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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4429826/welsh-blokes-are-the-best-endowed-in-britain-but-east-midlands-men-deliver-the-most-satisfaction/

As you were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4429826/welsh-blokes-are-the-best-endowed-in-britain-but-east-midlands-men-deliver-the-most-satisfaction/

As you were "

If its in the sun, its got to be true

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4429826/welsh-blokes-are-the-best-endowed-in-britain-but-east-midlands-men-deliver-the-most-satisfaction/

As you were

If its in the sun, its got to be true "

Exactly my thoughts!!

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo


"https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4429826/welsh-blokes-are-the-best-endowed-in-britain-but-east-midlands-men-deliver-the-most-satisfaction/

As you were

If its in the sun, its got to be true

Exactly my thoughts!!"

Notwithstanding the fact it's that vile rag, did you stop reading the headline after 'but'?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

This may need to be put to the test.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4429826/welsh-blokes-are-the-best-endowed-in-britain-but-east-midlands-men-deliver-the-most-satisfaction/

As you were

If its in the sun, its got to be true

Exactly my thoughts!!

Notwithstanding the fact it's that vile rag, did you stop reading the headline after 'but'? "

Of course I did. Everyone knows quantity is better than quality

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This may need to be put to the test.

"

She's got the right idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This may need to be put to the test.

"

It doesn't get any better than Conisbrough honey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit paper.dont believe a word it says

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"This may need to be put to the test.

It doesn't get any better than Conisbrough honey "

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

[Removed by poster at 14/09/17 14:11:01]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I demand a recount!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"This may need to be put to the test.

She's got the right idea "

Wales vs Conisbrough.

3some. Let's finish this debate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This may need to be put to the test.

She's got the right idea

Wales vs Conisbrough.

3some. Let's finish this debate "

Let's do it! In the name of science of course

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"This may need to be put to the test.

She's got the right idea

Wales vs Conisbrough.

3some. Let's finish this debate

Let's do it! In the name of science of course "

Of course.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This may need to be put to the test.

She's got the right idea

Wales vs Conisbrough.

3some. Let's finish this debate

Let's do it! In the name of science of course

Of course. "

Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"This may need to be put to the test.

She's got the right idea

Wales vs Conisbrough.

3some. Let's finish this debate

Let's do it! In the name of science of course

Of course.

Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too "

Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow


"https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4429826/welsh-blokes-are-the-best-endowed-in-britain-but-east-midlands-men-deliver-the-most-satisfaction/

As you were "

you read The Sun?

tut

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This may need to be put to the test.

She's got the right idea

Wales vs Conisbrough.

3some. Let's finish this debate

Let's do it! In the name of science of course

Of course.

Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too

Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30 "

Sorted. Clear ya diary princess

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4429826/welsh-blokes-are-the-best-endowed-in-britain-but-east-midlands-men-deliver-the-most-satisfaction/

As you were

you read The Sun?

tut

"

I have to now they've gone all censored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't read the sun if you paid me. Why that pile of shit newspaper exists I will never know.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"This may need to be put to the test.

She's got the right idea

Wales vs Conisbrough.

3some. Let's finish this debate

Let's do it! In the name of science of course

Of course.

Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too

Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30

Sorted. Clear ya diary princess "

You're already over half an hour late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This may need to be put to the test.

She's got the right idea

Wales vs Conisbrough.

3some. Let's finish this debate

Let's do it! In the name of science of course

Of course.

Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too

Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30

Sorted. Clear ya diary princess "

Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This may need to be put to the test.

She's got the right idea

Wales vs Conisbrough.

3some. Let's finish this debate

Let's do it! In the name of science of course

Of course.

Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too

Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30

Sorted. Clear ya diary princess

Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This may need to be put to the test.

She's got the right idea

Wales vs Conisbrough.

3some. Let's finish this debate

Let's do it! In the name of science of course

Of course.

Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too

Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30

Sorted. Clear ya diary princess

You're already over half an hour late "

I had to get cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4429826/welsh-blokes-are-the-best-endowed-in-britain-but-east-midlands-men-deliver-the-most-satisfaction/

As you were "

That's odd. I read an article that stated that Welsh men were more likely to believe every bit of nonsense they read and that if a woman really wants to be shown a good time she should try a Yorkshireman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This may need to be put to the test.

She's got the right idea

Wales vs Conisbrough.

3some. Let's finish this debate

Let's do it! In the name of science of course

Of course.

Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too

Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30

Sorted. Clear ya diary princess

Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere

"

Fancee L'fook?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"This may need to be put to the test.

She's got the right idea

Wales vs Conisbrough.

3some. Let's finish this debate

Let's do it! In the name of science of course

Of course.

Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too

Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30

Sorted. Clear ya diary princess

Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere "

You know you're my number 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This may need to be put to the test.

She's got the right idea

Wales vs Conisbrough.

3some. Let's finish this debate

Let's do it! In the name of science of course

Of course.

Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too

Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30

Sorted. Clear ya diary princess

Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere

You know you're my number 1

"

Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4429826/welsh-blokes-are-the-best-endowed-in-britain-but-east-midlands-men-deliver-the-most-satisfaction/

As you were

That's odd. I read an article that stated that Welsh men were more likely to believe every bit of nonsense they read and that if a woman really wants to be shown a good time she should try a Yorkshireman. "

And the Welsh envy begins

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"This may need to be put to the test.

She's got the right idea

Wales vs Conisbrough.

3some. Let's finish this debate

Let's do it! In the name of science of course

Of course.

Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too

Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30

Sorted. Clear ya diary princess

Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere

You know you're my number 1

Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up "

It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another

Oh woe is me.

*going for a lady wank*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4429826/welsh-blokes-are-the-best-endowed-in-britain-but-east-midlands-men-deliver-the-most-satisfaction/

As you were

That's odd. I read an article that stated that Welsh men were more likely to believe every bit of nonsense they read and that if a woman really wants to be shown a good time she should try a Yorkshireman.

And the Welsh envy begins "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This may need to be put to the test.

She's got the right idea

Wales vs Conisbrough.

3some. Let's finish this debate

Let's do it! In the name of science of course

Of course.

Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too

Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30

Sorted. Clear ya diary princess

Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere

You know you're my number 1

Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up

It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another

Oh woe is me.

*going for a lady wank*

"

Meh

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4429826/welsh-blokes-are-the-best-endowed-in-britain-but-east-midlands-men-deliver-the-most-satisfaction/

As you were "

Well I can't comment on welshmen but the guys I've met in the east midlands certainly delivered on the satisfaction front.

Perhaps this article might explain somewhat why the east midlands in fab land is only slightly smaller than Asia

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We should just be conservative of the situation and just have a gang bang

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"This may need to be put to the test.

She's got the right idea

Wales vs Conisbrough.

3some. Let's finish this debate

Let's do it! In the name of science of course

Of course.

Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too

Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30

Sorted. Clear ya diary princess

Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere

You know you're my number 1

Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up

It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another

Oh woe is me.

*going for a lady wank*

Meh "

Pfffft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This may need to be put to the test.

She's got the right idea

Wales vs Conisbrough.

3some. Let's finish this debate

Let's do it! In the name of science of course

Of course.

Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too

Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30

Sorted. Clear ya diary princess

Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere

You know you're my number 1

Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up

It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another

Oh woe is me.

*going for a lady wank*

Meh

Pfffft. "

Wat evs!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Utter bollox.

I am neither Welsh or from the Midlands and I am awsome.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"This may need to be put to the test.

She's got the right idea

Wales vs Conisbrough.

3some. Let's finish this debate

Let's do it! In the name of science of course

Of course.

Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too

Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30

Sorted. Clear ya diary princess

Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere

You know you're my number 1

Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up

It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another

Oh woe is me.

*going for a lady wank*

Meh

Pfffft.

Wat evs!"

Trev

*hubba hubba hip thrust, flick hair, stomp away like baby elephant*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4429826/welsh-blokes-are-the-best-endowed-in-britain-but-east-midlands-men-deliver-the-most-satisfaction/

As you were "

Where are these satisfaction guarantors?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4429826/welsh-blokes-are-the-best-endowed-in-britain-but-east-midlands-men-deliver-the-most-satisfaction/

As you were

Where are these satisfaction guarantors?"

Hey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This may need to be put to the test.

She's got the right idea

Wales vs Conisbrough.

3some. Let's finish this debate

Let's do it! In the name of science of course

Of course.

Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too

Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30

Sorted. Clear ya diary princess

Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere

You know you're my number 1

Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up

It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another

Oh woe is me.

*going for a lady wank*

Meh

Pfffft.

Wat evs!

Trev

*hubba hubba hip thrust, flick hair, stomp away like baby elephant*"

You do this everytime we go out. You are so embarrassing!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Who conducted this research? I'm going to start my own.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who conducted this research? I'm going to start my own.

"

Cumdumppigbb apparently

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Who conducted this research? I'm going to start my own.

Cumdumppigbb apparently"

oh I'm weeping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This may need to be put to the test.

She's got the right idea

Wales vs Conisbrough.

3some. Let's finish this debate

Let's do it! In the name of science of course

Of course.

Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too

Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30

Sorted. Clear ya diary princess

Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere

You know you're my number 1

Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up

It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another

Oh woe is me.

*going for a lady wank*

Meh

Pfffft.

Wat evs!

Trev

*hubba hubba hip thrust, flick hair, stomp away like baby elephant*

You do this everytime we go out. You are so embarrassing! "

Haha, genius.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who conducted this research? I'm going to start my own.

Cumdumppigbb apparently

oh I'm weeping."

You're welcome

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"This may need to be put to the test.

She's got the right idea

Wales vs Conisbrough.

3some. Let's finish this debate

Let's do it! In the name of science of course

Of course.

Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too

Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30

Sorted. Clear ya diary princess

Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere

You know you're my number 1

Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up

It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another

Oh woe is me.

*going for a lady wank*

Meh

Pfffft.

Wat evs!

Trev

*hubba hubba hip thrust, flick hair, stomp away like baby elephant*

You do this everytime we go out. You are so embarrassing! "

Well maybe, just maybe if we could go out without you breaking into the entire Mama Mia soundtrack at the top of your voice I wouldn't need to

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Who conducted this research? I'm going to start my own.

Cumdumppigbb apparently

oh I'm weeping."

*chuckle*

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Who conducted this research? I'm going to start my own.

Cumdumppigbb apparently

oh I'm weeping.

You're welcome "

I wonder if a picnic rug in the woods will be as appealing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This may need to be put to the test.

She's got the right idea

Wales vs Conisbrough.

3some. Let's finish this debate

Let's do it! In the name of science of course

Of course.

Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too

Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30

Sorted. Clear ya diary princess

Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere

You know you're my number 1

Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up

It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another

Oh woe is me.

*going for a lady wank*

Meh

Pfffft.

Wat evs!

Trev

*hubba hubba hip thrust, flick hair, stomp away like baby elephant*

You do this everytime we go out. You are so embarrassing!

Well maybe, just maybe if we could go out without you breaking into the entire Mama Mia soundtrack at the top of your voice I wouldn't need to "

You knew what you was getting into when you signed up.

I knew you was always jealous of my SASS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This may need to be put to the test.

"

I'm happy to stand up and be counted...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who conducted this research? I'm going to start my own.

Cumdumppigbb apparently

oh I'm weeping.

You're welcome

I wonder if a picnic rug in the woods will be as appealing? "

Depends how many men you can fit on a picnic rug

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"This may need to be put to the test.

She's got the right idea

Wales vs Conisbrough.

3some. Let's finish this debate

Let's do it! In the name of science of course

Of course.

Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too

Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30

Sorted. Clear ya diary princess

Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere

You know you're my number 1

Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up

It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another

Oh woe is me.

*going for a lady wank*

Meh

Pfffft.

Wat evs!

Trev

*hubba hubba hip thrust, flick hair, stomp away like baby elephant*

You do this everytime we go out. You are so embarrassing!

Well maybe, just maybe if we could go out without you breaking into the entire Mama Mia soundtrack at the top of your voice I wouldn't need to

You knew what you was getting into when you signed up.

I knew you was always jealous of my SASS!"

Were not was. At least use the correct term when replying with such conviction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This may need to be put to the test.

She's got the right idea

Wales vs Conisbrough.

3some. Let's finish this debate

Let's do it! In the name of science of course

Of course.

Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too

Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30

Sorted. Clear ya diary princess

Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere

You know you're my number 1

Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up

It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another

Oh woe is me.

*going for a lady wank*

Meh

Pfffft.

Wat evs!

Trev

*hubba hubba hip thrust, flick hair, stomp away like baby elephant*

You do this everytime we go out. You are so embarrassing!

Well maybe, just maybe if we could go out without you breaking into the entire Mama Mia soundtrack at the top of your voice I wouldn't need to

You knew what you was getting into when you signed up.

I knew you was always jealous of my SASS!

Were not was. At least use the correct term when replying with such conviction. "

hmm hmm

*clicks fingers 3 times, throws head back and struts off*

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"This may need to be put to the test.

She's got the right idea

Wales vs Conisbrough.

3some. Let's finish this debate

Let's do it! In the name of science of course

Of course.

Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too

Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30

Sorted. Clear ya diary princess

Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere

You know you're my number 1

Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up

It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another

Oh woe is me.

*going for a lady wank*

Meh

Pfffft.

Wat evs!

Trev

*hubba hubba hip thrust, flick hair, stomp away like baby elephant*

You do this everytime we go out. You are so embarrassing!

Well maybe, just maybe if we could go out without you breaking into the entire Mama Mia soundtrack at the top of your voice I wouldn't need to

You knew what you was getting into when you signed up.

I knew you was always jealous of my SASS!

Were not was. At least use the correct term when replying with such conviction.

hmm hmm

*clicks fingers 3 times, throws head back and struts off*"

Like the petulant little bitch you are.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"This may need to be put to the test.

She's got the right idea

Wales vs Conisbrough.

3some. Let's finish this debate

Let's do it! In the name of science of course

Of course.

Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too

Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30

Sorted. Clear ya diary princess

Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere

You know you're my number 1

Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up

It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another

Oh woe is me.

*going for a lady wank*

Meh

Pfffft.

Wat evs!

Trev

*hubba hubba hip thrust, flick hair, stomp away like baby elephant*

You do this everytime we go out. You are so embarrassing!

Well maybe, just maybe if we could go out without you breaking into the entire Mama Mia soundtrack at the top of your voice I wouldn't need to

You knew what you was getting into when you signed up.

I knew you was always jealous of my SASS!

Were not was. At least use the correct term when replying with such conviction.

hmm hmm

*clicks fingers 3 times, throws head back and struts off*"

The Beyonce in this one is too strong.

Holy shit I think I may have just come up with our next EPIC BATTLE

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over a year ago


"This may need to be put to the test.

She's got the right idea

Wales vs Conisbrough.

3some. Let's finish this debate

Let's do it! In the name of science of course

Of course.

Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too

Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30

Sorted. Clear ya diary princess

Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere

You know you're my number 1

Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up

It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another

Oh woe is me.

*going for a lady wank*

Meh

Pfffft.

Wat evs!

Trev

*hubba hubba hip thrust, flick hair, stomp away like baby elephant*

You do this everytime we go out. You are so embarrassing!

Well maybe, just maybe if we could go out without you breaking into the entire Mama Mia soundtrack at the top of your voice I wouldn't need to

You knew what you was getting into when you signed up.

I knew you was always jealous of my SASS!

Were not was. At least use the correct term when replying with such conviction.

hmm hmm

*clicks fingers 3 times, throws head back and struts off*

Like the petulant little bitch you are. "

OH HELL NO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This may need to be put to the test.

She's got the right idea

Wales vs Conisbrough.

3some. Let's finish this debate

Let's do it! In the name of science of course

Of course.

Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too

Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30

Sorted. Clear ya diary princess

Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere

You know you're my number 1

Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up

It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another

Oh woe is me.

*going for a lady wank*

Meh

Pfffft.

Wat evs!

Trev

*hubba hubba hip thrust, flick hair, stomp away like baby elephant*

You do this everytime we go out. You are so embarrassing!

Well maybe, just maybe if we could go out without you breaking into the entire Mama Mia soundtrack at the top of your voice I wouldn't need to

You knew what you was getting into when you signed up.

I knew you was always jealous of my SASS!

Were not was. At least use the correct term when replying with such conviction.

hmm hmm

*clicks fingers 3 times, throws head back and struts off*

The Beyonce in this one is too strong.

Holy shit I think I may have just come up with our next EPIC BATTLE "

Go for it

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"This may need to be put to the test.

She's got the right idea

Wales vs Conisbrough.

3some. Let's finish this debate

Let's do it! In the name of science of course

Of course.

Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too

Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30

Sorted. Clear ya diary princess

Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere

You know you're my number 1

Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up

It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another

Oh woe is me.

*going for a lady wank*

Meh

Pfffft.

Wat evs!

Trev

*hubba hubba hip thrust, flick hair, stomp away like baby elephant*

You do this everytime we go out. You are so embarrassing!

Well maybe, just maybe if we could go out without you breaking into the entire Mama Mia soundtrack at the top of your voice I wouldn't need to

You knew what you was getting into when you signed up.

I knew you was always jealous of my SASS!

Were not was. At least use the correct term when replying with such conviction.

hmm hmm

*clicks fingers 3 times, throws head back and struts off*

The Beyonce in this one is too strong.

Holy shit I think I may have just come up with our next EPIC BATTLE

Go for it"

Well, neither of us can dance. I'm thinking we may need a sassy dance off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This may need to be put to the test.

She's got the right idea

Wales vs Conisbrough.

3some. Let's finish this debate

Let's do it! In the name of science of course

Of course.

Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too

Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30

Sorted. Clear ya diary princess

Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere

You know you're my number 1

Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up

It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another

Oh woe is me.

*going for a lady wank*

Meh

Pfffft.

Wat evs!

Trev

*hubba hubba hip thrust, flick hair, stomp away like baby elephant*

You do this everytime we go out. You are so embarrassing!

Well maybe, just maybe if we could go out without you breaking into the entire Mama Mia soundtrack at the top of your voice I wouldn't need to

You knew what you was getting into when you signed up.

I knew you was always jealous of my SASS!

Were not was. At least use the correct term when replying with such conviction.

hmm hmm

*clicks fingers 3 times, throws head back and struts off*

The Beyonce in this one is too strong.

Holy shit I think I may have just come up with our next EPIC BATTLE

Go for it

Well, neither of us can dance. I'm thinking we may need a sassy dance off "

erm...hang on...who said I can't dance?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"This may need to be put to the test.

She's got the right idea

Wales vs Conisbrough.

3some. Let's finish this debate

Let's do it! In the name of science of course

Of course.

Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too

Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30

Sorted. Clear ya diary princess

Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere

You know you're my number 1

Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up

It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another

Oh woe is me.

*going for a lady wank*

Meh

Pfffft.

Wat evs!

Trev

*hubba hubba hip thrust, flick hair, stomp away like baby elephant*

You do this everytime we go out. You are so embarrassing!

Well maybe, just maybe if we could go out without you breaking into the entire Mama Mia soundtrack at the top of your voice I wouldn't need to

You knew what you was getting into when you signed up.

I knew you was always jealous of my SASS!

Were not was. At least use the correct term when replying with such conviction.

hmm hmm

*clicks fingers 3 times, throws head back and struts off*

The Beyonce in this one is too strong.

Holy shit I think I may have just come up with our next EPIC BATTLE

Go for it

Well, neither of us can dance. I'm thinking we may need a sassy dance off

erm...hang on...who said I can't dance?"

I've seen it. It burned my retinas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who conducted this research? I'm going to start my own.

Cumdumppigbb apparently

oh I'm weeping.

You're welcome

I wonder if a picnic rug in the woods will be as appealing?

Depends how many men you can fit on a picnic rug"

Budge up on the rug you lot, there's a dance off to watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This may need to be put to the test.

She's got the right idea

Wales vs Conisbrough.

3some. Let's finish this debate

Let's do it! In the name of science of course

Of course.

Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too

Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30

Sorted. Clear ya diary princess

Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere

You know you're my number 1

Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up

It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another

Oh woe is me.

*going for a lady wank*

Meh

Pfffft.

Wat evs!

Trev

*hubba hubba hip thrust, flick hair, stomp away like baby elephant*

You do this everytime we go out. You are so embarrassing!

Well maybe, just maybe if we could go out without you breaking into the entire Mama Mia soundtrack at the top of your voice I wouldn't need to

You knew what you was getting into when you signed up.

I knew you was always jealous of my SASS!

Were not was. At least use the correct term when replying with such conviction.

hmm hmm

*clicks fingers 3 times, throws head back and struts off*

The Beyonce in this one is too strong.

Holy shit I think I may have just come up with our next EPIC BATTLE

Go for it

Well, neither of us can dance. I'm thinking we may need a sassy dance off

erm...hang on...who said I can't dance?

I've seen it. It burned my retinas."

I burned the dance floor

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"This may need to be put to the test.

She's got the right idea

Wales vs Conisbrough.

3some. Let's finish this debate

Let's do it! In the name of science of course

Of course.

Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too

Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30

Sorted. Clear ya diary princess

Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere

You know you're my number 1

Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up

It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another

Oh woe is me.

*going for a lady wank*

Meh

Pfffft.

Wat evs!

Trev

*hubba hubba hip thrust, flick hair, stomp away like baby elephant*

You do this everytime we go out. You are so embarrassing!

Well maybe, just maybe if we could go out without you breaking into the entire Mama Mia soundtrack at the top of your voice I wouldn't need to

You knew what you was getting into when you signed up.

I knew you was always jealous of my SASS!

Were not was. At least use the correct term when replying with such conviction.

hmm hmm

*clicks fingers 3 times, throws head back and struts off*

The Beyonce in this one is too strong.

Holy shit I think I may have just come up with our next EPIC BATTLE

Go for it

Well, neither of us can dance. I'm thinking we may need a sassy dance off

erm...hang on...who said I can't dance?

I've seen it. It burned my retinas.

I burned the dance floor "

Neigh, you didn't

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"This may need to be put to the test.

She's got the right idea

Wales vs Conisbrough.

3some. Let's finish this debate

Let's do it! In the name of science of course

Of course.

Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too

Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30

Sorted. Clear ya diary princess

Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere

You know you're my number 1

Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up

It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another

Oh woe is me.

*going for a lady wank*

Meh

Pfffft.

Wat evs!

Trev

*hubba hubba hip thrust, flick hair, stomp away like baby elephant*

You do this everytime we go out. You are so embarrassing!

Well maybe, just maybe if we could go out without you breaking into the entire Mama Mia soundtrack at the top of your voice I wouldn't need to

You knew what you was getting into when you signed up.

I knew you was always jealous of my SASS!

Were not was. At least use the correct term when replying with such conviction.

hmm hmm

*clicks fingers 3 times, throws head back and struts off*

The Beyonce in this one is too strong.

Holy shit I think I may have just come up with our next EPIC BATTLE

Go for it

Well, neither of us can dance. I'm thinking we may need a sassy dance off "

I had a dance off once. He lost so he had to have lots of sex with me. Weak

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who conducted this research? I'm going to start my own.

Cumdumppigbb apparently

oh I'm weeping.

You're welcome

I wonder if a picnic rug in the woods will be as appealing?

Depends how many men you can fit on a picnic rug

Budge up on the rug you lot, there's a dance off to watch "

This should be interesting! My money's on piece of cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who conducted this research? I'm going to start my own.

Cumdumppigbb apparently

oh I'm weeping.

You're welcome

I wonder if a picnic rug in the woods will be as appealing?

Depends how many men you can fit on a picnic rug

Budge up on the rug you lot, there's a dance off to watch

This should be interesting! My money's on piece of cake "

Thanks for the support mate, your money is safe with me. Maybe afterwards I can talk you into an investment opportunity with northern rock?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who conducted this research? I'm going to start my own.

Cumdumppigbb apparently

oh I'm weeping.

You're welcome

I wonder if a picnic rug in the woods will be as appealing?

Depends how many men you can fit on a picnic rug

Budge up on the rug you lot, there's a dance off to watch

This should be interesting! My money's on piece of cake

Thanks for the support mate, your money is safe with me. Maybe afterwards I can talk you into an investment opportunity with northern rock?"

Can't see why not! Sounds like a company I want to be a part of!

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