FabSwingers.com forum: Injuries

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I tore my hamstring this weekend, I was playing sports not at a meet. However got me thinking what is the worst injury you sustained whilst at a meet, playing at a club or having sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does accidentally almost being suffocated count?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I guess if it was an accident lol. Bit close to the mark though. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guess if it was an accident lol. Bit close to the mark though. X"

It was an accident... I hope.

During doggy I ended up face down in a pillow and couldn't lift myself back up again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banjo string, wrong hole, lots of blood, no more needs saying really.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Banjo string, wrong hole, lots of blood, no more needs saying really."

oooo, I feel a new fanjo fails thread occurring soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sounds like a good reason to be buried in a pillow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the time I burnt my vagina with a glass dildo...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Banjo spring?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think you are a walking accident lol. However I would like to know how you burn yourself with a glass dildo

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

I ended up in hospital on a drip for 24 hours !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ooooops big session?

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

"Ooooops big session?"

Alas not, came down with food poisoning mid meet and ended up in hospital with chronic dehydration later

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now that is not pleasant. Hope you are well now my friend

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

"Now that is not pleasant. Hope you are well now my friend

yeah it was ages ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tore my hamstring this weekend, I was playing sports not at a meet. However got me thinking what is the worst injury you sustained whilst at a meet, playing at a club or having sex?"

nothing serious really, just carpet burns

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Dislocation of my hip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During sex...just a pulled neck

Hoovering....tour my piriformis muscle wasnout of action for 6 bloody weeks!

MrsK x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sporting injuries.......dislocating my shoulder playing rugby and tearing chest tendons playing golf.

Sex wise.....has to be the dreaded snapped banjo string

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

the obvious carpet burn... and a very unpleasant 3sum that ended up with me bleading ...

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By *ophleeCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Ouch ouch Ouch, this thread is enough to scare us off sex, oh well maybe not lol. Fingers crossed we stay injury free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dislocated my hip!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rather large man and my unprepared lady tunnel. There was tearing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still recovering from a broken shoulder and elbow after a failed attempt at dogging in June

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banjo string while girlfriend have me oral ouch

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Not an injury as such but a guy once bit my boob - a proper nip and it took ages to heal and left a scar. I wasn't pleased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have hurt my elbow not sure how.. But over a week its still feeling strange not sure if I have been sleeping on it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago now a guy I met decided to finger bash me with sharp nails cut and bruised me really bad couldn't sit properly for a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad oysters.. wooden house in NZ.. didnt make the toilet !! Very messy !!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Didn't happen to me, but a friend of mine suffered a penis fracture a few years ago when having sex. Massive boner, his gf was hopping up and down vigorously and missed the angle. Ouch!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex wise just a dislocated finger.

Rugby wise, currently recovering from broken ribs and a torn rib cartilage. In the past I've torn my left bicep off the bone, broken and dislocated fingers as well as the usual bumps and bruises.

Moral of the story is stick to sex, far less painful

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By *ust Us TogetherCouple
over a year ago

Newport

Friction burn on my foreskin using a We-Vibe and the lube drying out...took months to heal.

Not really an injury but: licked my way though a pair of edible knickers my wife was wearing.....the food colouring in them stained my face bright red for days!!!

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By *lue9753Man
over a year ago

Oldham

Had a d*unken fumble in a girls house many yrs ago n burnt my srsecon the gas fire trying to get into her knickers couldnt sit down for 3 days agony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulled a hamstring ( leg was on the ceiling of the car ( love the car))... loads of bruises on the boobs ( rough meet ) .... loads and loads of bruises on the legs ( we like to roll together) ...

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I had such badly bruised (black) breast after riding the hugest dick in the world (think bucking bronco) I had to go to the walk in clinic.

Doc asked how I'd done it. There was an excuse that involved (a lie) Ikea.

Does this count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broke a bed before, but never serious sex injuries. I save those for other activities. Currently have large numbers of stitches in right forearm and even worse left foot, standing on buts of cotton is surprisingly painful!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Sporting injuries. Too many to list individually but I've broken 47 bones in total.

Worst being my back & pelvis, which now leads to the odd comical moment in certain sexual positions, as my hip seizes & has on the odd occasion popped out its socket!

Bloody painful, leads to colourful language & then me performing a contortionist act to get it back in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"During sex...just a pulled neck

Hoovering....tour my piriformis muscle wasnout of action for 6 bloody weeks!

MrsK x "

How the actual fuck did you do that hoovering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pulled a hamstring ( leg was on the ceiling of the car ( love the car))... loads of bruises on the boobs ( rough meet ) .... loads and loads of bruises on the legs ( we like to roll together) ... "

Who doesn't love car sex with a sexy flexible woman? Bravo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had an x riding me hard and my cock slippped out and when she slammed back down my cock doubled back and hurt like hell but seemed ok .

Several years later my bladder wasn't emptying so could not pee and was in extreme pain. Got rushed to hospital.

Had a cork screw type thing put though my stomach into my bladder to empty it and as u can imagine piss fountained it all over the place . Then had to have an op where they cut a t under my balls and cut out a damaged section of pipe and stitched me up.

Had a catheter for ages and walked like I'd shit my self for about 3 months lol.

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