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"For example anyone been t'tip today? Answers in the thread please in a broad Yorkshire accent. " I'm getting a spray tan | |||
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"For example anyone been t'tip today? Answers in the thread please in a broad Yorkshire accent. " Father and son bonding weekend in Manchester | |||
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"Scratched my bollix even though they weren't itchy " With one arm over your head scratching your bonce too? | |||
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"Scratched my bollix even though they weren't itchy With one arm over your head scratching your bonce too?" I thought I could feel someone watching ..... | |||
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"Shown compassion for a cat that visits morning, noon and night. It lives a few doors down and spends most of it's time in my garden. I've put a shelter for it in my greenhouse as the nights can be chilly this time of the year." That is so lovely.... | |||
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"Pee'd standing up. I'm yet to see a woman do that successfully." Have you seen t'Full Monty film lad? | |||
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"Pee'd standing up. I'm yet to see a woman do that successfully." Have you not seen full monty and capture a massive spider and set it free | |||
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"Pee'd standing up. I'm yet to see a woman do that successfully." Hello! | |||
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"I broke up a fight." lol they start early in brisol | |||
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"I broke up a fight. lol they start early in brisol " (it was cat fisticuffs but that doesn't sound as manly) | |||
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"I broke up a fight. lol they start early in brisol (it was cat fisticuffs but that doesn't sound as manly)" But the thought was there and cats claws hurt, you were brave | |||
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"Just got me a spider out of tut shower.. Yorkshire accent acceptable? " Aye lad/lass.... | |||
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"Scratched my bollix even though they weren't itchy " Did you let out a loud belch while you did that? | |||
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"Pee'd standing up. I'm yet to see a woman do that successfully. Have you seen t'Full Monty film lad? " Watching blokes stripping doesn't wet ma whistle | |||
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"Pee'd standing up. I'm yet to see a woman do that successfully. Hello! " Ey up flower | |||
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"I broke up a fight. lol they start early in brisol (it was cat fisticuffs but that doesn't sound as manly)" That is as manly as they come. Nothing yet! | |||
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"Rolled over and farted " Not even that, too lazy to roll over. Oh wait... I have been lazy so that counts! | |||
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"Pee'd standing up. I'm yet to see a woman do that successfully. Have you seen t'Full Monty film lad? Watching blokes stripping doesn't wet ma whistle " There is a lass who pees standing up in t'Full Monty. Ey up lad us lasses can do owt! Sometimes better than t'lads can! | |||
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"Put my shirt and tie on for work, got to work, give orders at staff just coz I can coz I'm the boss man. Then lifted some heavy shit! Walk around the shop swaggering 'bout. Scratch my balls when I went in t'office. " If you were my boss I would not put up with that behaviour young man | |||
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"Put my shirt and tie on for work, got to work, give orders at staff just coz I can coz I'm the boss man. Then lifted some heavy shit! Walk around the shop swaggering 'bout. Scratch my balls when I went in t'office. If you were my boss I would not put up with that behaviour young man " Come into the office | |||
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"Pee'd standing up. I'm yet to see a woman do that successfully. Have you seen t'Full Monty film lad? Watching blokes stripping doesn't wet ma whistle There is a lass who pees standing up in t'Full Monty. Ey up lad us lasses can do owt! Sometimes better than t'lads can! " Still t'see for ma'sen. Aye tha knows thes them that's good. | |||
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"And my staff all say I'm nice " Yes I've read how nice you are to your staff esp when locking up...!! | |||
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"And my staff all say I'm nice Yes I've read how nice you are to your staff esp when locking up...!! " Haha, that was a long time ago. Bet you wish it was you! | |||
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"Pee'd standing up. I'm yet to see a woman do that successfully." Have you been introduced to the she wee | |||
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"Brought all the shopping in in one trip ??" How many bags? | |||
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"Pee'd standing up. I'm yet to see a woman do that successfully. Have you been introduced to the she wee" The what? | |||
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"Told a porkie pie on the 'most feminine thing' thread and did a fart/cough combo Peach x" Tut tut | |||
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"And my staff all say I'm nice Yes I've read how nice you are to your staff esp when locking up...!! Haha, that was a long time ago. Bet you wish it was you! " lol I have to get home to Mohammed so no | |||
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"And my staff all say I'm nice Yes I've read how nice you are to your staff esp when locking up...!! Haha, that was a long time ago. Bet you wish it was you! lol I have to get home to Mohammed so no " | |||
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"I've bin t'tip " Did you manage to put t'items in t'containers wi no help though? | |||
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"I've bin t'tip Did you manage to put t'items in t'containers wi no help though? " Aye | |||
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"Cut grass in t rain. " And you are.......still alive? | |||
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"For example anyone been t'tip today? Answers in the thread please in a broad Yorkshire accent. " Fitted some new door handles to the new doors I recently fitted also sharpened all of my chisels. | |||
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"Ars bin t'beach petal and wressl'd Dinosaurs... That yorkist enuff fer tha OP " Aye lad... | |||
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"Has hair extensions and they are killing me! " Wrap a towel round your head before you lie down | |||
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"Watching t'darts. Me too " Forgot the darts was on watching now tho | |||
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"I had to fight and kill a wild bear, bare handed then made fire to cook it. Once we were well fed, roughly fucked my wife on the new bearskin rug to multiple orgasms in my cave." Now there is a manly man hahaha | |||
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"Held the door open for a lady, then checked her arse out after she walked through " That's pervy not manly | |||
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"Held the door open for a lady, then checked her arse out after she walked through That's pervy not manly " Haha. | |||
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"Held the door open for a lady, then checked her arse out after she walked through That's pervy not manly " Not if it is done in the normal 'wow, that woman has a lovely arse' manner. As opposed to just staring and perving. | |||
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"Held the door open for a lady, then checked her arse out after she walked through That's pervy not manly Not if it is done in the normal 'wow, that woman has a lovely arse' manner. As opposed to just staring and perving." I beg to differ! It's plain old perving.... | |||
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"Brought all the shopping in in one trip ?? How many bags? " 5 | |||
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"Ran th'egg in dead hard, lass !" I can't fathom this. | |||
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"Ran th'egg in dead hard, lass ! I can't fathom this. " no clue | |||
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"Ran th'egg in dead hard, lass ! I can't fathom this. no clue " Something about running an egg in, even me, a Yorkshire lass cannot fathom it out. | |||
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"Ran th'egg in dead hard, lass ! I can't fathom this. no clue Something about running an egg in, even me, a Yorkshire lass cannot fathom it out." Maybe an egg and spoon race haha. Oh and get your message filters off for me | |||
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"burping all day (sorry hangover...), doing fuck all, sending out messages asking for meets " Burping is a feminine thing! | |||
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"Ran th'egg in dead hard, lass ! I can't fathom this. no clue Something about running an egg in, even me, a Yorkshire lass cannot fathom it out." Not of rugby league heritage then | |||
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"Got up early, worked on th' farm, went down t'rec and played a match of Rugby, Got fed, had beer......" Why do I kinda want to sniff you and lick your skin now? | |||
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"burping all day (sorry hangover...), doing fuck all, sending out messages asking for meets Burping is a feminine thing!" not the way I do it... Windows are shaking and my neigbours know I am home | |||
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"burping all day (sorry hangover...), doing fuck all, sending out messages asking for meets Burping is a feminine thing! not the way I do it... Windows are shaking and my neigbours know I am home " Ha! My usually find out when the brazzers heart beat intro starts | |||
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"Pulled over and changed a woman's tyre after I saw her on the side of the road. Pay it forward and all that. " Changed a tyre ....wow amazed you had the right size and carry one around with you | |||
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