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what does the contents of your car say about you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

interesting to see what the contents might say about you? I have whips in mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would say this person likes opera and values comfort and practicality and isn't image conscious....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The contents of may car suggest I've got kids who don't like putting things in the bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't drive anywhere without at least a litre of oil and a funnel so that's permanently in the footwell

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

That I work hard, drive for miles and spend too long in it.

Because its got garage meal deal packaging in it.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I am prepared! Maps (in case phone dies), warning triangle, jump leads, ice scraper, driving gloves, "life-hammers" for breaking glass and cutting seatbelts in case of accident, reusable large shopping bags.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm completely empty!

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I own too much music (4 cd cases),

Eat too many goobs and spend half my time in mud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The contents of may car suggest I've got kids who don't like putting things in the bin"

This

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man
over a year ago

woodhall spa

I have way too many empty water bottles

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

That I spend too little time in any one place and too much time travelling

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"The contents of may car suggest I've got kids who don't like putting things in the bin"

This

Also I'm prepared with a pen, notebook, first aid kit, sunglasses.

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex

That I spend a lot of time in it, take most of my meal breaks in it.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I am prepared! Maps (in case phone dies), warning triangle, jump leads, ice scraper, driving gloves, "life-hammers" for breaking glass and cutting seatbelts in case of accident, reusable large shopping bags."

That's my boot. Plus..... a huge car cover, a metallic survival blankie, manual and battery op tyre pumps, pantie liners, tights , water, yellow football , backpack, reading books, SAT NAV, pens , writing paper , cd's and other assorted 'essentials'

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

those little slipperette driving shoes.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dunno, it's basically full of mud, festival passes and site maps in varying states of wear from assorted gigs this summer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pay and display slips everywhere, jelly belly airfreshners everywhere, tic tacs everywhere,

aux leads, phone leads, duc tape, cable ties and a large blanket Not sure what that says about me?

Peach x

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

It says that I have a mobile phone that keeps running out of battery

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Prepared for comfort in all weathers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It looks very much like we been fishing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I am empty and need something inside me

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

In the front an assortment of old parking vouchers & Haribo packets.

In the back, Dumbells, kettlebells, TRX system, skipping ropes, resistance bands.

Paddle board, life jacket,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I don't think my car is terribly important, that I can't be bothered cleaning it and that I have a lot more shopping bags than a single man needs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

full and needs a service

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

That it's my on site office and delivery vehicle by the state of it at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not my car...

It's my dogs mobile home

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

That I'm very well hydrated ( water bottle graveyard)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I plan for failures, and like music when I drive.

Spares box, fluids box, tools, and a bunch of tune filled USB sticks.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Messy secret eater

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham


"Messy secret eater"

Me too... plus loads of CDs, some empty shopping bags, a bag full of work bumph, two bags of fabric in the boot, an artificial picket fence and an empty screen wash container that I keep meaning to put in the bin!

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

it tells me that I am filthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shades. Nail files. Nail varnish. Chewing gum. Reading glasses. Small change. Wipes. Tissues.

All in the glove box and console box thingy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it tells me that I am filthy "

Me too

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Oil... My car needs a lot of oil

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By *otchillicoupleCouple
over a year ago

all over

That I like haribos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that i eat pork pies..

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

That I'm a scruffy cow who likes diet and protein bars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My car spotless.just had it valeted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's squeaky clean, as an offset to my filthy mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always clean, washed every week. Aftershave in the glove box, never know when I'll need it. Bottle of water and phone charger. Boot contents are very boring. A file with some paper work in, few tools for if I end up shop fitting, work gloves, work knife, hi vis, pens. I'm rather boring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think might say i have an OCD for cleanliness

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By *arnsleycouple7683Couple
over a year ago

Barnsley


"The contents of may car suggest I've got kids who don't like putting things in the bin"

100% this

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By *r on the EdgeMan
over a year ago

accrington

I have lots of toys in mine........no really I do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be that I'm vacant, mine is literally empty of any personal belongings, had it over a week and still not allowed to drive!

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

Blacked out windows, false number plates, a list of local banks and a crowbar in the boot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I've had the car for nine years,from new,very low mileage,I don't drive it much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

two severed heads and a jar of out of date marmite...

I dont have a car...but using someone elses

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Mines just full of kids toys and blankets...

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is full of empty water bottles, crisp packets, trainers, boxing gloves, a tennis racket, packets of tissues, 2 pairs of sunglasses, gloves, receipts , polos, a coat, cds, oil, and phone leads.

Weirdly, my house is very tidy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I like tieing people up

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"interesting to see what the contents might say about you? I have whips in mine!"

Saw that Faulty towers episode...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Mines says either I own a lot of tools or the owners a tool. Which ever I carry a lot of shit around with me

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I get about a bit, due to the parking tickets in the cars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines full of rubbish so it probably says I'm messy and lazy. Yep. That's me.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

The new au pair parked it in one. Def the most suspect thing thats been in the car for ages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi vis , hard hat , saftey boots , working at heights kit . my dads router , 2 litres of water , booster seat and a emergency packet of fruit gums.

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

I'm pleased I'm not the only one with a (slightly) messy car! Spend far too long traveling places that I'm exhausted to sort it all out straight away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a problem with caffeinated beverages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I have messy kids, an unhealthy CD habit and with the electric pump that I have a slow puncture.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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That's my boot. Plus..... a huge car cover, a metallic survival blankie, manual and battery op tyre pumps, pantie liners, tights , water, yellow football , backpack, reading books, SAT NAV, pens , writing paper , cd's and other assorted 'essentials' "

What's that granny....you carry piss in the car?

Oh bugger I've just seen the comma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a problem with caffeinated beverages "

my buckfast has a problem with people who cant take caffeinated beverages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I had one it would have said nothing, as I didn't leave anything in my car. My husband's car, however, was a mess.

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By *anda82Woman
over a year ago

Runcorn

That I really like music- far too many CD's..

That I have a serious energy drink habit (even if it is the sugar free type)

And I'm very fond of teddies!

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By *ugzyMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Got unused jonnys in glove box (not getting eny ahah )

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

That I have kids, don't put stuff in the bin and that I'm full of good intentions about dropping a bag full of stuff off at the charity shop.

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

That I've been very thirsty and will be again. If I have to stop I'll be nice and comfortable. I collect things

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By *igger101ukMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Eek

I have more than one car (all oldies but goodies)

In which I appear to have components and items belonging to one of the others.

Just not sure what that says.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pay and display slips everywhere, jelly belly airfreshners everywhere, tic tacs everywhere,

aux leads, phone leads, duc tape, cable ties and a large blanket Not sure what that says about me?

Peach x"

prepared for anything?

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I don't no as i don't drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottles of unfinished water, my work pass, aux lead, sub and amp, 2 coats, a pound token for a trolley, and some air freshener - at best it says I like my music loud, and am a lazy bitch who has a weeks worth of water I need to bin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a set of golf clubs.. dry socks, a stihl petrol cutter and a 6 pack of mineral water.. and 2 packs of apple sour chewits.

Mr

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

I have a spotty purple umbrella, a Star Wars shopping bag and an emergency sugar kit. So not alot really

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