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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I post three different items and person below has to say what he or she would do using those three items in one sentence.

Example: bra, car, condom

I drove my car to buy a condom just wearing my bra.

So who's up for the challenge? Here's the first three words...

Sex, kinky, tease.

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley


"I post three different items and person below has to say what he or she would do using those three items in one sentence.

Example: bra, car, condom

I drove my car to buy a condom just wearing my bra.

So who's up for the challenge? Here's the first three words...

Sex, kinky, tease."

Whilst partaking in kinky sex I could not help but give the nipples a tease.

Breast, cock, stretch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/09/17 15:11:28]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I post three different items and person below has to say what he or she would do using those three items in one sentence.

Example: bra, car, condom

I drove my car to buy a condom just wearing my bra.

So who's up for the challenge? Here's the first three words...

Sex, kinky, tease.

Whilst partaking in kinky sex I could not help but give the nipples a tease.

Breast, cock, stretch"

While sucking her breast, she stretched my cock..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gum, thong, car

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Whilst partaking in kinky sex I could not help but give the nipples a tease.

Breast, cock, stretch

He played with my breast I played with his cock it was at full stretch.

Lube, basque, thong

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

Whilst eating a breast of chicken I realised it was a cock and not a hen,tasted ok but was a bit of a stretch.

Leg,curve wet

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Leg,curve wet

He touched my leg made me wet his cock had a curve

Truck, driver, lay-by

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex


"Whilst eating a breast of chicken I realised it was a cock and not a hen,tasted ok but was a bit of a stretch.

Leg,curve wet"

I lifted my curved leg and he viewed my wet noonie.

Lick, eat, diced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick, eat,diced

Took the carrot out from her pussy and licked before I diced and eat it.

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Truck, driver, lay-by

I was in a truck with the driver having hot sex in a layby

Neat tight arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I post three different items and person below has to say what he or she would do using those three items in one sentence.

Example: bra, car, condom

I drove my car to buy a condom just wearing my bra.

So who's up for the challenge? Here's the first three words...

Sex, kinky, tease."

Best thing about my Ex-Wife was our when I teased her sooo slowly to orgasm whilst tied up on a chair as she listened to every detail of how exactly i had sex with the kinky girl she had wanted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neat, tight, arse,

My arse is neat but not tight..

Finger, tube, condom

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I'll use my finger, lube and a man with a condom on

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Big, hard, suck

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"Neat, tight, arse,

My arse is neat but not tight..

Finger, tube, condom"

He took the condom out of the tube while continuing to finger me

If it's a typo he slipped on a condom, rubbed some lube on my tight as and slipped a finger in

Moan yes gush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moan, yes, gush

I heard a lady moan and then huge screaming 'yes' and I later found my flat mate gushing with cum on shower.

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man
over a year ago

woodhall spa

I heard somond moaning and as i approached i saw her gush

Ticket trousers kippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a raffle. Ticket in my pocke, i won £10 worth iof kippers.

I sit it on the shelf. Undress and step into tbe shower.

Beg, cabbage, olive oil

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

She had a concert ticket she found in his trousers she hit him with a kipper

Skirt burger beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She had a concert ticket she found in his trousers she hit him with a kipper

Skirt burger beer"

so skint I sold my body to her for the price of a burger and a beer

Sex virgin doggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex, virgin, doggy

I forgot to buy lube, so used virgin oil when I had doggy sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mobile, police, bra

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex


"Mobile, police, bra"

Mobile went where the sun don't shine, head stuck in bra all in the police car.

Olive, torch, tongue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Olive, torch, tongue

I like kinky play, so I torched from candle, massaged her with olive oil and gave her a nice tongue fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobs, nickers, computer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boobs, nickers, computer"
her boobs hit the computer keyboard as she reached inside her knickers to play with herself

Buttplug,honey,Jeremy kyle

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex


"Boobs, nickers, computerher boobs hit the computer keyboard as she reached inside her knickers to play with herself

Buttplug,honey,Jeremy kyle"

Oh Jeremy honey bend over, in coming buttplug babe !!

Shoe, finger, cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boobs, nickers, computerher boobs hit the computer keyboard as she reached inside her knickers to play with herself

Buttplug,honey,Jeremy kyle

Oh Jeremy honey bend over, in coming buttplug babe !!

Shoe, finger, cock "

she says if the shoe fits I'll suck your cock while u finger my arse ,mmm promises promises

Blackpool bondage nuns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nuns from Blackpool said they like to play some bondage fun with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football, pussy, train

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Football, pussy, train"
just for _inxy777 I switched of the football and went at her pussy like a train on steroids bringing her to a sticky conclusion

Treacle whips lesbian

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex


"Football, pussy, trainjust for _inxy777 I switched of the football and went at her pussy like a train on steroids bringing her to a sticky conclusion

Treacle whips lesbian"

My lesbian friend covered me in treacle, mmm and after she had licked me clean she showed me her whips.

Sausage, toast, breast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Football, pussy, trainjust for _inxy777 I switched of the football and went at her pussy like a train on steroids bringing her to a sticky conclusion

Treacle whips lesbian

My lesbian friend covered me in treacle, mmm and after she had licked me clean she showed me her whips.

Sausage, toast, breast "

I then slid between the two ladies and pushed in my sausage and said I feel like a toast sarnie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lettuce lick carrot

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex


"Lettuce lick carrot"

Mm she licked the carrot from her pussy and wrapped my breast in lettuce

Beer, cock,hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lettuce lick carrot

Mm she licked the carrot from her pussy and wrapped my breast in lettuce

Beer, cock,hair "

minxy said I need a beer to wash down the taste of cock while removing a public hair from here teeth

Breast mayonnaise countdown

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man
over a year ago

woodhall spa


"Lettuce lick carrot

Mm she licked the carrot from her pussy and wrapped my breast in lettuce

Beer, cock,hair "

I was having a beer when i saw a cock in my friends hair

Atomic physics apple

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex


"Lettuce lick carrot

Mm she licked the carrot from her pussy and wrapped my breast in lettuce

Beer, cock,hair minxy said I need a beer to wash down the taste of cock while removing a public hair from here teeth

Breast mayonnaise countdown"

countdown, oh she has till the clock stops at 0 to lick the mayannosie from my breasts.

Carpet, pussy, cauli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lettuce lick carrot

Mm she licked the carrot from her pussy and wrapped my breast in lettuce

Beer, cock,hair minxy said I need a beer to wash down the taste of cock while removing a public hair from here teeth

Breast mayonnaise countdown countdown, oh she has till the clock stops at 0 to lick the mayannosie from my breasts.

Carpet, pussy, cauli

"

I licked her pussy while she made stains on the carpet and my spunk was cauliflower coloured

Penguin mars skittles

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex


"Lettuce lick carrot

Mm she licked the carrot from her pussy and wrapped my breast in lettuce

Beer, cock,hair minxy said I need a beer to wash down the taste of cock while removing a public hair from here teeth

Breast mayonnaise countdown countdown, oh she has till the clock stops at 0 to lick the mayannosie from my breasts.

Carpet, pussy, cauli

I licked her pussy while she made stains on the carpet and my spunk was cauliflower coloured

Penguin mars skittles"

She inserted the mars, mmm I ate the penguin as for the skittles that's telling.

Cup, oil, arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lettuce lick carrot

Mm she licked the carrot from her pussy and wrapped my breast in lettuce

Beer, cock,hair minxy said I need a beer to wash down the taste of cock while removing a public hair from here teeth

Breast mayonnaise countdown countdown, oh she has till the clock stops at 0 to lick the mayannosie from my breasts.

Carpet, pussy, cauli

I licked her pussy while she made stains on the carpet and my spunk was cauliflower coloured

Penguin mars skittles

She inserted the mars, mmm I ate the penguin as for the skittles that's telling.

Cup, oil, arse "

I took the cup of oil and massages her arsehole so I could slide things in easier

Cucumber milkman camera

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex


"Lettuce lick carrot

Mm she licked the carrot from her pussy and wrapped my breast in lettuce

Beer, cock,hair minxy said I need a beer to wash down the taste of cock while removing a public hair from here teeth

Breast mayonnaise countdown countdown, oh she has till the clock stops at 0 to lick the mayannosie from my breasts.

Carpet, pussy, cauli

I licked her pussy while she made stains on the carpet and my spunk was cauliflower coloured

Penguin mars skittles

She inserted the mars, mmm I ate the penguin as for the skittles that's telling.

Cup, oil, arse I took the cup of oil and massages her arsehole so I could slide things in easier

Cucumber milkman camera"

Ooh!! the milkman said as he walked in as Inserted the cucumber, here u go can u use my camera to take a pic.

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Coconut, banana, milk

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man
over a year ago

woodhall spa

I was carrying a coconut when i slipped on a banana while drinking some milk

Bread police ant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bread police ant

Police told me that the stole bread was found at the nearby ant's home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Train, porn, chicken

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By *otchillicoupleCouple
over a year ago

all over


"Train, porn, chicken"

I was on the train back to Cornwall reading porn whilst eating a chicken sandwich.

Field chocolate wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Field chocolate wine

My perfect date would be, me and my lady love sitting alone in a field and having a chocolate and white wine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red, chips, thunder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Red, chips, thunder"
i said to red forget your chips then I'll fuck u and your moans will be drowned out by the thunder

Dumptruck glistening helmet

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man
over a year ago

woodhall spa


"Red, chips, thunderi said to red forget your chips then I'll fuck u and your moans will be drowned out by the thunder

Dumptruck glistening helmet"

I was driving my dimptruck while wearing my glistening helmet

Moon pocket elephant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a cold moon lit night I walked to a party, dipped my hand in my pocket-to keep it warm-and found the plastic elephant I lost from my miniatures zoo collection.

Light bulb, cheese, Christmas.

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"Light bulb, cheese, Christmas.

"

I used the light bulb to melt some cheese onto a guys balls last christmas.

pie, stilts, anorak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pie, stilts, anorak.

I can balance the pie on a stilts and I can remove my anorak same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men, frog, boobs

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"Men, frog, boobs"

a frog with boobs went for a walk along the canal and some men wolf whistled at him.

cravat, shoe, easter egg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men, frog, boobs

a frog with boobs went for a walk along the canal and some men wolf whistled at him.

cravat, shoe, easter egg."

A cravat-wearing chap wandered along with one shoe missing in search of an Easter egg

Sofa, chocolate, tyre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sofa, chocolate, tyre

I eat lot of chocolate sitting on sofa and now I got a belly I a shape of truck tyre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk, rubber, wall

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage


"Milk, rubber, wall"

Obviously dressed in rubber tied to a wall and drenched in milk awaiting someone to have their way with me

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

Strap on, rope and squirting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Strap on, rope and squirting"

I like to see a women on strap on, making another women squirting who's tied with a rope to a bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Passport, nickers, soup

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Passport, nickers, soup"
. I stuffed my passport in my knickers to prevent me dropping it in my soup Mrs blue eyes

Maltesers, fire, cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His foreskin was so large, he could fire Malteses from his cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Netflix, tambourine, buddha

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Netflix, tambourine, buddha "
. I wanted to watch Netflix and chill with Buddha but all he wanted to do was play with his tambourine Mrs blue eyes

Lamp, chips, pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lamp, chips, pussy

It is good to watch pussy under the light from night lamp and eat some chips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pumpkin, cycle, gun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going for a cycle, pumpkin, please load my gun!"

Bath, saucepan, leaf

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I'm in the bath, had to fill it with a saucepan, take a leaf out of my book, call a plumber!

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Saint sinner nun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in the bath, had to fill it with a saucepan, take a leaf out of my book, call a plumber!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saint sinner nun"

I once knew a Nun who was an absolute Saint, she came across Fab and couldn't resist becoming a Sinner x

Knickers, Passion, Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have passion for collecting kinky nickers.

Cola, shoe, boobs

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I poured cola over my boobs and put on my new high heeled shoes.

(Hi honey I'm hooomee haha)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I poured cola over my boobs and put on my new high heeled shoes.

(Hi honey I'm hooomee haha)"

Ok where is the three words?

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"I poured cola over my boobs and put on my new high heeled shoes.

(Hi honey I'm hooomee haha)

Ok where is the three words?"

Sauce smear sex

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Forgot

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I want to meet a Mcdonalds worker who'll smear the special sauce over me before we have sex.

Radiator, glasses, finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I turned on the radiator, removed the glasses and started to finger her pussy.

Thick, skirt, wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I turned on the radiator, removed the glasses and started to finger her pussy.

Thick, skirt, wine"

Man was thick so lifted my skirt and got pissed on wine .

Bra cock stockings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I turned on the radiator, removed the glasses and started to finger her pussy.

Thick, skirt, wine"

I drank the wine lifted my skirt for his thick cock ...

Horn, boobs, unicorn

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I have the horn, boobs and am a unicorn.

Tease cock yes

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Denzel Washington asked me to tease his cock. I said yes

Porn sock water

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By *ndonmaleMan
over a year ago

Preston

Whilst watching porn I put a sock soaked in water over my cock to make it feel more realistic.

Wank, chicken, finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whilst watching porn I put a sock soaked in water over my cock to make it feel more realistic.

Wank, chicken, finger"

I only went into KFC for some finger licking chicken and ended up having a wank

Pineapple woodenspoon dildo

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I fucked with the dildo after making pineapple cake used the woodenspoon to mix it.

Hot flash wank

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By *ndonmaleMan
over a year ago

Preston


"I fucked with the dildo after making pineapple cake used the woodenspoon to mix it.

Hot flash wank"

I gave the hot lady next door a flash whilst she had a wank in her conservatory.

Salami, egg, spunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fucked with the dildo after making pineapple cake used the woodenspoon to mix it.

Hot flash wank

I gave the hot lady next door a flash whilst she had a wank in her conservatory.

Salami, egg, spunk"

I chopped the salami dipped it in egg and mixed it with spunk

Peanut butter caravan legs

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I smeared myself in peanut butter opened my legs in the caravan waiting..

Hot kinky fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I smeared myself in peanut butter opened my legs in the caravan waiting..

Hot kinky fun"

I like to have hot kinky fun now with my fuck buddy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold filthy coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cold filthy coffee"

I was full of cold , had a hot coffee dog came in filthy .

Coat,crop,whip

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

My hair was a crop, put my coat on and got my whip.

Cheese pig hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My hair was a crop, put my coat on and got my whip.

Cheese pig hole"

I threw a cheese over a pig, it ran into a hole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck, father, forum

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Father Andrew said go on the forum child find a fuck

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Meat hot muffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meat hot muffin"

I made a new variety of hot muffin made up with horse meat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iron, ink, item

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

The shirt was creased so I decided to get the iron out and noticed some ink on it aswell,the item was binned

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

Tree,door,jar

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Tree,door,jar"

Her went to his secrit tree house to add his new door. Now all he needed wos a jar for the windo.

Bus.. Work...virgin.

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I sang like a virgin on the bus to work

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Tools wood nail

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Tools wood nail"

I got wood and used my tool to nail a hot woman

In the words of the guy on father ted

Drink feck girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tools wood nail

I got wood and used my tool to nail a hot woman

In the words of the guy on father ted

Drink feck girls"

Girls love a fecking drink.

Coffee, cock,drop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tools wood nail

I got wood and used my tool to nail a hot woman

In the words of the guy on father ted

Drink feck girls

Girls love a fecking drink.

Coffee, cock,drop "

Arranged a coffee meet but end up drop my cock on her pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Club, thong, mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Club, thong, mouth"

Went to a club and lost my thong I later found it in a guys mouth

Dress ,cake ,penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Club, thong, mouth

Went to a club and lost my thong I later found it in a guys mouth

Dress ,cake ,penis "

Man dressed as penis was eating cake at the bus stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foot, hockey , donkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Foot, hockey , donkey"

The donkey cocked his foot to piss whilst playing hockey .

Fly,card ,car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Foot, hockey , donkey

The donkey cocked his foot to piss whilst playing hockey .

Fly,card ,car "

Had to fly to Scotland to buy a car and put it on my credit card

Porn doll viagra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Foot, hockey , donkey

The donkey cocked his foot to piss whilst playing hockey .

Fly,card ,car

Had to fly to Scotland to buy a car and put it on my credit card

Porn doll viagra"

My cock wouldn't go hard so watched porn took a viagra and fucked my blow up doll

Lick ,plant ,pillow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Foot, hockey , donkey

The donkey cocked his foot to piss whilst playing hockey .

Fly,card ,car

Had to fly to Scotland to buy a car and put it on my credit card

Porn doll viagra

My cock wouldn't go hard so watched porn took a viagra and fucked my blow up doll

Lick ,plant ,pillow "

I lick windows whilst watering my plant when sitting on my pillow

Rice bottle helmet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Foot, hockey , donkey

The donkey cocked his foot to piss whilst playing hockey .

Fly,card ,car

Had to fly to Scotland to buy a car and put it on my credit card

Porn doll viagra

My cock wouldn't go hard so watched porn took a viagra and fucked my blow up doll

Lick ,plant ,pillow

I lick windows whilst watering my plant when sitting on my pillow

Rice bottle helmet"

I drank a bottle of wine and had some savoury rice while I polished my helmet

Golf ,socks ,sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Foot, hockey , donkey

The donkey cocked his foot to piss whilst playing hockey .

Fly,card ,car

Had to fly to Scotland to buy a car and put it on my credit card

Porn doll viagra

My cock wouldn't go hard so watched porn took a viagra and fucked my blow up doll

Lick ,plant ,pillow

I lick windows whilst watering my plant when sitting on my pillow

Rice bottle helmet

I drank a bottle of wine and had some savoury rice while I polished my helmet

Golf ,socks ,sea "

I like to swim on sea with my socks on but I prefer playing golf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cow, club, camera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cow, club, camera "

My ex is a cow and went to camera club every week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cow, club, camera "

My wife is s right dirty cow she went to club with my camera and took penis pics

Sperm ,hot ,porridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cow, club, camera

My wife is s right dirty cow she went to club with my camera and took penis pics

Sperm ,hot ,porridge "

Honey rose is super hot and I would love to make her porridge for breakfast after feeding her my sperm

Creampie phone doughnut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cow, club, camera

My wife is s right dirty cow she went to club with my camera and took penis pics

Sperm ,hot ,porridge

Honey rose is super hot and I would love to make her porridge for breakfast after feeding her my sperm

Creampie phone doughnut"

I love a creampie while eating a doughnut while talking on the phone .

Chicken ,cock ,fairy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cow, club, camera

My wife is s right dirty cow she went to club with my camera and took penis pics

Sperm ,hot ,porridge

Honey rose is super hot and I would love to make her porridge for breakfast after feeding her my sperm

Creampie phone doughnut

I love a creampie while eating a doughnut while talking on the phone .

Chicken ,cock ,fairy "

She took her fairy costume off and her chicken fillets fell out on my cock

Sheep wellyboots Wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cow, club, camera

My wife is s right dirty cow she went to club with my camera and took penis pics

Sperm ,hot ,porridge

Honey rose is super hot and I would love to make her porridge for breakfast after feeding her my sperm

Creampie phone doughnut

I love a creampie while eating a doughnut while talking on the phone .

Chicken ,cock ,fairy

She took her fairy costume off and her chicken fillets fell out on my cock

Sheep wellyboots Wales

"

I go sheep shagging in Wales in my welly boots

Nets ,hammer ,flash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cow, club, camera

My wife is s right dirty cow she went to club with my camera and took penis pics

Sperm ,hot ,porridge

Honey rose is super hot and I would love to make her porridge for breakfast after feeding her my sperm

Creampie phone doughnut

I love a creampie while eating a doughnut while talking on the phone .

Chicken ,cock ,fairy

She took her fairy costume off and her chicken fillets fell out on my cock

Sheep wellyboots Wales

I go sheep shagging in Wales in my welly boots

Nets ,hammer ,flash "

Honey rose looks hot in fish nets giving a small flash of her amazing tits I would love to hammer the fuck out of her from behind

Dogging milk pigs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cow, club, camera

My wife is s right dirty cow she went to club with my camera and took penis pics

Sperm ,hot ,porridge

Honey rose is super hot and I would love to make her porridge for breakfast after feeding her my sperm

Creampie phone doughnut

I love a creampie while eating a doughnut while talking on the phone .

Chicken ,cock ,fairy

She took her fairy costume off and her chicken fillets fell out on my cock

Sheep wellyboots Wales

I go sheep shagging in Wales in my welly boots

Nets ,hammer ,flash

Honey rose looks hot in fish nets giving a small flash of her amazing tits I would love to hammer the fuck out of her from behind lol

Dogging milk pigs"

I go dogging and I get pigs too milk me cock

Chocolate ,balls ,head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cow, club, camera

My wife is s right dirty cow she went to club with my camera and took penis pics

Sperm ,hot ,porridge

Honey rose is super hot and I would love to make her porridge for breakfast after feeding her my sperm

Creampie phone doughnut

I love a creampie while eating a doughnut while talking on the phone .

Chicken ,cock ,fairy

She took her fairy costume off and her chicken fillets fell out on my cock

Sheep wellyboots Wales

I go sheep shagging in Wales in my welly boots

Nets ,hammer ,flash

Honey rose looks hot in fish nets giving a small flash of her amazing tits I would love to hammer the fuck out of her from behind lol

Dogging milk pigs

I go dogging and I get pigs too milk me cock

Chocolate ,balls ,head "

Suck on my chocolate salty balls and polish my purple head

Clit anal milf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cow, club, camera

My wife is s right dirty cow she went to club with my camera and took penis pics

Sperm ,hot ,porridge

Honey rose is super hot and I would love to make her porridge for breakfast after feeding her my sperm

Creampie phone doughnut

I love a creampie while eating a doughnut while talking on the phone .

Chicken ,cock ,fairy

She took her fairy costume off and her chicken fillets fell out on my cock

Sheep wellyboots Wales

I go sheep shagging in Wales in my welly boots

Nets ,hammer ,flash

Honey rose looks hot in fish nets giving a small flash of her amazing tits I would love to hammer the fuck out of her from behind lol

Dogging milk pigs

I go dogging and I get pigs too milk me cock

Chocolate ,balls ,head

Suck on my chocolate salty balls and polish my purple head

Clit anal milf"

My milf always loves anal after clit licked

Poke ,fanny ,jelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cow, club, camera

My wife is s right dirty cow she went to club with my camera and took penis pics

Sperm ,hot ,porridge

Honey rose is super hot and I would love to make her porridge for breakfast after feeding her my sperm

Creampie phone doughnut

I love a creampie while eating a doughnut while talking on the phone .

Chicken ,cock ,fairy

She took her fairy costume off and her chicken fillets fell out on my cock

Sheep wellyboots Wales

I go sheep shagging in Wales in my welly boots

Nets ,hammer ,flash

Honey rose looks hot in fish nets giving a small flash of her amazing tits I would love to hammer the fuck out of her from behind lol

Dogging milk pigs

I go dogging and I get pigs too milk me cock

Chocolate ,balls ,head

Suck on my chocolate salty balls and polish my purple head

Clit anal milf

My milf always loves anal after clit licked

Poke ,fanny ,jelly "

Can I poke your fanny and lube ur ass with ky jelly and fuck it hard

Moan dildo squirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cow, club, camera

My wife is s right dirty cow she went to club with my camera and took penis pics

Sperm ,hot ,porridge

Honey rose is super hot and I would love to make her porridge for breakfast after feeding her my sperm

Creampie phone doughnut

I love a creampie while eating a doughnut while talking on the phone .

Chicken ,cock ,fairy

She took her fairy costume off and her chicken fillets fell out on my cock

Sheep wellyboots Wales

I go sheep shagging in Wales in my welly boots

Nets ,hammer ,flash

Honey rose looks hot in fish nets giving a small flash of her amazing tits I would love to hammer the fuck out of her from behind lol

Dogging milk pigs

I go dogging and I get pigs too milk me cock

Chocolate ,balls ,head

Suck on my chocolate salty balls and polish my purple head

Clit anal milf

My milf always loves anal after clit licked

Poke ,fanny ,jelly

Can I poke your fanny and lube ur ass with ky jelly and fuck it hard

Moan dildo squirt"

I moan and always squirt when I fuck my dildos

Grass ,knees ,bra .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cow, club, camera

My wife is s right dirty cow she went to club with my camera and took penis pics

Sperm ,hot ,porridge

Honey rose is super hot and I would love to make her porridge for breakfast after feeding her my sperm

Creampie phone doughnut

I love a creampie while eating a doughnut while talking on the phone .

Chicken ,cock ,fairy

She took her fairy costume off and her chicken fillets fell out on my cock

Sheep wellyboots Wales

I go sheep shagging in Wales in my welly boots

Nets ,hammer ,flash

Honey rose looks hot in fish nets giving a small flash of her amazing tits I would love to hammer the fuck out of her from behind lol

Dogging milk pigs

I go dogging and I get pigs too milk me cock

Chocolate ,balls ,head

Suck on my chocolate salty balls and polish my purple head

Clit anal milf

My milf always loves anal after clit licked

Poke ,fanny ,jelly

Can I poke your fanny and lube ur ass with ky jelly and fuck it hard

Moan dildo squirt

I moan and always squirt when I fuck my dildos

Grass ,knees ,bra ."

I want to get you on your knees in the grass and use your bra in your as reins pulling you back on to my hard cock

Yes please foxyg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cow, club, camera

My wife is s right dirty cow she went to club with my camera and took penis pics

Sperm ,hot ,porridge

Honey rose is super hot and I would love to make her porridge for breakfast after feeding her my sperm

Creampie phone doughnut

I love a creampie while eating a doughnut while talking on the phone .

Chicken ,cock ,fairy

She took her fairy costume off and her chicken fillets fell out on my cock

Sheep wellyboots Wales

I go sheep shagging in Wales in my welly boots

Nets ,hammer ,flash

Honey rose looks hot in fish nets giving a small flash of her amazing tits I would love to hammer the fuck out of her from behind lol

Dogging milk pigs

I go dogging and I get pigs too milk me cock

Chocolate ,balls ,head

Suck on my chocolate salty balls and polish my purple head

Clit anal milf

My milf always loves anal after clit licked

Poke ,fanny ,jelly

Can I poke your fanny and lube ur ass with ky jelly and fuck it hard

Moan dildo squirt

I moan and always squirt when I fuck my dildos

Grass ,knees ,bra .

I want to get you on your knees in the grass and use your bra in your as reins pulling you back on to my hard cock

Yes please foxyg"

Yes please gag me foxyg

Flog, Whip ,lipstick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cow, club, camera

My wife is s right dirty cow she went to club with my camera and took penis pics

Sperm ,hot ,porridge

Honey rose is super hot and I would love to make her porridge for breakfast after feeding her my sperm

Creampie phone doughnut

I love a creampie while eating a doughnut while talking on the phone .

Chicken ,cock ,fairy

She took her fairy costume off and her chicken fillets fell out on my cock

Sheep wellyboots Wales

I go sheep shagging in Wales in my welly boots

Nets ,hammer ,flash

Honey rose looks hot in fish nets giving a small flash of her amazing tits I would love to hammer the fuck out of her from behind lol

Dogging milk pigs

I go dogging and I get pigs too milk me cock

Chocolate ,balls ,head

Suck on my chocolate salty balls and polish my purple head

Clit anal milf

My milf always loves anal after clit licked

Poke ,fanny ,jelly

Can I poke your fanny and lube ur ass with ky jelly and fuck it hard

Moan dildo squirt

I moan and always squirt when I fuck my dildos

Grass ,knees ,bra .

I want to get you on your knees in the grass and use your bra in your as reins pulling you back on to my hard cock

Yes please foxyg

Yes please gag me foxyg

Flog, Whip ,lipstick "

Would you like me to whip you and flog you whilst you play with you clit with your lipstick viberator

Face fanny cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cow, club, camera

My wife is s right dirty cow she went to club with my camera and took penis pics

Sperm ,hot ,porridge

Honey rose is super hot and I would love to make her porridge for breakfast after feeding her my sperm

Creampie phone doughnut

I love a creampie while eating a doughnut while talking on the phone .

Chicken ,cock ,fairy

She took her fairy costume off and her chicken fillets fell out on my cock

Sheep wellyboots Wales

I go sheep shagging in Wales in my welly boots

Nets ,hammer ,flash

Honey rose looks hot in fish nets giving a small flash of her amazing tits I would love to hammer the fuck out of her from behind lol

Dogging milk pigs

I go dogging and I get pigs too milk me cock

Chocolate ,balls ,head

Suck on my chocolate salty balls and polish my purple head

Clit anal milf

My milf always loves anal after clit licked

Poke ,fanny ,jelly

Can I poke your fanny and lube ur ass with ky jelly and fuck it hard

Moan dildo squirt

I moan and always squirt when I fuck my dildos

Grass ,knees ,bra .

I want to get you on your knees in the grass and use your bra in your as reins pulling you back on to my hard cock

Yes please foxyg

Yes please gag me foxyg

Flog, Whip ,lipstick

Would you like me to whip you and flog you whilst you play with you clit with your lipstick viberator

Face fanny cock"

Face fuck me then put your cock in my fanny .

Chain ,dungeon ,candy floss

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

We'd like to chain you up in our dungeon and slowly lick candy floss of you.

Bra, tongue, feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny couldn't face plucking the cock so I had to do it.

Earlobe belly-button toe

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Went to the dungeon in a club, a chain was used to tie me men covered me in candyfloss and licked it off

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Crisps dildo play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cow, club, camera

My wife is s right dirty cow she went to club with my camera and took penis pics

Sperm ,hot ,porridge

Honey rose is super hot and I would love to make her porridge for breakfast after feeding her my sperm

Creampie phone doughnut

I love a creampie while eating a doughnut while talking on the phone .

Chicken ,cock ,fairy

She took her fairy costume off and her chicken fillets fell out on my cock

Sheep wellyboots Wales

I go sheep shagging in Wales in my welly boots

Nets ,hammer ,flash

Honey rose looks hot in fish nets giving a small flash of her amazing tits I would love to hammer the fuck out of her from behind lol

Dogging milk pigs

I go dogging and I get pigs too milk me cock

Chocolate ,balls ,head

Suck on my chocolate salty balls and polish my purple head

Clit anal milf

My milf always loves anal after clit licked

Poke ,fanny ,jelly

Can I poke your fanny and lube ur ass with ky jelly and fuck it hard

Moan dildo squirt

I moan and always squirt when I fuck my dildos

Grass ,knees ,bra .

I want to get you on your knees in the grass and use your bra in your as reins pulling you back on to my hard cock

Yes please foxyg

Yes please gag me foxyg

Flog, Whip ,lipstick

Would you like me to whip you and flog you whilst you play with you clit with your lipstick viberator

Face fanny cock

Face fuck me then put your cock in my fanny .

Chain ,dungeon ,candy floss "

I want to chain you up in a dungeon and tickle you all over with candy floss

Phonenumber wet gush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cow, club, camera

My wife is s right dirty cow she went to club with my camera and took penis pics

Sperm ,hot ,porridge

Honey rose is super hot and I would love to make her porridge for breakfast after feeding her my sperm

Creampie phone doughnut

I love a creampie while eating a doughnut while talking on the phone .

Chicken ,cock ,fairy

She took her fairy costume off and her chicken fillets fell out on my cock

Sheep wellyboots Wales

I go sheep shagging in Wales in my welly boots

Nets ,hammer ,flash

Honey rose looks hot in fish nets giving a small flash of her amazing tits I would love to hammer the fuck out of her from behind lol

Dogging milk pigs

I go dogging and I get pigs too milk me cock

Chocolate ,balls ,head

Suck on my chocolate salty balls and polish my purple head

Clit anal milf

My milf always loves anal after clit licked

Poke ,fanny ,jelly

Can I poke your fanny and lube ur ass with ky jelly and fuck it hard

Moan dildo squirt

I moan and always squirt when I fuck my dildos

Grass ,knees ,bra .

I want to get you on your knees in the grass and use your bra in your as reins pulling you back on to my hard cock

Yes please foxyg

Yes please gag me foxyg

Flog, Whip ,lipstick

Would you like me to whip you and flog you whilst you play with you clit with your lipstick viberator

Face fanny cock

Face fuck me then put your cock in my fanny .

Chain ,dungeon ,candy floss

I want to chain you up in a dungeon and tickle you all over with candy floss

Phonenumber wet gush"

I got his phone number and had phone sex I got that wet I gushed

Curtain ,crunchy, cock

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Cow, club, camera

My wife is s right dirty cow she went to club with my camera and took penis pics

Sperm ,hot ,porridge

Honey rose is super hot and I would love to make her porridge for breakfast after feeding her my sperm

Creampie phone doughnut

I love a creampie while eating a doughnut while talking on the phone .

Chicken ,cock ,fairy

She took her fairy costume off and her chicken fillets fell out on my cock

Sheep wellyboots Wales

I go sheep shagging in Wales in my welly boots

Nets ,hammer ,flash

Honey rose looks hot in fish nets giving a small flash of her amazing tits I would love to hammer the fuck out of her from behind lol

Dogging milk pigs

I go dogging and I get pigs too milk me cock

Chocolate ,balls ,head

Suck on my chocolate salty balls and polish my purple head

Clit anal milf

My milf always loves anal after clit licked

Poke ,fanny ,jelly

Can I poke your fanny and lube ur ass with ky jelly and fuck it hard

Moan dildo squirt

I moan and always squirt when I fuck my dildos

Grass ,knees ,bra .

I want to get you on your knees in the grass and use your bra in your as reins pulling you back on to my hard cock

Yes please foxyg

Yes please gag me foxyg

Flog, Whip ,lipstick

Would you like me to whip you and flog you whilst you play with you clit with your lipstick viberator

Face fanny cock

Face fuck me then put your cock in my fanny .

Chain ,dungeon ,candy floss

I want to chain you up in a dungeon and tickle you all over with candy floss

Phonenumber wet gush"

you can have my phone number I'll make you wet and gush

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Message hot cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cow, club, camera

My wife is s right dirty cow she went to club with my camera and took penis pics

Sperm ,hot ,porridge

Honey rose is super hot and I would love to make her porridge for breakfast after feeding her my sperm

Creampie phone doughnut

I love a creampie while eating a doughnut while talking on the phone .

Chicken ,cock ,fairy

She took her fairy costume off and her chicken fillets fell out on my cock

Sheep wellyboots Wales

I go sheep shagging in Wales in my welly boots

Nets ,hammer ,flash

Honey rose looks hot in fish nets giving a small flash of her amazing tits I would love to hammer the fuck out of her from behind lol

Dogging milk pigs

I go dogging and I get pigs too milk me cock

Chocolate ,balls ,head

Suck on my chocolate salty balls and polish my purple head

Clit anal milf

My milf always loves anal after clit licked

Poke ,fanny ,jelly

Can I poke your fanny and lube ur ass with ky jelly and fuck it hard

Moan dildo squirt

I moan and always squirt when I fuck my dildos

Grass ,knees ,bra .

I want to get you on your knees in the grass and use your bra in your as reins pulling you back on to my hard cock

Yes please foxyg

Yes please gag me foxyg

Flog, Whip ,lipstick

Would you like me to whip you and flog you whilst you play with you clit with your lipstick viberator

Face fanny cock

Face fuck me then put your cock in my fanny .

Chain ,dungeon ,candy floss

I want to chain you up in a dungeon and tickle you all over with candy floss

Phonenumber wet gushyou can have my phone number I'll make you wet and gush"

Yes please

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over a year ago


"Cow, club, camera

My wife is s right dirty cow she went to club with my camera and took penis pics

Sperm ,hot ,porridge

Honey rose is super hot and I would love to make her porridge for breakfast after feeding her my sperm

Creampie phone doughnut

I love a creampie while eating a doughnut while talking on the phone .

Chicken ,cock ,fairy

She took her fairy costume off and her chicken fillets fell out on my cock

Sheep wellyboots Wales

I go sheep shagging in Wales in my welly boots

Nets ,hammer ,flash

Honey rose looks hot in fish nets giving a small flash of her amazing tits I would love to hammer the fuck out of her from behind lol

Dogging milk pigs

I go dogging and I get pigs too milk me cock

Chocolate ,balls ,head

Suck on my chocolate salty balls and polish my purple head

Clit anal milf

My milf always loves anal after clit licked

Poke ,fanny ,jelly

Can I poke your fanny and lube ur ass with ky jelly and fuck it hard

Moan dildo squirt

I moan and always squirt when I fuck my dildos

Grass ,knees ,bra .

I want to get you on your knees in the grass and use your bra in your as reins pulling you back on to my hard cock

Yes please foxyg

Yes please gag me foxyg

Flog, Whip ,lipstick

Would you like me to whip you and flog you whilst you play with you clit with your lipstick viberator

Face fanny cock

Face fuck me then put your cock in my fanny .

Chain ,dungeon ,candy floss

I want to chain you up in a dungeon and tickle you all over with candy floss

Phonenumber wet gushyou can have my phone number I'll make you wet and gush

Yes please "

Lol your naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message hot cock"

Message me hot pics and get my cock hard

Dirty little tart

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester

Dirty little tart done a fart whist I licked her pussy !

Sorry tart fart popped in my head

Horny pink glitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message hot cock

Message me hot pics and get my cock hard

Dirty little tart"

I went to bakers and bought a little tart and i dropped it and it got dirty so gave it too my sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message hot cock

Message me hot pics and get my cock hard

Dirty little tart

I went to bakers and bought a little tart and i dropped it and it got dirty so gave it too my sister "

.

Shoe ,horn ,rope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dirty little tart done a fart whist I licked her pussy !

Sorry tart fart popped in my head

Horny pink glitter "

Being covered in pink glitter made me horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message hot cock

Message me hot pics and get my cock hard

Dirty little tart

I went to bakers and bought a little tart and i dropped it and it got dirty so gave it too my sister .

Shoe ,horn ,rope "

Once upon a time when out dogging I heard someone blowing their horn went to run away tripped over a rope and lost a shoe

Banana cucumber marrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message hot cock

Message me hot pics and get my cock hard

Dirty little tart

I went to bakers and bought a little tart and i dropped it and it got dirty so gave it too my sister .

Shoe ,horn ,rope

Once upon a time when out dogging I heard someone blowing their horn went to run away tripped over a rope and lost a shoe

Banana cucumber marrow"

I was alone and horny and couldn't find my dildo, so went to fridge and fucked myself with cucumber and marrow while I deep throat banana

Kick ,flange ,gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message hot cock

Message me hot pics and get my cock hard

Dirty little tart

I went to bakers and bought a little tart and i dropped it and it got dirty so gave it too my sister .

Shoe ,horn ,rope

Once upon a time when out dogging I heard someone blowing their horn went to run away tripped over a rope and lost a shoe

Banana cucumber marrow

I was alone and horny and couldn't find my dildo, so went to fridge and fucked myself with cucumber and marrow while I deep throat banana

Kick ,flange ,gin "

Went out this afternoon for a kick around went to the pub had a gin and tonic on way home there was a lady sitting in the bus stop playing with her flange

You me room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message hot cock

Message me hot pics and get my cock hard

Dirty little tart

I went to bakers and bought a little tart and i dropped it and it got dirty so gave it too my sister .

Shoe ,horn ,rope

Once upon a time when out dogging I heard someone blowing their horn went to run away tripped over a rope and lost a shoe

Banana cucumber marrow

I was alone and horny and couldn't find my dildo, so went to fridge and fucked myself with cucumber and marrow while I deep throat banana

Kick ,flange ,gin

Went out this afternoon for a kick around went to the pub had a gin and tonic on way home there was a lady sitting in the bus stop playing with her flange

You me room"

Hey get me a room yes you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message hot cock

Message me hot pics and get my cock hard

Dirty little tart

I went to bakers and bought a little tart and i dropped it and it got dirty so gave it too my sister .

Shoe ,horn ,rope

Once upon a time when out dogging I heard someone blowing their horn went to run away tripped over a rope and lost a shoe

Banana cucumber marrow

I was alone and horny and couldn't find my dildo, so went to fridge and fucked myself with cucumber and marrow while I deep throat banana

Kick ,flange ,gin

Went out this afternoon for a kick around went to the pub had a gin and tonic on way home there was a lady sitting in the bus stop playing with her flange

You me room

Hey get me a room yes you "

Penis ,balloon ,thong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message hot cock

Message me hot pics and get my cock hard

Dirty little tart

I went to bakers and bought a little tart and i dropped it and it got dirty so gave it too my sister .

Shoe ,horn ,rope

Once upon a time when out dogging I heard someone blowing their horn went to run away tripped over a rope and lost a shoe

Banana cucumber marrow

I was alone and horny and couldn't find my dildo, so went to fridge and fucked myself with cucumber and marrow while I deep throat banana

Kick ,flange ,gin

Went out this afternoon for a kick around went to the pub had a gin and tonic on way home there was a lady sitting in the bus stop playing with her flange

You me room

Hey get me a room yes you "

Lets go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message hot cock

Message me hot pics and get my cock hard

Dirty little tart

I went to bakers and bought a little tart and i dropped it and it got dirty so gave it too my sister .

Shoe ,horn ,rope

Once upon a time when out dogging I heard someone blowing their horn went to run away tripped over a rope and lost a shoe

Banana cucumber marrow

I was alone and horny and couldn't find my dildo, so went to fridge and fucked myself with cucumber and marrow while I deep throat banana

Kick ,flange ,gin

Went out this afternoon for a kick around went to the pub had a gin and tonic on way home there was a lady sitting in the bus stop playing with her flange

You me room

Hey get me a room yes you

Lets go "

My penis in your thong with a balloon on for a condom

Bearback cuckold slut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message hot cock

Message me hot pics and get my cock hard

Dirty little tart

I went to bakers and bought a little tart and i dropped it and it got dirty so gave it too my sister .

Shoe ,horn ,rope

Once upon a time when out dogging I heard someone blowing their horn went to run away tripped over a rope and lost a shoe

Banana cucumber marrow

I was alone and horny and couldn't find my dildo, so went to fridge and fucked myself with cucumber and marrow while I deep throat banana

Kick ,flange ,gin

Went out this afternoon for a kick around went to the pub had a gin and tonic on way home there was a lady sitting in the bus stop playing with her flange

You me room

Hey get me a room yes you

Lets go

My penis in your thong with a balloon on for a condom

Bearback cuckold slut

"

I had a ride on s bear back while a slut from a cuckold couple watched .Lol

Tuna ,porridge ,cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Tuna ,porridge ,cock"

I was opening the tuna can with my hands, so I used my cock to stir my porridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rum, mum, gum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"rum, mum, gum"

You drank your rum as you saw your mum chewing gum

Plant ,monkey ,island

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"rum, mum, gum

You drank your rum as you saw your mum chewing gum

Plant ,monkey ,island "

you me on our own private island with tame monkeys weighing on us and looking after the plant

Spunk pussy blindfold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"rum, mum, gum

You drank your rum as you saw your mum chewing gum

Plant ,monkey ,island

you me on our own private island with tame monkeys weighing on us and looking after the plant

Spunk pussy blindfold"

I blindfold her and took her to woods and made her to spread her pussy and I spunk on her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rat, mat, hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"rat, mat, hat"

The rat sat on the mat wearing a hat

Chicken, green, building

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Chicken, green, building "

I have a building full of chickens which eat only greens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cam, dam, ham

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man
over a year ago

woodhall spa


"cam, dam, ham"

I was filming a dam with my cam while eating ham

Fish toes heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cam, dam, ham

I was filming a dam with my cam while eating ham

Fish toes heaven"

My fish grew toes so it had to go to heaven

Spam, rug, moustache

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Lying on my rug lookin at spam mail and there's a guy with a moustache on my screen

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Hot cold wet

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