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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mine is really boring and relates to sea urchin evolution. Over time their anus has moved away from being adjacent to their mouth. Can you imagine the early ones having shit for dinner every night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pigs are pregnant for 3 months, 3 weeks and 3 days.

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

Killer whales hunt in packs and use teamwork to out smart their pray. I watched a programme where 3 kw made waves using their tails to knock a sea lion off a piece of secluded ice where another 3 were waiting on the opposite side. Clever fuckers they are

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pigs are pregnant for 3 months, 3 weeks and 3 days. "
That's rubbish my cousin was pregnant for 40 weeks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Killer whales hunt in packs and use teamwork to out smart their pray. I watched a programme where 3 kw made waves using their tails to knock a sea lion off a piece of secluded ice where another 3 were waiting on the opposite side. Clever fuckers they are "
They are smart buggers, some of them have even evolved to become specialist killers and their anatomy has changed too. Some are even killers of other whales basically drowning much bigger species such as blues by working as a team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some female spiders such as the huntsman spider kill their male partners after sex. Good way to die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scotland wasn't joined on to England until about 400 million years ago. Unfortunately it is now! This post ain't going to help me find Friends north of the border

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calling yourself a straight male on fab means fuck all ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Octopus when bored eat their own arms

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By *utie91Woman
over a year ago

Hitchin

A banana is a berry, a strawberry is not a berry. A raspberry is also not a berry

Also

Door hinges are not equal distances from the top and the bottom, they are further from the bottom than they are from the top. This is due to perception.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When two initially isolated systems in separate but nearby regions of space, each in thermodynamic equilibrium with itself but not necessarily with each other, are then allowed to interact, they will eventually reach a mutual thermodynamic equilibrium. The sum of the entropies of the initially isolated systems is less than or equal to the total entropy of the final combination. Equality occurs just when the two original systems have all their respective intensive variables (temperature, pressure) equal; then the final system also has the same values.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scotland wasn't joined on to England until about 400 million years ago. Unfortunately it is now! This post ain't going to help me find Friends north of the border "
Oh yes the great glen fault! Also New Zealand's islands originated from vety different areas hence their different geology

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

A group of cats is called a clowder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can lick pussy for hours.......fact

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There is a microfossil called an ostracod used in hydrocarbon exploration that has a penis 9 times the length of it's body

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By *imnastMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Pigs can't look up. Fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a microfossil called an ostracod used in hydrocarbon exploration that has a penis 9 times the length of it's body"

Good useless info Sounds like you're a geologist, I'm one too

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Pigs are pregnant for 3 months, 3 weeks and 3 days. That's rubbish my cousin was pregnant for 40 weeks"

Awww lol

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Killer whales hunt in packs and use teamwork to out smart their pray. I watched a programme where 3 kw made waves using their tails to knock a sea lion off a piece of secluded ice where another 3 were waiting on the opposite side. Clever fuckers they are They are smart buggers, some of them have even evolved to become specialist killers and their anatomy has changed too. Some are even killers of other whales basically drowning much bigger species such as blues by working as a team"

I watched that one too!. Was sad for the baby and mom couldn't do shit. We all thought the great white was the daddy of the seas after jaws lol. Move over mutherfucker. There's a new boss in town. I do actually like watching them hunt. So fascinating

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By *wesomeSauce!Man
over a year ago

Brighton

The reason toast always falls butter side down is due to our height. Tables are generally waist high, and the toast only has time to do half a turn before it hits the floor.

If we were twice as tall, and tables were also twice as high, we wouldn't have this problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a nuclear attack don't use conditioner on your hair - like you'd have any !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is a microfossil called an ostracod used in hydrocarbon exploration that has a penis 9 times the length of it's body

Good useless info Sounds like you're a geologist, I'm one too "
Yes, I realised I didn't have a passion for the business during my final year at uni though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After a nuclear attack don't use conditioner on your hair - like you'd have any !"

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

That the 1891 American census was destroyed In a fire - nightmare for family historians

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Calling yourself a straight male on fab means fuck all ...... "

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood


"When two initially isolated systems in separate but nearby regions of space, each in thermodynamic equilibrium with itself but not necessarily with each other, are then allowed to interact, they will eventually reach a mutual thermodynamic equilibrium. The sum of the entropies of the initially isolated systems is less than or equal to the total entropy of the final combination. Equality occurs just when the two original systems have all their respective intensive variables (temperature, pressure) equal; then the final system also has the same values."

Eh

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

A nautical mile is 1.1 land miles or 1852 metres

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By *mojeeCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

The plural of octopus is octopuses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a cooling silicate melt, the fractionating gradients will drive the cotectic towards the granite minima....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your foot and forearm are the same length

You just checked didn't you XD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swans mate for life with one partner

They also may choose the same sex partner.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"The reason toast always falls butter side down is due to our height. Tables are generally waist high, and the toast only has time to do half a turn before it hits the floor.

If we were twice as tall, and tables were also twice as high, we wouldn't have this problem.

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see... but if cats always fall on their feet..... what happens then you strap toast to a cat?

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By *rjimMan
over a year ago

nr bristol


"A banana is a berry, a strawberry is not a berry. A raspberry is also not a berry

Also

Door hinges are not equal distances from the top and the bottom, they are further from the bottom than they are from the top. This is due to perception."

I think you will find it's due to being at different distances. usually 6 and 9 inches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hinges are 6 inches from the top and 9 inches from the bottom and please no naughty comments

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By *wesomeSauce!Man
over a year ago

Brighton


"The reason toast always falls butter side down is due to our height. Tables are generally waist high, and the toast only has time to do half a turn before it hits the floor.

If we were twice as tall, and tables were also twice as high, we wouldn't have this problem.

see... but if cats always fall on their feet..... what happens then you strap toast to a cat? "

You know, I was sooo tempted to add that bit on at the end. I believe (from the top of my head) that it was Douglas Adams that theorised this could be an anti gravity device.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hinges are 6 inches from the top and 9 inches from the bottom and please no naughty comments "

Sorry was that hinges or minges?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sperm has an anti-aging effect

There’s usually a significant amount of zinc in semen. Zinc is an antioxidant that can slow down the aging process. Also, sperm contains spermine. Spermine can do everything from softening skin to smoothing out and prevent wrinkles. Sperm facial, anyone?

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

caistor


"Hinges are 6 inches from the top and 9 inches from the bottom and please no naughty comments "

Not if I have hung the door.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Pigs are pregnant for 3 months, 3 weeks and 3 days. "

You have to slap a sow on the arse to the boar will mate.

Pigs will eat anything but can't digest teeth.

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham


"Killer whales hunt in packs and use teamwork to out smart their pray. I watched a programme where 3 kw made waves using their tails to knock a sea lion off a piece of secluded ice where another 3 were waiting on the opposite side. Clever fuckers they are They are smart buggers, some of them have even evolved to become specialist killers and their anatomy has changed too. Some are even killers of other whales basically drowning much bigger species such as blues by working as a team"

Killer whales aren't actually whales at all and are a type of dolphin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Female ferrets can die from not having sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like fingerprints, everyones tongue print is different.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All polar bears are left handed

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Hinges are 6 inches from the top and 9 inches from the bottom and please no naughty comments "

It's also possible to fit a hinge the wrong way round. They have a door leaf and a frame leaf.

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By *irthyMan
over a year ago

outside banbury

There is only one Tube Station (the old traditional lines ex new DLR etc) that's name does not contain nay of the letters in the word MACKEREL !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HULL CITY is the only football team in England and Scotland where you cant fill in one of the letters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sheep can't walk backwards due to the shape of their legs

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham


"There is only one Tube Station (the old traditional lines ex new DLR etc) that's name does not contain nay of the letters in the word MACKEREL !!!!"

St. John's Wood

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

In a low earth orbit. Which is where the ISS sits. There is approximately 90% gravity. Weightlessness only occurs as everything is in constant free fall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can lick pussy for hours.......fact"

Why would u want to?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Pigs can't look up. Fact."
there's no piggypedia .. fact

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Hinges are 6 inches from the top and 9 inches from the bottom and please no naughty comments

Sorry was that hinges or minges?"
I'm sure that minges are closer than nine inches from most bottoms

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By *raigStarrMan
over a year ago

St. Helens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The substance that get collected at the bottom of pockets on trousers is called gnurr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All polar bears are left handed "

I like to be individual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penguins only have sex once a year. Just like my ex brother in law.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Queen Elizabeth and Marilyn Monroe were both born in the same year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hinges are 6 inches from the top and 9 inches from the bottom and please no naughty comments

Sorry was that hinges or minges?I'm sure that minges are closer than nine inches from most bottoms

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Depends where u hang out lol

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"When two initially isolated systems in separate but nearby regions of space, each in thermodynamic equilibrium with itself but not necessarily with each other, are then allowed to interact, they will eventually reach a mutual thermodynamic equilibrium. The sum of the entropies of the initially isolated systems is less than or equal to the total entropy of the final combination. Equality occurs just when the two original systems have all their respective intensive variables (temperature, pressure) equal; then the final system also has the same values."

I think I just came.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When two initially isolated systems in separate but nearby regions of space, each in thermodynamic equilibrium with itself but not necessarily with each other, are then allowed to interact, they will eventually reach a mutual thermodynamic equilibrium. The sum of the entropies of the initially isolated systems is less than or equal to the total entropy of the final combination. Equality occurs just when the two original systems have all their respective intensive variables (temperature, pressure) equal; then the final system also has the same values."

Well derrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sheep can't walk backwards due to the shape of their legs"

I disagree..

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By *uscious_lips30Woman
over a year ago

gloucestershire

There was a fire on the titanic that started when it left dock at Southampton and it took 3 days for it to be put out. This caused weakening within the steel so when it hit the iceberg it never stood a chance

Henry the 8th wrote the piece of music titled greensleeves for Anne Boleyn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Green tea and black tea come from the same plant. Black tea is just processed and fermented.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male pigs have corkscrew shaped cocks and a pig's orgasm can last up to 30 mins.

I'm coming back as a piggy.

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By *B1925Man
over a year ago

neath

Space is constantly expanding but expands into nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When two initially isolated systems in separate but nearby regions of space, each in thermodynamic equilibrium with itself but not necessarily with each other, are then allowed to interact, they will eventually reach a mutual thermodynamic equilibrium. The sum of the entropies of the initially isolated systems is less than or equal to the total entropy of the final combination. Equality occurs just when the two original systems have all their respective intensive variables (temperature, pressure) equal; then the final system also has the same values.

I think I just came. "

I can recite all the thermodynamic laws off by heart, if I did that I'd expect all your clothes to just fall off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monkey nuts aren't actually nuts. And they grow under ground and are really peas.

Also current American is probably closer to the real original English accent than today's standard English accent. The current English evolved in the 19th century (I think) as a non rhotic language in order to improve status amongst peers. Apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When two initially isolated systems in separate but nearby regions of space, each in thermodynamic equilibrium with itself but not necessarily with each other, are then allowed to interact, they will eventually reach a mutual thermodynamic equilibrium. The sum of the entropies of the initially isolated systems is less than or equal to the total entropy of the final combination. Equality occurs just when the two original systems have all their respective intensive variables (temperature, pressure) equal; then the final system also has the same values."

Knowledge of the second law of thermodynamics is far from pointless. It teaches you that when you open a window,you are not letting the cold in and that is worth knowing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.  

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Sheep can't walk backwards due to the shape of their legs

I disagree..

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So do I I've seen sheep walk backwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When two initially isolated systems in separate but nearby regions of space, each in thermodynamic equilibrium with itself but not necessarily with each other, are then allowed to interact, they will eventually reach a mutual thermodynamic equilibrium. The sum of the entropies of the initially isolated systems is less than or equal to the total entropy of the final combination. Equality occurs just when the two original systems have all their respective intensive variables (temperature, pressure) equal; then the final system also has the same values.

Knowledge of the second law of thermodynamics is far from pointless. It teaches you that when you open a window,you are not letting the cold in and that is worth knowing. "

I agree, not pointless to me as it forms part of my job. To pretty much everyone on here it means chuff all though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Killer whales hunt in packs and use teamwork to out smart their pray. I watched a programme where 3 kw made waves using their tails to knock a sea lion off a piece of secluded ice where another 3 were waiting on the opposite side. Clever fuckers they are They are smart buggers, some of them have even evolved to become specialist killers and their anatomy has changed too. Some are even killers of other whales basically drowning much bigger species such as blues by working as a team

I watched that one too!. Was sad for the baby and mom couldn't do shit. We all thought the great white was the daddy of the seas after jaws lol. Move over mutherfucker. There's a new boss in town. I do actually like watching them hunt. So fascinating "
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There actually a member of the dolphin family!.

One of the few species found everywhere on the planet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is only one hotel on Blackpool Promanede (The Metropole) All the others are on other side of road so not on the prom

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Monkey nuts aren't actually nuts. And they grow under ground and are really peas.

Also current American is probably closer to the real original English accent than today's standard English accent. The current English evolved in the 19th century (I think) as a non rhotic language in order to improve status amongst peers. Apparently.

"

Tudor English, which is why they call trousers pants (from pantaloons).

The Earth's atmosphere ends 120 miles up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When two initially isolated systems in separate but nearby regions of space, each in thermodynamic equilibrium with itself but not necessarily with each other, are then allowed to interact, they will eventually reach a mutual thermodynamic equilibrium. The sum of the entropies of the initially isolated systems is less than or equal to the total entropy of the final combination. Equality occurs just when the two original systems have all their respective intensive variables (temperature, pressure) equal; then the final system also has the same values.

Eh "

Would this not be a similar principle to mixing hot and cold water in a bowl?

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds

There are more stars than grains of sand from every desert and beach in the world.

Think about it.....that's a fucking lot !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The SA80 has a muzzle velocity of 940 m/s

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham


"There actually a member of the dolphin family!.

One of the few species found everywhere on the planet"

Never seen one in London.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bananas and Brazil nuts are slightly radioactive apparently if you walk in to a nuclear power station with a pocket full you could set the alarm off because the alarm is that sensitive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a brain full of useless faff (until I'm in a pub quiz and then it's suddenly bloomin' handy). One that I have no idea why my little grey cells have retained is that a vessel is deemed to be overtaking when it is at least 22 and a half degrees abaft the beam. I don't need to know this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a brain full of useless faff (until I'm in a pub quiz and then it's suddenly bloomin' handy). One that I have no idea why my little grey cells have retained is that a vessel is deemed to be overtaking when it is at least 22 and a half degrees abaft the beam. I don't need to know this. "
With great boobies like that it matters not one jot if you know nothing haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Los Angeles' full name is 'El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de Los Angeles de Porciuncula' and the abbreviation 'L.A' is 3.63% of the full name

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"When two initially isolated systems in separate but nearby regions of space, each in thermodynamic equilibrium with itself but not necessarily with each other, are then allowed to interact, they will eventually reach a mutual thermodynamic equilibrium. The sum of the entropies of the initially isolated systems is less than or equal to the total entropy of the final combination. Equality occurs just when the two original systems have all their respective intensive variables (temperature, pressure) equal; then the final system also has the same values."

Is this why sex in the snow is bad for the knees?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bananas and Brazil nuts are slightly radioactive apparently if you walk in to a nuclear power station with a pocket full you could set the alarm off because the alarm is that sensitive "
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I doubt it, have you seen the average leakage from a nuclear plant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It takes 8 seconds for the Sun's light to reach the earth. That's twice as long as i can last!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Wow I hold loads, however, the history of the longbow brought up some stunners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It takes 8 seconds for the Sun's light to reach the earth. That's twice as long as i can last! "

It's actually 8 minutes and 20 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first number drawn in the first national lottery draw was 10.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That you shouldn't feed the troll.

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Only the female mosquitoe drinks blood...

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

The circumference of a standard pint glass is greater than it's height.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Only the female mosquitoe drinks blood..."

Need the protein to breed.

I always thought about sperm, that's got more protein. Should one spread cum in a hot place?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yak's have pink milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Statistically speaking. Bearded women are less likey to cheat on their partner than bearded men are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B, M and P are the three letters that are impossible to say without both of your lips touching.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All polar bears are left handed "

And colour blind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"B, M and P are the three letters that are impossible to say without both of your lips touching.

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Every reader is now sounding out those 2 letters trying not to put lips together

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By *ockyjohnMan
over a year ago

North West

6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy

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By *nne CallanWoman
over a year ago

Nothing to see here. Please move along.

A UK mens size 10 shoe is 12 inches/1 foot long

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

The ratio of the planck length to the size of a human cell is about the same as the ratio of the human cell to the size of the universe.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"B, M and P are the three letters that are impossible to say without both of your lips touching.

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I also learnt through experience that you cannot pronounce the letter F without front teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow..

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Bananas and Brazil nuts are slightly radioactive apparently if you walk in to a nuclear power station with a pocket full you could set the alarm off because the alarm is that sensitive .

I doubt it, have you seen the average leakage from a nuclear plant "
I bet my bananas are radioactive where I live ... And most other things in my house as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's an offence to push a Moose out of a plane in Alaska

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yak's have pink milk"

Pepto-Bismol!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

If you pack too many pistachio's in a crate they will spontaneously combust!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only point where Celsius and Fahrenheit are the same temperature is -40°

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

there used to be a special chair before a new pope became a pope with a hole in the middle to feel if he was a man and not a disguised woman

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Pi to several tens of numbers. Calculators and computers are useful instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alligators are ornery because of their medulla oblongata

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

One quarter of the bones in your body are in your feet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There has never been a killing of a human by a killer whale in the wild. The killer name given to the Orca whale is actually because of their killer instinct.

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"A banana is a berry, a strawberry is not a berry. A raspberry is also not a berry

Also

Door hinges are not equal distances from the top and the bottom, they are further from the bottom than they are from the top. This is due to perception."

Ha Ha not on our doors they are equidistant as I fitted them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on 11th august you are supposed to trim lavendar to 11 inches -

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

A peanut isn't a nut it's a legume!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the top five divisions of English football, only one team's name contains all 5 vowels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rabbits eat their own poo.

Not sure if that's technically correct, but my 5 year old imparted this information to a room full of people today.

We don't even own rabbits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thunder is caused by lightning super heating the air around it to the point where it explodes. The resulting explosion is known as thunder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three times the circumference of your head is your height...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"there used to be a special chair before a new pope became a pope with a hole in the middle to feel if he was a man and not a disguised woman"

That's awesome lol. Nearly pissed my pants laughing

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley


"HULL CITY is the only football team in England and Scotland where you cant fill in one of the letters"

CELTIC. can't fill in any letters in that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big group of penguins is called a field.

If you fly over a field of penguins they all look up and follow you and then fall over.

Funny as fuck. Fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jayne Mansfield opened the chiswick flyover...only interesting thing thats ever happened there..

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

I still know my phone number from the house I was born in. It hasn't been my number for 24 years. I would say that is pretty useless info.

Another useless fact; my next door neighbours bought a new clock for their bedroom today. I know this because they have attached it to the dividing wall between our beds and it ticks so loud I can hear it. I only have around 60% hearing in one ear and none in the other. They need to take their clock back to the shop pretty sharpish.

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By *rCurious1Man
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

Did you know a polar bears fur is not white lol

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

Bridges in the U.K. Are higher than the rest of Europe because of London buses, fact!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A recent study said that the women who have a little extra weight generally lived longer than the men who mention it... Fact

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By *leedsMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Hippopotamuses mammary milk is pink

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex


"6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy "

lol

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By *irtycpl7980Couple
over a year ago

Northumberland

The Archaeopteryx was the first feathered bird, as a Dinosaur it is the missing link of the bird/Dinosaur world.

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By *uperchargedMan
over a year ago

Manchester

The German for bagpipes is 'dudelsack' and the instrument family they belong to is 'aerophone'

And not once did I call them musical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rabbits eat their own poo.

Not sure if that's technically correct, but my 5 year old imparted this information to a room full of people today.

We don't even own rabbits. "

ive had rabbits in the past and yes the first poo and second poo are different - they eat it to gain most nutrition from the food or something -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A helicopter would fall out of the sky if it lost it's Jesus nut.

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By *irthyMan
over a year ago

outside banbury


"There is only one Tube Station (the old traditional lines ex new DLR etc) that's name does not contain nay of the letters in the word MACKEREL !!!!

St. John's Wood "

Boom !

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

A blow job got its name from.prostitutes in victorian days it comes from the term they used to use called a "below job" over the centries we have changed it thought. Obviously reffering to a sexual.job below the belt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not as green as I'm cabbage looking x

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Apart from owls rabbits are the only creatures that can see behind them without moving that's why they're difficult to catch (handy hint throw a towel over them)

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Glass is actually a liquid and moves at a rate of 1 millimetre every thousand years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The surface temperature of the sun is around 3.5 million degrees fahrenheit. Not that you would have noticed this summer.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"When two initially isolated systems in separate but nearby regions of space, each in thermodynamic equilibrium with itself but not necessarily with each other, are then allowed to interact, they will eventually reach a mutual thermodynamic equilibrium. The sum of the entropies of the initially isolated systems is less than or equal to the total entropy of the final combination. Equality occurs just when the two original systems have all their respective intensive variables (temperature, pressure) equal; then the final system also has the same values.

Eh "
You know I was gonna put this fact on here too LIKE wtf

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.


"Rabbits eat their own poo.

Not sure if that's technically correct, but my 5 year old imparted this information to a room full of people today.

We don't even own rabbits. "

They need to digest a percentage of their droppings to get the full range of nutrients to survive.

The droppings are known as cecotropes...

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

The word "shit" came from canal boats/shipping.

When nitrates(poo) were transported by boat, they needed to be kept dry, damp nitrates can spontaneously combust.

So the were marked Ship High In Transit, shortened to S.H.I.T.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calling someone a "pussy" has nothing to do with vaginas. It comes from a contraction of "pusillanimous" meaning - showing a lack of courage or determination; timid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a donkey can see all its 4 feet all of the time

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

A yard of ale is 2.5 pints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The surface temperature of the sun is around 3.5 million degrees fahrenheit. Not that you would have noticed this summer. "
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It's actually relatively cool... Around 5000 degrees c

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By *evon DelightCouple
over a year ago

A town in Devon


"When two initially isolated systems in separate but nearby regions of space, each in thermodynamic equilibrium with itself but not necessarily with each other, are then allowed to interact, they will eventually reach a mutual thermodynamic equilibrium. The sum of the entropies of the initially isolated systems is less than or equal to the total entropy of the final combination. Equality occurs just when the two original systems have all their respective intensive variables (temperature, pressure) equal; then the final system also has the same values.

Eh You know I was gonna put this fact on here too LIKE wtf "

Ah yes. But given that God is infinite and all time is relative.... What piece of sporting equipment best represents the galaxy...... discuss...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.."

African or European?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polar bear liver is poisonous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That you shouldn't feed the troll. "

But you should definitely feed the pony

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