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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the best opening line?

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

FAF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Faf?

With a cock pic obvs

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's faf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way – in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only."

Charles Dickens, A Tale Of Two Cities.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Come here and suck my penis bitch

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Faf?

With a cock pic obvs

Peach x "

Oh, I don't have a cock pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How you doin

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

"Would you be so kind as to let me insert my penis in your vagina? Ta very much"

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Hey Valerie, I wanna put my winky in your kitchen sinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over the years I've had said to me (in no particular order)

Drop 'em, blossom

Knickers aside for a 9 inch ride

Come and sit on my lap and see what pops up

You look like you need my cock

... I'll let you guess how many worked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Over the years I've had said to me (in no particular order)

Drop 'em, blossom

Knickers aside for a 9 inch ride

Come and sit on my lap and see what pops up

You look like you need my cock

... I'll let you guess how many worked

Absolutely zero?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Over the years I've had said to me (in no particular order)

Drop 'em, blossom

Knickers aside for a 9 inch ride

Come and sit on my lap and see what pops up

You look like you need my cock

... I'll let you guess how many worked

Absolutely zero?? Lol"

Correct

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By *r on the EdgeMan
over a year ago

accrington

"Come here and suck my penis bitch "

Never used that one, now I know where I've been going wrong!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I need my big throbbing cock sucked, seems to be very popular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer Zapp Brannigan's Book Of Pickup Lines.

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just sent 'can I suck your cock' and it seemed to have a positive response

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"I just sent 'can I suck your cock' and it seemed to have a positive response

Lucky cock

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Will you drain my balls seems popular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come here and suck my penis bitch "

That must be where we are going wrong. We best throw niceties out of the window lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just sent 'can I suck your cock' and it seemed to have a positive response

Well women can send that but a guy sends "suck my cock" they get brutal responses lol

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

This ..., CONGRATULATIONS : you have won a HOLIDAY !! ......in the Caribbean island of Cuba. The best bit wait for it..... you get to GO with me ?

Please reply now to receive your prize

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just sent 'can I suck your cock' and it seemed to have a positive response

Well women can send that but a guy sends "suck my cock" they get brutal responses lol"

Yeah if you ask to suck my cock I wouldn't be happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just sent 'can I suck your cock' and it seemed to have a positive response

Lucky cock

Maybe see you at Cupids sometime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This ..., CONGRATULATIONS : you have won a HOLIDAY !! ......in the Caribbean island of Cuba. The best bit wait for it..... you get to GO with me ?

Please reply now to receive your prize

Now imagine how many women he sent that to - if they all replied, you could bankrupt him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just sent 'can I suck your cock' and it seemed to have a positive response

Well women can send that but a guy sends "suck my cock" they get brutal responses lol

Yeah if you ask to suck my cock I wouldn't be happy

So how come it's double standards lol

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

"This ..., CONGRATULATIONS : you have won a HOLIDAY !! ......in the Caribbean island of Cuba. The best bit wait for it..... you get to GO with me ?

Please reply now to receive your prize

Now imagine how many women he sent that to - if they all replied, you could bankrupt him

Hes not on site any more

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

It was the day my grandmother exploded.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just sent 'can I suck your cock' and it seemed to have a positive response

Well women can send that but a guy sends "suck my cock" they get brutal responses lol

Yeah if you ask to suck my cock I wouldn't be happy

So how come it's double standards lol"

Because I have a vagina

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just sent 'can I suck your cock' and it seemed to have a positive response

Well women can send that but a guy sends "suck my cock" they get brutal responses lol

Yeah if you ask to suck my cock I wouldn't be happy

So how come it's double standards lol

Because I have a vagina

Haha yeah you do, come here you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Faf?

With a cock pic obvs

Peach x

Oh, I don't have a cock pic

Wanna borrow Fuzz's for a bit? I'm sure he won't mind, it's quite photogenic

Peach x

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"I just sent 'can I suck your cock' and it seemed to have a positive response

Lucky cock

Maybe see you at Cupids sometime

That would be lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Over the years I've had said to me (in no particular order)

Drop 'em, blossom

Knickers aside for a 9 inch ride

Come and sit on my lap and see what pops up

You look like you need my cock

... I'll let you guess how many worked

The first two would raise a smile, before deleting

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

Just had a message why are your pictures different

isnt it obvious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just had a message why are your pictures different

isnt it obvious "

What?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Faf?

With a cock pic obvs

Peach x

Oh, I don't have a cock pic

Wanna borrow Fuzz's for a bit? I'm sure he won't mind, it's quite photogenic

Peach x"

Nom nom!

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Congratulation you've caught my attention

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

All my pictures are recent and I have the negatives to prove it....

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