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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ohhhh Help.... Is there any qualified masseuse anywhere near Notts.... I'm in pain, tried ringing round they are all shut... Blimey, recession!!!! I need one... Now lol....

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton


"Ohhhh Help.... Is there any qualified masseuse anywhere near Notts.... I'm in pain, tried ringing round they are all shut... Blimey, recession!!!! I need one... Now lol.... "

I can sit on you and wiggle about a bit, would that help??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Notts or Mrs Notts?

can you see whats coming next lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

MR... Mr lol...

Bad cricked neck... feckin hurts too lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah sorry im busy lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

well it would have got better before you got here anyway pmsl....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I could put my stillettos on and walk up and down your back if you like darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont think that would help hes neck lol

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Ohhhh Help.... Is there any qualified masseuse anywhere near Notts.... I'm in pain, tried ringing round they are all shut... Blimey, recession!!!! I need one... Now lol.... "

Now then Mr Notts... I could assist ...if you wanted a really deep one... but we are bit too far from each other...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get the same as you alot Mr Notts and take anti-inflammetories as that will help alot then hot and cold the area that hurts. Then slowly turn yr head left to right and then up and down when it doesnt hurt as much. You may find laying flat on the floor and stretching the spin out will help .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I do... I sooooo do need a proper deep one, i'm in agony lol..

Tried the Yellow pages, the back of the local rag, the iphones tap a massage lol, the lot.. bloody suns out and they all having the day off....

Not wanting a freebee but a real proper no finger up the bum proper one lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I get the same as you alot Mr Notts and take anti-inflammetories as that will help alot then hot and cold the area that hurts. Then slowly turn yr head left to right and then up and down when it doesnt hurt as much. You may find laying flat on the floor and stretching the spin out will help ."

I have diclofenac... Voltorol, even have some emergency diamorph in ... not quite that bad yet mind lol..... I'm sure some strong soft hands and some hot oil would have the stiffness sorted in hours Mmmmmm

No really its killing lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But if youve trapped a nerve or disc out of place you shouldnt get a massage you need osteopath mate as more damage can be done .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Blimey.... having enough bother trying to get a masseuse lol.. Lazy gits pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wrong person for you mate osteopath is what you need trust me .

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton

Ibuprofen or diclofenac (Voltarol) from the chemist if you have no pain relief honey. You can take paracetamol and codeine too for more pain relief. Have you tried the mobile masseurs? Or the osteopaths? xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did say that but not as well put lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ibuprofen or diclofenac (Voltarol) from the chemist if you have no pain relief honey. You can take paracetamol and codeine too for more pain relief. Have you tried the mobile masseurs? Or the osteopaths? xxx"

I'd try anything right now.... Done the diclofenac, no good.. can feel the muscle thats buggered lol.. just needs a pampering lol.. but an ostepath may help..

I'm suffering.... Boooo Hooooo

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton


"Ibuprofen or diclofenac (Voltarol) from the chemist if you have no pain relief honey. You can take paracetamol and codeine too for more pain relief. Have you tried the mobile masseurs? Or the osteopaths? xxx

I'd try anything right now.... Done the diclofenac, no good.. can feel the muscle thats buggered lol.. just needs a pampering lol.. but an ostepath may help..

I'm suffering.... Boooo Hooooo "

Try paramol, paracetamol and dihydrocodeine or cocodamol as well as diclofenac. Should work together with the Diclofenac and help. And I could give you a cuddle lol. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your self to A&E if its that bad as you might have damaged something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh def.

i have dic every morning

works wonders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must remember to post a thread when my back or pelvis are out next time

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Ibuprofen or diclofenac (Voltarol) from the chemist if you have no pain relief honey. You can take paracetamol and codeine too for more pain relief. Have you tried the mobile masseurs? Or the osteopaths? xxx

I'd try anything right now.... Done the diclofenac, no good.. can feel the muscle thats buggered lol.. just needs a pampering lol.. but an ostepath may help..

I'm suffering.... Boooo Hooooo

Try paramol, paracetamol and dihydrocodeine or cocodamol as well as diclofenac. Should work together with the Diclofenac and help. And I could give you a cuddle lol. xxx "

On serious and professional note..

Osteopath or, in my experience better still Chiropractor but needs to be BAC approved... asap. General medical practitioner not the best option as they deal with all sorts of general things but this is more specialist stuff.. the MASSAGE, MASSAGE..MASSAGE

and it will hurt... sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you hun....

I have had a few top of my back issues lately, recon its related now...

Ooooo It Hurts anyway... More pain may help!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you hun....

I have had a few top of my back issues lately, recon its related now...

Ooooo It Hurts anyway... More pain may help!"

well if thats mr notts asking i will always go out of me way to help you with pain, a kick in ya goulies is long over due my mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhhh Help.... Is there any qualified masseuse anywhere near Notts.... I'm in pain, tried ringing round they are all shut... Blimey, recession!!!! I need one... Now lol.... "

hell i wish i was !!! sorry to hear you need it though hope all is well soon x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that would take ya mind off ya back

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Ohhhh Help.... Is there any qualified masseuse anywhere near Notts.... I'm in pain, tried ringing round they are all shut... Blimey, recession!!!! I need one... Now lol.... "

Where is your pain? I am not in notts but could still help you with your pain using seomthing else. I could do it over the Internet if you have microphone headphones.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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well if thats mr notts asking i will always go out of me way to help you with pain, a kick in ya goulies is long over due my mate"

I couldn't possible kick you mate... too much pain at the Mo sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ohhhh Help.... Is there any qualified masseuse anywhere near Notts.... I'm in pain, tried ringing round they are all shut... Blimey, recession!!!! I need one... Now lol....

Where is your pain? I am not in notts but could still help you with your pain using seomthing else. I could do it over the Internet if you have microphone headphones. "

Well reading that its now spread to me feckin ears.... Ewww

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