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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

I know some people don't like protracted long farewells but I'm planning on leaving here within the next year or two, three max. So I thought I would get things rolling now as I know everyone will want to say bye.

It's been great getting to know you all, well nearly all of you. Some of you I didn't like at all, actually some of you just got on my nerves. But most of you are OK, well at least 50% anyway... ish.

I'd like to think I have changed many lives for the better but if nothing else everyone has become pocket fluff aware.

Take care, I love you x

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Why wait?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know some people don't like protracted long farewells but I'm planning on leaving here within the next year or two, three max. So I thought I would get things rolling now as I know everyone will want to say bye.

It's been great getting to know you all, well nearly all of you. Some of you I didn't like at all, actually some of you just got on my nerves. But most of you are OK, well at least 50% anyway... ish.

I'd like to think I have changed many lives for the better but if nothing else everyone has become pocket fluff aware.

Take care, I love you x"

loves ya too (meet ya last week behind the time machine)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why wait? "

haha

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Why wait? "

Screw you! Stop spoiling my fucking moment!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Funky, can you just FROFF now please

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"Why wait?

Screw you! Stop spoiling my fucking moment! "

* blows big fat raspberry *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why wait?

haha"
Lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

please forward all bum/cock(with or without dinosaurs)/torso pics to me before you sod off

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales


"please forward all bum/cock(with or without dinosaurs)/torso pics to me before you sod off "

And then you will share them with me!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"please forward all bum/cock(with or without dinosaurs)/torso pics to me before you sod off "

don't feel flattered, she only wants to follows the progress of the baby dinosaurs.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"please forward all bum/cock(with or without dinosaurs)/torso pics to me before you sod off

And then you will share them with me!!! lol "

if you ask veeeerryyyy nicely

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"please forward all bum/cock(with or without dinosaurs)/torso pics to me before you sod off "

me too I lurve your pics.... dont go

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"Why wait? "

did u mean wait why ?...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I've already downloaded them all..... I really really really love robot!!!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Ah but is he talking from the future or the past. he may have already left?

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

and can i have all your fluff before you goplease....Ta muchly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who are ya have ya been here long Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were you in Lord of the Rings? That sounded very much like Bilbo Baggins when he said, "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gonna miss you Invictus

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

it is with heavy heart,i read of your,

long,long,long,protracted departure.

were it not for your

appreciation,and understanding,of fluff.

mrs saucy and myself, would never have become aware of it's plight.to such an extent,we felt compelled to attain membership in the.

Fluff Understanding Charitable Kinship

for

Official Fluff Fanatics.

anything we can do,that will help speed your departure.please do not hesitate in asking.

we will be only to happy to comply.

yours insincerely

mr and mrs saucy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I too would like copies of the OP's pics before he departs please, thank you!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

bye !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

n it's goodnight from me. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"please forward all bum/cock(with or without dinosaurs)/torso pics to me before you sod off "
oohh i would like these too lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"n it's goodnight from me. xxx"
And it's goodnight from him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know some people don't like protracted long farewells but I'm planning on leaving here within the next year or two, three max. So I thought I would get things rolling now as I know everyone will want to say bye.

It's been great getting to know you all, well nearly all of you. Some of you I didn't like at all, actually some of you just got on my nerves. But most of you are OK, well at least 50% anyway... ish.

I'd like to think I have changed many lives for the better but if nothing else everyone has become pocket fluff aware.

Take care, I love you x"

don't be too hasty, if you rush into things on a whin you can offen do things you may later regret

Why not give it another 5 or 6 years till you get a feel for the place then decide

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

before you go can i have the time machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know some people don't like protracted long farewells but I'm planning on leaving here within the next year or two, three max. Take care, I love you x"

Yeah,,, yeah...Funkster, I remember hearing you say that next week!, and I can also remember you said it about the year after that too!!!....

Jeeez,,,,You guys with your time machines......(I will resist putting a joke here about all that "cuming" and going, cuz I ain't that predictable)!!!

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

If I'm honest this isn't how I imagined this thread going. I get the impression most people are laughing at me.

Not long now before I leave, I would expect a little more sincerity please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laughing at ya? Never

Im pissing myself xx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"If I'm honest this isn't how I imagined this thread going. I get the impression most people are laughing at me.

Not long now before I leave, I would expect a little more sincerity please."

Okay. Goodbye. Live and Prosper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ta ta take care

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bye

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

I give in. Can someone close this thread, it's absolutely ruined. Harrrrrrumph!

You wont be laughing when I'm gone... in a few years!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I give in. Can someone close this thread, it's absolutely ruined. Harrrrrrumph!

You wont be laughing when I'm gone... in a few years!"

You still here

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"I give in. Can someone close this thread, it's absolutely ruined. Harrrrrrumph!

You wont be laughing when I'm gone... in a few years!"

Im not laughing honestly (runs off sniggering)

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


" "

dont you roll those eyes at me, it only turns me on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

....and you're still here?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"

....and you're still here? "

HELP all these rolly eyes,

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

It's weird they give me a mild form of motion sickness looking at them.

Anyway screw you all! Wait til it's your leaving thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"HELP all these rolly eyes, "

Did the crowd make you slide off yer chair?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Funky pleasssseeeeeeeeeeeeee dont go, we want you to stay, i will be heart broken and will go into depression, what ever can i do to make you change your mind.

p.s if you go can i have the time machine

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"HELP all these rolly eyes,

Did the crowd make you slide off yer chair? "

slide down the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway screw you all! Wait til it's your leaving thread!"

*hijacks thread*

We are leaving now... that's right now. Not in a few years like the OP... we are talking immediately.

Leaving comments on a leaving thread is leaving me extremely horny

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"what ever can i do to make you change your mind."

Erm how open minded are you? I have some ideas.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"what ever can i do to make you change your mind.

Erm how open minded are you? I have some ideas."

my mind is open, ok enlighten me, and no i'm not dressing up as a space invader

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*The year is 2020*

Your still here and I must say your arse is ageing very well.

And this fluff that you refer to, is it bum, button or beard?

Until the next 'look at me thread' over and pout

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"what ever can i do to make you change your mind.

Erm how open minded are you? I have some ideas.

my mind is open, ok enlighten me, and no i'm not dressing up as a space invader

"

Welllll if I said a funnel, pocket fluff, glitter and lots of gloopy glue would you be interested? xxx

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"what ever can i do to make you change your mind.

Erm how open minded are you? I have some ideas.

my mind is open, ok enlighten me, and no i'm not dressing up as a space invader

Welllll if I said a funnel, pocket fluff, glitter and lots of gloopy glue would you be interested? xxx

"

ok carry on, im intriged (might regrets this lol) xx

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Welllll if I said a funnel, pocket fluff, glitter and lots of gloopy glue would you be interested? xxx

ok carry on, im intriged (might regrets this lol) xx "

It's just they are all on my desk in front of me and I have no idea what to do with them, I was hoping you could think of something 'sexy'. The obvious thing would be a hairy robot hat but I'm aware that doesn't float everyone's boat.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Welllll if I said a funnel, pocket fluff, glitter and lots of gloopy glue would you be interested? xxx

ok carry on, im intriged (might regrets this lol) xx

It's just they are all on my desk in front of me and I have no idea what to do with them, I was hoping you could think of something 'sexy'. The obvious thing would be a hairy robot hat but I'm aware that doesn't float everyone's boat."

ok roll the pocket fluff in the gloopy glue then the glitter let it harden. use the funnel as a pea shooter and the hardened glitter fluff balls as ammo to use against the space raiders

cant think of anything sexy to do with those items

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Welllll if I said a funnel, pocket fluff, glitter and lots of gloopy glue would you be interested? xxx

ok carry on, im intriged (might regrets this lol) xx

It's just they are all on my desk in front of me and I have no idea what to do with them, I was hoping you could think of something 'sexy'. The obvious thing would be a hairy robot hat but I'm aware that doesn't float everyone's boat.

ok roll the pocket fluff in the gloopy glue then the glitter let it harden. use the funnel as a pea shooter and the hardened glitter fluff balls as ammo to use against the space raiders

cant think of anything sexy to do with those items "

Phwoar! xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you love us as much as we love you so you will never go , lol xx

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Hey hey hey

I need your love

I'm down on my knees

beggin' please please

please don't go

don't you hear me baby

don't leave me now

oh no no no don't go

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Pah... I know where you live... you can't never leave!!!

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Pah... I know where you live... you can't never leave!!! "

Blah blah, Yes you do, but!

Once I win the euro millions tonight I will realise my dream of buying a flying castle and army of flying blue monkeys muhahahahaha THEN I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pah... I know where you live... you can't never leave!!!

Blah blah, Yes you do, but!

Once I win the euro millions tonight I will realise my dream of buying a flying castle and army of flying blue monkeys muhahahahaha THEN I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!"

You still here Peaches is waiting

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Pah... I know where you live... you can't never leave!!!

Blah blah, Yes you do, but!

Once I win the euro millions tonight I will realise my dream of buying a flying castle and army of flying blue monkeys muhahahahaha THEN I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!

You still here Peaches is waiting "

Ah just do the cuddling mate.

I've not quite left yet. Will be soonish though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pah... I know where you live... you can't never leave!!!

Blah blah, Yes you do, but!

Once I win the euro millions tonight I will realise my dream of buying a flying castle and army of flying blue monkeys muhahahahaha THEN I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!

You still here Peaches is waiting

Ah just do the cuddling mate.

I've not quite left yet. Will be soonish though."

Just get on with it and put us out of our misery

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Just get on with it and put us out of our misery "

I am bloody leaving!!! Sheesh!

Phase one is complete. A few more years and several hundred of these threads and it will be time, don't hurry me, I really want to milk it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just get on with it and put us out of our misery

I am bloody leaving!!! Sheesh!

Phase one is complete. A few more years and several hundred of these threads and it will be time, don't hurry me, I really want to milk it."

Noooo! I really want to milk it for you! xxx

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Just get on with it and put us out of our misery

I am bloody leaving!!! Sheesh!

Phase one is complete. A few more years and several hundred of these threads and it will be time, don't hurry me, I really want to milk it.

Noooo! I really want to milk it for you! xxx"

Oh I say!

*funky bends over and flutters his eye lids*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just tell them your not going and it will be all over , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just get on with it and put us out of our misery

I am bloody leaving!!! Sheesh!

Phase one is complete. A few more years and several hundred of these threads and it will be time, don't hurry me, I really want to milk it.

Noooo! I really want to milk it for you! xxx

Oh I say!

*funky bends over and flutters his eye lids*"

Ah you've just spoilt it now...fluttering eyes..not a good look on you xxx

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"just tell them your not going and it will be all over , lol"

Keep it to yourself Jo but this is a shameless attempt to make people look at me, I'm not really leaving Shhhhhhhhhh xxx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"just tell them your not going and it will be all over , lol

Keep it to yourself Jo but this is a shameless attempt to make people look at me, I'm not really leaving Shhhhhhhhhh xxx"

What ? We clubbed together and bought you this ( Not to be opened before 2525 )

Are blow ups perishable ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just get on with it and put us out of our misery

I am bloody leaving!!! Sheesh!

Phase one is complete. A few more years and several hundred of these threads and it will be time, don't hurry me, I really want to milk it.

Noooo! I really want to milk it for you! xxx

Oh I say!

*funky bends over and flutters his eye lids*"

First time I've heard sphincter muscle called that

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Noooo! I really want to milk it for you! xxx

Oh I say!

*funky bends over and flutters his eye lids*

First time I've heard sphincter muscle called that "

Yes I was referring to my brown eye.

Just logged in to bump this thread, bye!

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire


"

Just logged in to bump this thread, bye! "

Mwaaahahahahahaha I knew I could chase you out of town

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

You still here !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Monkey!!!! Leave and I will, I'll do it! Don't make me! I will... I...

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"

Just logged in to bump this thread, bye!

Mwaaahahahahahaha I knew I could chase you out of town "

Don't think for one minute it was you missy!

I'm merely penciling in leaving here in around 2 to 5 years because by then I will be the KING OF THE WORLD!!! and you will kneel at my feet Puss Puss, you and all of your kind!

muha

muha

muhahahahahahahahahahahaha cough hahahahahahaha ha!

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Mr Monkey!!!! Leave and I will, I'll do it! Don't make me! I will... I... "

Don't fear my child there's still time xxx

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

funky, ive had a change of heart, i really dont want you to leave, im sending you my letter of protest very shortly, it may take 2-5yrs to compose, but it will be sent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We will all be dead within the next 100 years so lets all start saying goodbye now.

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"funky, ive had a change of heart, i really dont want you to leave, im sending you my letter of protest very shortly, it may take 2-5yrs to compose, but it will be sent "

See, now I think you're just being sarcastic. I made this thread in a sincere attempt to get attention and loads and loads of chicks begging me to stay.

It's all ruined now RUINED!!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAARUMPH!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"funky, ive had a change of heart, i really dont want you to leave, im sending you my letter of protest very shortly, it may take 2-5yrs to compose, but it will be sent

See, now I think you're just being sarcastic. I made this thread in a sincere attempt to get attention and loads and loads of chicks begging me to stay.

It's all ruined now RUINED!!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAARUMPH! "

MEEEE sarcastic, i would never do that, i love you funky plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz stay

ps yes i perved the profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"funky, ive had a change of heart, i really dont want you to leave, im sending you my letter of protest very shortly, it may take 2-5yrs to compose, but it will be sent

See, now I think you're just being sarcastic. I made this thread in a sincere attempt to get attention and loads and loads of chicks begging me to stay.

It's all ruined now RUINED!!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAARUMPH! "

Funky you can't flounce with an arse like that, it needs a flowing robe or suchlike....

And WHy Are You Still Here?

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"MEEEE sarcastic, i would never do that, i love you funky plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz stay

ps yes i perved the profile "

OK I think that was definitely sincere. Thanks babe for the good wishes and the perving xxx

I just wish more chicks were like you and could confront their feelings for me and get it out in the open. It's not good holding it all in. xxx

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"MEEEE sarcastic, i would never do that, i love you funky plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz stay

ps yes i perved the profile

OK I think that was definitely sincere. Thanks babe for the good wishes and the perving xxx

I just wish more chicks were like you and could confront their feelings for me and get it out in the open. It's not good holding it all in. xxx"

its the ass, i just cant help myself, but not to worry im going for therapy soon

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Funky you can't flounce with an arse like that, it needs a flowing robe or suchlike....

And WHy Are You Still Here? "

Tutttttt!!!!

I'm leaving, it's just taking some time to get everything in order that's all.

And now it's 5.30, to the Funk Mobile I must away!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Dammit, always the best ones leave!

*gets cushion to kneel on*

Pllleeeeeezzeee don't go Funkymonkey, puleeeeeze stay!

Still here? Crap, thought that would chase you off for sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funky I have to tell you this before you leave, I have admired you from afar for a very long time, I know I should have said before, but im the the quiet shy retiring person. Now that i know you are leaving i thought i'd better say now before you go.

Please stay i need something to perv ...i mean someone to admire, plzzz stay

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"Funky I have to tell you this before you leave, I have admired you from afar for a very long time, I know I should have said before, but im the the quiet shy retiring person. Now that i know you are leaving i thought i'd better say now before you go.

Please stay i need something to perv ...i mean someone to admire, plzzz stay "

Don't encourage him ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funky I have to tell you this before you leave, I have admired you from afar for a very long time, I know I should have said before, but im the the quiet shy retiring person. Now that i know you are leaving i thought i'd better say now before you go.

Please stay i need something to perv ...i mean someone to admire, plzzz stay

Don't encourage him ffs "

its ok ive plenty of time 2 to 5 yrs

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Funky I have to tell you this before you leave, I have admired you from afar for a very long time, I know I should have said before, but im the the quiet shy retiring person. Now that i know you are leaving i thought i'd better say now before you go.

Please stay i need something to perv ...i mean someone to admire, plzzz stay

Don't encourage him ffs

its ok ive plenty of time 2 to 5 yrs "

Don't listen to frikin Frock! You stick to your guns sexy! If there were more chicks on here that were honest about their feelings for me the world would be a better place and my ego even MORE monstrously hugerererer than it is now!

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Dammit, always the best ones leave!

*gets cushion to kneel on*

Pllleeeeeezzeee don't go Funkymonkey, puleeeeeze stay!

Still here? Crap, thought that would chase you off for sure. "

Still here my sweet xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One day I am gonna bite that ass- get rid of him for sure!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"One day I am gonna bite that ass- get rid of him for sure! "

You on one cheek, me on the other

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"One day I am gonna bite that ass- get rid of him for sure!

You on one cheek, me on the other "

It's a deal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One day I am gonna bite that ass- get rid of him for sure!

You on one cheek, me on the other "

Frock off! You can have all 'the guys'! I'm gonna have my Monkey, and spank it too probably

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


" It's not good holding it all in. "

Oh, I don't know about that.... holding it ALL in can be rather good, I've found...

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Funky I have to tell you this before you leave, I have admired you from afar for a very long time, I know I should have said before, but im the the quiet shy retiring person. Now that i know you are leaving i thought i'd better say now before you go.

Please stay i need something to perv ...i mean someone to admire, plzzz stay

Don't encourage him ffs

its ok ive plenty of time 2 to 5 yrs

Don't listen to frikin Frock! You stick to your guns sexy! If there were more chicks on here that were honest about their feelings for me the world would be a better place and my ego even MORE monstrously hugerererer than it is now!"

you do realise i only want a ride in the time machine

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Dammit, always the best ones leave!

*gets cushion to kneel on*

Pllleeeeeezzeee don't go Funkymonkey, puleeeeeze stay!

Still here? Crap, thought that would chase you off for sure.

Still here my sweet xxx"

Oh well, then I guess I'm forced to come and put you off IRL

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"you do realise i only want a ride in the time machine "

You dirty little time dogger xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you do realise i only want a ride in the time machine

You dirty little time dogger xxx"

You still here

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Oh well, then I guess I'm forced to come and put you off IRL "

Is IRL short for Ireland? I quite like it, only been once. Why do you want to put me off it?

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"you do realise i only want a ride in the time machine

You dirty little time dogger xxx

You still here "

Alright already! I'm leavinggggg!!!

Shouldn't take too much longer, few years max.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Hell forgot what I was gonna say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you do realise i only want a ride in the time machine

You dirty little time dogger xxx

You still here

Alright already! I'm leavinggggg!!!

Shouldn't take too much longer, few years max."

Just so long as you remember lol

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

Boooooooooooooooooooomp!

Hi everyone, just to remind you all I'm leaving very soon.

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"Boooooooooooooooooooomp!

Hi everyone, just to remind you all I'm leaving very soon."
You mean you haven't pissed off yet Funky? shame :p :p

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Boooooooooooooooooooomp!

Hi everyone, just to remind you all I'm leaving very soon. You mean you haven't pissed off yet Funky? shame :p :p

"

No he hasn't! I'm not sure whether to be annoyed at his blatant attention seeking or enjoying the fact that him being here means we can ogle his bum and fuzzy frontal pics

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"you do realise i only want a ride in the time machine

You dirty little time dogger xxx

You still here "

I am still here waiting for the time machine, it keeps passing me by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard on INW (Intergalactic News Weekly) that Funkiest Monkiest,,,,, is presently somewhere, lost in space…….

Don’t be alarmed though,,,,, He’s not lost in time!!,,,,, just lost in space!! … Which could well explain the problems he’d be then having deciding whether or not to make his journey in the first place……

I guess life's full of those little dilemmas for cosmic time-travellers…

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I heard on INW (Intergalactic News Weekly) that Funkiest Monkiest,,,,, is presently somewhere, lost in space…….

Don’t be alarmed though,,,,, He’s not lost in time!!,,,,, just lost in space!! … Which could well explain the problems he’d be then having deciding whether or not to make his journey in the first place……

I guess life's full of those little dilemmas for cosmic time-travellers…

"

Such is life Sox old chum. Quantum quandaries are common place. Sometimes I nearly meet myself leaving I am in such a whirl. That's not the same as being up my own arse, although I am that as well.

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Boooooooooooooooooooomp!

Hi everyone, just to remind you all I'm leaving very soon. You mean you haven't pissed off yet Funky? shame :p :p

"

Listen mate you are doing yourself no favours when it's your leaving thread.

This is my special moment live with it bro!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Ah but in the future, when all men are rendered unimportant, the Funk is a shadow of his former bumalicious self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he has klingons on his starboard bow ?

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Ah but in the future, when all men are rendered unimportant, the Funk is a shadow of his former bumalicious self"

Y:Von stop kidding yourself, that is never going to happen. Just look at my ass! Jeeeez

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Maybe he has klingons on his starboard bow ? "

I'll have you know I have a high standard in personal hygiene. I bathe once a year if I need it or not.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Ah but in the future, when all men are rendered unimportant, the Funk is a shadow of his former bumalicious self

Y:Von stop kidding yourself, that is never going to happen. Just look at my ass! Jeeeez "

Darling, I'm always perv...er looking at your ass

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Maybe he has klingons on his starboard bow ?

I'll have you know I have a high standard in personal hygiene. I bathe once a year if I need it or not."

Scrape em off Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you may need this funky

http://scifix.info/klingon.php

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"you may need this funky

http://scifix.info/klingon.php

"

ghaytanHa gheb jajvam

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

ohh are you still here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"ohh are you still here "

Yes darling, nearly gone though. 1,825 days left max.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"ohh are you still here

Yes darling, nearly gone though. 1,825 days left max."

Can we start your going away party now?...what music shall we have?

"He's leaving (leaving, leaving) on that midnight train to Georgia...."

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"ohh are you still here

Yes darling, nearly gone though. 1,825 days left max.

Can we start your going away party now?...what music shall we have?

"He's leaving (leaving, leaving) on that midnight train to Georgia....""

Whilst that is an AWESOME tune I know of no ladies called Georgia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhuzjkE65f8

this one better

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Ill cum to a going away party ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ohh are you still here

Yes darling, nearly gone though. 1,825 days left max.

Can we start your going away party now?...what music shall we have?

"He's leaving (leaving, leaving) on that midnight train to Georgia....""

......also that great Bay City Rollers number......Bye Bye Baby Bye Bye.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"ohh are you still here

Yes darling, nearly gone though. 1,825 days left max.

Can we start your going away party now?...what music shall we have?

"He's leaving (leaving, leaving) on that midnight train to Georgia...."

Whilst that is an AWESOME tune I know of no ladies called Georgia."

How about GEORGE?

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"ohh are you still here

Yes darling, nearly gone though. 1,825 days left max.

Can we start your going away party now?...what music shall we have?

"He's leaving (leaving, leaving) on that midnight train to Georgia...."

Whilst that is an AWESOME tune I know of no ladies called Georgia.

How about GEORGE?"

No, no George's either. I once drilled a chick called Stevie.

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

Not long now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not long now."

you not gone yet? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not long now."

Right! That's it... I'm done with your attention seeking

I've had an idea which I think the rest of the forumites will go with.....

.....you leave when this thread closes at 175 posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Not long now."

please dont - everyday nearer is another tear in my eye and all these tears are making it difficult to see your ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not long now.

Right! That's it... I'm done with your attention seeking

I've had an idea which I think the rest of the forumites will go with.....

.....you leave when this thread closes at 175 posts "

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So anyway,,, this bloke came up-to me the other day,,, who was clearly wearing a chest wig,,,, and he says too me……... "Sox, do you know a guy called Funky Monkey?"…… I replied "nope, I cant say I do"…….. this seemed to stump the guy, who with a very puzzled look on his face stammered….. "Oh I see"!!!………. .

So quick as a flash, I quizzically asked the guy ….. "How did you know my name was Sox? and why are you looking for this geezer Funky Monkey"?……. The chest wig guy responded with a elongated "hmmmmm",, and then said,,,, I’d no need to worry how he knew my name, and he wasn’t actually looking for this Funky Monkey at all,,,,, he also said he'd only asked me the because he needed to establish what year it was!!!…… then he turned and walked away muttering stuff bout glitter and belly-button fluff!!!,,,,, and do you know what readers….. His bottom was totally naked…. OMG……

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Bump "

can i bump with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bumping along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump and grind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bump

can i bump with you "

Of course bumping away with ya!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Bump

can i bump with you

Of course bumping away with ya! "

bumpity bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bum

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Bum "

oh such a peachy bum it is

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"So anyway,,, this bloke came up-to me the other day,,, who was clearly wearing a chest wig,,,, and he says too me……... "Sox, do you know a guy called Funky Monkey?"…… I replied "nope, I cant say I do"…….. this seemed to stump the guy, who with a very puzzled look on his face stammered….. "Oh I see"!!!………. .

So quick as a flash, I quizzically asked the guy ….. "How did you know my name was Sox? and why are you looking for this geezer Funky Monkey"?……. The chest wig guy responded with a elongated "hmmmmm",, and then said,,,, I’d no need to worry how he knew my name, and he wasn’t actually looking for this Funky Monkey at all,,,,, he also said he'd only asked me the because he needed to establish what year it was!!!…… then he turned and walked away muttering stuff bout glitter and belly-button fluff!!!,,,,, and do you know what readers….. His bottom was totally naked…. OMG……

"

oooohhhh he will be cross now - its POCKET fluff he is in to - not bely button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oooohhhh he will be cross now - its POCKET fluff he is in to - not bely button"

Fluff is Fluff is it not, regardless of where it comes from?

*crosses fingers hoping the Funkster would explode with fury*

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"oooohhhh he will be cross now - its POCKET fluff he is in to - not bely button

Fluff is Fluff is it not, regardless of where it comes from?

*crosses fingers hoping the Funkster would explode with fury* "

What about bum fluff. Usually found on the face of juveniles. Is that fluff ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oooohhhh he will be cross now - its POCKET fluff he is in to - not bely button

Fluff is Fluff is it not, regardless of where it comes from?

*crosses fingers hoping the Funkster would explode with fury* "

Oh... I forgot to add: *and leaves in a hissy fit*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about bum fluff. Usually found on the face of juveniles. Is that fluff ? "

Yep, that's Fluff alright.

Fluff is a noun for anything light, soft, or fuzzy.

^^^^^^ I googled it

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

So you are fluff then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you are fluff then ?"

My brain is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

oooohhhh he will be cross now - its POCKET fluff he is in to - not bely button "

OMG... am I to take it, your suggesting that Chest-Wig-Guy, could indeed have been FuNkY mOnKeY in person...

Like maybe on one of his fantastic time travel missions,,,, OMG..... how cool would that be!.... well I say cool!....

It would have been cool, but for the handle-bar Mustachio and lamb-chop side burns he was sporting, as they did look a tad odd teamed with a cheap Hawaiian shirt he had on, unbuttoned right down to the navel..... Oh.. perhaps thats what was causing him to mutter about the belly button fluff !!!! OMG.... how cool!!

Phew I think I've got out of that one OK...yikes..... Pocket-Fluff..... frigg-frigg ----frigg!!!!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"So you are fluff then ?

My brain is "

My bum is ..... but I'll worry more when my butty is ....

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

FFS!!! Are you STILL here? It's like a bad smell that never disappears, almost like someone has sewn kippers into the curtains!!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"FFS!!! Are you STILL here? It's like a bad smell that never disappears, almost like someone has sewn kippers into the curtains!!! "

I was thinking that ...... fish and visitors hey ...

Go on Munkey .. Go......

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

I can't believe you lot. I used to consider some of the posters on here as good mates. You have all just shat all over my special moment!

Granted, I had planned my moment to span 3 years minimum and I appreciate this has irritated some.

It's almost like I take pleasure in irritating and winding people up. How perverse!

.

As for you Sox old chum, Pocket Fluff is a sentient being from another dimension sent to monitor us... from our pockets. Not to be confused with pocket lint or belly button fluff.

Oh and yes, that bad Magnum PI look alike you encountered was me. Or as I call myself in that time... Invictus!

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

I am so glad the threads shut at 175 now, otherwise it would be huge by the time you ACTUALLY left !

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

Oh and by the way 'Funky haters' I can reveal that I have received special dispensation from Admin to allow the thread to keep running.

There will be some sub editing to allow it to continue, I believe all the nasty comments are being removed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D'you mind if I set up my bacon butty and cuppa stall over there by the wall?

Only I think it might be a very lucrative site for it. Come the winter peeps will be glad of a warm butty and cuppa.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

any chance of a suckie suckie twentie dollar long time before you shoot...

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"D'you mind if I set up my bacon butty and cuppa stall over there by the wall?

Only I think it might be a very lucrative site for it. Come the winter peeps will be glad of a warm butty and cuppa. "

Don't mind at all Lainey, stick it next to Sox's tombola.

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"any chance of a suckie suckie twentie dollar long time before you shoot..."

Darling, really! Twentie dollars?

I believe I am premium meat, which could cost as much as Thirty!

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over a year ago


"any chance of a suckie suckie twentie dollar long time before you shoot...

Darling, really! Twentie dollars?

I believe I am premium meat, which could cost as much as Thirty!"

Whose paying who??

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"any chance of a suckie suckie twentie dollar long time before you shoot...

Darling, really! Twentie dollars?

I believe I am premium meat, which could cost as much as Thirty!

Whose paying who?? "

I believe he said I'm shooting.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"any chance of a suckie suckie twentie dollar long time before you shoot...

Darling, really! Twentie dollars?

I believe I am premium meat, which could cost as much as Thirty!"

ok... am I paying by the millimetre, centimetre or inch

I am a shallow sucker

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"ok... am I paying by the millimetre, centimetre or inch

I am a shallow sucker"

Which ones are longer?

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over a year ago


"ok... am I paying by the millimetre, centimetre or inch

I am a shallow sucker

Which ones are longer?"

hahah ....Inches!! all the way baby hahhah

As for a shallow sucker, the deep end is always much more fun, surely??

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over a year ago


"

Only I think it might be a very lucrative site for it. Come the winter peeps will be glad of a warm butty and cuppa.

Don't mind at all Lainey, stick it next to Sox's tombola."

Eeeeeee Monk-the-kitty…..

Its not a flippi’n Tombola….. it’s a legitimate chance for guys to try and work out whether its a male or female on the other-side of the glory-hole wall… and very good value too …..

I give 50pence to each bloke who gives it his best shot…… Tombola !!!…. the very cheek of it…….how very dare you…..tuh!!!!

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"

Only I think it might be a very lucrative site for it. Come the winter peeps will be glad of a warm butty and cuppa.

Don't mind at all Lainey, stick it next to Sox's tombola.

Eeeeeee Monk-the-kitty…..

Its not a flippi’n Tombola….. it’s a legitimate chance for guys to try and work out whether its a male or female on the other-side of the glory-hole wall… and very good value too …..

I give 50pence to each bloke who gives it his best shot…… Tombola !!!…. the very cheek of it…….how very dare you…..tuh!!!!

"

Aaaahhhh! My bad! That explains your stall's banner 'Every hole's a goal'.

I applaud your entrepreneurially perverted spirit within my thread sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope they can tell the difference between my warm butty and Sox's warm butty. I only use HP or Ketchup on mine!

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I hope they can tell the difference between my warm butty and Sox's warm butty. I only use HP or Ketchup on mine! "

lulz

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

pssst people...if you all have abig fat row on the next four posts and I shut the thread he can't start another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as if Rugby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pssst people...if you all have abig fat row on the next four posts and I shut the thread he can't start another "

You all smell

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire


"pssst people...if you all have abig fat row on the next four posts and I shut the thread he can't start another

You all smell "

you is smellier!!!

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

I think this debate will rage. Time for another thread methinks.

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