FabSwingers.com forum: Haha, that's punny

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just packing my new Warburtons suitcase and it's all ready Jam packed

But at least I'm bready to go now

It cost me a lot of dough, but it's toastally awesome

I really kneaded this suitcase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just packing my new Warburtons suitcase and it's all ready Jam packed

But at least I'm bready to go now

It cost me a lot of dough, but it's toastally awesome

I really kneaded this

suitcase"

I would reply but at this hour i cant use my loaf

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

We'll have naan of that on here thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you off to earn your crust or is it a holiday and some loafing around?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you off to earn your crust or is it a holiday and some loafing around? "

Im assuming he is the bread winner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you off to earn your crust or is it a holiday and some loafing around?

Im assuming he is the bread winner"

thats a nice pair of puns you have there

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Anyway you slice it ,

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

I take pitta on you all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a big reply all planned and stuff....

But it just felt a bit... Stale.

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

Well you'd baguette ready for some more cause I'm on a roll

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester

Hope you packed your condoms to wrap it! When you find the crumpet to roll on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you off to earn your crust or is it a holiday and some loafing around?

Im assuming he is the bread winner

thats a nice pair of puns you have there

Thank you..they help me rise pretty well

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

About to say something then but now it's scone

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

i wasn't gonna reply buttie had to.

i don't care if that's not funny.

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester

It is dough !

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"i wasn't gonna reply buttie had to.

i don't care if that's not funny.

It was a bit crumby

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

"i wasn't gonna reply buttie had to.

i don't care if that's not funny.

It was worth the whisk

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"i wasn't gonna reply buttie had to.

i don't care if that's not funny.

It was a bit crumby

at least it wasn't seedy (batch)

erm yes, i'll get my coat.

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"i wasn't gonna reply buttie had to.

i don't care if that's not funny.

It was worth the whisk"

at yeast i found it hilarious

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

Rye would you think it wouldn't be? You'd have to be nuts to think it's not!

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

coz i'm barley funny and only amuse myself wheat my jokes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pitta anyone coming across this bread and looking for a bit of bloomer. Its just not bun-y

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

Some might be a bit half baked but the rest are all white

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester

I knead half and half

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

What a thick cut!

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

i'd butter go now, running out of puns here already.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Making a wholemeal of this arent we?

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester

Hovisly

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

If fiber known it was going to go on for this long....

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester

Wrap it up then !

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

not me, i'm just loafing around now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im baguetting out of here!

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

That's me done I'm toast. Im off to bread.

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester

I thin you butter

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester

Naan night

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester

Don't roll out

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester

Think we all knead to baguetting to bread ! Wrap up it's floury cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just packing my new Warburtons suitcase and it's all ready Jam packed

But at least I'm bready to go now

It cost me a lot of dough, but it's toastally awesome

I really kneaded this suitcase"

I hope it's not white bread ... otherwise you will get those Hovis Witnesses grilling you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lot are just buttering up the OP. Not a whole grain of integrity amongst this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You away to earn a crust.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've lost my train of thought

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Blimey, you lot have spread the puns thickly. Were you expecting to get a rise out of him? A bunch of flours sent to you for doing such a good job?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it 'knead' to be all work? Or, are you going to 'sandwhich' in a bit of fun too?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I hate getting sucked into pun threads. So this time I'm not going to rise to it

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I hate getting sucked into pun threads. So this time I'm not going to rise to it

But you're normally cooking with gas on these kinds of threads, you're roll over it, showing everyone how it's done. Are you really telling me your response was just for filling in time? Please dough tell me that, it will make me sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate getting sucked into pun threads. So this time I'm not going to rise to it

It's the yeast you could do

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

Oh crepe, I'd butter come up with some more puns as this thread really kneads reigniting, but don't be in a pitta despair its crust a matter of time before I come up with good one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Did anyone hear about the Italian chef?

He pasta way

The doctor tried to bring him back. But he cannoli do so much

But recipes will become a pizza history

So sad, here today, gone tomato

Sending my prayers to olive his family

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

It must must be hard for his family, they will need to penne his obituary. I heard he was a saucy fellow, his wife had the patience of a saint, I don't know how she didn't blow a fusilli.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheat are you all chaffing about?

Fuzz

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Wheat are you all chaffing about?

Fuzz"

Cake is spaghetting his knickers in a twist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dolemio a flavour and tagliatelle me again please?

Fuzz

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