FabSwingers.com forum: Whatever happened to the Milky Bar Kid?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He discovered Specsavers and lived happily ever after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's covered in white chocolate bars from a terribly unethical company.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Wasn't be meant to be strong and tough?

Fickle little twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well he was strong and tough and only the best was good enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was eaten

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Wasn't be meant to be strong and tough?

Fickle little twat"

*he.

I should sleep.

Wasn't he in Stuart Little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He discovered dark chocolate so they shot him, company policy apparently

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is it really chocolate????

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

He flounced off in a fit of pique when everyone started getting excited about the possibility of ruby chocolate instead and he realised he wasn't the new favourite any more.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Well he was strong and tough and only the best was good enough

I like the creamiest milk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well he was strong and tough and only the best was good enough

I like the creamiest milk!

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the creamy goodness that's in milky bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He flounced off in a fit of pique when everyone started getting excited about the possibility of ruby chocolate instead and he realised he wasn't the new favourite any more."

Ruby Chocolate Lou?? What is this?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"He flounced off in a fit of pique when everyone started getting excited about the possibility of ruby chocolate instead and he realised he wasn't the new favourite any more.

Ruby Chocolate Lou?? What is this?"

Google it. Witchcraft!

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

What happened to a lot of similar ads.

Can't remember the last time I seen milky bar kid ad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He discovered dark chocolate so they shot him, company policy apparently

Damn it he was a good kid.

In other news...

Super Mario is no longer a plumber wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Operation Yewtree

Say no more

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

He grew up and got a proper job!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"He discovered dark chocolate so they shot him, company policy apparently

Damn it he was a good kid.

In other news...

Super Mario is no longer a plumber wtf

You'll be telling me Peach isn't a princess next.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He flounced off in a fit of pique when everyone started getting excited about the possibility of ruby chocolate instead and he realised he wasn't the new favourite any more.

Ruby Chocolate Lou?? What is this?

Google it. Witchcraft!"

...,'intense sensorial delight' now that sounds better than a milky bar!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He grew up and got a proper job!

Lol, funny because it is true.

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"He discovered dark chocolate so they shot him, company policy apparently

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life can be tough for some child stars.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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He died.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you clarify the question. Which MBK do you mean?

There have been 6.

Terry Brooks 1961-1966

John Cornelius 1974-1978

Robbie Humphries 1983-1986

Anthony Eden 1988-1991

Simon Desborough 1990-1993

Gareth Watchman 1994-1996

Which one do you want an answer on ? Lol

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By *nSeeNMan
over a year ago

Z'ha'dum

He grew up and became chief taster for walkers crisps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He went to close to the sun and melted. They only found his glasses ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He ate too much free chocolate. His teeth fell out and he put on so much weight that he's now on "my 600lb life"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I grew up

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

He's alive and well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diabetes?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Can you clarify the question. Which MBK do you mean?

There have been 6.

Terry Brooks 1961-1966

John Cornelius 1974-1978

Robbie Humphries 1983-1986

Anthony Eden 1988-1991

Simon Desborough 1990-1993

Gareth Watchman 1994-1996

Which one do you want an answer on ? Lol"

Ooh...now it's got more interesting!

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By *imetoexplore69Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Turns out he was lactose intolerant.....RIP milky bar dude.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Can you clarify the question. Which MBK do you mean?

There have been 6.

Terry Brooks 1961-1966

John Cornelius 1974-1978

Robbie Humphries 1983-1986

Anthony Eden 1988-1991

Simon Desborough 1990-1993

Gareth Watchman 1994-1996

Which one do you want an answer on ? Lol"

Just googled, Terry Brooks is my first memory, apparently he went into gardening and lives in Spain now.

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By *on and TammyCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Got about half way down the thread before I realised you were all talking about the ACTUAL milky bar kid and not a fab member

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Got about half way down the thread before I realised you were all talking about the ACTUAL milky bar kid and not a fab member

Mr"

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got about half way down the thread before I realised you were all talking about the ACTUAL milky bar kid and not a fab member

Mr"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He found out that "only the best" wasn't good enough,so pissed off into oblivion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's currently giving evidence to operation Yew Tree after alleging he was molested by Captain Birdseye.

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

He grow up and tryed other chocolates, now he's a chocoholic x

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"He's currently giving evidence to operation Yew Tree after alleging he was molested by Captain Birdseye."

Seeing as the Milky Bars were always on him. I guess he finished up in bankruptcy court and now lives in a shop doorway somewhere.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

He grew up and changed his name to Polar Bear

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

he became a trannie.. currently on here as anal spunk bucket... check out some of the pics...it's definitely not milky bars on them..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He grew up and changed his name to Polar Bear "

Shhh, I'm Batm......

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