FabSwingers.com forum: Break the ice

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So the idea is to come up with a line for the person above to help break the ice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a flash light in your pocket or are you happy to see me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shout FAT PENGUIN that should break the ice

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By *hocolate_HeavenMan
over a year ago

Birmingham and Dubai

One I heard while on Ireland was...Is that a shillelagh in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"So the idea is to come up with a line for the person above to help break the ice. "

You are the most welcome sight I have seen today

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm a zombie. Can I eat you out?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I'm a zombie. Can I eat you out?"

Do you need hand with those suspender straps?

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By *hocolate_HeavenMan
over a year ago

Birmingham and Dubai

"I'm a zombie. Can I eat you out?"

Love it!

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should we rearrange the alphabet so we can put u and I together

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I hope you have a sowing machine because I'm gonna tear that ass up

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that ass is calling me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My friend over there really wants your number so that she knows where to get a hold of me in the morning

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Anyone got any De-icer ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've lost my number can I borrow yours

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

There are 8 planets in the universe, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There are 8 planets in the universe, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't have a library card but do you mind if I check you out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a mirror? Cause I can see myself inside you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you sleep on your stomach? If not can I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you sleep on your stomach? If not can I?"

Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you sleep on your stomach? If not can I?

Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle"

Are you free tonight or will it cost me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chubby penguins.... they always break the ice !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you sleep on your stomach? If not can I?

Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle

Are you free tonight or will it cost me ?"

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you sleep on your stomach? If not can I?

Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle

Are you free tonight or will it cost me ?

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass

Nice package, let me unwrap that for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you sleep on your stomach? If not can I?

Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle

Are you free tonight or will it cost me ?

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass

Nice package, let me unwrap that for you

You remind me of my little toe. because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Poached, scrambled or fertilised?

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