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International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

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By *uckOfTheBay OP   Man
over a year ago

North East Wales

Is tomorrow!

so get your parrots and cutlasses ready and prepare to be boarded!

A small glossary of piratical words to theirs into any conversation :

Ahoy! – “Hello!”

Avast! – Stop and give attention. It can be used in a sense of surprise, “Whoa! Get a load of that!” which today makes it more of a “Check it out” or “No way!” or “Get off!”

Aye! – “Why yes, I agree most heartily with everything you just said or did.”

Aye aye! – “I’ll get right on that sir, as soon as my break is over.”

Arrr! – This one is often confused with arrrgh, which is of course the sound you make when you sit on a belaying pin. “Arrr!” can mean, variously, “yes,” “I agree,” “I’m happy,” “I’m enjoying this beer,” “My team is going to win it all,” “I saw that television show, it sucked!” and “That was a clever remark you or I just made.” And those are just a few of the myriad possibilities of Arrr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll ready my Timneh then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request..... "
dissent amongst the ranks. Tie him to the mast and make him read col regs repeatedly

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By *uckOfTheBay OP   Man
over a year ago

North East Wales


"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request..... dissent amongst the ranks. Tie him to the mast and make him read col regs repeatedly "

Get him to clean the barnacles off your keel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhhh....this is a woman's thread my lord, I'll wager you didn't expect a Blackadder reference and a damn good thrashing by a yard of wet rope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request..... dissent amongst the ranks. Tie him to the mast and make him read col regs repeatedly

Get him to clean the barnacles off your keel "

Won't take ling with the size of my charted depth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh....for some reason I feel under more pressure than everyone else..

Also seeing as I am actually a pirate best I sit this one out as it would feel like cheating

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By *uckOfTheBay OP   Man
over a year ago

North East Wales


"Eh....for some reason I feel under more pressure than everyone else..

Also seeing as I am actually a pirate best I sit this one out as it would feel like cheating "

You yellow livered poor excuse for a sea dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eh....for some reason I feel under more pressure than everyone else..

Also seeing as I am actually a pirate best I sit this one out as it would feel like cheating

You yellow livered poor excuse for a sea dog "

Aha my hearties!!

I resemble that remark..

You'll be made to walk the plank anymore of your talk of mutiny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so long as i can be captain jack sparrows lass for the day im happy enough

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By *uckOfTheBay OP   Man
over a year ago

North East Wales

Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? …

Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shiver me Timbers. Me Cockswain's ordered me Powder Monkey to raise me Jolly Roger. What a Scallywag, that Son of a Biscuit Eater is Three Sheets to the Wind. Feed em all to the Fish ooh-aa-rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By *uckOfTheBay OP   Man
over a year ago

North East Wales

'Tis the season to be Jolly -

well Rogered

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By *uckOfTheBay OP   Man
over a year ago

North East Wales

I've sailed the seven seas in search of a sleek schooner on which to split my mizzen.

The journey has been full of swash and buckles, encountered an odd leviathan, and plundered some booty in my time

Arrr !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooooooo arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr pass me the rum and don't look ye in the eye when doing so or it'll be the plank walk of doom for ya so it will.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avast ye landlubber , arr for i be setting my jib toward the pole star and my timbers be shivered .

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By *uckOfTheBay OP   Man
over a year ago

North East Wales


"Ooooooooo arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr pass me the rum and don't look ye in the eye when doing so or it'll be the plank walk of doom for ya so it will....."

Prepare yourself to be boarded

Arrr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arr!

There. Job done.

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

****WANTED - PIRATES WENCH****

Must have tight corset, fine booty and impressive treasure chest. Be able to clean, cook and sew and look after me cannon and balls. Likes looting, drinking and digging for treasure. Must have ship and loot.

Please send pictures of ship and loot.....

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By *mm and HerCouple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Yay. I get to do my joke. When losing an argument with my children, I resort to the adult behaviour of telling them this joke. Repeatedly. The first 4,000 times are the worst....

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrrrrrrrrrr

(I never said it'd be a good joke...!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yay. I get to do my joke. When losing an argument with my children, I resort to the adult behaviour of telling them this joke. Repeatedly. The first 4,000 times are the worst....

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrrrrrrrrrr

(I never said it'd be a good joke...!)"
if it wasn't for the wonder women pictures of block you for that joke !!

How do pirates communicate with each other.....with an AYE phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did the Pirate say on his 80th Birthday?

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Aye Matey...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did the Pirate say on his 80th Birthday?

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Aye Matey... "

It's going to be a long day

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

Q. How much did the Pirates peg and hook cost?

A. An arm and a leg .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the pirate cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.

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