FabSwingers.com forum: Last thing in your mouth?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What was the last thing that you had in your mouth?

Mine was a nice drink of tea, rather have something else though

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Tea for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pork scratching. Now I feel a bit sick

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By *c4funMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Lemonade. What else would you rather?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coronation chicken wrap, I know what I'd prefer though x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babybel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese? Can't leave the stuff alone!

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By *irestorm 500Couple
over a year ago

coventry

Crisps x storm x

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By *r on the EdgeMan
over a year ago

accrington

Golden delicious apple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate chip ice cream

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Fab forum rules prevent me from saying

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Salted caramel Matchmaker - there's an open box by the kitchen door (who left that there?!) and every time I go by, I have to take one.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

A Percy pig

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By *c4funMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"Coronation chicken wrap, I know what I'd prefer though x

What would you prefer?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

It's still there, I'm smoking

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By *c4funMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"A Percy pig"

You win this game lol

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"It's still there, I'm smoking hot!"

FTFY

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"A Percy pig

You win this game lol"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A chocolate hobnob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a toothbrush I'm afraid.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Stowfords, my dog dragged me into a riverside pub on our walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cornetto walking down the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm waiting for someone to say crispy duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What was the last thing that you had in your mouth?

Mine was a nice drink of tea, rather have something else though

Bacon sandwich x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A square of green and blacks dark mint chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm waiting for someone to say crispy duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coronation chicken wrap, I know what I'd prefer though x

What would you prefer?"

Oh something long, hard and thick x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coronation chicken wrap, I know what I'd prefer though x

What would you prefer?

Oh something long, hard and thick x

Yep that's what I'd like too

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By *c4funMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"Coronation chicken wrap, I know what I'd prefer though x

What would you prefer?

Oh something long, hard and thick x

Rock....???

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Coronation chicken wrap, I know what I'd prefer though x

What would you prefer?

Oh something long, hard and thick x

Yep that's what I'd like too

Cumberland sausage ?

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Sadly just a cup of coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steak and ale pie.....not a euphemism

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coronation chicken wrap, I know what I'd prefer though x

What would you prefer?

Oh something long, hard and thick x

Yep that's what I'd like too

Cumberland sausage ?"

No, not quite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm waiting for someone to say crispy duck

hahaha naughty girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What was the last thing that you had in your mouth?

Mine was a nice drink of tea, rather have something else though

cock

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By *c4funMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"Coronation chicken wrap, I know what I'd prefer though x

What would you prefer?

Oh something long, hard and thick x

Yep that's what I'd like too

Pretty sure I could help lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tongue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese and piccalilli sandwich, lush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half a box of grapes. Sadly not from a bottle. Anyone wanna share a bottle this fine afternoon?

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Cup of coffee with cream after eggs Benedict...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A tongue!

Yours or someone else's?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coronation chicken wrap, I know what I'd prefer though x

What would you prefer?

Oh something long, hard and thick x

Rock....???"

No, too sweet x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toothpaste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car keys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lovely big red juicy.....strawberry.

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By *c4funMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"Coronation chicken wrap, I know what I'd prefer though x

What would you prefer?

Oh something long, hard and thick x

Rock....???

No, too sweet x "

I'm out of ideas then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom yum noodles. Nom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cheese sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate biscuit.

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By *voryChickforEbonyCockWoman
over a year ago

Home or Away

One of my own nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cuppa right now...moments ago it was Fuzzs tongue trying to keep me quiet during a furious, much needed wank

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pickled onion monster munch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cuppa right now...moments ago it was Fuzzs tongue trying to keep me quiet during a furious, much needed wank

Peach x "

Still insatiable then Peach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coronation chicken wrap, I know what I'd prefer though x

What would you prefer?

Oh something long, hard and thick x

Rock....???

No, too sweet x

I'm out of ideas then "

Ha ha, I'm going to have some tea. A poor substitute x

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By *c4funMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"Coronation chicken wrap, I know what I'd prefer though x

What would you prefer?

Oh something long, hard and thick x

Rock....???

No, too sweet x

I've just thought of something

I'm out of ideas then

Ha ha, I'm going to have some tea. A poor substitute x

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

Three homegrown ripe figs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cuppa right now...moments ago it was Fuzzs tongue trying to keep me quiet during a furious, much needed wank

Peach x

Still insatiable then Peach

It's not going away

I think I'm turning into a teenage boy...

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A plum

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

Coffee...before that a wrap.

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

Warburtons white toastie

on a Sunday mmmmmmmm x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peppermint Tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea and sarnie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coronation chicken wrap, I know what I'd prefer though x

What would you prefer?

Oh something long, hard and thick x

Rock....???

No, too sweet x

I've just thought of something

I'm out of ideas then

Ha ha, I'm going to have some tea. A poor substitute x

Well you didn't have any ideas for me x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cuppa right now...moments ago it was Fuzzs tongue trying to keep me quiet during a furious, much needed wank

Peach x

Still insatiable then Peach

It's not going away

I think I'm turning into a teenage boy...

Peach x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A plum

As in the fruit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corn on the Cob

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink of coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I currently have Ben and Jerry in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I currently have Ben and Jerry in my mouth

Both of them? You've got a big mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nuts "

Of the hairy kind?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Coffee.

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By *arnsleycouple7683Couple
over a year ago

Barnsley

A toothpick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kinder bueno latte. Delicious

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By *c4funMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"Coronation chicken wrap, I know what I'd prefer though x

What would you prefer?

Oh something long, hard and thick x

Rock....???

No, too sweet x

I've just thought of something

I'm out of ideas then

Ha ha, I'm going to have some tea. A poor substitute x

Well you didn't have any ideas for me x

Ok I can think of one thing then x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What was the last thing that you had in your mouth?

Mine was a nice drink of tea, rather have something else though

Tea too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coronation chicken wrap, I know what I'd prefer though x

What would you prefer?

Oh something long, hard and thick x

Rock....???

No, too sweet x

I've just thought of something

I'm out of ideas then

Ha ha, I'm going to have some tea. A poor substitute x

Well you didn't have any ideas for me x

Ok I can think of one thing then x"

Go on, surprise me x

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By *hmed7894Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"What was the last thing that you had in your mouth?

Mine was a nice drink of tea, rather have something else though

I shall oblige and give you what you require ??????

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By *c4funMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"Coronation chicken wrap, I know what I'd prefer though x

What would you prefer?

Oh something long, hard and thick x

Rock....???

No, too sweet x

I've just thought of something

I'm out of ideas then

Ha ha, I'm going to have some tea. A poorsubstitute x

Well you didn't have any ideas for me x

Ok I can think of one thing then x

Go on, surprise me x

Me??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A thumb and a forefinger.

My own, may I add.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A thumb and a forefinger.

My own, may I add. "

Hehe glad you clarified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I currently have Ben and Jerry in my mouth

Both of them? You've got a big mouth

Where there's a will....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A thumb and a forefinger.

My own, may I add.

Hehe glad you clarified

Well I only have other people's digits in my mouth when I'm sucking them clean

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Prawns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock

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By *r on the EdgeMan
over a year ago

accrington

"Salted caramel Matchmaker - there's an open box by the kitchen door (who left that there?!) and every time I go by, I have to take one. "

Oh my! when did these come into the world? I'm off to to the shops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coronation chicken wrap, I know what I'd prefer though x

What would you prefer?

Oh something long, hard and thick x

Rock....???

No, too sweet x

I've just thought of something

I'm out of ideas then

Ha ha, I'm going to have some tea. A poorsubstitute x

Well you didn't have any ideas for me x

Ok I can think of one thing then x

Go on, surprise me x

Me??"

Well you're the one with the idea x

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Orange juice

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By *ust fun9TV/TS
over a year ago

Swansea

Air.....

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

A slice of pizza...with pineapple

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By *c4funMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"Coronation chicken wrap, I know what I'd prefer though x

What would you prefer?

Oh something long, hard and thick x

Rock....???

No, too sweet x

I've just thought of something

I'm out of ideas then

Ha ha, I'm going to have some tea. A poorsubstitute x

Well you didn't have any ideas for me x

Ok I can think of one thing then x

Go on, surprise me x

Me??

Well you're the one with the idea x "

Me in your mouth that's my idea

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

Digestive biscuit. Plan on putting something naughty there later x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A slice of pizza...with pineapple"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coronation chicken wrap, I know what I'd prefer though x

What would you prefer?

Oh something long, hard and thick x

Rock....???

No, too sweet x

I've just thought of something

I'm out of ideas then

Ha ha, I'm going to have some tea. A poorsubstitute x

Well you didn't have any ideas for me x

Ok I can think of one thing then x

Go on, surprise me x

Me??

Well you're the one with the idea x

Me in your mouth that's my idea"

Ooo, tasty x

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By *atasha_DavidCouple
over a year ago

Slough

HobNob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of cider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apple and caramel crumble and omg it was good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana...really it was

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Chocolate - obviously!

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Wagon wheel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sesame seed bagel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fudge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea infact i may have another slurp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water before that it was b&j xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A screwdriver

Fixing furniture and stuff

Although using my mouth to screw things didnt go well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cup of coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pizza and a milkshake

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Coffee and a choclate muffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm waiting for someone to say crispy duck

Oh I'd like him in my mouth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken salad, check me healthy and boring

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Turkish delight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turkish delight"

Fry's ??

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

"Turkish delight

Fry's ??

Nope ... was mandarin flavour. Strictly speaking, it was something called 'Aphrodite's Delight'. It's the same thing but calling it Turkish doesn't go down well in Cyprus where I brought it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roast potatoe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What was the last thing that you had in your mouth?

Mine was a nice drink of tea, rather have something else though

An aldi salt and vinegar rice cake. Not nice at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turkish delight

Fry's ??

Nope ... was mandarin flavour. Strictly speaking, it was something called 'Aphrodite's Delight'. It's the same thing but calling it Turkish doesn't go down well in Cyprus where I brought it

If it's not fry's it's not Turkish

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

A pint of Thatchers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piri Piri Droëwors

You did ask, lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pint of Thatchers "

Jealous

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"It's still there, I'm smoking hot!

FTFY

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"A pint of Thatchers

Jealous "

It's actually pint no 5

Hic!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pint of Thatchers

Jealous

It's actually pint no 5

Hic! "

Oh now I'm even more envious

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"A pint of Thatchers

Jealous

It's actually pint no 5

Hic!

Oh now I'm even more envious"

Right! Next time I'm home, I'll be buying xx

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

Gaviscon sadly, I too would like something else x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong Morgans spiced n cherry .

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Tennents lager. Keeping it classy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pint of Thatchers

Jealous

It's actually pint no 5

Hic!

Oh now I'm even more envious

Right! Next time I'm home, I'll be buying xx"

Okay, I shall hold you to that x

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

Cookie dough ice cream mmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pint of Thatchers

Jealous

It's actually pint no 5

Hic!

Oh now I'm even more envious

Right! Next time I'm home, I'll be buying xx

Okay, I shall hold you to that x"

Huff my magners not good enough

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Just finished a lovely Double Chocolate Mocha

Nita

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pint of Thatchers

Jealous

It's actually pint no 5

Hic!

Oh now I'm even more envious

Right! Next time I'm home, I'll be buying xx

Okay, I shall hold you to that x

Huff my magners not good enough

Haha I don't like magners!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cookie dough ice cream mmmmmmmm"

Oooo I'm coming round your house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pint of Thatchers

Jealous

It's actually pint no 5

Hic!

Oh now I'm even more envious

Right! Next time I'm home, I'll be buying xx

Okay, I shall hold you to that x

Huff my magners not good enough

Haha I don't like magners!

Oh it's like that is it eye rolling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thai sweet chilli crisp. Kind of wishing I hadn't now.....

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By *exmanMan
over a year ago

Stainforth

Black coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pint of Thatchers

Jealous

It's actually pint no 5

Hic!

Oh now I'm even more envious

Right! Next time I'm home, I'll be buying xx

Okay, I shall hold you to that x

Huff my magners not good enough

Haha I don't like magners!

Oh it's like that is it eye rolling

Fat thumb syndrome was meant to be

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

"Cookie dough ice cream mmmmmmmm

Oooo I'm coming round your house

Share a spoon?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Toothbrush and toothpaste

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

May last sip of Budvar that I washed down my burger with at GBK

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cookie dough ice cream mmmmmmmm

Oooo I'm coming round your house

Share a spoon?

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fizz. I'm kinda d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pint of Thatchers

Jealous

It's actually pint no 5

Hic!

Oh now I'm even more envious

Right! Next time I'm home, I'll be buying xx

Okay, I shall hold you to that x

Huff my magners not good enough

Haha I don't like magners!

Oh it's like that is it eye rolling

Fat thumb syndrome was meant to be

oh and there was me starting to plan revenge

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fizz. I'm kinda d*unk

Hurrah

I just popped open some fizz too - I'm off work tomorrow yaaaaaay!

Happy Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of vodka/blackcurrant mixer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fizz. I'm kinda d*unk

D*unken strumpet

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Roast wild boar and all the trimmings and it was divine!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pint of Thatchers

Jealous

It's actually pint no 5

Hic!

Oh now I'm even more envious

Right! Next time I'm home, I'll be buying xx

Okay, I shall hold you to that x

Huff my magners not good enough

Haha I don't like magners!

Oh it's like that is it eye rolling

Fat thumb syndrome was meant to be

oh and there was me starting to plan revenge

No need I'm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My foot, apparently

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fizz. I'm kinda d*unk

Hurrah

I just popped open some fizz too - I'm off work tomorrow yaaaaaay!

Happy Sunday

I'm working for the next 2 days

but then I do have 10 days off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My foot, apparently

Quite flexible then?

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By *ptimusDMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Lemsip Max!

It's Man Flu I'm afraid, and it's terrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pint of Thatchers

Jealous

It's actually pint no 5

Hic!

Oh now I'm even more envious

Right! Next time I'm home, I'll be buying xx

Okay, I shall hold you to that x

Huff my magners not good enough

Haha I don't like magners!

Oh it's like that is it eye rolling

Fat thumb syndrome was meant to be

oh and there was me starting to plan revenge

No need I'm

Of course you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fizz. I'm kinda d*unk

Hurrah

I just popped open some fizz too - I'm off work tomorrow yaaaaaay!

Happy Sunday

I'm working for the next 2 days

but then I do have 10 days off

10 days .. Hurrah

Get the wine out in celebration

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fizz. I'm kinda d*unk

Hurrah

I just popped open some fizz too - I'm off work tomorrow yaaaaaay!

Happy Sunday

I'm working for the next 2 days

but then I do have 10 days off

10 days .. Hurrah

Get the wine out in celebration

Not until the weekend, as I still have to get up early all week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fizz. I'm kinda d*unk

Hurrah

I just popped open some fizz too - I'm off work tomorrow yaaaaaay!

Happy Sunday

I'm working for the next 2 days

but then I do have 10 days off

10 days .. Hurrah

Get the wine out in celebration

Not until the weekend, as I still have to get up early all week

Tea n cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My foot, apparently

Quite flexible then?

I'm not seeing the funny side these days. Everything I say angers or upsets someone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fizz. I'm kinda d*unk

Hurrah

I just popped open some fizz too - I'm off work tomorrow yaaaaaay!

Happy Sunday

I'm working for the next 2 days

but then I do have 10 days off

10 days .. Hurrah

Get the wine out in celebration

Not until the weekend, as I still have to get up early all week

Tea n cake

Tea but no cake sadly, however I am munching on the hobnobs I got for hatter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was creamy and yummy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My foot, apparently

Quite flexible then?

I'm not seeing the funny side these days. Everything I say angers or upsets someone."

Mine is was a genuine response, wasn't aware that you'd offended anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fizz. I'm kinda d*unk

D*unken strumpet

Loaded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fizz. I'm kinda d*unk

Hurrah

I just popped open some fizz too - I'm off work tomorrow yaaaaaay!

Happy Sunday

I'm working for the next 2 days

but then I do have 10 days off

10 days .. Hurrah

Get the wine out in celebration

Not until the weekend, as I still have to get up early all week

Tea n cake

Tea but no cake sadly, however I am munching on the hobnobs I got for hatter!

tea it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My foot, apparently

Quite flexible then?

I'm not seeing the funny side these days. Everything I say angers or upsets someone.

Mine is was a genuine response, wasn't aware that you'd offended anyone "

Based on some reactions I've had lately, I've offended everyone.

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By *ildflower.xWoman
over a year ago

Grimsby

Dumpling xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuppa tea.not ate today.sick tummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red split lentils.. in gravy. As I type..

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Straw, had a nice lemon/lime water drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My finger

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"My foot, apparently

Quite flexible then?

I'm not seeing the funny side these days. Everything I say angers or upsets someone."

That's fab for you, let it get to you and they've won.

In the words of somebody famous "you can't please all of the people all of the time"

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By *ake442000Man
over a year ago

North west

Ice cream with cream soda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapple

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ice cream with cream soda"

Fancy sharing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another fag

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By *rnynhrdguyMan
over a year ago

plymouth

Italian pizza made just outside Ca,Savio

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