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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you ate yourself,would you disappear completely or would you double in size?

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

you can't double in size, you're only eating yourself and not two of you.

right what you wating first? coz obviously your gonna have to leave the digestive system until last, otherwise this will mess things up.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

You'd be exactly the same size wouldn't you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Okay maybe not double in size,perhaps increase in size would have been a better option obviously you'd start with your legs

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

You'd kind of half in size, as you'd have eaten and poo'd out your arms, legs etc.

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"You'd be exactly the same size wouldn't you?"

no, coz you burn some energy by eating and digesting. probably not enough to notice though.

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

and then the stuff you can't even digest wouldn't be added back to your body...not that you'd have a body anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So you reckon you'd disappear then?

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

In all seriousness I think you'd be full after 1 leg.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"You'd be exactly the same size wouldn't you?

no, coz you burn some energy by eating and digesting. probably not enough to notice though."

Hmm good point. But how much could you realistically eat of yourself before you just died anyway? I may be over thinking this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Maybe a little

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"So you reckon you'd disappear then?"

realistically, no that's impossible.

but if it was possible to eat yourself and survive that then you'd lose a little weight each time and not be able to digest yourself fully either. so i'd say you'd be hungry also, probabbly malnutritioned too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Assuming surgical removal and amputation allowed to heal etc

You dont need much

You can live on: 2/3 of one kidney, 1/3 of your small intestines, 1/3 of your stomach (like the people with gastric bypass) half of one lung (if you just plan to lie in bed for the rest of your life). 1/2 of a thryoid, Your liver can regrow from a piece 1/5 the size of the original. You can remove most of your forebrain and cerebellum and leave only the respiratory areas of the brain stem intact (but that effectively turns you into a vegetable). You can lop off all of the limbs, eyes, thymus, bladder, large intestine, gallbladder, tongue, reproductive organs, and sensory organs as they are not needed for survival ..as for size you would only get smaller as you would diegest and then shit out the bits you ate

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"You'd be exactly the same size wouldn't you?

no, coz you burn some energy by eating and digesting. probably not enough to notice though.

Hmm good point. But how much could you realistically eat of yourself before you just died anyway? I may be over thinking this "

definitely over thinking it as it's not possible really to eat all of yourself.

i love science brain, it actually tries to work out things that aren't possible.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

No, you would disappear, I saw it on Tom and Jerry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Assuming surgical removal and amputation allowed to heal etc

You dont need much

You can live on: 2/3 of one kidney, 1/3 of your small intestines, 1/3 of your stomach (like the people with gastric bypass) half of one lung (if you just plan to lie in bed for the rest of your life). 1/2 of a thryoid, Your liver can regrow from a piece 1/5 the size of the original. You can remove most of your forebrain and cerebellum and leave only the respiratory areas of the brain stem intact (but that effectively turns you into a vegetable). You can lop off all of the limbs, eyes, thymus, bladder, large intestine, gallbladder, tongue, reproductive organs, and sensory organs as they are not needed for survival ..as for size you would only get smaller as you would diegest and then shit out the bits you ate"

Can you not live without your thyroid? I best tell the doctors planning to kill mine with radiation that it's not such a good idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You'd be exactly the same size wouldn't you?

no, coz you burn some energy by eating and digesting. probably not enough to notice though.

Hmm good point. But how much could you realistically eat of yourself before you just died anyway? I may be over thinking this

definitely over thinking it as it's not possible really to eat all of yourself.

i love science brain, it actually tries to work out things that aren't possible. "

Science brain is brilliant,it's why I asked the question,I know it's nit possible but I love to hear people working on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nit?I meant not,stupid fat thumbs

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By *olliPineCouple
over a year ago

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"If you ate yourself,would you disappear completely or would you double in size?"

Couldn't you just be inside out?

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"Assuming surgical removal and amputation allowed to heal etc

You dont need much

You can live on: 2/3 of one kidney, 1/3 of your small intestines, 1/3 of your stomach (like the people with gastric bypass) half of one lung (if you just plan to lie in bed for the rest of your life). 1/2 of a thryoid, Your liver can regrow from a piece 1/5 the size of the original. You can remove most of your forebrain and cerebellum and leave only the respiratory areas of the brain stem intact (but that effectively turns you into a vegetable). You can lop off all of the limbs, eyes, thymus, bladder, large intestine, gallbladder, tongue, reproductive organs, and sensory organs as they are not needed for survival ..as for size you would only get smaller as you would diegest and then shit out the bits you ate

Can you not live without your thyroid? I best tell the doctors planning to kill mine with radiation that it's not such a good idea "

you'll be on meds that replace it's function afterwards though?

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

A bad case of lock jaw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Assuming surgical removal and amputation allowed to heal etc

You dont need much

You can live on: 2/3 of one kidney, 1/3 of your small intestines, 1/3 of your stomach (like the people with gastric bypass) half of one lung (if you just plan to lie in bed for the rest of your life). 1/2 of a thryoid, Your liver can regrow from a piece 1/5 the size of the original. You can remove most of your forebrain and cerebellum and leave only the respiratory areas of the brain stem intact (but that effectively turns you into a vegetable). You can lop off all of the limbs, eyes, thymus, bladder, large intestine, gallbladder, tongue, reproductive organs, and sensory organs as they are not needed for survival ..as for size you would only get smaller as you would diegest and then shit out the bits you ate

Can you not live without your thyroid? I best tell the doctors planning to kill mine with radiation that it's not such a good idea

you'll be on meds that replace it's function afterwards though?"

Yeah, will still be alive though!

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"You'd be exactly the same size wouldn't you?

no, coz you burn some energy by eating and digesting. probably not enough to notice though.

Hmm good point. But how much could you realistically eat of yourself before you just died anyway? I may be over thinking this

definitely over thinking it as it's not possible really to eat all of yourself.

i love science brain, it actually tries to work out things that aren't possible.

Science brain is brilliant,it's why I asked the question,I know it's nit possible but I love to hear people working on it "

yeah, it is good thinking about things that aren't possible as well.

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"Assuming surgical removal and amputation allowed to heal etc

You dont need much

You can live on: 2/3 of one kidney, 1/3 of your small intestines, 1/3 of your stomach (like the people with gastric bypass) half of one lung (if you just plan to lie in bed for the rest of your life). 1/2 of a thryoid, Your liver can regrow from a piece 1/5 the size of the original. You can remove most of your forebrain and cerebellum and leave only the respiratory areas of the brain stem intact (but that effectively turns you into a vegetable). You can lop off all of the limbs, eyes, thymus, bladder, large intestine, gallbladder, tongue, reproductive organs, and sensory organs as they are not needed for survival ..as for size you would only get smaller as you would diegest and then shit out the bits you ate

Can you not live without your thyroid? I best tell the doctors planning to kill mine with radiation that it's not such a good idea

you'll be on meds that replace it's function afterwards though?

Yeah, will still be alive though!"

without the meds you'd probably not be doing good.

like i'm diabetic so can live without a pancreas, but without meds my body will eventually fail.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yeah, it is good thinking about things that aren't possible as well."

I think about no end of weird shit such as what is Satan's last name,and if ghosts can pass through solid objects why don't they fall through the floor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you did it repeatedly you'd eventually shrink to the size of your little finger.

At that stage you'd need to start eating other people to grow in size again but it would be hard to find other tiny people. It would be best to do it together with a few friends who would be willing for you to snack on them at a later stage.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm confused why the question is being asked ??

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"yeah, it is good thinking about things that aren't possible as well.

I think about no end of weird shit such as what is Satan's last name,and if ghosts can pass through solid objects why don't they fall through the floor? "

ghosts are like wifi i reckon. and maybe stay away from them, they might cause cancer with their ectoplasmic rays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disappear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm confused why the question is being asked ?? "

Hungry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you can't double in size, you're only eating yourself and not two of you.

right what you wating first? coz obviously your gonna have to leave the digestive system until last, otherwise this will mess things up."

Sorry, I have to correct you. You would need to eat your mouth last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were really bendy you could deep throat your whole body beginning with your feet and just keep going

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"you can't double in size, you're only eating yourself and not two of you.

right what you wating first? coz obviously your gonna have to leave the digestive system until last, otherwise this will mess things up.

Sorry, I have to correct you. You would need to eat your mouth last "

you know your mouth is part of the digestive system?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you can't double in size, you're only eating yourself and not two of you.

right what you wating first? coz obviously your gonna have to leave the digestive system until last, otherwise this will mess things up.

Sorry, I have to correct you. You would need to eat your mouth last

you know your mouth is part of the digestive system? "

In theory you can argue it is but I would say it is connected, 'come here and let me shove my cock in your digestive system' just sounds wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you were really bendy you could deep throat your whole body beginning with your feet and just keep going "

On reflection it might be better to bring your knees to your chest first. That way you could shit yourself out in good order.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"If you ate yourself,would you disappear completely or would you double in size?"

You die from blood loss before you found out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you ate yourself,would you disappear completely or would you double in size?

You die from blood loss before you found out. "

Not if you used the deep throat approach. No chewing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you ate yourself,would you disappear completely or would you double in size?

You die from blood loss before you found out. "

You always get one sensible person

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"If you ate yourself,would you disappear completely or would you double in size?

You die from blood loss before you found out.

Not if you used the deep throat approach. No chewing "

And have no gag reflex

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"If you ate yourself,would you disappear completely or would you double in size?

You die from blood loss before you found out.

You always get one sensible person "

Sorry

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"you can't double in size, you're only eating yourself and not two of you.

right what you wating first? coz obviously your gonna have to leave the digestive system until last, otherwise this will mess things up.

Sorry, I have to correct you. You would need to eat your mouth last

you know your mouth is part of the digestive system?

In theory you can argue it is but I would say it is connected, 'come here and let me shove my cock in your digestive system' just sounds wrong "

not if you mention mastication at the same time it doesn't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yeah, it is good thinking about things that aren't possible as well.

I think about no end of weird shit such as what is Satan's last name,and if ghosts can pass through solid objects why don't they fall through the floor?

ghosts are like wifi i reckon. and maybe stay away from them, they might cause cancer with their ectoplasmic rays."

If they're owt like my wifi they'll be fucking useless half the time do you reckon resetting a faulty ghost would make it work again?Now I'm wondering if a ghost and a zombie can come from the same person

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"'come here and let me shove my cock in your digestive system'"

I'm going to use this line next time I'm having some sexy time with a lass

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"yeah, it is good thinking about things that aren't possible as well.

I think about no end of weird shit such as what is Satan's last name,and if ghosts can pass through solid objects why don't they fall through the floor?

ghosts are like wifi i reckon. and maybe stay away from them, they might cause cancer with their ectoplasmic rays.

If they're owt like my wifi they'll be fucking useless half the time do you reckon resetting a faulty ghost would make it work again?Now I'm wondering if a ghost and a zombie can come from the same person "

erm, my science brain isn't good with probability.

resetting a ghost would be cool. i've never seen a ghost but never seen wifi either and know that exists.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm confused why the question is being asked ?? "

Because I'm curious as to what others think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you were really bendy you could deep throat your whole body beginning with your feet and just keep going

On reflection it might be better to bring your knees to your chest first. That way you could shit yourself out in good order."

I like your thinking.Do you know anyone that's really bendy and willing to experiment?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yeah, it is good thinking about things that aren't possible as well.

I think about no end of weird shit such as what is Satan's last name,and if ghosts can pass through solid objects why don't they fall through the floor?

ghosts are like wifi i reckon. and maybe stay away from them, they might cause cancer with their ectoplasmic rays.

If they're owt like my wifi they'll be fucking useless half the time do you reckon resetting a faulty ghost would make it work again?Now I'm wondering if a ghost and a zombie can come from the same person

erm, my science brain isn't good with probability.

resetting a ghost would be cool. i've never seen a ghost but never seen wifi either and know that exists."

Potential is there for a zombie wifi ghost

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"yeah, it is good thinking about things that aren't possible as well.

I think about no end of weird shit such as what is Satan's last name,and if ghosts can pass through solid objects why don't they fall through the floor?

ghosts are like wifi i reckon. and maybe stay away from them, they might cause cancer with their ectoplasmic rays.

If they're owt like my wifi they'll be fucking useless half the time do you reckon resetting a faulty ghost would make it work again?Now I'm wondering if a ghost and a zombie can come from the same person

erm, my science brain isn't good with probability.

resetting a ghost would be cool. i've never seen a ghost but never seen wifi either and know that exists.

Potential is there for a zombie wifi ghost "

definitely, and it causes fab to lag sometimes. it's trawling slowly through the wifi and blocking it i reckon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That would be the zombie in it.They're slow and dumb as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm making a start with my toenails. Quite full already actually...

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"That would be the zombie in it.They're slow and dumb as fuck "

i like zombies, want one for a pet now.

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

just realised that if you ate your entire body every day you would put weight on.

wtf, that is weird.

coz think about it right, you eat the same amount of food as your body weight and ou are gonna end up massive. not even eating that much will make you massive.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"just realised that if you ate your entire body every day you would put weight on.

wtf, that is weird.

coz think about it right, you eat the same amount of food as your body weight and ou are gonna end up massive. not even eating that much will make you massive.

"

Yea but as you eat it you're also losing weight because you're eating yourself, so you're just putting on what you've taken off.

This shit is keeping me awake

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"just realised that if you ate your entire body every day you would put weight on.

wtf, that is weird.

coz think about it right, you eat the same amount of food as your body weight and ou are gonna end up massive. not even eating that much will make you massive.

"

I is confuddled init

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

You'd get as far as a leg before bleeding to death

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"just realised that if you ate your entire body every day you would put weight on.

wtf, that is weird.

coz think about it right, you eat the same amount of food as your body weight and ou are gonna end up massive. not even eating that much will make you massive.

Yea but as you eat it you're also losing weight because you're eating yourself, so you're just putting on what you've taken off.

This shit is keeping me awake "

we need a realistic scenario to compare with but there is no such thing!!

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"just realised that if you ate your entire body every day you would put weight on.

wtf, that is weird.

coz think about it right, you eat the same amount of food as your body weight and ou are gonna end up massive. not even eating that much will make you massive.

I is confuddled init"

someone will work it out before bedtime. hopefully.

can anyone do physics coz we need a maths equation doing to work this out?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'm still thinking about this. It probably depends on how fast you can eat yourself compared to how fast you can digest yourself. Like can you finish eating before you start putting on weight. Oh i think I need to sleep

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

ok so the body is A, i'm shit at maths so someone correct me if wrong here...

A is to eat A but this also has to result in A. all A are equal and removing one A will not result in 0, neither will adding any A result in anything.

metabolism is b, so A + b = Ab

now Ab results in Ab and limbs = c, digestive system = d, pooping = p,

so now Ab - c - d +/- p = Ab. wiegtloss = wl weight gain = wg.

zombie ghost = zs.

yes i believe i have the answer.

The answer is both Abwg and Abwl.

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"ok so the body is A, i'm shit at maths so someone correct me if wrong here...

A is to eat A but this also has to result in A. all A are equal and removing one A will not result in 0, neither will adding any A result in anything.

metabolism is b, so A + b = Ab

now Ab results in Ab and limbs = c, digestive system = d, pooping = p,

so now Ab - c - d +/- p = Ab. wiegtloss = wl weight gain = wg.

zombie ghost = zs.

yes i believe i have the answer.

The answer is both Abwg and Abwl."

Correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opinions are pointless, if they don't fit the narrative, they either get removed or barred, it seems in this day and age that most people's arguments are I'm "offended" therefore I'm correct, if my argument falls short then we'll just remove and bar.

I don't care what somebody's opinions are I just want to logically debate them and prove my thinking right or.....

Actually learn from the debate that maybe I'm wrong

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"ok so the body is A, i'm shit at maths so someone correct me if wrong here...

A is to eat A but this also has to result in A. all A are equal and removing one A will not result in 0, neither will adding any A result in anything.

metabolism is b, so A + b = Ab

now Ab results in Ab and limbs = c, digestive system = d, pooping = p,

so now Ab - c - d +/- p = Ab. wiegtloss = wl weight gain = wg.

zombie ghost = zs.

yes i believe i have the answer.

The answer is both Abwg and Abwl.

Correct "

seemed easy enough.

another answer is P = paradox.

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"ok so the body is A, i'm shit at maths so someone correct me if wrong here...

A is to eat A but this also has to result in A. all A are equal and removing one A will not result in 0, neither will adding any A result in anything.

metabolism is b, so A + b = Ab

now Ab results in Ab and limbs = c, digestive system = d, pooping = p,

so now Ab - c - d +/- p = Ab. wiegtloss = wl weight gain = wg.

zombie ghost = zs.

yes i believe i have the answer.

The answer is both Abwg and Abwl.

Correct

seemed easy enough.

another answer is P = paradox."

Yeah you need to pick one that's a bit more difficult, that was child's play to me (a genius)

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"ok so the body is A, i'm shit at maths so someone correct me if wrong here...

A is to eat A but this also has to result in A. all A are equal and removing one A will not result in 0, neither will adding any A result in anything.

metabolism is b, so A + b = Ab

now Ab results in Ab and limbs = c, digestive system = d, pooping = p,

so now Ab - c - d +/- p = Ab. wiegtloss = wl weight gain = wg.

zombie ghost = zs.

yes i believe i have the answer.

The answer is both Abwg and Abwl.

Correct

seemed easy enough.

another answer is P = paradox.

Yeah you need to pick one that's a bit more difficult, that was child's play to me (a genius) "

lol, i just got 130 IQ and am only in the top 3% of people.

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"ok so the body is A, i'm shit at maths so someone correct me if wrong here...

A is to eat A but this also has to result in A. all A are equal and removing one A will not result in 0, neither will adding any A result in anything.

metabolism is b, so A + b = Ab

now Ab results in Ab and limbs = c, digestive system = d, pooping = p,

so now Ab - c - d +/- p = Ab. wiegtloss = wl weight gain = wg.

zombie ghost = zs.

yes i believe i have the answer.

The answer is both Abwg and Abwl.

Correct

seemed easy enough.

another answer is P = paradox.

Yeah you need to pick one that's a bit more difficult, that was child's play to me (a genius)

lol, i just got 130 IQ and am only in the top 3% of people."

Pffttt, not a patch on my 134 lol

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

I know some people are full of hot air

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"ok so the body is A, i'm shit at maths so someone correct me if wrong here...

A is to eat A but this also has to result in A. all A are equal and removing one A will not result in 0, neither will adding any A result in anything.

metabolism is b, so A + b = Ab

now Ab results in Ab and limbs = c, digestive system = d, pooping = p,

so now Ab - c - d +/- p = Ab. wiegtloss = wl weight gain = wg.

zombie ghost = zs.

yes i believe i have the answer.

The answer is both Abwg and Abwl.

Correct

seemed easy enough.

another answer is P = paradox.

Yeah you need to pick one that's a bit more difficult, that was child's play to me (a genius)

lol, i just got 130 IQ and am only in the top 3% of people.

Pffttt, not a patch on my 134 lol "

it was only about 20 questions long so not legit. at least i knew what half of a quarter of 400 was. or did i, idk the test never said.

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"ok so the body is A, i'm shit at maths so someone correct me if wrong here...

A is to eat A but this also has to result in A. all A are equal and removing one A will not result in 0, neither will adding any A result in anything.

metabolism is b, so A + b = Ab

now Ab results in Ab and limbs = c, digestive system = d, pooping = p,

so now Ab - c - d +/- p = Ab. wiegtloss = wl weight gain = wg.

zombie ghost = zs.

yes i believe i have the answer.

The answer is both Abwg and Abwl.

Correct

seemed easy enough.

another answer is P = paradox.

Yeah you need to pick one that's a bit more difficult, that was child's play to me (a genius)

lol, i just got 130 IQ and am only in the top 3% of people.

Pffttt, not a patch on my 134 lol

it was only about 20 questions long so not legit. at least i knew what half of a quarter of 400 was. or did i, idk the test never said."

Haha was it the memorado test, I got the same q

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"ok so the body is A, i'm shit at maths so someone correct me if wrong here...

A is to eat A but this also has to result in A. all A are equal and removing one A will not result in 0, neither will adding any A result in anything.

metabolism is b, so A + b = Ab

now Ab results in Ab and limbs = c, digestive system = d, pooping = p,

so now Ab - c - d +/- p = Ab. wiegtloss = wl weight gain = wg.

zombie ghost = zs.

yes i believe i have the answer.

The answer is both Abwg and Abwl.

Correct

seemed easy enough.

another answer is P = paradox.

Yeah you need to pick one that's a bit more difficult, that was child's play to me (a genius)

lol, i just got 130 IQ and am only in the top 3% of people.

Pffttt, not a patch on my 134 lol

it was only about 20 questions long so not legit. at least i knew what half of a quarter of 400 was. or did i, idk the test never said.

Haha was it the memorado test, I got the same q "

yeah it was, kind of a boring test don't you think?

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"ok so the body is A, i'm shit at maths so someone correct me if wrong here...

A is to eat A but this also has to result in A. all A are equal and removing one A will not result in 0, neither will adding any A result in anything.

metabolism is b, so A + b = Ab

now Ab results in Ab and limbs = c, digestive system = d, pooping = p,

so now Ab - c - d +/- p = Ab. wiegtloss = wl weight gain = wg.

zombie ghost = zs.

yes i believe i have the answer.

The answer is both Abwg and Abwl.

Correct

seemed easy enough.

another answer is P = paradox.

Yeah you need to pick one that's a bit more difficult, that was child's play to me (a genius)

lol, i just got 130 IQ and am only in the top 3% of people.

Pffttt, not a patch on my 134 lol

it was only about 20 questions long so not legit. at least i knew what half of a quarter of 400 was. or did i, idk the test never said.

Haha was it the memorado test, I got the same q

yeah it was, kind of a boring test don't you think?

"

Yes until it gave me result, then I was impressed with it lol

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"ok so the body is A, i'm shit at maths so someone correct me if wrong here...

A is to eat A but this also has to result in A. all A are equal and removing one A will not result in 0, neither will adding any A result in anything.

metabolism is b, so A + b = Ab

now Ab results in Ab and limbs = c, digestive system = d, pooping = p,

so now Ab - c - d +/- p = Ab. wiegtloss = wl weight gain = wg.

zombie ghost = zs.

yes i believe i have the answer.

The answer is both Abwg and Abwl.

Correct

seemed easy enough.

another answer is P = paradox.

Yeah you need to pick one that's a bit more difficult, that was child's play to me (a genius)

lol, i just got 130 IQ and am only in the top 3% of people.

Pffttt, not a patch on my 134 lol

it was only about 20 questions long so not legit. at least i knew what half of a quarter of 400 was. or did i, idk the test never said.

Haha was it the memorado test, I got the same q

yeah it was, kind of a boring test don't you think?

Yes until it gave me result, then I was impressed with it lol "

haha. after the questions it asked i expected to end up with negative results. and the test saying i was thick for getting to the end of it.

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"ok so the body is A, i'm shit at maths so someone correct me if wrong here...

A is to eat A but this also has to result in A. all A are equal and removing one A will not result in 0, neither will adding any A result in anything.

metabolism is b, so A + b = Ab

now Ab results in Ab and limbs = c, digestive system = d, pooping = p,

so now Ab - c - d +/- p = Ab. wiegtloss = wl weight gain = wg.

zombie ghost = zs.

yes i believe i have the answer.

The answer is both Abwg and Abwl.

Correct

seemed easy enough.

another answer is P = paradox.

Yeah you need to pick one that's a bit more difficult, that was child's play to me (a genius)

lol, i just got 130 IQ and am only in the top 3% of people.

Pffttt, not a patch on my 134 lol

it was only about 20 questions long so not legit. at least i knew what half of a quarter of 400 was. or did i, idk the test never said.

Haha was it the memorado test, I got the same q

yeah it was, kind of a boring test don't you think?

Yes until it gave me result, then I was impressed with it lol

haha. after the questions it asked i expected to end up with negative results. and the test saying i was thick for getting to the end of it. "

Haha I know what you mean lol

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"ok so the body is A, i'm shit at maths so someone correct me if wrong here...

A is to eat A but this also has to result in A. all A are equal and removing one A will not result in 0, neither will adding any A result in anything.

metabolism is b, so A + b = Ab

now Ab results in Ab and limbs = c, digestive system = d, pooping = p,

so now Ab - c - d +/- p = Ab. wiegtloss = wl weight gain = wg.

zombie ghost = zs.

yes i believe i have the answer.

The answer is both Abwg and Abwl.

Correct

seemed easy enough.

another answer is P = paradox.

Yeah you need to pick one that's a bit more difficult, that was child's play to me (a genius)

lol, i just got 130 IQ and am only in the top 3% of people.

Pffttt, not a patch on my 134 lol

it was only about 20 questions long so not legit. at least i knew what half of a quarter of 400 was. or did i, idk the test never said.

Haha was it the memorado test, I got the same q

yeah it was, kind of a boring test don't you think?

Yes until it gave me result, then I was impressed with it lol

haha. after the questions it asked i expected to end up with negative results. and the test saying i was thick for getting to the end of it.

Haha I know what you mean lol"

after all that 'maths' and stuff i'm really tired, so going to say goodnight. it's been a lot of fun.

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"ok so the body is A, i'm shit at maths so someone correct me if wrong here...

A is to eat A but this also has to result in A. all A are equal and removing one A will not result in 0, neither will adding any A result in anything.

metabolism is b, so A + b = Ab

now Ab results in Ab and limbs = c, digestive system = d, pooping = p,

so now Ab - c - d +/- p = Ab. wiegtloss = wl weight gain = wg.

zombie ghost = zs.

yes i believe i have the answer.

The answer is both Abwg and Abwl.

Correct

seemed easy enough.

another answer is P = paradox.

Yeah you need to pick one that's a bit more difficult, that was child's play to me (a genius)

lol, i just got 130 IQ and am only in the top 3% of people.

Pffttt, not a patch on my 134 lol

it was only about 20 questions long so not legit. at least i knew what half of a quarter of 400 was. or did i, idk the test never said.

Haha was it the memorado test, I got the same q

yeah it was, kind of a boring test don't you think?

Yes until it gave me result, then I was impressed with it lol

haha. after the questions it asked i expected to end up with negative results. and the test saying i was thick for getting to the end of it.

Haha I know what you mean lol

after all that 'maths' and stuff i'm really tired, so going to say goodnight. it's been a lot of fun. "

Indeed, nite x

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Ever decreasing amounts of yourself left. As 3sq says, there's an overhead on ingestion and digestion that would diminish the energy for growth. Not to mention energy for respiration.

After a while you would need an assistant to dissect you and feed you, saving some energy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay maybe not double in size,perhaps increase in size would have been a better option obviously you'd start with your legs"

And why is that obvious?

Would you leave the best bits until last?

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Theoretically, if you compare the human body to a computer, several components are not required for it to still function, such as the case, sound card, DVD drive, various wires and USB ports ect,

These can be removed and various wires can be shortened, what is left can be layed out and the PC will still work providing vital components are still connected.

Obviously a surgeon would be needed, arms and legs could be removed, as could the majority of the skin, skeleton, muscles and nervous system. Arteries, veins and blood vessels can be cauterised, shortened or bypassed as necessary to maintain blood flow where needed, the digestive system could be shortened considerably.

The vital parts needed needed could be placed in a bucket of saline with an external feeding tube and waste pipe.

All unused digestable body parts could then be processed into food, in liquid/slurry form, diluted with a nice chiante.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Opinions are pointless, if they don't fit the narrative, they either get removed or barred, it seems in this day and age that most people's arguments are I'm "offended" therefore I'm correct, if my argument falls short then we'll just remove and bar.

I don't care what somebody's opinions are I just want to logically debate them and prove my thinking right or.....

Actually learn from the debate that maybe I'm wrong "

No opinions barred or removed in this here thread old bean and if anyone is offended by this threads content,feel free to fuck off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ok so the body is A, i'm shit at maths so someone correct me if wrong here...

A is to eat A but this also has to result in A. all A are equal and removing one A will not result in 0, neither will adding any A result in anything.

metabolism is b, so A + b = Ab

now Ab results in Ab and limbs = c, digestive system = d, pooping = p,

so now Ab - c - d +/- p = Ab. wiegtloss = wl weight gain = wg.

zombie ghost = zs.

yes i believe i have the answer.

The answer is both Abwg and Abwl.

Correct

seemed easy enough.

another answer is P = paradox."

It pleases me that there is now a formula for this situation.Although wifi is missing from this equation,and it doesn't account for ectoplasmic rays

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ever decreasing amounts of yourself left. As 3sq says, there's an overhead on ingestion and digestion that would diminish the energy for growth. Not to mention energy for respiration.

After a while you would need an assistant to dissect you and feed you, saving some energy. "

No outside assistants allowed.Zombie wifi ghost will be present to ensure the proceedings go smoothly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Opinions are pointless, if they don't fit the narrative, they either get removed or barred, it seems in this day and age that most people's arguments are I'm "offended" therefore I'm correct, if my argument falls short then we'll just remove and bar.

I don't care what somebody's opinions are I just want to logically debate them and prove my thinking right or.....

Actually learn from the debate that maybe I'm wrong

No opinions barred or removed in this here thread old bean and if anyone is offended by this threads content,feel free to fuck off "
.

It's a modem phenomenon of treating children like adults and adults like children

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Okay maybe not double in size,perhaps increase in size would have been a better option obviously you'd start with your legs

And why is that obvious?

Would you leave the best bits until last?"

It's obvious because if you ate your arms first you would lose your loading shovels and if you ate your head first you wouldn't be able to monitor progress Are you saying my legs are the best bit of me?Ooohh sailor

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Theoretically, if you compare the human body to a computer, several components are not required for it to still function, such as the case, sound card, DVD drive, various wires and USB ports ect,

These can be removed and various wires can be shortened, what is left can be layed out and the PC will still work providing vital components are still connected.

Obviously a surgeon would be needed, arms and legs could be removed, as could the majority of the skin, skeleton, muscles and nervous system. Arteries, veins and blood vessels can be cauterised, shortened or bypassed as necessary to maintain blood flow where needed, the digestive system could be shortened considerably.

The vital parts needed needed could be placed in a bucket of saline with an external feeding tube and waste pipe.

All unused digestable body parts could then be processed into food, in liquid/slurry form, diluted with a nice chiante."

Are you sure you're not a zombie wifi ghost?You seem to know an awful lot about making this work...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Opinions are pointless, if they don't fit the narrative, they either get removed or barred, it seems in this day and age that most people's arguments are I'm "offended" therefore I'm correct, if my argument falls short then we'll just remove and bar.

I don't care what somebody's opinions are I just want to logically debate them and prove my thinking right or.....

Actually learn from the debate that maybe I'm wrong

No opinions barred or removed in this here thread old bean and if anyone is offended by this threads content,feel free to fuck off .

It's a modem phenomenon of treating children like adults and adults like children"

I just treat people how they treat me.On a similair note,no adults or children were harmed in the making of this thread

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Theoretically, if you compare the human body to a computer, several components are not required for it to still function, such as the case, sound card, DVD drive, various wires and USB ports ect,

These can be removed and various wires can be shortened, what is left can be layed out and the PC will still work providing vital components are still connected.

Obviously a surgeon would be needed, arms and legs could be removed, as could the majority of the skin, skeleton, muscles and nervous system. Arteries, veins and blood vessels can be cauterised, shortened or bypassed as necessary to maintain blood flow where needed, the digestive system could be shortened considerably.

The vital parts needed needed could be placed in a bucket of saline with an external feeding tube and waste pipe.

All unused digestable body parts could then be processed into food, in liquid/slurry form, diluted with a nice chiante.

Are you sure you're not a zombie wifi ghost?You seem to know an awful lot about making this work... "

I don't think so, I just broke it down to a basic knowledge of mechanical engineering, electrics & plumbing, made sense to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm still thinking about this. It probably depends on how fast you can eat yourself compared to how fast you can digest yourself. Like can you finish eating before you start putting on weight. Oh i think I need to sleep "

I admire your dedication to considering this possibility

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

youd bleed to death lol

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I'm confused why the question is being asked ?? "

Simple. OP either wants to be able to disappear or grow twice as large to destroy a Nemesis.

Both are useful.

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"ok so the body is A, i'm shit at maths so someone correct me if wrong here...

A is to eat A but this also has to result in A. all A are equal and removing one A will not result in 0, neither will adding any A result in anything.

metabolism is b, so A + b = Ab

now Ab results in Ab and limbs = c, digestive system = d, pooping = p,

so now Ab - c - d +/- p = Ab. wiegtloss = wl weight gain = wg.

zombie ghost = zs.

yes i believe i have the answer.

The answer is both Abwg and Abwl.

Correct

seemed easy enough.

another answer is P = paradox.

It pleases me that there is now a formula for this situation.Although wifi is missing from this equation,and it doesn't account for ectoplasmic rays "

yes, i forgot those. it might take me years to solve this correctly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm making a start with my toenails. Quite full already actually... "

I love it when you talk dirty to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"youd bleed to death lol "

You obviously haven't taken into account the fact that there will be a zombie wifi ghost with ectoplasmic rays present

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ok so the body is A, i'm shit at maths so someone correct me if wrong here...

A is to eat A but this also has to result in A. all A are equal and removing one A will not result in 0, neither will adding any A result in anything.

metabolism is b, so A + b = Ab

now Ab results in Ab and limbs = c, digestive system = d, pooping = p,

so now Ab - c - d +/- p = Ab. wiegtloss = wl weight gain = wg.

zombie ghost = zs.

yes i believe i have the answer.

The answer is both Abwg and Abwl.

Correct

seemed easy enough.

another answer is P = paradox.

It pleases me that there is now a formula for this situation.Although wifi is missing from this equation,and it doesn't account for ectoplasmic rays

yes, i forgot those. it might take me years to solve this correctly."

It's a strong start though.Definitely think you're onto something.If anyone ever considers attempting this in the name of science they should certainly have you as lead researcher

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm confused why the question is being asked ??

Simple. OP either wants to be able to disappear or grow twice as large to destroy a Nemesis.

Both are useful."

Have you been reading my diary?

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"ok so the body is A, i'm shit at maths so someone correct me if wrong here...

A is to eat A but this also has to result in A. all A are equal and removing one A will not result in 0, neither will adding any A result in anything.

metabolism is b, so A + b = Ab

now Ab results in Ab and limbs = c, digestive system = d, pooping = p,

so now Ab - c - d +/- p = Ab. wiegtloss = wl weight gain = wg.

zombie ghost = zs.

yes i believe i have the answer.

The answer is both Abwg and Abwl.

Correct

seemed easy enough.

another answer is P = paradox.

It pleases me that there is now a formula for this situation.Although wifi is missing from this equation,and it doesn't account for ectoplasmic rays

yes, i forgot those. it might take me years to solve this correctly.

It's a strong start though.Definitely think you're onto something.If anyone ever considers attempting this in the name of science they should certainly have you as lead researcher "

well i do work for sidney university so there's every chance of that happening.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ok so the body is A, i'm shit at maths so someone correct me if wrong here...

A is to eat A but this also has to result in A. all A are equal and removing one A will not result in 0, neither will adding any A result in anything.

metabolism is b, so A + b = Ab

now Ab results in Ab and limbs = c, digestive system = d, pooping = p,

so now Ab - c - d +/- p = Ab. wiegtloss = wl weight gain = wg.

zombie ghost = zs.

yes i believe i have the answer.

The answer is both Abwg and Abwl.

Correct

seemed easy enough.

another answer is P = paradox.

It pleases me that there is now a formula for this situation.Although wifi is missing from this equation,and it doesn't account for ectoplasmic rays

yes, i forgot those. it might take me years to solve this correctly.

It's a strong start though.Definitely think you're onto something.If anyone ever considers attempting this in the name of science they should certainly have you as lead researcher

well i do work for sidney university so there's every chance of that happening. "

Sidney University?Nah,never heard of them,are they new?

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"ok so the body is A, i'm shit at maths so someone correct me if wrong here...

A is to eat A but this also has to result in A. all A are equal and removing one A will not result in 0, neither will adding any A result in anything.

metabolism is b, so A + b = Ab

now Ab results in Ab and limbs = c, digestive system = d, pooping = p,

so now Ab - c - d +/- p = Ab. wiegtloss = wl weight gain = wg.

zombie ghost = zs.

yes i believe i have the answer.

The answer is both Abwg and Abwl.

Correct

seemed easy enough.

another answer is P = paradox.

It pleases me that there is now a formula for this situation.Although wifi is missing from this equation,and it doesn't account for ectoplasmic rays

yes, i forgot those. it might take me years to solve this correctly.

It's a strong start though.Definitely think you're onto something.If anyone ever considers attempting this in the name of science they should certainly have you as lead researcher

well i do work for sidney university so there's every chance of that happening.

Sidney University?Nah,never heard of them,are they new? "

no, but they aren't affiliated with sydney university either.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ok so the body is A, i'm shit at maths so someone correct me if wrong here...

A is to eat A but this also has to result in A. all A are equal and removing one A will not result in 0, neither will adding any A result in anything.

metabolism is b, so A + b = Ab

now Ab results in Ab and limbs = c, digestive system = d, pooping = p,

so now Ab - c - d +/- p = Ab. wiegtloss = wl weight gain = wg.

zombie ghost = zs.

yes i believe i have the answer.

The answer is both Abwg and Abwl.

Correct

seemed easy enough.

another answer is P = paradox.

It pleases me that there is now a formula for this situation.Although wifi is missing from this equation,and it doesn't account for ectoplasmic rays

yes, i forgot those. it might take me years to solve this correctly.

It's a strong start though.Definitely think you're onto something.If anyone ever considers attempting this in the name of science they should certainly have you as lead researcher

well i do work for sidney university so there's every chance of that happening.

Sidney University?Nah,never heard of them,are they new?

no, but they aren't affiliated with sydney university either."

Who's Sidney then?Will they be interested in eating him/herself in the name of science?

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By *ic-tac-toeMan
over a year ago

barnsley

I could'nt do it....

Foot in Mouth is a big problem ...

It's gotten that bad I just open mouth and change feet because I'm always putting my foot in it

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By *ntnCleoCouple
over a year ago

Dortmund (Germany) might travel!

You'd just be inside out right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could'nt do it....

Foot in Mouth is a big problem ...

It's gotten that bad I just open mouth and change feet because I'm always putting my foot in it "

Put chocolate socks on and make it an enjoyable experience.You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You'd just be inside out right?"

You don't sound convinced... have you considered outside in as a possibility?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your losses?.

Energy consumption from eating, keeping at 38 degrees, sweating...

That's how much "less" there would be of you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's your losses?.

Energy consumption from eating, keeping at 38 degrees, sweating...

That's how much "less" there would be of you"

Are you not taking any gains into account?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you ate yourself,would you disappear completely or would you double in size?"

1. You cannot completely eat yourself.

2. You would decrease in size from eating what you can.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you ate yourself,would you disappear completely or would you double in size?

1. You cannot completely eat yourself.

2. You would decrease in size from eating what you can. "

You speak as if you are experienced in this field.What do you know about zombie wifi ghosts?

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

I once ate a Donner, or was it a Donna??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once ate a Donner, or was it a Donna?? "

If you're not Donna (or Donner) then it doesn't count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's your losses?.

Energy consumption from eating, keeping at 38 degrees, sweating...

That's how much "less" there would be of you

Are you not taking any gains into account?"
.

I don't see any extra outside energy in the equation therefore there is no gains

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You will gain energy from what you have consumed as well as using energy during consumption.If you acquire energy quicker than you consume it there is a net gain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You will gain energy from what you have consumed as well as using energy during consumption.If you acquire energy quicker than you consume it there is a net gain "
.

Lol there's no net gain I'm afraid just net losses

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You will gain energy from what you have consumed as well as using energy during consumption.If you acquire energy quicker than you consume it there is a net gain .

Lol there's no net gain I'm afraid just net losses"

How so?If you're taking energy on quicker than you're using it then that's a gain.No need to be afraid either,zombie wifi ghost is harmless really

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"You will gain energy from what you have consumed as well as using energy during consumption.If you acquire energy quicker than you consume it there is a net gain .

Lol there's no net gain I'm afraid just net losses

How so?If you're taking energy on quicker than you're using it then that's a gain.No need to be afraid either,zombie wifi ghost is harmless really "

Your leg can't give more than it contains, it has to be a net loss.

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over a year ago


"Okay maybe not double in size,perhaps increase in size would have been a better option obviously you'd start with your legs

And why is that obvious?

Would you leave the best bits until last?

It's obvious because if you ate your arms first you would lose your loading shovels and if you ate your head first you wouldn't be able to monitor progress Are you saying my legs are the best bit of me?Ooohh sailor "

Youve really thought this through haven't you?

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over a year ago


"You will gain energy from what you have consumed as well as using energy during consumption.If you acquire energy quicker than you consume it there is a net gain .

Lol there's no net gain I'm afraid just net losses

How so?If you're taking energy on quicker than you're using it then that's a gain.No need to be afraid either,zombie wifi ghost is harmless really

Your leg can't give more than it contains, it has to be a net loss."

You're failing to account for condiments and regrowth

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over a year ago


"Okay maybe not double in size,perhaps increase in size would have been a better option obviously you'd start with your legs

And why is that obvious?

Would you leave the best bits until last?

It's obvious because if you ate your arms first you would lose your loading shovels and if you ate your head first you wouldn't be able to monitor progress Are you saying my legs are the best bit of me?Ooohh sailor

Youve really thought this through haven't you? "

I may have a little

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over a year ago

A different approach would be to stick your head up your arse and eat yourself from the inside out.

There's a few people on here who are already up their own arse so maybe they could advise on the best way to approach this

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