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"Luckily enough... A Samurai sword & a crossbow! " ![]() | |||
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"A can of hairspray...eeek I'm fucked!! ![]() At least you'll look dam good ![]() | |||
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"Luckily enough... A Samurai sword & a crossbow! ![]() Yes! | |||
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"Sadly, it's my cat. So I'd feed it to the zombie and run like fuck ![]() A bit of pussy might chill them out a bit | |||
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"Luckily enough... A Samurai sword & a crossbow! ![]() Bows venerably... | |||
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"A can of hairspray...eeek I'm fucked!! ![]() If you had a lighter you could turn it into a flame thrower ![]() | |||
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"300 litres of mayo = 30 buckets. I will just throw mayo on the floor and watch them fall over" ![]() | |||
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"Luckily enough... A Samurai sword & a crossbow! ![]() Can we call funky's mate Mark, who is a Ninja ![]() | |||
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"300 litres of mayo = 30 buckets. I will just throw mayo on the floor and watch them fall over ![]() I work in factory where we make sandwich fillings | |||
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"My dogs are sitting on me, but I wouldn't risk their lives. It would be a cup of tea. I'm fucked." Unless I can offer them a cup while we negotiate my life. | |||
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"My dogs are sitting on me, but I wouldn't risk their lives. It would be a cup of tea. I'm fucked. Unless I can offer them a cup while we negotiate my life. " Depends how bad your brew tastes ![]() | |||
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"My dogs are sitting on me, but I wouldn't risk their lives. It would be a cup of tea. I'm fucked. Unless I can offer them a cup while we negotiate my life. " You're toast, zombies don't negotiate but maybe flash them your breasts instead ![]() | |||
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"It's a full length mirror; I'd place it in front of the zombie and, whilst they are just trying to eat themselves (I've heard zombies are too bright), I'd make my get escape." Thats actually a good idea lol | |||
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"A zombie virus is spreading like wildfire and is fast approaching your area... ... The object closest to you on your right is your only weapon .. What is it and how do you plan to use it ? " If it is a virus then there are no weapons you can use ![]() | |||
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"Knitting needles and a lot of wool...... Hmmm I suppose I could always poke them ![]() ![]() Or make them a tea cosy style hat to see if they chilled out a bit | |||
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"All really answered this ![]() Or you could just jog on and not comment, | |||
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"Knitting needles and a lot of wool...... Hmmm I suppose I could always poke them ![]() ![]() Thank god you didn't say willy warmers ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Knitting needles and a lot of wool...... Hmmm I suppose I could always poke them ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I was going to but if it's a female zombie you'd be fucked with a willy warmer, unisex hat gives you half a chance ![]() | |||
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"Knitting needles and a lot of wool...... Hmmm I suppose I could always poke them ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I could always do a unicorn hat ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Knitting needles and a lot of wool...... Hmmm I suppose I could always poke them ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Good idea it would be impossible for them to be mr angry in a unicorn hat ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Knitting needles and a lot of wool...... Hmmm I suppose I could always poke them ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That moment when you are running for your life and stop to double take a zombie with a unicorn hat and subsequently get zombiefide yourself ![]() | |||
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"Knitting needles and a lot of wool...... Hmmm I suppose I could always poke them ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() At least you'd go while laughing out loud | |||
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"My phone! I've watched enough zombie films to know that I can survive a zombie apocalypse. Rule 1: Cardio Rule 8: Get a kick ass partner. Rule 32: Enjoy the little things! " ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A lamp?! Haha I'm doomed. ![]() Turn it off and keep very very still and you might be ok | |||
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