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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What does "upmarket" means to you?

How do you feel if you read this in someone's profile?

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By *ex.IncCouple
over a year ago

Castleford

They shop at asda instead of aldi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

M&S not tesco LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Waitrose and not M&S!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Fortnum and Mason and not Waitrose

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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They get out of the bath to take a wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My very elderly and delirious Grandmother often gets very confused and thinks she's the founder of an upmarket fashion label.

Delusions of Gran Dior.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fortnum and Mason and not Waitrose "

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I have never shopped at F&M, as I like to go to Selfridges and their food hall instead.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Wipes their cock on the tissues provided and not the curtains.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"They shop at asda instead of aldi."
Hahaha... and there was I suggesting it to be the other way round

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Definitely prefer Lidl's and Aldi's over Sainsbury, Asda and Somerfields!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone that owns and uses a bidet rather than washing their arse in the sink?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Fortnum and Mason and not Waitrose

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I have never shopped at F&M, as I like to go to Selfridges and their food hall instead. "

Oh I love shopping at F & M, love the jam and tea

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Fortnum and Mason and not Waitrose

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I have never shopped at F&M, as I like to go to Selfridges and their food hall instead.

Oh I love shopping at F & M, love the jam and tea"
Bollinger versus Heidsieck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bollinger versus Heidsieck?"

Heidsieck..everytime

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"Wipes their cock on the tissues provided and not the curtains."

Lol Not the bloody velvet curtains again.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Fortnum and Mason and not Waitrose

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I have never shopped at F&M, as I like to go to Selfridges and their food hall instead.

Oh I love shopping at F & M, love the jam and teaBollinger versus Heidsieck?"

A lady after my own heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone that owns and uses a bidet rather than washing their arse in the sink?"

But surely the bidet is for your feet, yeh?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Fortnum and Mason and not Waitrose

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I have never shopped at F&M, as I like to go to Selfridges and their food hall instead.

Oh I love shopping at F & M, love the jam and teaBollinger versus Heidsieck?

A lady after my own heart "

But depending on the vintage, def Krug

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I cringe if someone describes him/herself as upmarket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess its really down to what context it being used…

If the person saying it, is a native of Yorkshire,,, then its pretty innocuous thing to say,,, as everyone know all Yorkshire folk buy their groceries upmarket… Ee-by-gum

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Fortnum and Mason and not Waitrose

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I have never shopped at F&M, as I like to go to Selfridges and their food hall instead.

Oh I love shopping at F & M, love the jam and teaBollinger versus Heidsieck?

A lady after my own heart "
Cant remember the ones we discussed (and tried) but I do remember the last one was awesome, even if we ended up licking it off... well... you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does "upmarket" means to you?

How do you feel if you read this in someone's profile?

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If I read it on someone's profile, id presume they had popped out to the shops ...upmarket!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Someone that owns and uses a bidet rather than washing their arse in the sink?

But surely the bidet is for your feet, yeh? "

Don't! My first time abroad I called it the 'footbath' no one let me live it down for years.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I cringe if someone describes him/herself as upmarket. "
Actually I completely agree with you there. If anybody finds it necessary to create an artifical distinction between themselves and the next person through this concept.... to me that would be solely based on the material world and a bit shallow?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Fortnum and Mason and not Waitrose

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I have never shopped at F&M, as I like to go to Selfridges and their food hall instead.

Oh I love shopping at F & M, love the jam and teaBollinger versus Heidsieck?

A lady after my own heart Cant remember the ones we discussed (and tried) but I do remember the last one was awesome, even if we ended up licking it off... well... you know"

Was a Pol Roger, must admit, my absolute favourite

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Fortnum and Mason and not Waitrose

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I have never shopped at F&M, as I like to go to Selfridges and their food hall instead.

Oh I love shopping at F & M, love the jam and teaBollinger versus Heidsieck?

A lady after my own heart Cant remember the ones we discussed (and tried) but I do remember the last one was awesome, even if we ended up licking it off... well... you know

Was a Pol Roger, must admit, my absolute favourite"
Well, you DO know your calling, dont you, Sister Innocentia?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they swallow not spit

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Fortnum and Mason and not Waitrose

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I have never shopped at F&M, as I like to go to Selfridges and their food hall instead.

Oh I love shopping at F & M, love the jam and teaBollinger versus Heidsieck?

A lady after my own heart Cant remember the ones we discussed (and tried) but I do remember the last one was awesome, even if we ended up licking it off... well... you know

Was a Pol Roger, must admit, my absolute favouriteWell, you DO know your calling, dont you, Sister Innocentia? "

I await my calling

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"they swallow not spit "
PMSL... they sip even...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Upmarket: hanging out the limousine sunroof with your tits out whilst necking a bottle of WKD.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


" Upmarket: hanging out the limousine sunroof with your tits out whilst necking a bottle of WKD."

Don't forget the fake tan and white shoes.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I would associate upmarket with sophistication and refinement.

However, those that are refined and sophisticated would not described themselves as such, as they do not need to brag about it, IMHO.

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich


"they swallow not spit PMSL... they sip even...;-)"

They sip, swill it around to appreciate the fuller flavour then spit in a bucket, silver of course

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I would associate upmarket with sophistication and refinement.

However, those that are refined and sophisticated would not described themselves as such, as they do not need to brag about it, IMHO. "

There ya go being humble again Pearl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone that owns and uses a bidet rather than washing their arse in the sink?

But surely the bidet is for your feet, yeh?

Don't! My first time abroad I called it the 'footbath' no one let me live it down for years."

I remember a friend moving and I went to stay with her and they had one, I to thought it was for my feet :D ....its also not the kids toilet haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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There ya go being humble again Pearl.

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Me, humble, since when?!

Nah, just thinking about a vanilla gent that I contemplated meeting, until I decided that he did not come across as "upmarket" as he described himself.

Common as muck more like!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone that owns and uses a bidet rather than washing their arse in the sink?

But surely the bidet is for your feet, yeh?

Don't! My first time abroad I called it the 'footbath' no one let me live it down for years.

I remember a friend moving and I went to stay with her and they had one, I to thought it was for my feet :D ....its also not the kids toilet haha"

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When I refurbished my new home, I ripped out the bath, and installed a wet room with a shower only, and added a bidet, as I prefer to use the latter for a quick wash from time to time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe Upmarket people are the sort of people who think being given Hot Paper Towels served from a pair of vegetable tongs near the end of a 50 minute flight to some mundane destination is an essential part of life… IDK....

Hey now, I'm only hazarding guess!!..... I didn't suggest dabbing ya face with a hot wet-wipe isn't a worthwhile venture...... crumbs!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone described themselves to me as being 'upmarket' I may have the tendancy to suspect that they are somewhat up their own arseholes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So... Would the Aldi champagne buyer be an upmarket professional....

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Was thinking that for something or somebody to be upmarket... there has got to be the opposite to define the concept.. like downmarket... Now who or what would be downmarket I wonder... and

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Who decides this anyway?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If someone described themselves to me as being 'upmarket' I may have the tendancy to suspect that they are somewhat up their own arseholes "

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My kind of thinking too!

As I said, I cringed when I heard this gent described himself as quite upmarket in his initial voicemail to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So... Would the Aldi champagne buyer be an upmarket professional.... "

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He/she is a smart cookie who appreciates a bargain IMHO!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"So... Would the Aldi champagne buyer be an upmarket professional.... "
Aldi sometimes sell well known "upmarket" Champagnes as well, alongside those they have from their local suppliers, often so "local" that they are not known nationwide yet nonetheless of superior quality... It just depends

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can't wait for Lidl's and Aldi's seasonal goodies, which should appear in the shops soon after Halloween!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Black Credit Card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does "upmarket" means to you?

How do you feel if you read this in someone's profile?

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I think its the downmarket way of saying posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone that owns and uses a bidet rather than washing their arse in the sink?

But surely the bidet is for your feet, yeh?

Don't! My first time abroad I called it the 'footbath' no one let me live it down for years."

may not be it's prime purpose but it does a bldy handy job on the ol feet too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

upmarket, sprinkles instead of squirts.

oysters instead of winkles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I guess its really down to what context it being used…

If the person saying it, is a native of Yorkshire,,, then its pretty innocuous thing to say,,, as everyone know all Yorkshire folk buy their groceries upmarket… Ee-by-gum "
Oy watch it,

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