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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I read an article about how a guy was very over weight and unhappy with himself, so he got a friend of his to message him everyday and call him a "fat bastard" and other insults among them lines, a few month later the guy had reached his intended goal.

So, I'm looking to lower my body fat percentage and increase my muscle mass and finally get my abs back, but with my motivation I won't keep up any sort of regiment for very long. So I need someone to message me insults everyday until I reach my goal.

Any takers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do it if you'll insult me too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who ate all the pies

Who ate all the pies

Who ate all the pies

You fat bastard

You fat bastard

When do I start?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll do it if you'll insult me too? "

So basically we just argue?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll do it."

Such a good friend, inbox me an insult everyday please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who ate all the pies

Who ate all the pies

Who ate all the pies

You fat bastard

You fat bastard

When do I start? "

Monday please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll do it.

Such a good friend, inbox me an insult everyday please"

Okily-dokily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read an article about how a guy was very over weight and unhappy with himself, so he got a friend of his to message him everyday and call him a "fat bastard" and other insults among them lines, a few month later the guy had reached his intended goal.

So, I'm looking to lower my body fat percentage and increase my muscle mass and finally get my abs back, but with my motivation I won't keep up any sort of regiment for very long. So I need someone to message me insults everyday until I reach my goal.

Any takers?"

Let's do it together cos I am struggling to get to my final goal xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I read an article about how a guy was very over weight and unhappy with himself, so he got a friend of his to message him everyday and call him a "fat bastard" and other insults among them lines, a few month later the guy had reached his intended goal.

So, I'm looking to lower my body fat percentage and increase my muscle mass and finally get my abs back, but with my motivation I won't keep up any sort of regiment for very long. So I need someone to message me insults everyday until I reach my goal.

Any takers?

Let's do it together cos I am struggling to get to my final goal xx"

Long distance work out buddies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who ate all the pies

Who ate all the pies

Who ate all the pies

You fat bastard

You fat bastard

When do I start?

Monday please "

I'll start whenever I want cakey

Give us a truffle shuffle while youre here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who ate all the pies

Who ate all the pies

Who ate all the pies

You fat bastard

You fat bastard

When do I start?

Monday please

I'll start whenever I want cakey

Give us a truffle shuffle while youre here "

That was rather rude and insulting, I'm very offended here.....thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need a thread where rather than fabbing the person above you, you give them a motivational insult

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You need a thread where rather than fabbing the person above you, you give them a motivational insult "

That's not a bad idea. Thank you

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)


"I read an article about how a guy was very over weight and unhappy with himself, so he got a friend of his to message him everyday and call him a "fat bastard" and other insults among them lines, a few month later the guy had reached his intended goal.

So, I'm looking to lower my body fat percentage and increase my muscle mass and finally get my abs back, but with my motivation I won't keep up any sort of regiment for very long. So I need someone to message me insults everyday until I reach my goal.

Any takers?"

What is this motivation thing you speak of??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I read an article about how a guy was very over weight and unhappy with himself, so he got a friend of his to message him everyday and call him a "fat bastard" and other insults among them lines, a few month later the guy had reached his intended goal.

So, I'm looking to lower my body fat percentage and increase my muscle mass and finally get my abs back, but with my motivation I won't keep up any sort of regiment for very long. So I need someone to message me insults everyday until I reach my goal.

Any takers?

What is this motivation thing you speak of??"

It's when you have the will to get up and do something. It's hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooh here's your first insult -- I may not be any good at this but I'll try --

Cake boy, go do some exercise, grrr chub chub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww that would just be so... mean

Now, put the pie down, drop, and give me ten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could insult your dick but what are you going to do about it?

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)


"I read an article about how a guy was very over weight and unhappy with himself, so he got a friend of his to message him everyday and call him a "fat bastard" and other insults among them lines, a few month later the guy had reached his intended goal.

So, I'm looking to lower my body fat percentage and increase my muscle mass and finally get my abs back, but with my motivation I won't keep up any sort of regiment for very long. So I need someone to message me insults everyday until I reach my goal.

Any takers?

What is this motivation thing you speak of??

It's when you have the will to get up and do something. It's hell "

Well if you find some you can keep it, I'm too pretty for hell lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not fat though. Shall I insult your intellect?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should change your user name to biscuit hips ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're not fat though. Shall I insult your intellect?"

I know I'm not fat, but I just want to be healthier and in better shape

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could insult your dick but what are you going to do about it? "

I'm not sure what this has to do with anything? Am I missing something?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"You're not fat though. Shall I insult your intellect?

I know I'm not fat, but I just want to be healthier and in better shape "

I can show you some exercises to help you out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're not fat though. Shall I insult your intellect?

I know I'm not fat, but I just want to be healthier and in better shape

I can show you some sexercises to help you out "

Fixed that for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read an article about how a guy was very over weight and unhappy with himself, so he got a friend of his to message him everyday and call him a "fat bastard" and other insults among them lines, a few month later the guy had reached his intended goal.

So, I'm looking to lower my body fat percentage and increase my muscle mass and finally get my abs back, but with my motivation I won't keep up any sort of regiment for very long. So I need someone to message me insults everyday until I reach my goal.

Any takers?"

Shut up you boring fat c***!

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"You're not fat though. Shall I insult your intellect?

I know I'm not fat, but I just want to be healthier and in better shape

I can show you some sexercises to help you out

Fixed that for you "

Very subtle, not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh I think I need an insult buddy to give me some much needed motivation.

I get superbly bored of the youre so sexy, blah blah I'll say anything to get in your pants messages that we receive.

I could do with someone to kick my ass daily and stop me reaching for the cake - and banish the wobbles!

Well except for that time of month when I need chocolate as its a need not a want - so maybe I only need it 3 weeks out of 4

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Yo flubber here's an idea.

You may down on your back, I'll sit on your feet with a pint of stella. You gotta work it boy to get that pint, coz I'm a little tease and I'll move it juuuuuust outta reach each time.

You can thank me later.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ohhh I think I need an insult buddy to give me some much needed motivation.

I get superbly bored of the youre so sexy, blah blah I'll say anything to get in your pants messages that we receive.

I could do with someone to kick my ass daily and stop me reaching for the cake - and banish the wobbles!

Well except for that time of month when I need chocolate as its a need not a want - so maybe I only need it 3 weeks out of 4 "

You can reach for cake whenever you like

AS SOON AS YOUVE DONE SOME EXERSICE!!!

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Yo flubber here's an idea.

You may down on your back, I'll sit on your feet with a pint of stella. You gotta work it boy to get that pint, coz I'm a little tease and I'll move it juuuuuust outta reach each time.

You can thank me later."

Haha brilliant idea - please video that and show me after

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yo flubber here's an idea.

You may down on your back, I'll sit on your feet with a pint of stella. You gotta work it boy to get that pint, coz I'm a little tease and I'll move it juuuuuust outta reach each time.

You can thank me later."

...will you be naked?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yo flubber here's an idea.

You may down on your back, I'll sit on your feet with a pint of stella. You gotta work it boy to get that pint, coz I'm a little tease and I'll move it juuuuuust outta reach each time.

You can thank me later.

Haha brilliant idea - please video that and show me after "

Come video it yourself

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Yo flubber here's an idea.

You may down on your back, I'll sit on your feet with a pint of stella. You gotta work it boy to get that pint, coz I'm a little tease and I'll move it juuuuuust outta reach each time.

You can thank me later.

...will you be naked?"

Of course. Duh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yo flubber here's an idea.

You may down on your back, I'll sit on your feet with a pint of stella. You gotta work it boy to get that pint, coz I'm a little tease and I'll move it juuuuuust outta reach each time.

You can thank me later.

...will you be naked?

Of course. Duh!"

Yay

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I read an article about how a guy was very over weight and unhappy with himself, so he got a friend of his to message him everyday and call him a "fat bastard" and other insults among them lines, a few month later the guy had reached his intended goal.

So, I'm looking to lower my body fat percentage and increase my muscle mass and finally get my abs back, but with my motivation I won't keep up any sort of regiment for very long. So I need someone to message me insults everyday until I reach my goal.

Any takers?"

Yo blubber boy, is it true the last time you went to the beach, someone called whale watch and they tried to push you back into the ocean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhh I think I need an insult buddy to give me some much needed motivation.

I get superbly bored of the youre so sexy, blah blah I'll say anything to get in your pants messages that we receive.

I could do with someone to kick my ass daily and stop me reaching for the cake - and banish the wobbles!

Well except for that time of month when I need chocolate as its a need not a want - so maybe I only need it 3 weeks out of 4

You can reach for cake whenever you like

AS SOON AS YOUVE DONE SOME EXERSICE!!! "

You maybe a healthier option than a Victoria sponge

I was just grabbing a quick cuppa (without cake - honest) before heading back to exercise of sorts clearing my lounge of toys/clothes and doing several tip runs - might even empty the car myself

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Yo flubber here's an idea.

You may down on your back, I'll sit on your feet with a pint of stella. You gotta work it boy to get that pint, coz I'm a little tease and I'll move it juuuuuust outta reach each time.

You can thank me later.

...will you be naked?

Of course. Duh!

Yay "

I'd definitely video that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yo flubber here's an idea.

You may down on your back, I'll sit on your feet with a pint of stella. You gotta work it boy to get that pint, coz I'm a little tease and I'll move it juuuuuust outta reach each time.

You can thank me later.

...will you be naked?

Of course. Duh!

Yay

I'd definitely video that"

I think I seen a porn movie that started off very similar so I'm very hopeful that this will happen

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Yo flubber here's an idea.

You may down on your back, I'll sit on your feet with a pint of stella. You gotta work it boy to get that pint, coz I'm a little tease and I'll move it juuuuuust outta reach each time.

You can thank me later.

...will you be naked?

Of course. Duh!

Yay

I'd definitely video that

I think I seen a porn movie that started off very similar so I'm very hopeful that this will happen"

You're hankering for a 3some aren't you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yo flubber here's an idea.

You may down on your back, I'll sit on your feet with a pint of stella. You gotta work it boy to get that pint, coz I'm a little tease and I'll move it juuuuuust outta reach each time.

You can thank me later.

...will you be naked?

Of course. Duh!

Yay

I'd definitely video that

I think I seen a porn movie that started off very similar so I'm very hopeful that this will happen

You're hankering for a 3some aren't you? "

No sex before marriage for me thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're not fat though. Shall I insult your intellect?

I know I'm not fat, but I just want to be healthier and in better shape "

You want to be strong and muscular instead of weak and y?

Good luck with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat twat!! Oh sorry,start monday?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Yo flubber here's an idea.

You may down on your back, I'll sit on your feet with a pint of stella. You gotta work it boy to get that pint, coz I'm a little tease and I'll move it juuuuuust outta reach each time.

You can thank me later.

...will you be naked?

Of course. Duh!

Yay

I'd definitely video that

I think I seen a porn movie that started off very similar so I'm very hopeful that this will happen

You're hankering for a 3some aren't you?

No sex before marriage for me thank you "

I'm so sorry, I ate the Haribo ring you gave me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're not fat though. Shall I insult your intellect?

I know I'm not fat, but I just want to be healthier and in better shape

You want to be strong and muscular instead of weak and y?

Good luck with that "

I'm quite strong for my size. but the y part I would like to get rid of. And more lean than muscular

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fat twat!! Oh sorry,start monday?"

That hurt my feelings, and I appreciate it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yo flubber here's an idea.

You may down on your back, I'll sit on your feet with a pint of stella. You gotta work it boy to get that pint, coz I'm a little tease and I'll move it juuuuuust outta reach each time.

You can thank me later.

...will you be naked?

Of course. Duh!

Yay

I'd definitely video that

I think I seen a porn movie that started off very similar so I'm very hopeful that this will happen

You're hankering for a 3some aren't you?

No sex before marriage for me thank you

I'm so sorry, I ate the Haribo ring you gave me"

You can make it upto me with a threesome

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Yo flubber here's an idea.

You may down on your back, I'll sit on your feet with a pint of stella. You gotta work it boy to get that pint, coz I'm a little tease and I'll move it juuuuuust outta reach each time.

You can thank me later.

...will you be naked?

Of course. Duh!

Yay

I'd definitely video that

I think I seen a porn movie that started off very similar so I'm very hopeful that this will happen

You're hankering for a 3some aren't you?

No sex before marriage for me thank you

I'm so sorry, I ate the Haribo ring you gave me

You can make it upto me with a threesome "

Ok. You get your abs.... you get a 3some.

Now that sweetcheeks is motivation

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yo flubber here's an idea.

You may down on your back, I'll sit on your feet with a pint of stella. You gotta work it boy to get that pint, coz I'm a little tease and I'll move it juuuuuust outta reach each time.

You can thank me later.

...will you be naked?

Of course. Duh!

Yay

I'd definitely video that

I think I seen a porn movie that started off very similar so I'm very hopeful that this will happen

You're hankering for a 3some aren't you?

No sex before marriage for me thank you

I'm so sorry, I ate the Haribo ring you gave me

You can make it upto me with a threesome

Ok. You get your abs.... you get a 3some.

Now that sweetcheeks is motivation "

..........well played

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Yo flubber here's an idea.

You may down on your back, I'll sit on your feet with a pint of stella. You gotta work it boy to get that pint, coz I'm a little tease and I'll move it juuuuuust outta reach each time.

You can thank me later.

...will you be naked?

Of course. Duh!

Yay

I'd definitely video that

I think I seen a porn movie that started off very similar so I'm very hopeful that this will happen

You're hankering for a 3some aren't you?

No sex before marriage for me thank you

I'm so sorry, I ate the Haribo ring you gave me

You can make it upto me with a threesome

Ok. You get your abs.... you get a 3some.

Now that sweetcheeks is motivation

..........well played "

I'm bloody good x

*courtseys*

My work here is done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a twat, does that work?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're a twat, does that work? "

I'm a twat no matter what the size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're a twat, does that work?

I'm a twat no matter what the size "

A fat twat then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're a twat, does that work?

I'm a twat no matter what the size

A fat twat then? "

Much better send me one like that everyday please

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

In your pictures your body looks fine to me. Just out of interest do you enjoy the humiliation of being insulted, I wouldn't like to actually affect someone's self esteem.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In your pictures your body looks fine to me. Just out of interest do you enjoy the humiliation of being insulted, I wouldn't like to actually affect someone's self esteem. "

Angles and lighting. That's all I'll say about that photo.

But no I don't enjoy the humiliation thing. I just have terrible motivation

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In your pictures your body looks fine to me. Just out of interest do you enjoy the humiliation of being insulted, I wouldn't like to actually affect someone's self esteem. "

Loved the status by the way

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Thank you xx

You fat bastard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're a twat, does that work?

I'm a twat no matter what the size

A fat twat then?

Much better send me one like that everyday please"

Every day is too much effort sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're a twat, does that work?

I'm a twat no matter what the size

A fat twat then?

Much better send me one like that everyday please

Every day is too much effort sorry "

That is my exact attitude towards exercising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do it to you if you do it to me

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By *ibbleyanutsMan
over a year ago

Eastwood /Leigh on sea

Watched the film the other night so .... RUN FAT BOY, RUN

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Isn't that what the forum was invented for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read an article about how a guy was very over weight and unhappy with himself, so he got a friend of his to message him everyday and call him a "fat bastard" and other insults among them lines, a few month later the guy had reached his intended goal.

So, I'm looking to lower my body fat percentage and increase my muscle mass and finally get my abs back, but with my motivation I won't keep up any sort of regiment for very long. So I need someone to message me insults everyday until I reach my goal.

Any takers?"

Just give an opinion on the FAB forum people don't agree with...more insults than you can handle xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I read an article about how a guy was very over weight and unhappy with himself, so he got a friend of his to message him everyday and call him a "fat bastard" and other insults among them lines, a few month later the guy had reached his intended goal.

So, I'm looking to lower my body fat percentage and increase my muscle mass and finally get my abs back, but with my motivation I won't keep up any sort of regiment for very long. So I need someone to message me insults everyday until I reach my goal.

Any takers?

Just give an opinion on the FAB forum people don't agree with...more insults than you can handle xx"

Sure there is a few threads I could cause a stir in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read an article about how a guy was very over weight and unhappy with himself, so he got a friend of his to message him everyday and call him a "fat bastard" and other insults among them lines, a few month later the guy had reached his intended goal.

So, I'm looking to lower my body fat percentage and increase my muscle mass and finally get my abs back, but with my motivation I won't keep up any sort of regiment for very long. So I need someone to message me insults everyday until I reach my goal.

Any takers?

Just give an opinion on the FAB forum people don't agree with...more insults than you can handle xx

Sure there is a few threads I could cause a stir in"

Please do! Spot of entertainment x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I read an article about how a guy was very over weight and unhappy with himself, so he got a friend of his to message him everyday and call him a "fat bastard" and other insults among them lines, a few month later the guy had reached his intended goal.

So, I'm looking to lower my body fat percentage and increase my muscle mass and finally get my abs back, but with my motivation I won't keep up any sort of regiment for very long. So I need someone to message me insults everyday until I reach my goal.

Any takers?

Just give an opinion on the FAB forum people don't agree with...more insults than you can handle xx

Sure there is a few threads I could cause a stir in

Please do! Spot of entertainment x"

My mother warned me the devil would have big breasts

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"I read an article about how a guy was very over weight and unhappy with himself, so he got a friend of his to message him everyday and call him a "fat bastard" and other insults among them lines, a few month later the guy had reached his intended goal.

So, I'm looking to lower my body fat percentage and increase my muscle mass and finally get my abs back, but with my motivation I won't keep up any sort of regiment for very long. So I need someone to message me insults everyday until I reach my goal.

Any takers?"

What you need is a gym buddy. Though I'm happy to message you insults if that'll help

I normally go with a mate from work and mange 4/5 sessions a week - when she's away on holiday or whatever I'm lucky if I manage 2/3.

She's been away at least 4 times already this year, so I'm not doing as well as I should

Nita

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I read an article about how a guy was very over weight and unhappy with himself, so he got a friend of his to message him everyday and call him a "fat bastard" and other insults among them lines, a few month later the guy had reached his intended goal.

So, I'm looking to lower my body fat percentage and increase my muscle mass and finally get my abs back, but with my motivation I won't keep up any sort of regiment for very long. So I need someone to message me insults everyday until I reach my goal.

Any takers?

What you need is a gym buddy. Though I'm happy to message you insults if that'll help

I normally go with a mate from work and mange 4/5 sessions a week - when she's away on holiday or whatever I'm lucky if I manage 2/3.

She's been away at least 4 times already this year, so I'm not doing as well as I should

Nita"

I've got a small gym in my house so no excuse not to go, what I need is motivation

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I read an article about how a guy was very over weight and unhappy with himself, so he got a friend of his to message him everyday and call him a "fat bastard" and other insults among them lines, a few month later the guy had reached his intended goal.

So, I'm looking to lower my body fat percentage and increase my muscle mass and finally get my abs back, but with my motivation I won't keep up any sort of regiment for very long. So I need someone to message me insults everyday until I reach my goal.

Any takers?

What you need is a gym buddy. Though I'm happy to message you insults if that'll help

I normally go with a mate from work and mange 4/5 sessions a week - when she's away on holiday or whatever I'm lucky if I manage 2/3.

She's been away at least 4 times already this year, so I'm not doing as well as I should

Nita"

How about you insult me, and I'll message you telling you to go to the gym?

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

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"I read an article about how a guy was very over weight and unhappy with himself, so he got a friend of his to message him everyday and call him a "fat bastard" and other insults among them lines, a few month later the guy had reached his intended goal.

So, I'm looking to lower my body fat percentage and increase my muscle mass and finally get my abs back, but with my motivation I won't keep up any sort of regiment for very long. So I need someone to message me insults everyday until I reach my goal.

Any takers?

What you need is a gym buddy. Though I'm happy to message you insults if that'll help

I normally go with a mate from work and mange 4/5 sessions a week - when she's away on holiday or whatever I'm lucky if I manage 2/3.

She's been away at least 4 times already this year, so I'm not doing as well as I should

Nita

How about you insult me, and I'll message you telling you to go to the gym?"

It might work... Though I'm not very good at doing what I'm to,d

I'll try and remember to add to your insult message collection tomorrow

Nita

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I read an article about how a guy was very over weight and unhappy with himself, so he got a friend of his to message him everyday and call him a "fat bastard" and other insults among them lines, a few month later the guy had reached his intended goal.

So, I'm looking to lower my body fat percentage and increase my muscle mass and finally get my abs back, but with my motivation I won't keep up any sort of regiment for very long. So I need someone to message me insults everyday until I reach my goal.

Any takers?

What you need is a gym buddy. Though I'm happy to message you insults if that'll help

I normally go with a mate from work and mange 4/5 sessions a week - when she's away on holiday or whatever I'm lucky if I manage 2/3.

She's been away at least 4 times already this year, so I'm not doing as well as I should

Nita

How about you insult me, and I'll message you telling you to go to the gym?

It might work... Though I'm not very good at doing what I'm to,d

I'll try and remember to add to your insult message collection tomorrow

Nita"

You're the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooooh here's your first insult -- I may not be any good at this but I'll try --

Cake boy, go do some exercise, grrr chub chub. "

Insult day two --

Lardass, burn some calories, yo'

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