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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello people!

I'm sick in bed and want to chitter chatter inanely with others. I might not make sense as I'm a little fevered too. It's like a hangover meets flu!

Come and chat with me here, if you'd like.

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

"Hello people!

I'm sick in bed and want to chitter chatter inanely with others. I might not make sense as I'm a little fevered too. It's like a hangover meets flu!

Come and chat with me here, if you'd like.

Hello beautiful, hope your better soon. Have you been on the sherry xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*dons hazmat suit and takes seat*

Sounds like man flu to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello people!

I'm sick in bed and want to chitter chatter inanely with others. I might not make sense as I'm a little fevered too. It's like a hangover meets flu!

Come and chat with me here, if you'd like.

Hello beautiful, hope your better soon. Have you been on the sherry xxx"

Awww thank you! I was on the sherry last night but woke up today with a sore throat

-- been working too tired and a bit run down, ''tis all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi stelly

Sorry you're not welly, try getting some tomato soup in your belly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*dons hazmat suit and takes seat*

Sounds like man flu to me.

It really is *that* serious, yes!!

Are you going to do a sexy hazmat striptease for me? I promise I'm not contagious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi stelly

Sorry you're not welly, try getting some tomato soup in your belly

Noooooo, it's chicken soup when you're ill. It's the law apparently.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi stelly

Sorry you're not welly, try getting some tomato soup in your belly

I'd prefer a go on Meli

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi stelly

Sorry you're not welly, try getting some tomato soup in your belly

Noooooo, it's chicken soup when you're ill. It's the law apparently. "

I actually had chicken soup today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*dons hazmat suit and takes seat*

Sounds like man flu to me.

It really is *that* serious, yes!!

Are you going to do a sexy hazmat striptease for me? I promise I'm not contagious.

A striptease anyway, dunno about the sexy bit

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Evening Miss Artorez xxxc

Hope you feel better real soon x

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

please don't talk about alcohol today

other than that- don't work that hard, book some holiday, have a couple of meets, have a massage and lots of cuddles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*dons hazmat suit and takes seat*

Sounds like man flu to me.

It really is *that* serious, yes!!

Are you going to do a sexy hazmat striptease for me? I promise I'm not contagious.

A striptease anyway, dunno about the sexy bit

Phwoaaaar. I might need a chest rub too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww sorry you're not feeling well, hope you're keeping warm and having lots of hot drinks. You look after yourself. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Miss Artorez xxxc

Hope you feel better real soon x"

Peach! Come spoon me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello people!

I'm sick in bed and want to chitter chatter inanely with others. I might not make sense as I'm a little fevered too. It's like a hangover meets flu!

Come and chat with me here, if you'd like.

so is this a bad time for cocksnot up your fartpipe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hangover meets flu wow sound horrible get well soon OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi stelly

Sorry you're not welly, try getting some tomato soup in your belly

Noooooo, it's chicken soup when you're ill. It's the law apparently. "

*other flavour soups are available*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"please don't talk about alcohol today

other than that- don't work that hard, book some holiday, have a couple of meets, have a massage and lots of cuddles

What a good prescription, thanks sexy doctor!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aww sorry you're not feeling well, hope you're keeping warm and having lots of hot drinks. You look after yourself. X "

Thanks Angie, I'll be absolutely fine, just a little stir crazy!! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello people!

I'm sick in bed and want to chitter chatter inanely with others. I might not make sense as I'm a little fevered too. It's like a hangover meets flu!

Come and chat with me here, if you'd like.

so is this a bad time for cocksnot up your fartpipe?"

Yes. I think it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*dons hazmat suit and takes seat*

Sounds like man flu to me.

It really is *that* serious, yes!!

Are you going to do a sexy hazmat striptease for me? I promise I'm not contagious.

A striptease anyway, dunno about the sexy bit

Phwoaaaar. I might need a chest rub too

Awww shucks, you just want me to take your lurgys away. I'm onto ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hangover meets flu wow sound horrible get well soon OP "

Thank you! It's really not awful -- I'm just in need of company

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Hi stelly

Sorry you're not welly, try getting some tomato soup in your belly

I'd prefer a go on Meli

You called? I'm just watching telly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi stelly

Sorry you're not welly, try getting some tomato soup in your belly

Noooooo, it's chicken soup when you're ill. It's the law apparently.

*other flavour soups are available*

Yes, let's not be soupist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*dons hazmat suit and takes seat*

Sounds like man flu to me.

It really is *that* serious, yes!!

Are you going to do a sexy hazmat striptease for me? I promise I'm not contagious.

A striptease anyway, dunno about the sexy bit

Phwoaaaar. I might need a chest rub too

Awww shucks, you just want me to take your lurgys away. I'm onto ya

Get your hands on me and shurrup!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Evening Miss Artorez xxxc

Hope you feel better real soon x

Peach! Come spoon me! "

Shove over then treacle

*cannonball*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwww ..hope you're feeling better soon. ..but in the meantime, pop this face mask on so you don't spread your germs, there's a poppet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi stelly

Sorry you're not welly, try getting some tomato soup in your belly

I'd prefer a go on Meli

You called? I'm just watching telly.

Hurrah! Now I just need cheese and olives from the deli

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Hello sex pest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello people!

I'm sick in bed and want to chitter chatter inanely with others. I might not make sense as I'm a little fevered too. It's like a hangover meets flu!

Come and chat with me here, if you'd like.

so is this a bad time for cocksnot up your fartpipe?

Yes. I think it is.

shame...I was ready to release a big load of jizzy nasal joy for you...

I hate you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Miss Artorez xxxc

Hope you feel better real soon x

Peach! Come spoon me!

Shove over then treacle

*cannonball*"

Zippedeedooodaaaaa yay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your hands on me and shurrup!"

Yes ma'am

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Hope you feel better soon x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awwww ..hope you're feeling better soon. ..but in the meantime, pop this face mask on so you don't spread your germs, there's a poppet

*breathes all over you and Clem and then you again*

Nerrrrrrrr!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello sex pest

Fellow pest of the sex, I loves ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello people!

I'm sick in bed and want to chitter chatter inanely with others. I might not make sense as I'm a little fevered too. It's like a hangover meets flu!

Come and chat with me here, if you'd like.

so is this a bad time for cocksnot up your fartpipe?

Yes. I think it is.

shame...I was ready to release a big load of jizzy nasal joy for you...

I hate you"

I just peed laughing. Illness has loosened my pelvic floor muscles it seems.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Get your hands on me and shurrup!

Yes ma'am

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Sending big squishy get well hugs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope you feel better soon x "

Thanks Danny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwww ..hope you're feeling better soon. ..but in the meantime, pop this face mask on so you don't spread your germs, there's a poppet

*breathes all over you and Clem and then you again*

Nerrrrrrrr! "

I anticipated such a move. I already adorned my hazmat suit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sending big squishy get well hugs x"

Fanx! Your status!! Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww sorry you're not feeling well, hope you're keeping warm and having lots of hot drinks. You look after yourself. X

Thanks Angie, I'll be absolutely fine, just a little stir crazy!! X"

I hate that part of being ill. I was very ill a few years ago and was confined to the house for 5 months. Was climbing the walls after the first month x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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Ooops

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awwww ..hope you're feeling better soon. ..but in the meantime, pop this face mask on so you don't spread your germs, there's a poppet

*breathes all over you and Clem and then you again*

Nerrrrrrrr!

I anticipated such a move. I already adorned my hazmat suit

You wily so and so!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi stelly

Sorry you're not welly, try getting some tomato soup in your belly

I'd prefer a go on Meli

You called? I'm just watching telly.

Hurrah! Now I just need cheese and olives from the deli

No no no, to compliment some _eli you need really sweet jelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a mars bar, and man the fook up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aww sorry you're not feeling well, hope you're keeping warm and having lots of hot drinks. You look after yourself. X

Thanks Angie, I'll be absolutely fine, just a little stir crazy!! X

I hate that part of being ill. I was very ill a few years ago and was confined to the house for 5 months. Was climbing the walls after the first month x "

So true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did your winter wooly pic get approval?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi stelly

Sorry you're not welly, try getting some tomato soup in your belly

I'd prefer a go on Meli

You called? I'm just watching telly.

Hurrah! Now I just need cheese and olives from the deli

No no no, to compliment some _eli you need really sweet jelly

Not on your nelly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwww ..hope you're feeling better soon. ..but in the meantime, pop this face mask on so you don't spread your germs, there's a poppet

*breathes all over you and Clem and then you again*

Nerrrrrrrr!

I anticipated such a move. I already adorned my hazmat suit

You wily so and so!!"

I have to be. ..you are aware who my husband is? ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have a mars bar, and man the fook up

Okay, will do.

Any men able to pop over and bring me Mars Bar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwww ..hope you're feeling better soon. ..but in the meantime, pop this face mask on so you don't spread your germs, there's a poppet

*breathes all over you and Clem and then you again*

Nerrrrrrrr!

I anticipated such a move. I already adorned my hazmat suit

There's a shoe thread running somewhere with your name written all over it.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Hope you feel better soon hun xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did your winter wooly pic get approval?"

Darn it - I'm wearing it (grey jumper avatar) -- was it that big a fail?!

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By *azza99Man
over a year ago

Hull

Hi ..

Hope you are feeling better.

And starting to look as radiant and pleasing to the eye as you do in your profile photo.

(Flowers)

Gaz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awwww ..hope you're feeling better soon. ..but in the meantime, pop this face mask on so you don't spread your germs, there's a poppet

*breathes all over you and Clem and then you again*

Nerrrrrrrr!

I anticipated such a move. I already adorned my hazmat suit

You wily so and so!!

I have to be. ..you are aware who my husband is? ?

Wily and Willy

Love you two

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Hello sex pest

Fellow pest of the sex, I loves ya

Are you buzzing on lemsip?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwww ..hope you're feeling better soon. ..but in the meantime, pop this face mask on so you don't spread your germs, there's a poppet

*breathes all over you and Clem and then you again*

Nerrrrrrrr!

I anticipated such a move. I already adorned my hazmat suit

There's a shoe thread running somewhere with your name written all over it.

I searched for scarlet seduction's shoe thread and nothing came up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope you feel better soon hun xx

Thank you lovely!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hangover meets flu wow sound horrible get well soon OP

Thank you! It's really not awful -- I'm just in need of company

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I've lived closer happy to keep you company

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi ..

Hope you are feeling better.

And starting to look as radiant and pleasing to the eye as you do in your profile photo.

(Flowers)

Gaz "

You smooth sod Gaz. Nicely played!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello people!

I'm sick in bed and want to chitter chatter inanely with others. I might not make sense as I'm a little fevered too. It's like a hangover meets flu!

Come and chat with me here, if you'd like.

so is this a bad time for cocksnot up your fartpipe?

Yes. I think it is.

shame...I was ready to release a big load of jizzy nasal joy for you...

I hate you

I just peed laughing. Illness has loosened my pelvic floor muscles it seems.

and you didnt think to bottle thy pee.

poor show...

I was gonna make a new estella yoni alcoholic beverage from your pishiness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello sex pest

Fellow pest of the sex, I loves ya

Are you buzzing on lemsip?"

Got a whisky toddy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hangover meets flu wow sound horrible get well soon OP

Thank you! It's really not awful -- I'm just in need of company

I've lived closer happy to keep you company

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello people!

I'm sick in bed and want to chitter chatter inanely with others. I might not make sense as I'm a little fevered too. It's like a hangover meets flu!

Come and chat with me here, if you'd like.

so is this a bad time for cocksnot up your fartpipe?

Yes. I think it is.

shame...I was ready to release a big load of jizzy nasal joy for you...

I hate you

I just peed laughing. Illness has loosened my pelvic floor muscles it seems.

and you didnt think to bottle thy pee.

poor show...

I was gonna make a new estella yoni alcoholic beverage from your pishiness."

You is weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello people!

I'm sick in bed and want to chitter chatter inanely with others. I might not make sense as I'm a little fevered too. It's like a hangover meets flu!

Come and chat with me here, if you'd like.

so is this a bad time for cocksnot up your fartpipe?

Yes. I think it is.

shame...I was ready to release a big load of jizzy nasal joy for you...

I hate you

I just peed laughing. Illness has loosened my pelvic floor muscles it seems.

and you didnt think to bottle thy pee.

poor show...

I was gonna make a new estella yoni alcoholic beverage from your pishiness.

You is weird.

compliments get you everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I gonna get man flu now I've rubbed your chesticles?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello people!

I'm sick in bed and want to chitter chatter inanely with others. I might not make sense as I'm a little fevered too. It's like a hangover meets flu!

Come and chat with me here, if you'd like.

so is this a bad time for cocksnot up your fartpipe?

Yes. I think it is.

shame...I was ready to release a big load of jizzy nasal joy for you...

I hate you

I just peed laughing. Illness has loosened my pelvic floor muscles it seems.

and you didnt think to bottle thy pee.

poor show...

I was gonna make a new estella yoni alcoholic beverage from your pishiness.

You is weird.

compliments get you everywhere

Hehehehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I gonna get man flu now I've rubbed your chesticles? "

No, but I'm going to get man goo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I gonna get man flu now I've rubbed your chesticles?

No, but I'm going to get man goo

I'm using my hands, not THAT

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Hi stelly

Sorry you're not welly, try getting some tomato soup in your belly

I'd prefer a go on Meli

You called? I'm just watching telly.

Hurrah! Now I just need cheese and olives from the deli

My brain is too frazzled for more witty word stuff so yeah. Get some warm sloe gin down ya!

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

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"Hello people!

I'm sick in bed and want to chitter chatter inanely with others. I might not make sense as I'm a little fevered too. It's like a hangover meets flu!

Come and chat with me here, if you'd like.

What if it's contagious and we all catch it from chatting to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a mars bar, and man the fook up

Okay, will do.

Any men able to pop over and bring me Mars Bar?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I gonna get man flu now I've rubbed your chesticles?

No, but I'm going to get man goo

I'm using my hands, not THAT

Hahahahahahahahaha your loss!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi stelly

Sorry you're not welly, try getting some tomato soup in your belly

I'd prefer a go on Meli

You called? I'm just watching telly.

Hurrah! Now I just need cheese and olives from the deli

My brain is too frazzled for more witty word stuff so yeah. Get some warm sloe gin down ya! "

Good call!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello people!

I'm sick in bed and want to chitter chatter inanely with others. I might not make sense as I'm a little fevered too. It's like a hangover meets flu!

Come and chat with me here, if you'd like.

What if it's contagious and we all catch it from chatting to you

Sufffffffffffffer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I gonna get man flu now I've rubbed your chesticles?

No, but I'm going to get man goo

I'm using my hands, not THAT

Hahahahahahahahaha your loss!"

Is that an alternative to Vaporub?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I gonna get man flu now I've rubbed your chesticles?

No, but I'm going to get man goo

I'm using my hands, not THAT

Hahahahahahahahaha your loss!

Is that an alternative to Vaporub? "

I just want a grope!

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I gonna get man flu now I've rubbed your chesticles?

No, but I'm going to get man goo

I'm using my hands, not THAT

Hahahahahahahahaha your loss!

Is that an alternative to Vaporub?

I just want a grope! "

Well, seeing as you put it like that. It is for a good cause after all.

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"Am I gonna get man flu now I've rubbed your chesticles?

No, but I'm going to get man goo

I'm using my hands, not THAT

Hahahahahahahahaha your loss!

Is that an alternative to Vaporub?

I just want a grope! "
I'm happy to grope lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I gonna get man flu now I've rubbed your chesticles?

No, but I'm going to get man goo

I'm using my hands, not THAT

Hahahahahahahahaha your loss!

Is that an alternative to Vaporub?

I just want a grope!

Well, seeing as you put it like that. It is for a good cause after all."

It is that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I gonna get man flu now I've rubbed your chesticles?

No, but I'm going to get man goo

I'm using my hands, not THAT

Hahahahahahahahaha your loss!

Is that an alternative to Vaporub?

I just want a grope! I'm happy to grope lol

Yay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did your winter wooly pic get approval?

Darn it - I'm wearing it (grey jumper avatar) -- was it that big a fail?!

No. It's an eye sight fail on my part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello sex pest

You rang?

Did I hear a lady in need of saving? Da da da daaa!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I am too drained to even do inane after A Week at work. But I can recommend lemon curd as panacea to whatever ails. It's perked me up a little.

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

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"Am I gonna get man flu now I've rubbed your chesticles?

No, but I'm going to get man goo

I'm using my hands, not THAT

Hahahahahahahahaha your loss!

Is that an alternative to Vaporub?

I just want a grope! I'm happy to grope lol

Yay!"
where would you like the groping to begin

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over a year ago

"Did your winter wooly pic get approval?

Darn it - I'm wearing it (grey jumper avatar) -- was it that big a fail?!

No. It's an eye sight fail on my part

Hahahaha! Poor Brain xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello sex pest

You rang?

Did I hear a lady in need of saving? Da da da daaa!"

Tee hee

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over a year ago

"I am too drained to even do inane after A Week at work. But I can recommend lemon curd as panacea to whatever ails. It's perked me up a little."

Bless you, as much as I love my job - it's hard not to give all your energy away to other people in doing it - I imagine yours may be similar. I may be wrong though and have just built an idea about you in my head instead!!

Lemon curd is an exceptionally good call though! My mum used to make butterfly cakes with lemon curd - that's taken me right back to

childhood!

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over a year ago

"Am I gonna get man flu now I've rubbed your chesticles?

No, but I'm going to get man goo

I'm using my hands, not THAT

Hahahahahahahahaha your loss!

Is that an alternative to Vaporub?

I just want a grope! I'm happy to grope lol

Yay! where would you like the groping to begin"

At the very beginning.

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

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"Am I gonna get man flu now I've rubbed your chesticles?

No, but I'm going to get man goo

I'm using my hands, not THAT

Hahahahahahahahaha your loss!

Is that an alternative to Vaporub?

I just want a grope! I'm happy to grope lol

Yay! where would you like the groping to begin

At the very beginning. "
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did your winter wooly pic get approval?

Darn it - I'm wearing it (grey jumper avatar) -- was it that big a fail?!

No. It's an eye sight fail on my part

Hahahaha! Poor Brain xx"

You sure it's not green?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

estella, I give you this poem:

Estella the lady of my dreams,

for out nor in my eyes remain within,

Estella you are always in my dreams,

On your death bed I would like to propose,

Can I fuck yer snotty nose.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did your winter wooly pic get approval?

Darn it - I'm wearing it (grey jumper avatar) -- was it that big a fail?!

No. It's an eye sight fail on my part

Hahahaha! Poor Brain xx

You sure it's not green? "

Think there's a slight yellow tinge to the photo quality, so it may look green to you but it's definitely grey in reality

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over a year ago

"estella, I give you this poem:

Estella the lady of my dreams,

for out nor in my eyes remain within,

Estella you are always in my dreams,

On your death bed I would like to propose,

Can I fuck yer snotty nose."

Stop

Making

Wet

Bed

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

It's not man-flu , you wouldn't be able to lift your phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's not man-flu , you wouldn't be able to lift your phone

This is true, and I'm female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"estella, I give you this poem:

Estella the lady of my dreams,

for out nor in my eyes remain within,

Estella you are always in my dreams,

On your death bed I would like to propose,

Can I fuck yer snotty nose.

Stop

Making

Wet

Bed

She had a pishy bed thats all she said,

I asked her if she was a red head,

well no matter what it was time for bed,

That Estella asked me to cum on her bread,

Disgusted I was for a short while,

Then imagined it with her licking smile,

while she professed she couldn't believe its not butter,

she foofed the lot up her tight shutter.

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