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"We continue For the record, Pink brought us back round to poop "I was nowhere to be seen. | |||
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"We continue For the record, Pink brought us back round to poop
I was nowhere to be seen. "haha makes a change  | |||
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"We continue For the record, Pink brought us back round to poop
I was nowhere to be seen.
haha makes a change "I know. I've been attempting to be a grown up! | |||
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"We continue For the record, Pink brought us back round to poop
I was nowhere to be seen.
haha makes a change
I know. I've been attempting to be a grown up!"Being a grown up is shit.  | |||
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"We continue For the record, Pink brought us back round to poop
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haha makes a change
I know. I've been attempting to be a grown up!" dont try too hard - i try not to be ........ quite often | |||
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"We continue For the record, Pink brought us back round to poop
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haha makes a change
I know. I've been attempting to be a grown up!
Being a grown up is shit. "It is. I'm not a fan. I may go back to being a brat and talking toilet adventures. | |||
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"We continue For the record, Pink brought us back round to poop
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haha makes a change
I know. I've been attempting to be a grown up!
Being a grown up is shit. "Oh I don't know being a grown up this weekend I think I'm going to enjoy | |||
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"We continue For the record, Pink brought us back round to poop
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haha makes a change
I know. I've been attempting to be a grown up!
Being a grown up is shit.
It is. I'm not a fan. I may go back to being a brat and talking toilet adventures. "Every time I use the poop emojis on kik I think of you | |||
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"We continue For the record, Pink brought us back round to poop
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haha makes a change
I know. I've been attempting to be a grown up!
Being a grown up is shit.
It is. I'm not a fan. I may go back to being a brat and talking toilet adventures. "If being a grown up is option one, I'd gladly go for number 2. | |||
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"We continue For the record, Pink brought us back round to poop
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haha makes a change
I know. I've been attempting to be a grown up!
Being a grown up is shit.
It is. I'm not a fan. I may go back to being a brat and talking toilet adventures.
Every time I use the poop emojis on kik I think of you "I'm so proud | |||
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Being a grown up is shit.
It is. I'm not a fan. I may go back to being a brat and talking toilet adventures.
Every time I use the poop emojis on kik I think of you "there is a game /toy /something i walked past in b & m s the other day - that had poo emoji doodars in - i looked - looked again and went  | |||
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haha makes a change
I know. I've been attempting to be a grown up!
Being a grown up is shit.
It is. I'm not a fan. I may go back to being a brat and talking toilet adventures.
If being a grown up is option one, I'd gladly go for number 2. "I love a satisfying number 2 | |||
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"We continue For the record, Pink brought us back round to poop
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haha makes a change
I know. I've been attempting to be a grown up!
Being a grown up is shit.
It is. I'm not a fan. I may go back to being a brat and talking toilet adventures.
Every time I use the poop emojis on kik I think of you
there is a game /toy /something i walked past in b & m s the other day - that had poo emoji doodars in - i looked - looked again and went "Oh Nanna I adore you. | |||
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"We continue For the record, Pink brought us back round to poop
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haha makes a change
I know. I've been attempting to be a grown up!
Being a grown up is shit.
It is. I'm not a fan. I may go back to being a brat and talking toilet adventures.
If being a grown up is option one, I'd gladly go for number 2.
I love a satisfying number 2"Better out than in I always say. Oh no, that was Shrek. Never mind. | |||
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"We continue For the record, Pink brought us back round to poop
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haha makes a change
I know. I've been attempting to be a grown up!
Being a grown up is shit.
It is. I'm not a fan. I may go back to being a brat and talking toilet adventures.
If being a grown up is option one, I'd gladly go for number 2.
I love a satisfying number 2
Better out than in I always say.
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"Nanna farted "oi!!!!! i dont fart i belch | |||
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"Thought that was you. " I don't fart. I botty burp a cloud of mystifying eroticness | |||
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"Nanna farted
oi!!!!! i dont fart i belch "I beg to differ  | |||
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"Nanna farted
oi!!!!! i dont fart i belch
I beg to differ "dont you vom until im there - bloody kids | |||
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"Nanna farted
oi!!!!! i dont fart i belch
I beg to differ
dont you vom until im there - bloody kids "Carrot top | |||
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"Nanna farted
oi!!!!! i dont fart i belch
I beg to differ
dont you vom until im there - bloody kids
Carrot top "Ladies, ladies this is very unbecoming just stick to poop  | |||
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"Nanna farted
oi!!!!! i dont fart i belch
I beg to differ
dont you vom until im there - bloody kids
Carrot top
Ladies, ladies this is very unbecoming just stick to poop "Turtle head, sloppy ploppy. Happy? | |||
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"Nanna farted
oi!!!!! i dont fart i belch
I beg to differ
dont you vom until im there - bloody kids
Carrot top
Ladies, ladies this is very unbecoming just stick to poop
Turtle head, sloppy ploppy.
Happy? "just like a day at work for me - | |||
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"Nanna farted
oi!!!!! i dont fart i belch
I beg to differ
dont you vom until im there - bloody kids
Carrot top
Ladies, ladies this is very unbecoming just stick to poop
Turtle head, sloppy ploppy.
Happy?
just like a day at work for me - "we could chat bristol stool charts yanno | |||
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"Nanna farted
oi!!!!! i dont fart i belch
I beg to differ
dont you vom until im there - bloody kids
Carrot top
Ladies, ladies this is very unbecoming just stick to poop
Turtle head, sloppy ploppy.
Happy?
just like a day at work for me -
we could chat bristol stool charts yanno "What have I just opened | |||
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"Good afternoon all. X " Afternoooooooon | |||
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"Poop and trumpy bottoms. I can't understand why more people don't visit these threads "It wasn't even me that started it! | |||
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"Poop and trumpy bottoms. I can't understand why more people don't visit these threads
It wasn't even me that started it! "It was Swing's pussy | |||
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"Hey ho. What do you know? " My white knight is getting closer | |||
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"Poop and trumpy bottoms. I can't understand why more people don't visit these threads
It wasn't even me that started it! "Was it Pink? | |||
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"Poop and trumpy bottoms. I can't understand why more people don't visit these threads "Good lord I didn't realise it was you then that avatar threw me | |||
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"Poop and trumpy bottoms. I can't understand why more people don't visit these threads "Exactly x | |||
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"Poop and trumpy bottoms. I can't understand why more people don't visit these threads
It wasn't even me that started it!
Was it Pink? "Who me? Have you forgotten already I'm an angel | |||
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"Poop and trumpy bottoms. I can't understand why more people don't visit these threads
Good lord I didn't realise it was you then that avatar threw me "I dragged an old one out. Need something new but too lazy to do anything | |||
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"Good afternoon all. X " Good afternoon | |||
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"Poop and trumpy bottoms. I can't understand why more people don't visit these threads
It wasn't even me that started it!
Was it Pink?
Who me? Have you forgotten already I'm an angel "I think you tell me hourly so I'm not likely to forget | |||
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"Poop and trumpy bottoms. I can't understand why more people don't visit these threads
Good lord I didn't realise it was you then that avatar threw me
I dragged an old one out. Need something new but too lazy to do anything "The ones that are with and without nipple are my faves | |||
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"Poop and trumpy bottoms. I can't understand why more people don't visit these threads
It wasn't even me that started it!
Was it Pink?
Who me? Have you forgotten already I'm an angel
I think you tell me hourly so I'm not likely to forget " | |||
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"Poop and trumpy bottoms. I can't understand why more people don't visit these threads
It wasn't even me that started it!
Was it Pink?
Who me? Have you forgotten already I'm an angel
I think you tell me hourly so I'm not likely to forget "It's all a trap. Don't believe her | |||
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"Poop and trumpy bottoms. I can't understand why more people don't visit these threads
It wasn't even me that started it!
Was it Pink?
Who me? Have you forgotten already I'm an angel
I think you tell me hourly so I'm not likely to forget
It's all a trap. Don't believe her " | |||
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"Poop and trumpy bottoms. I can't understand why more people don't visit these threads
Good lord I didn't realise it was you then that avatar threw me
I dragged an old one out. Need something new but too lazy to do anything
The ones that are with and without nipple are my faves "They both have nipples there somewhere thank goodness I know which ones you mean though | |||
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"Hey ho. What do you know? My white knight is getting closer "Is that a name of a cocktail? Are you waiting at the bar? | |||
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"Hey ho. What do you know? My white knight is getting closer
Is that a name of a cocktail? Are you waiting at the bar?"You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when o met youuuuuuuu | |||
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"Hey ho. What do you know? My white knight is getting closer
Is that a name of a cocktail? Are you waiting at the bar?
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"Hello " Is it tea you're looking for? I can see it in your eye | |||
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"Hey ho. What do you know? My white knight is getting closer
Is that a name of a cocktail? Are you waiting at the bar?"It'll be a cocktail of sorts definitely  | |||
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"Hello " Good afternoon | |||
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"Hello Good afternoon "Oi oi Punky | |||
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"Oreyt. 3 more hours and I'm freeeeeeee." Me too! | |||
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"Oreyt. 3 more hours and I'm freeeeeeee. Me too! " Time to celebrate. *Party emoji* | |||
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"Oreyt. 3 more hours and I'm freeeeeeee. Me too! Time to celebrate. *Party emoji*" I shall deploy a party popper in your name | |||
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"Oreyt. 3 more hours and I'm freeeeeeee. Me too! Time to celebrate. *Party emoji* I shall deploy a hearty pooper in your name " Obsessed! | |||
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"Oreyt. 3 more hours and I'm freeeeeeee. Me too! Time to celebrate. *Party emoji* I shall deploy a hearty pooper in your name Obsessed! "Enough to sink the titanic | |||
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"Oreyt. 3 more hours and I'm freeeeeeee. Me too! Time to celebrate. *Party emoji*" Shop first for a celebratory drink! | |||
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"I'm hangry...  "May I suggest food? | |||
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"Oreyt. 3 more hours and I'm freeeeeeee. Me too! Time to celebrate. *Party emoji* I shall deploy a hearty pooper in your name Obsessed!
Enough to sink the titanic "A chocolate iceberg? | |||
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"Oreyt. 3 more hours and I'm freeeeeeee. Me too! Time to celebrate. *Party emoji* I shall deploy a hearty pooper in your name Obsessed!
Enough to sink the titanic
A chocolate iceberg? "I'm older than I look. White star liners will never know it was me. | |||
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"I can't stop eating. Just demolished half a packet of chocolate digestives I need to have a word with myself!"Sometimes it's nice to indulge in something that takes your fancy tho eh. | |||
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"Oreyt. 3 more hours and I'm freeeeeeee. Me too! Time to celebrate. *Party emoji* I shall deploy a hearty pooper in your name Obsessed!
Enough to sink the titanic
A chocolate iceberg?
I'm older than I look. White star liners will never know it was me."Toilet humour keeps you young | |||
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"I can't stop eating. Just demolished half a packet of chocolate digestives I need to have a word with myself!"I've got them hidden all over the house so where ever I am I'm always not far from a snack | |||
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"Hellooooooooooooo everyone lol x " Hello! I'm guessing your plans for the weekend involve a certain man? | |||
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"I can't stop eating. Just demolished half a packet of chocolate digestives I need to have a word with myself!"You managed to stop at half a packet?! That's some willpower you have there!! | |||
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"Oreyt. 3 more hours and I'm freeeeeeee. Me too! Time to celebrate. *Party emoji* I shall deploy a hearty pooper in your name Obsessed!
Enough to sink the titanic
A chocolate iceberg?
I'm older than I look. White star liners will never know it was me.
Toilet humour keeps you young "It does. You'd never believe if I so much as get a whiff of another's bodily functions I chuck my guts up would ya | |||
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"Hello Good afternoon
Oi oi Punky "G3orgie Porgy | |||
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"Oreyt. 3 more hours and I'm freeeeeeee. Me too! Time to celebrate. *Party emoji* I shall deploy a hearty pooper in your name Obsessed!
Enough to sink the titanic
A chocolate iceberg?
I'm older than I look. White star liners will never know it was me.
Toilet humour keeps you young
It does. You'd never believe if I so much as get a whiff of another's bodily functions I chuck my guts up would ya "This is a revelation!! | |||
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"Hellooooooooooooo everyone lol x Hello! I'm guessing your plans for the weekend involve a certain man? "Are you talking to me? Ooops no you weren't, but yes they are | |||
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"Hellooooooooooooo everyone lol x Hello! I'm guessing your plans for the weekend involve a certain man?
Are you talking to me? Ooops no you weren't, but yes they are "The piss spray is strong in this one | |||
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"Hello Good afternoon
Oi oi Punky
G3orgie Porgy "I would like it to go on the record that I did not run away when the big boys came out to play! I just saw something interesting over there that I thought was worth looking at. And jogged over. Quickly | |||
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"Hellooooooooooooo everyone lol x Hello! I'm guessing your plans for the weekend involve a certain man?
Are you talking to me? Ooops no you weren't, but yes they are
The piss spray is strong in this one "No no I don't LPP, I'm way beyond that I do a bit of LPH (lamppost hugging) | |||
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"Hello Good afternoon
Oi oi Punky
G3orgie Porgy
I would like it to go on the record that I did not run away when the big boys came out to play! I just saw something interesting over there that I thought was worth looking at. And jogged over. Quickly "Foof? | |||
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"I can't stop eating. Just demolished half a packet of chocolate digestives I need to have a word with myself!
Sometimes it's nice to indulge in something that takes your fancy tho eh. "Yes it is. I just seem to be indulging a lot recently! | |||
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"I can't stop eating. Just demolished half a packet of chocolate digestives I need to have a word with myself!
Sometimes it's nice to indulge in something that takes your fancy tho eh.
Yes it is. I just seem to be indulging a lot recently! "Oh really? In what else? | |||
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"Hellooooooooooooo everyone lol x Hello! I'm guessing your plans for the weekend involve a certain man?
Are you talking to me? Ooops no you weren't, but yes they are
The piss spray is strong in this one
No no I don't LPP, I'm way beyond that I do a bit of LPH (lamppost hugging) "Haha ok | |||
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"I can't stop eating. Just demolished half a packet of chocolate digestives I need to have a word with myself!
You managed to stop at half a packet?! That's some willpower you have there!! "Only as there was just half a packet left and they weren't even mine! I pilfered them from another department at work | |||
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"I can't stop eating. Just demolished half a packet of chocolate digestives I need to have a word with myself!
Sometimes it's nice to indulge in something that takes your fancy tho eh.
Yes it is. I just seem to be indulging a lot recently!
Oh really? In what else? "We still talking food? If so then pick and mix, kitkats, chocolate hobnobs, flapjacks and chips. That's just this week! | |||
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"I can't stop eating. Just demolished half a packet of chocolate digestives I need to have a word with myself!
Sometimes it's nice to indulge in something that takes your fancy tho eh.
Yes it is. I just seem to be indulging a lot recently!
Oh really? In what else?
We still talking food? If so then pick and mix, kitkats, chocolate hobnobs, flapjacks and chips. That's just this week!"Just as I tuck in to a healthy apple. Nice one. | |||
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"I can't stop eating. Just demolished half a packet of chocolate digestives I need to have a word with myself!
Sometimes it's nice to indulge in something that takes your fancy tho eh.
Yes it is. I just seem to be indulging a lot recently!
Oh really? In what else?
We still talking food? If so then pick and mix, kitkats, chocolate hobnobs, flapjacks and chips. That's just this week!
Just as I tuck in to a healthy apple. Nice one. "I haven't eaten yet today. I may do later if I can be bothered. | |||
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"Hello Good afternoon
Oi oi Punky
G3orgie Porgy
I would like it to go on the record that I did not run away when the big boys came out to play! I just saw something interesting over there that I thought was worth looking at. And jogged over. Quickly
Foof? "Maybe  | |||
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"I can't stop eating. Just demolished half a packet of chocolate digestives I need to have a word with myself!
Sometimes it's nice to indulge in something that takes your fancy tho eh.
Yes it is. I just seem to be indulging a lot recently!
Oh really? In what else?
We still talking food? If so then pick and mix, kitkats, chocolate hobnobs, flapjacks and chips. That's just this week!
Just as I tuck in to a healthy apple. Nice one.
I haven't eaten yet today. I may do later if I can be bothered. "Get something good down your throat woman. | |||
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"I can't stop eating. Just demolished half a packet of chocolate digestives I need to have a word with myself!
You managed to stop at half a packet?! That's some willpower you have there!!
Only as there was just half a packet left and they weren't even mine! I pilfered them from another department at work "Excellent redistribution of necessary materials there | |||
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"I can't stop eating. Just demolished half a packet of chocolate digestives I need to have a word with myself!
Sometimes it's nice to indulge in something that takes your fancy tho eh.
Yes it is. I just seem to be indulging a lot recently!
Oh really? In what else?
We still talking food? If so then pick and mix, kitkats, chocolate hobnobs, flapjacks and chips. That's just this week!
Just as I tuck in to a healthy apple. Nice one.
I haven't eaten yet today. I may do later if I can be bothered.
Get something good down your throat woman. "I have a stomach full of pity. I don't need food to sustain me. | |||
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"I can't stop eating. Just demolished half a packet of chocolate digestives I need to have a word with myself!
Sometimes it's nice to indulge in something that takes your fancy tho eh.
Yes it is. I just seem to be indulging a lot recently!
Oh really? In what else?
We still talking food? If so then pick and mix, kitkats, chocolate hobnobs, flapjacks and chips. That's just this week!
Just as I tuck in to a healthy apple. Nice one.
I haven't eaten yet today. I may do later if I can be bothered. "Oh I had some cheddars | |||
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"I can't stop eating. Just demolished half a packet of chocolate digestives I need to have a word with myself!
Sometimes it's nice to indulge in something that takes your fancy tho eh.
Yes it is. I just seem to be indulging a lot recently!
Oh really? In what else?
We still talking food? If so then pick and mix, kitkats, chocolate hobnobs, flapjacks and chips. That's just this week!
Just as I tuck in to a healthy apple. Nice one.
I haven't eaten yet today. I may do later if I can be bothered.
Oh I had some cheddars "I do quite fancy a foot long tho. | |||
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"I can't stop eating. Just demolished half a packet of chocolate digestives I need to have a word with myself!
Sometimes it's nice to indulge in something that takes your fancy tho eh.
Yes it is. I just seem to be indulging a lot recently!
Oh really? In what else?
We still talking food? If so then pick and mix, kitkats, chocolate hobnobs, flapjacks and chips. That's just this week!
Just as I tuck in to a healthy apple. Nice one.
I haven't eaten yet today. I may do later if I can be bothered.
Oh I had some cheddars
I do quite fancy a foot long tho."Settle for a few inches less? | |||
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"I can't stop eating. Just demolished half a packet of chocolate digestives I need to have a word with myself!
Sometimes it's nice to indulge in something that takes your fancy tho eh.
Yes it is. I just seem to be indulging a lot recently!
Oh really? In what else?
We still talking food? If so then pick and mix, kitkats, chocolate hobnobs, flapjacks and chips. That's just this week!
Just as I tuck in to a healthy apple. Nice one.
I haven't eaten yet today. I may do later if I can be bothered.
Oh I had some cheddars
I do quite fancy a foot long tho.
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"I can't stop eating. Just demolished half a packet of chocolate digestives I need to have a word with myself!
Sometimes it's nice to indulge in something that takes your fancy tho eh.
Yes it is. I just seem to be indulging a lot recently!
Oh really? In what else?
We still talking food? If so then pick and mix, kitkats, chocolate hobnobs, flapjacks and chips. That's just this week!" | |||
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"Morning, still in bed and full of meat. I want to be full of meat I had a proper portion I did. Can really feel it inside me. All up in your guts like?" You obviously know the feeling. | |||
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"Morning, still in bed and full of meat. I want to be full of meat I had a proper portion I did. Can really feel it inside me. All up in your guts like? You obviously know the feeling." Once or twice | |||
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I've not been there for a long time
I can't wait for sun, sea and sangria. And bread and aoli...
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I can't wait for sun, sea and sangria. And bread and aoli...
I was at a tapas restaurant last night, the food is amazing
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