 'bored.com' ones. Putting '.com' at the end of a word has never been funny and letting everyone know that you're bored does not paint you in a good light. Get off this site and live a little. Get a hobby etc. Don't expect to be entertained. Sorry for the rant but I was wondering what was everybody else's most annoying status." I like to put fun updates on break the monotony of i wana fuck you stupid lol | |||
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"The Cryptic "you know who you are" statuses are rife... What happens if the wrong female/male takes it as them. Awkward! I assume it is about me, then I remember I don't meet people " I'm not sure if being the 'who you are' is good or bad. Part of me would actually like it, especially if they are a prolific 'bored.com' poster | |||
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"Having a look around all the statuses on here and they are mostly angry rants or often repeated but desperately annoying comments. The status that grind my gears the most are the 'bored.com' ones. Putting '.com' at the end of a word has never been funny and letting everyone know that you're bored does not paint you in a good light. Get off this site and live a little. Get a hobby etc. Don't expect to be entertained. Sorry for the rant but I was wondering what was everybody else's most annoying status." Rant.com #ranting | |||
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"those that put they are in somewhere they dont actually live..... do they not think to change their location before updating as it only goes onto the local area they are actually registered with on their personal details" Dunno what you mean | |||
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"We need to be more like F.. book Let's post statuses of what we have had for tea, our beautiful holiday, our cat in a dress, or share this photo of my cock if you hate cancer..." and the kids in new school uniforms,pics usually taken standing by the shit fireplace | |||
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"We need to be more like F.. book Let's post statuses of what we have had for tea, our beautiful holiday, our cat in a dress, or share this photo of my cock if you hate cancer... and the kids in new school uniforms,pics usually taken standing by the shit fireplace" Like you take | |||
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"Update: 'I'm leaving this site soon'. (Let me just run that through my bullshit-o-meter....hang on...Ah yes! Here's the translation: 'I'm a needy attention-seeker. Please message me and convince me to stay!' " I like how you translated that. Translate an example of mine please: " greedy bitch wants lots of cock" | |||
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"There ya go...all you "haters" lol Sitting back wi ma popcorn and wine, yea they DO go together! " Good thing horny is hot...she can get away with her status update | |||
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"Update: 'I'm leaving this site soon'. (Let me just run that through my bullshit-o-meter....hang on...Ah yes! Here's the translation: 'I'm a needy attention-seeker. Please message me and convince me to stay!' I like how you translated that. Translate an example of mine please: " greedy bitch wants lots of cock" " Ok let me just enter that....nearly done...here it is...Translation: 'sexually liberated female seeks multiple men for extra curricular activities' | |||
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"There was one in my area last week constantly saying how she was skint and putting up meets." I assumed those were implying the poster was available for payment. | |||
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"Update: 'I'm leaving this site soon'. (Let me just run that through my bullshit-o-meter....hang on...Ah yes! Here's the translation: 'I'm a needy attention-seeker. Please message me and convince me to stay!' " Actually the other people who irritate me are the ones who constantly leave and return. I understand you might want to take a break but why not just hide your profile and not log on until you are ready? | |||
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"Sometimes my statuses are just rants because some folk ask silly questions when in particular the answer is staring them in the face on my profile !!! " Hmmm.... I'm guessing something like; Do you like tights and live in Scotland? | |||
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"Update: 'I'm leaving this site soon'. (Let me just run that through my bullshit-o-meter....hang on...Ah yes! Here's the translation: 'I'm a needy attention-seeker. Please message me and convince me to stay!' Actually the other people who irritate me are the ones who constantly leave and return. I understand you might want to take a break but why not just hide your profile and not log on until you are ready?" erm because it's not the same as storming off | |||
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"Having a look around all the statuses on here and they are mostly angry rants or often repeated but desperately annoying comments. The status that grind my gears the most are the 'bored.com' ones. Putting '.com' at the end of a word has never been funny and letting everyone know that you're bored does not paint you in a good light. Get off this site and live a little. Get a hobby etc. Don't expect to be entertained. Sorry for the rant but I was wondering what was everybody else's most annoying status." I once saw a status saying 'just lost my job, totally skint, god help me now!' I thought the religious context was quite amusing. | |||
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"Update: 'I'm leaving this site soon'. (Let me just run that through my bullshit-o-meter....hang on...Ah yes! Here's the translation: 'I'm a needy attention-seeker. Please message me and convince me to stay!' Actually the other people who irritate me are the ones who constantly leave and return. I understand you might want to take a break but why not just hide your profile and not log on until you are ready?" probably been blocked by someone they wanted to message/stalk | |||
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"Update: 'I'm leaving this site soon'. (Let me just run that through my bullshit-o-meter....hang on...Ah yes! Here's the translation: 'I'm a needy attention-seeker. Please message me and convince me to stay!' I like how you translated that. Translate an example of mine please: " greedy bitch wants lots of cock" Ok let me just enter that....nearly done...here it is...Translation: 'sexually liberated female seeks multiple men for extra curricular activities'" very eloquent for a cock lover | |||
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"Update: 'I'm leaving this site soon'. (Let me just run that through my bullshit-o-meter....hang on...Ah yes! Here's the translation: 'I'm a needy attention-seeker. Please message me and convince me to stay!' I like how you translated that. Translate an example of mine please: " greedy bitch wants lots of cock" Ok let me just enter that....nearly done...here it is...Translation: 'sexually liberated female seeks multiple men for extra curricular activities' very eloquent for a cock lover " One does ones best darling! | |||
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"Having a look around all the statuses on here and they are mostly angry rants or often repeated but desperately annoying comments. The status that grind my gears the most are the 'bored.com' ones. Putting '.com' at the end of a word has never been funny and letting everyone know that you're bored does not paint you in a good light. Get off this site and live a little. Get a hobby etc. Don't expect to be entertained. Sorry for the rant but I was wondering what was everybody else's most annoying status." chill out man, its called communicating your feelings in a harmless way. No point gettin worked up over it, just live life and see the fun in the status rather than seeing the worse in it. life is very good and too short to worry over status. Trust me. Anyone here ready to swing and have fun say the words peter piper picked a peck of pickled pepper buyaka buyaka 3 times quick without blabbing | |||
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"The Cryptic "you know who you are" statuses are rife..." I hate those!! ( bet it was a nobody) making out they had a meet lol | |||
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"Deffo the 'Bored' statuses are the worst. Warning: I posted a status referring to a plumber coming round last week. Was inundated with offers to fix my toilet. Seemingly fab is NOT packed with men looking for sex, but rather frustrated handymen looking to offer their services.. Ladies, do not even hint at needing a job done unless you want a busy week managing your inbox." I did that once. I really needed help on a advanced applied maths uni assignment. One guy said he would help but I HAD to meet him in a hotel room first before he handed over any work he has helped me with. Fair to say not a chance did I meet him. Why do some guys think it's acceptable to decieve a woman into bed? Can't they just feel good about coming to a woman's rescue without thinking of sex? . Maybe fab was the wrong place to ask for help but then again why Not? So many different types of people on here in all manner of jobs and I believe alot of nice guys still do exist. | |||
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"I have blocked people in my local updates before now purely because I was sick of their constant negative statuses. This site is so shit, no one on here is genuine, everyone's a timewaster Today my status is serving a purpose, as I'm wanting to learn to drive on the sly without family or friends knowing, I had to look elsewhere for recommendations, and surprisingly it's worked and I've only had to block four people in the process! " So done that. Now thinking of putting "needingaginsterssteakpie.com" | |||
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"I have blocked people in my local updates before now purely because I was sick of their constant negative statuses. This site is so shit, no one on here is genuine, everyone's a timewaster Today my status is serving a purpose, as I'm wanting to learn to drive on the sly without family or friends knowing, I had to look elsewhere for recommendations, and surprisingly it's worked and I've only had to block four people in the process! So done that. Now thinking of putting "needingaginsterssteakpie.com"" Not the '.com' | |||
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"I'm currently guilty of a bad status" Don't worry....I'm probably on the annoying list | |||
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"I'm currently guilty of a bad status Don't worry....I'm probably on the annoying list " At the risk of being sycophantic and cheesy I do rather enjoy your quotes!! Don't stop. | |||
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"When they state looking for 'anything, anywhere ' " And that's another thing that bugs me (there is clearly quite a bit about Fab that cheeses me off)..Those people who say they are open to different new experiences but then lace their profile with so many caveats that it's clear they actually want someone just like them for something in particular. Obviously I'm not suggesting people should do things they don't want to simply don't say you are up for lots of different things when you are clearly not. And while I'm at it one line profiles bug me too! | |||
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"When they state looking for 'anything, anywhere ' " The martini profile | |||
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" And while I'm at it one line profiles bug me too!" 'Will fill in later' Fill what in exactly?! | |||
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