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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you tear a hole in a net, it has less holes then it originally had

The more food you eat, the less you have

Anything more that 62 miles away from me, is further away from me than space

Greenhouses are really just elaborate sand castles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One day, without ever realising it, your mother picked you up, put you down and never picked you up again

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"One day, without ever realising it, your mother picked you up, put you down and never picked you up again"

She always hated me anyway

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

that space thing is interesting.

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex


"One day, without ever realising it, your mother picked you up, put you down and never picked you up again"

That's so sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One day, without ever realising it, your mother picked you up, put you down and never picked you up again

She always hated me anyway "

Yep so did mine, lucky for me I've a wife who doesn't, warts and all....hang about...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too busy belting out power ballads and winning fake arguments to be thought provoking

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By *uietlyBohemianCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

The aim of golf is to play the least amount of golf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One day, without ever realising it, your mother picked you up, put you down and never picked you up again"

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

All I seem to think about in the shower, is did I Just shampoo my hair ... or pick up the conditioner by mistake ... it is a daily dilema

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All I seem to think about in the shower, is did I Just shampoo my hair ... or pick up the conditioner by mistake ... it is a daily dilema "

If you can't remember if you washed your hair or not, just pinch some between your fingers and run your fingers down, if it squeaks, you just washed it

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"The aim of golf is to play the least amount of golf."

Thats just messed with my head.

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"All I seem to think about in the shower, is did I Just shampoo my hair ... or pick up the conditioner by mistake ... it is a daily dilema

If you can't remember if you washed your hair or not, just pinch some between your fingers and run your fingers down, if it squeaks, you just washed it "

Thank you Mr Cake, now I might be able to contemplate more interesting facts in the shower.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"If you tear a hole in a net, it has less holes then it originally had

The more food you eat, the less you have

Anything more that 62 miles away from me, is further away from me than space

Greenhouses are really just elaborate sand castles "

That's kinda deep bro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only way to know if a fuse has worked is when it fails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don’t have children, you’d be the first person in your direct ancestry to do so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On Saturn at Jupiter it rains diamonds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The aim of golf is to play the least amount of golf."

I achieve playing the least amount of golf by not playing golf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thing your looking for will always be in the last place you look because once you've found it you stop looking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All I seem to think about in the shower, is did I Just shampoo my hair ... or pick up the conditioner by mistake ... it is a daily dilema

If you can't remember if you washed your hair or not, just pinch some between your fingers and run your fingers down, if it squeaks, you just washed it

Thank you Mr Cake, now I might be able to contemplate more interesting facts in the shower. "

Always here to help

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own


"Too busy belting out power ballads and winning fake arguments to be thought provoking "

This. I convince myself I'm like Adele

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Too busy belting out power ballads and winning fake arguments to be thought provoking

This. I convince myself I'm like Adele "
hello

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

A leg has a bottom at the top.

You can't get half a hole

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