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By *entileschi OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

Keep getting hit in the face by massive cobwebs when I go down the garden. Anyone else dread spider season?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live in a flats, all spiders I see is odd daddy long legs

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

It sure is here! Every chuffing day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No spiders here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it make you look like a ninja when you walk into one?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Does it make you look like a ninja when you walk into one? "

. They always end up in my mouth dammit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it's a really heavy Web, that cracks as you walk through it wondering what the hell it was. Then, spiders in the hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's been a lot of big ones in the house lately. Need conkers.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"There's been a lot of big ones in the house lately. Need conkers. "

They have 8 legs, so they would more than likely beat you at a game of conkers

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By *entileschi OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"I live in a flats, all spiders I see is odd daddy long legs "

That's why there are so many spiders. They dine on Daddy Long Legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I live in a flats, all spiders I see is odd daddy long legs

That's why there are so many spiders. They dine on Daddy Long Legs."

Usage of the name refers to both the Cranefly and the Harvestman spider. Confusing i know.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Central

Keep spaces outside of your doorways as clear as possible, which will help deter them from getting inside your home.

Plenty of big ones here that are ripe for squeezing inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They love bluebottles and greenbottles.. I spy with my little eye something beginging with F its a little fly I spy... It won,t be long before the big Garden cross spider appears in the garage.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I swear they get bigger every year. One in the corner of my bathroom last night was the size of my hand!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

conkers? What? Are they afraid or something?

Don't ever buy the plugin spider/insect repellants, absolutely useless! I found a spider casualing crawling over mine about 2 weeks after I bought it!

I found a monster running about my house last night, was too big to even climb the wall. I got the hoover for it and it was hanging on for dear life at the end of the nozzle, had to whack it off the ground a few times to shake its grip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kill them with fire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kill them with fire."

Meanie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keep getting hit in the face by massive cobwebs when I go down the garden. Anyone else dread spider season?"

I hate spider season. I'm currently being held hostage by a massive spider on my stairs even the dog took one look at it and ran away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kill them with fire.

Meanie."

The phrase you're looking for is "vicious, sadistic, misanthropic cunt".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kill them with fire.

Meanie.

The phrase you're looking for is "vicious, sadistic, misanthropic cunt"."

Or misunderstood friend who catches the real nasties like flies and aphids. Show a couple of huge ones in the poly tunnel today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kill them with fire.

Meanie.

The phrase you're looking for is "vicious, sadistic, misanthropic cunt".

Or misunderstood friend who catches the real nasties like flies and aphids. Show a couple of huge ones in the poly tunnel today! "

I was referring to myself, not the spiders.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Not seen any more spiders than usual tbh - but I think I might be getting cobwebs on my vagina!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen a few daddy long legs in the house. Big un's are the females. Smaller ones are the males looking first for love and second to not be lunch.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I quite like spiders. Although I wasn't really a fan of the fat, shiny false widow that scuttled across my duvet last week. My daugter is now looking for "swidows" every night

Daddy long legs however, I'm not keen. But since the departure of the adult male in the household, I have to remain calm, catch them and release when inwardly I want to screech like a banshee because the dipshits will fly in to your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kill them with fire.

Meanie.

The phrase you're looking for is "vicious, sadistic, misanthropic cunt".

Or misunderstood friend who catches the real nasties like flies and aphids. Show a couple of huge ones in the poly tunnel today!

I was referring to myself, not the spiders."

Oops, sorry, that'll teach me to just read thread title and not all the posts!

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By *entileschi OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"conkers? What? Are they afraid or something?

Don't ever buy the plugin spider/insect repellants, absolutely useless! I found a spider casualing crawling over mine about 2 weeks after I bought it!

I found a monster running about my house last night, was too big to even climb the wall. I got the hoover for it and it was hanging on for dear life at the end of the nozzle, had to whack it off the ground a few times to shake its grip"

I catch them in my hand and throw them out of the window. Perhaps I should become a professional spider catcher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I catch them in my hand and throw them out of the window. Perhaps I should become a professional spider catcher. "

we could go into business together!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiders are afraid of conkers, place one or two by each window or door and spiders won't come in the house.

I think it has to do with smell, but am too tired to google it. If you do, can you post the reason in this thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spiders are afraid of conkers, place one or two by each window or door and spiders won't come in the house.

I think it has to do with smell, but am too tired to google it. If you do, can you post the reason in this thread?"

Google says it's not true.

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By *on and TammyCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Step daughter had me up for half an hour in the early hours this morning after an admittedly pretty big one crawled over her foot. She was hyperventilating the poor girl. Had to turn the bleedin' lounge upside down trying to get. Got it and found another 2 whilst searching

Mr

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