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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A steak and kidney fray and bentos pie tomorrow evening would my fanny taste of meat Saturday night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A steak and kidney fray and bentos pie tomorrow evening would my fanny taste of meat Saturday night? "

only if you don't wipe your arse properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A steak and kidney fray and bentos pie tomorrow evening would my fanny taste of meat Saturday night? "

Probably not. Try some beefy crisps with it, they might just tip you over the edge.

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By *ornylady71Woman
over a year ago

near Bury

Hehehehe

Soooooo funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A steak and kidney fray and bentos pie tomorrow evening would my fanny taste of meat Saturday night?

only if you don't wipe your arse properly "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A steak and kidney fray and bentos pie tomorrow evening would my fanny taste of meat Saturday night? "

Dunno, but can I volunteer to do the taste test?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A steak and kidney fray and bentos pie tomorrow evening would my fanny taste of meat Saturday night?

only if you don't wipe your arse properly "

Always wipe front to back!

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire


"A steak and kidney fray and bentos pie tomorrow evening would my fanny taste of meat Saturday night? "

You better check first

Is the lucky guy vegetarian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A steak and kidney fray and bentos pie tomorrow evening would my fanny taste of meat Saturday night?

only if you don't wipe your arse properly

Always wipe front to back! "

You'll be fine then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A steak and kidney fray and bentos pie tomorrow evening would my fanny taste of meat Saturday night? "

Let us know.

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton


"A steak and kidney fray and bentos pie tomorrow evening would my fanny taste of meat Saturday night? "

You're supposed to put the pie in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm really aware of what I eat leading up to a meet but I've grown accustomed to having pie and chips on a Thursday evening cos it's double emmerdale night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm really aware of what I eat leading up to a meet but I've grown accustomed to having pie and chips on a Thursday evening cos it's double emmerdale night. "

I don't think I've ever seen such a rock n roll statement

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Just to be safe maybe you should have a minced beef & onion instead, some people don't like kidney.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should play a game and get him to try and guess what you had for dinner every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should play a game and get me to try and guess what you had for dinner every time."

FTFY

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"A steak and kidney fray and bentos pie tomorrow evening would my fanny taste of meat Saturday night? "

Get your 'meat' to report back to us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A steak and kidney fray and bentos pie tomorrow evening would my fanny taste of meat Saturday night?

Get your 'meat' to report back to us "

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"A steak and kidney fray and bentos pie tomorrow evening would my fanny taste of meat Saturday night? "

Forget the fray and bentos pie only a Pukka pie will do.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"I'm really aware of what I eat leading up to a meet but I've grown accustomed to having pie and chips on a Thursday evening cos it's double emmerdale night. "

We are creatures of habit, Thursday night is Pizza night for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You should play a game and get him to try and guess what you had for dinner every time."

I'll eat nothing but fruit Friday and Saturday day! Paranoid that I'll kick off a pong.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

As long as yer fanny doesn't end up crusty, it's gotta be worth a try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your ass might

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A steak and kidney fray and bentos pie tomorrow evening would my fanny taste of meat Saturday night? "

Finish it off with sticky toffee pudding with custard... It will taste sweet...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Nothing wrong with beefy flaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm really aware of what I eat leading up to a meet but I've grown accustomed to having pie and chips on a Thursday evening cos it's double emmerdale night. "

I love this! I love double Emmerdale night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm really aware of what I eat leading up to a meet but I've grown accustomed to having pie and chips on a Thursday evening cos it's double emmerdale night.

I don't think I've ever seen such a rock n roll statement "

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Oh I so want a Fray Bentos pie now!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you eat a whole pie?

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham


"A steak and kidney fray and bentos pie tomorrow evening would my fanny taste of meat Saturday night? "

quite possibly , I have ultra sensitive taste buds as it happens , so if you get the pie baking give me a shout , always happy to help

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

In all fairness there probably isn't much steak or kidney in a fray bentos pie anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In all fairness there probably isn't much steak or kidney in a fray bentos pie anyway "

They should rename it cow pie.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham


"In all fairness there probably isn't much steak or kidney in a fray bentos pie anyway

They should rename it cow pie."

or maybe vegetarian cow pie !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to be safe maybe you should have a minced beef & onion instead, some people don't like kidney."

This is great advice as we both don't like kidney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In all fairness there probably isn't much steak or kidney in a fray bentos pie anyway

They should rename it cow pie.

or maybe vegetarian cow pie ! "

It's got cow in it. Just not the best bits

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By *xplicitMan
over a year ago

donegal

Its worth a try op..'cos every girl i meet seems to be wild fond of fish suppers...

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"A steak and kidney fray and bentos pie tomorrow evening would my fanny taste of meat Saturday night? "

I hope so! Serve you right for eating a false pie. Eat hollands for gods sake woman.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Is that those pies in a tin thing?! Op you certainly worry well in advance don't you!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I'm really aware of what I eat leading up to a meet but I've grown accustomed to having pie and chips on a Thursday evening cos it's double emmerdale night.

I don't think I've ever seen such a rock n roll statement "

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

eat whatever you like as long as they are healthy and have your 5 a day you'd be good.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"In all fairness there probably isn't much steak or kidney in a fray bentos pie anyway

They should rename it cow pie."

Does eating cow pie add to the whole Emmerdale experience ?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Wilkes, can't you get a 'clarkes' pie instead?

I'd hide the empty pie tin deep in the bin so that the fanny eater don't see it on Saturday. I'd be more worried about that than the smell of my flaps.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Wilkes, can't you get a 'clarkes' pie instead?

I'd hide the empty pie tin deep in the bin so that the fanny eater don't see it on Saturday. I'd be more worried about that than the smell of my flaps."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wilkes, can't you get a 'clarkes' pie instead?

I'd hide the empty pie tin deep in the bin so that the fanny eater don't see it on Saturday. I'd be more worried about that than the smell of my flaps."

I'm not gonna do it. Fruit, raw carrots and water from now till Saturday! Need to shift some timber anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm really aware of what I eat leading up to a meet but I've grown accustomed to having pie and chips on a Thursday evening cos it's double emmerdale night.

I don't think I've ever seen such a rock n roll statement "

made me chuckle did that -

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Wilkes, can't you get a 'clarkes' pie instead?

I'd hide the empty pie tin deep in the bin so that the fanny eater don't see it on Saturday. I'd be more worried about that than the smell of my flaps.

I'm not gonna do it. Fruit, raw carrots and water from now till Saturday! Need to shift some timber anyway. "

I'm not expert on the matter but your going to need high energy levels aswell

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Wilkes, can't you get a 'clarkes' pie instead?

I'd hide the empty pie tin deep in the bin so that the fanny eater don't see it on Saturday. I'd be more worried about that than the smell of my flaps.

I'm not gonna do it. Fruit, raw carrots and water from now till Saturday! Need to shift some timber anyway.

I'm not expert on the matter but your going to need high energy levels aswell"

That's what I was thinking,you'll have no flipping energy to do anything come Saturday if you're not going to eat properly!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Wilkes, can't you get a 'clarkes' pie instead?

I'd hide the empty pie tin deep in the bin so that the fanny eater don't see it on Saturday. I'd be more worried about that than the smell of my flaps.

I'm not gonna do it. Fruit, raw carrots and water from now till Saturday! Need to shift some timber anyway.

I'm not expert on the matter but your going to need high energy levels aswell

That's what I was thinking,you'll have no flipping energy to do anything come Saturday if you're not going to eat properly!"

A Mars bar and can of Monster about 4.45pm should do the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A steak and kidney fray and bentos pie tomorrow evening would my fanny taste of meat Saturday night? "

Thread of the year.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Guess it's gonna be pie night. Meets off Saturday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guess it's gonna be pie night. Meets off Saturday. "

Add gravy. Northern men love gravy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guess it's gonna be pie night. Meets off Saturday.

Add gravy. Northern men love gravy. "

It's got gravy in it. That's the beauty of fray bentos pie!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Guess it's gonna be pie night. Meets off Saturday. "

I'd like some poontang pie on Saturday night.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Guess it's gonna be pie night. Meets off Saturday. "

Gutted for you, however other pies are available you don't have to go through with it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guess it's gonna be pie night. Meets off Saturday.

Gutted for you, however other pies are available you don't have to go through with it."

It's in the oven now!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I'm going to T bag it once it's cooled a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

See now I know I'm not going to be having sex I'll hit the food hard, got the pie and chips, got a bag of those galaxy counters, cocktail sausages for later and a litre of banana yazoo.

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

Most men like steak anyway, so instead of steak and chips it's steak on fanny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guess it's gonna be pie night. Meets off Saturday.

Add gravy. Northern men love gravy.

It's got gravy in it. That's the beauty of fray bentos pie! "

This... do love a bit of gravy (non sexual... just a love of gravy!!)

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"See now I know I'm not going to be having sex I'll hit the food hard, got the pie and chips, got a bag of those galaxy counters, cocktail sausages for later and a litre of banana yazoo. "

Well I hope thing's don't change and it's back on

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