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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

random story time again where everyone adds a bit to the story see how wacky and wonderful we can get it......ONCE UPON A TIME ...........

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

In a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shoe box

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

there lived _unky monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and big Ted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl sorry right off thread but he got here again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who were not gay but ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"who were not gay but ..."

the way they could walk in heels did make me wonder

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Funky was a mean bastard and wanted the shoe box to himself so he could invite Blue Birds over... ( no cliff and Dover jokes pls )

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"pmsl sorry right off thread but he got here again

Hi everyone just pausing this thread for second, I don't know if anyone has read this but it's bad news people: http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/67929

OK carry on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He also had a thing for fluff but .......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He also had a thing for fluff but ......."

his glitter allergy meant that he could no longer take over the shoe box. Funkys plan B involved..

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"He also had a thing for fluff but .......

his glitter allergy meant that he could no longer take over the shoe box. Funkys plan B involved.."
sticky back plastic and a 12" dildo

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He also had a thing for fluff but .......

his glitter allergy meant that he could no longer take over the shoe box. Funkys plan B involved.."

a time machine and a robot

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Funky melded the dildo and the robot and asked ted to bed over and spread em ......

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

He then cleverly inserted a 'n' to make the word bed into bend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"sticky back plastic and a 12" dildo"

in diameter.. Sadly he sat on the dildo and ended up in A&E having it surgically removed and ended up with a colostomy bag which got in the way of..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He then cleverly inserted a 'n' to make the word bed into bend."

lmfao.. times like this i wish we had a thumbs up icon

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Who is the fookin' editor here ?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"sticky back plastic and a 12" dildo

in diameter.. Sadly he sat on the dildo and ended up in A&E having it surgically removed and ended up with a colostomy bag which got in the way of.."

Ermmmm then Funky woke up and realised it was just a horrible nightmare!!! Then he got out of bed, looked into the full length mirror and to his horror...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"sticky back plastic and a 12" dildo

in diameter.. Sadly he sat on the dildo and ended up in A&E having it surgically removed and ended up with a colostomy bag which got in the way of.."

a ginormous elephant trunk like penis , oozing fluorescent green and lilac spunk which he kept in his spare flyhole for use on especially kinky trog women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sticky back plastic and a 12" dildo

in diameter.. Sadly he sat on the dildo and ended up in A&E having it surgically removed and ended up with a colostomy bag which got in the way of..

Ermmmm then Funky woke up and realised it was just a horrible nightmare!!! Then he got out of bed, looked into the full length mirror and to his horror..."

realized he only had 2 inches not

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Editorrrrrr !

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"sticky back plastic and a 12" dildo

in diameter.. Sadly he sat on the dildo and ended up in A&E having it surgically removed and ended up with a colostomy bag which got in the way of..

Ermmmm then Funky woke up and realised it was just a horrible nightmare!!! Then he got out of bed, looked into the full length mirror and to his horror...

realized he only had 2 inches not "

and not the big blue, purple...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Funky then morphed into Granny Crumpet who was sat in a rocking chair knitting shreddies whilst her perm was setting...

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