FabSwingers.com forum: Lounge chat part 39

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It ended on wax play!

As you were

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Well I was having a beauty treatment with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It ended on wax play!

As you were

Wax play that must sting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of olive oil, on a spoon, in the ear and leave it for a bit. Works a treat.

Wrong wax

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I wonder about wax down the throat...

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Bit of olive oil, on a spoon, in the ear and leave it for a bit. Works a treat.

Wrong wax"

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I wonder about wax down the throat..."

Is this for Cluedo?

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I wonder about wax down the throat..."

Are we still on the cluedo murder?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder about wax down the throat..."

House of Wax

Paris Hilton

Shite film, shite actress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ouch not my thing

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I wonder about wax down the throat...

Are we still on the cluedo murder?"

Sure.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love wax play

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I wonder about wax down the throat...

House of Wax

Paris Hilton

Shite film, shite actress

How many candles would I need?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder about wax down the throat...

House of Wax

Paris Hilton

Shite film, shite actress

How many candles would I need?"

Four candles

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I wonder about wax down the throat...

House of Wax

Paris Hilton

Shite film, shite actress

How many candles would I need?

Four candles

bravo darling bravo

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I wonder about wax down the throat...

House of Wax

Paris Hilton

Shite film, shite actress

How many candles would I need?

Four candles

Oh YouTube here I come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder about wax down the throat...

House of Wax

Paris Hilton

Shite film, shite actress

How many candles would I need?

Four candles

bravo darling bravo "

It's my favouritest sketch EVER!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder about wax down the throat...

House of Wax

Paris Hilton

Shite film, shite actress

How many candles would I need?

Four candles

Oh YouTube here I come

It just has to be done now doesnt it?!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I wonder about wax down the throat...

House of Wax

Paris Hilton

Shite film, shite actress

How many candles would I need?

Four candles

bravo darling bravo

It's my favouritest sketch EVER!!

I gotta watch now. Suddenly I don't feel so sinister.

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By *r on the EdgeMan
over a year ago

accrington

"I wonder about wax down the throat...

House of Wax

Paris Hilton

Shite film, shite actress

How many candles would I need?

Four candles

Has to be one of the funniest scenes in comedy history

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder about wax down the throat...

House of Wax

Paris Hilton

Shite film, shite actress

How many candles would I need?

Four candles

bravo darling bravo

It's my favouritest sketch EVER!!

I gotta watch now. Suddenly I don't feel so sinister.

Guaranteed giggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder about wax down the throat...

House of Wax

Paris Hilton

Shite film, shite actress

How many candles would I need?

Four candles

Has to be one of the funniest scenes in comedy history

Oh yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"love wax play

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got any o's?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Got any o's?"

How many d'you want?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now I want some Krispy kremes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got any o's?

How many d'you want?"

Nooooo! Hose!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I want some Krispy kremes "

nom!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Now I want some Krispy kremes

nom!"

Oh do they have a lemon one?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Now I want some Krispy kremes "

If you haven't got 12 dreamcakes next week....we are over

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Got any o's?

How many d'you want?

Nooooo! Hose!!

Got any pumps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I want some Krispy kremes

nom!

Oh do they have a lemon one?"

They do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got any o's?

How many d'you want?

Nooooo! Hose!!

Got any pumps? "

You gotta stop enabling me on this! I'm going to be saying all day tomorrow now

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Now I want some Krispy kremes

nom!

Oh do they have a lemon one?

They do!

Don't pull that face Dave. I didn't feed you any did I?

I just crave lemon is all....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now I want some Krispy kremes

If you haven't got 12 dreamcakes next week....we are over "

Oh I shall have 12 dreamcakes for us to eat in our room

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Got any o's?

How many d'you want?

Nooooo! Hose!!

Got any pumps?

You gotta stop enabling me on this! I'm going to be saying all day tomorrow now

Can you go to the plum'chants and ask for washers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now I want some Krispy kremes

nom!"

Think I'm going to buy some tomorrow

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Now I want some Krispy kremes

nom!

Think I'm going to buy some tomorrow "

I don't even know where the closest place is for me. I usually stop on th motorway but I don't seem to go on that often lately

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now I want some Krispy kremes

nom!

Think I'm going to buy some tomorrow

I don't even know where the closest place is for me. I usually stop on th motorway but I don't seem to go on that often lately

Well I'll bring them next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning swing and all. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning swing and all. X "

Good morning you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder about wax down the throat...

Is this for Cluedo?

Miss Honey. In the mouth. With wax. ?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Good morning you lot.

Where is the coffee?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Morning loungers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning loungers

Good morning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm still in bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat shivering at work, my heater has broke.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Morning everyone!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'm looking forward to being around little smiley people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bore da chums , my weekend begins today so some splendid walks before this mad weather hits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm looking forward to being around little smiley people "

I'm looking forward to my tattoo being finished off today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bore da chums , my weekend begins today so some splendid walks before this mad weather hits

Blimey, how long is your weekend?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm looking forward to being around little smiley people

I'm looking forward to my tattoo being finished off today "

I need to sort my ink.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm looking forward to being around little smiley people

I'm looking forward to my tattoo being finished off today

I need to sort my ink."

I didn't drink last night for this reason, seemed a bit weird!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

morning x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bore da chums , my weekend begins today so some splendid walks before this mad weather hits

Blimey, how long is your weekend?

Ha ha i work the weekends so this is mine for three days

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I'm looking forward to being around little smiley people

I'm looking forward to my tattoo being finished off today

I need to sort my ink."

I have considered a pink panther tattoo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm looking forward to being around little smiley people

I'm looking forward to my tattoo being finished off today

I need to sort my ink.

I have considered a pink panther tattoo

Oh really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking forward to being around little smiley people

I'm looking forward to my tattoo being finished off today

I need to sort my ink.

I have considered a pink panther tattoo

I had to reread who posted this.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Wandering in, having been absent for a couple of threads, how do folks?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I'm looking forward to being around little smiley people

I'm looking forward to my tattoo being finished off today

I need to sort my ink.

I have considered a pink panther tattoo

I had to reread who posted this.

Why?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Wandering in, having been absent for a couple of threads, how do folks?

Thought you were quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking forward to being around little smiley people

I'm looking forward to my tattoo being finished off today

I need to sort my ink.

I have considered a pink panther tattoo

I had to reread who posted this.

Very funny

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Morning peepsies

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I'm looking forward to being around little smiley people

I'm looking forward to my tattoo being finished off today

I need to sort my ink.

I have considered a pink panther tattoo

I had to reread who posted this.

Very funny

Don't encourage him he thinks he is funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm sat having my tattoo done

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

I prefer liquid latex. Xxx

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I'm sat having my tattoo done "

How's it going?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sat having my tattoo done

How's it going?

It's done

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I'm sat having my tattoo done

How's it going?

It's done

That was quick

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'm hungry...I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hungry...I think "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hungry...I think

Sorry, it's my natural reaction to hearing 'I'm hungry'

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I'm hungry...I think

Sorry, it's my natural reaction to hearing 'I'm hungry'"

I just thought it was the code

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm hungry...I think

Sorry, it's my natural reaction to hearing 'I'm hungry'"

Fair shout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hungry...I think

Sorry, it's my natural reaction to hearing 'I'm hungry'

Fair shout "

FAIR !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hungry...I think

Sorry, it's my natural reaction to hearing 'I'm hungry'

I just thought it was the code

Sshhhh!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

My lunch was sorely lacking! Now I'm craving something sweet as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My lunch was sorely lacking! Now I'm craving something sweet as well. "

Sweet you say

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"My lunch was sorely lacking! Now I'm craving something sweet as well.

Sweet you say

You're sweet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm hungry...I think

Sorry, it's my natural reaction to hearing 'I'm hungry'"

I actually don't think I am!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My lunch was sorely lacking! Now I'm craving something sweet as well.

Sweet you say

You're sweet

I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hungry...I think

Sorry, it's my natural reaction to hearing 'I'm hungry'

I actually don't think I am!

I may have to consult my Nostradamus but that could be one of the harbingers of the apocalypse.

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By *r on the EdgeMan
over a year ago

accrington

4 x triple chocolate muffins - just saying!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm hungry...I think

Sorry, it's my natural reaction to hearing 'I'm hungry'

Fair shout

FAIR !"

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I'm hungry...I think

Sorry, it's my natural reaction to hearing 'I'm hungry'

I actually don't think I am!

I may have to consult my Nostradamus but that could be one of the harbingers of the apocalypse. "

Uh oh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm hungry...I think

Sorry, it's my natural reaction to hearing 'I'm hungry'

I actually don't think I am!

I may have to consult my Nostradamus but that could be one of the harbingers of the apocalypse. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon

Bet you can't guess what I am eating?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Afternoon

Bet you can't guess what I am eating?"

No I can't but I'm hungry now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Afternoon

Bet you can't guess what I am eating?

No I can't but I'm hungry now

I'd roll my eyes but I'm far too angelic for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Afternoon

Bet you can't guess what I am eating?

No I can't but I'm hungry now

I'd roll my eyes but I'm far too angelic for that

It's okay I've had food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Afternoon

Bet you can't guess what I am eating?

No I can't but I'm hungry now

I'd roll my eyes but I'm far too angelic for that

It's okay I've had food

Good. I really need to eat something, I haven't eaten yet today.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Afternoon

Bet you can't guess what I am eating?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Afternoon

Bet you can't guess what I am eating?

youre eating

???? bleurgh

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Afternoon

Bet you can't guess what I am eating?

youre eating

???? bleurgh"

but what he is eating is vile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Afternoon

Bet you can't guess what I am eating?

youre eating

???? bleurgh

but what he is eating is vile

Punishment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Afternoon

Bet you can't guess what I am eating?

youre eating

???? bleurgh

but what he is eating is vile

Punishment

mind boggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Afternoon

Bet you can't guess what I am eating?"

Cock?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oooo I want cocktails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooo I want cocktails "

I'll join you. I need ABV now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooo I want cocktails

I'll join you. I need ABV now.

I need to go to supermarket!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooo I want cocktails

I'll join you. I need ABV now.

I need to go to supermarket! "
I guess you need to get dressed first, as you never are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooo I want cocktails

I'll join you. I need ABV now.

I need to go to supermarket! "

It's not the kind of date I expected.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooo I want cocktails

I'll join you. I need ABV now.

I need to go to supermarket! "

Chocolate hobnobs

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Afternoon

Bet you can't guess what I am eating?

youre eating

???? bleurgh

but what he is eating is vile

Punishment

Oooft

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooo I want cocktails

I'll join you. I need ABV now.

I need to go to supermarket! I guess you need to get dressed first, as you never are

Hey I've been dressed, in fact I've been dressed all day, I've been out today!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooo I want cocktails

I'll join you. I need ABV now.

I need to go to supermarket!

It's not the kind of date I expected.

Decided on my usual instead!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooo I want cocktails

I'll join you. I need ABV now.

I need to go to supermarket!

Chocolate hobnobs

Already got those, don't you worry

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Oooo I want cocktails

I'll join you. I need ABV now.

I need to go to supermarket!

It's not the kind of date I expected.

Soooooo demanding

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooo I want cocktails

I'll join you. I need ABV now.

I need to go to supermarket!

It's not the kind of date I expected.

Soooooo demanding

I know, these bloody men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Afternoon

Bet you can't guess what I am eating?

Cock?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Afternoon

Bet you can't guess what I am eating?

Cock?

Yeah he thinks he's a comedian today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Afternoon

Bet you can't guess what I am eating?

Cock?

Yeah he thinks he's a comedian today

It's a term of endearment. Dick!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Afternoon

Bet you can't guess what I am eating?

Cock?

Yeah he thinks he's a comedian today

It's a term of endearment. Dick!

I knew that would come back to bite me on the arse, knob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Afternoon

Bet you can't guess what I am eating?

Cock?

Yeah he thinks he's a comedian today

It's a term of endearment. Dick!

I knew that would come back to bite me on the arse, knob

You want me to bite your ass now?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Afternoon

Bet you can't guess what I am eating?

Cock?

Yeah he thinks he's a comedian today

It's a term of endearment. Dick!

I knew that would come back to bite me on the arse, knob

You want me to bite your ass now?

Nah bro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening wafflers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Afternoon

Bet you can't guess what I am eating?

Cock?

Yeah he thinks he's a comedian today

It's a term of endearment. Dick!

I knew that would come back to bite me on the arse, knob

You want me to bite your ass now?

Nah bro

What?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening wafflers

Evening Swing

How do chatty folk?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Evening wafflers

Evening Swing

How do chatty folk?"

Ow bin ya prolapse percival?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening wafflers

Evening Swing

How do chatty folk?"

It's wet

The wrong kind too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening wafflers

Evening Swing

How do chatty folk?

Ow bin ya prolapse percival?"

Just magic ta Hemorrhoid Hetty

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over a year ago

"Evening wafflers

Evening Swing

How do chatty folk?

It's wet

The wrong kind too

Just looking like it's gonna empty the contents of the heavens... and in time for my footy run around too

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Evening wafflers

Evening Swing

How do chatty folk?

Ow bin ya prolapse percival?

Just magic ta Hemorrhoid Hetty"

You been eyeing up my balloon knot? I may have been pushing a little too hard recently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening wafflers

Evening Swing

How do chatty folk?

Ow bin ya prolapse percival?

Just magic ta Hemorrhoid Hetty

You been eyeing up my balloon knot? I may have been pushing a little too hard recently

That Salt n Peppa song with "Ah, push it!" Has started playing in ma head now for some reason...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Evening wafflers

Evening Swing

How do chatty folk?

Ow bin ya prolapse percival?

Just magic ta Hemorrhoid Hetty

You been eyeing up my balloon knot? I may have been pushing a little too hard recently

That Salt n Peppa song with "Ah, push it!" Has started playing in ma head now for some reason...

P....Push it real good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening wafflers

Evening Swing

How do chatty folk?

Ow bin ya prolapse percival?

Just magic ta Hemorrhoid Hetty

You been eyeing up my balloon knot? I may have been pushing a little too hard recently

That Salt n Peppa song with "Ah, push it!" Has started playing in ma head now for some reason...

P....Push it real good. "

But with all the wrong images...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Evening wafflers

Evening Swing

How do chatty folk?

Ow bin ya prolapse percival?

Just magic ta Hemorrhoid Hetty

You been eyeing up my balloon knot? I may have been pushing a little too hard recently

That Salt n Peppa song with "Ah, push it!" Has started playing in ma head now for some reason...

P....Push it real good.

But with all the wrong images...

I'm sure I have a straining selfie somewhere.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure I have a straining selfie somewhere......."

Oh please lord no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening wafflers

Evening Swing

How do chatty folk?

It's wet

The wrong kind too

Just looking like it's gonna empty the contents of the heavens... and in time for my footy run around too

Wendyball? Self inflicted - denied

Oh wrong day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure I have a straining selfie somewhere.......

Oh please lord no.

She does

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Evening wafflers

Evening Swing

How do chatty folk?

It's wet

The wrong kind too

Just looking like it's gonna empty the contents of the heavens... and in time for my footy run around too

Wendyball? Self inflicted - denied

Oh wrong day

Wendyball

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I've just been to school. Trying to listen to teachers talk about your teens future when you have spent many a night blind d*unk with them is a hoot.

I'm currently sat in my car listening to radio 2 trying to chill before heading back to Aleppo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure I have a straining selfie somewhere.......

Oh please lord no.

She does "

That's right...she does.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Evening wafflers

Evening Swing

How do chatty folk?

Ow bin ya prolapse percival?

Just magic ta Hemorrhoid Hetty

You been eyeing up my balloon knot? I may have been pushing a little too hard recently

This is a sore subject

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure I have a straining selfie somewhere.......

Oh please lord no.

She does

That's right...she does.

If you have experienced any of the things on this thread you can call us in confidence for counselling...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I'm sure I have a straining selfie somewhere.......

Oh please lord no.

She does

That's right...she does.

If you have experienced any of the things on this thread you can call us in confidence for counselling..."

I've seen it in action... the face not the balloon knot

Oh god, sometimes I need to think about what I am saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure I have a straining selfie somewhere.......

Oh please lord no.

She does

That's right...she does.

If you have experienced any of the things on this thread you can call us in confidence for counselling..."

In confidence? Bwahaha. On here?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm sure I have a straining selfie somewhere.......

Oh please lord no.

She does

That's right...she does.

Are your eyes burning?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm sure I have a straining selfie somewhere.......

Oh please lord no.

She does

That's right...she does.

If you have experienced any of the things on this thread you can call us in confidence for counselling...

I've seen it in action... the face not the balloon knot

Oh god, sometimes I need to think about what I am saying "

You've heard it speak a few times tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure I have a straining selfie somewhere.......

Oh please lord no.

She does

That's right...she does.

Are your eyes burning?"

I suppose, not as much as your ass.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm sure I have a straining selfie somewhere.......

Oh please lord no.

She does

That's right...she does.

Are your eyes burning?

I suppose, not as much as your ass. "

Like DanBerks red balloon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure I have a straining selfie somewhere.......

Oh please lord no.

She does

That's right...she does.

Are your eyes burning?

I suppose, not as much as your ass.

Like DanBerks red balloon "

Who? ...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I'm sure I have a straining selfie somewhere.......

Oh please lord no.

She does

That's right...she does.

Are your eyes burning?

I suppose, not as much as your ass.

Like DanBerks red balloon

Who? ...

Oh no!

naughty step

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm sure I have a straining selfie somewhere.......

Oh please lord no.

She does

That's right...she does.

Are your eyes burning?

I suppose, not as much as your ass.

Like DanBerks red balloon

Who? ...

Oh no!

naughty step "

I've never been on that step

hehe well not for a while anyways

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I'm sure I have a straining selfie somewhere.......

Oh please lord no.

She does

That's right...she does.

Are your eyes burning?

I suppose, not as much as your ass.

Like DanBerks red balloon

Who? ...

Oh no!

naughty step

I've never been on that step

hehe well not for a while anyways

I quite enjoy the naughty step but I'm too good to get there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got wet. Not in a good way either

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"I got wet. Not in a good way either

Wet wendyballer

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Afternoon

Bet you can't guess what I am eating?

Cock?

Yeah he thinks he's a comedian today

It's a term of endearment. Dick!

I knew that would come back to bite me on the arse, knob

You want me to bite your ass now?

Nah bro

What? "

It's an emoji we need on here I'd wear it out in hours, see kik

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I'm sure I have a straining selfie somewhere.......

Oh please lord no.

She does

That's right...she does.

Are your eyes burning?

I suppose, not as much as your ass.

Like DanBerks red balloon

Who? ...

I'll tell him you said that

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I got wet. Not in a good way either

Lot of it about this evening

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I got wet. Not in a good way either

Wet willywanker"

Meanie

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over a year ago

"I got wet. Not in a good way either

Wet willywanker

Meanie

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"I got wet. Not in a good way either

Wet willywanker

Meanie

My kid calls his tinkle this...innocently and totally unaware of what it means.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I got wet. Not in a good way either

Wet willywanker

Meanie

My kid calls his tinkle this...innocently and totally unaware of what it means.

He calls it his willywanker?

I'm fucking gone

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"I got wet. Not in a good way either

Wet willywanker

Meanie

My kid calls his tinkle this...innocently and totally unaware of what it means.

He calls it his willywanker?

I'm fucking gone

I sent you something

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm sure I have a straining selfie somewhere.......

Oh please lord no.

She does

That's right...she does.

Are your eyes burning?

I suppose, not as much as your ass.

Like DanBerks red balloon

Who? ...

Oh no!

naughty step

I've never been on that step

hehe well not for a while anyways

I quite enjoy the naughty step but I'm too good to get there

Just kidding I have had the pleasure of the step many a time, however now I sugarcoat to avoid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got wet. Not in a good way either

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got wet. Not in a good way either

Wet willywanker

Meanie

My kid calls his tinkle this...innocently and totally unaware of what it means.

Really

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"I got wet. Not in a good way either

Wet willywanker

Meanie

My kid calls his tinkle this...innocently and totally unaware of what it means.

Really

Okay, so it's not wanker it just sounds that way.

A cross between wonka and wacker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got wet. Not in a good way either

Wet willywanker

Meanie

My kid calls his tinkle this...innocently and totally unaware of what it means.

Really

Okay, so it's not wanker it just sounds that way.

A cross between wonka and wacker"

Well my little people call it a todge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure I have a straining selfie somewhere.......

Oh please lord no.

She does

That's right...she does.

Are your eyes burning?

I suppose, not as much as your ass.

Like DanBerks red balloon

Who? ...

I'll tell him you said that

He was a nob!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I got wet. Not in a good way either

Wet willywanker

Meanie

My kid calls his tinkle this...innocently and totally unaware of what it means.

Really

Okay, so it's not wanker it just sounds that way.

A cross between wonka and wacker

Well my little people call it a todge! "

I think it's funny what thet name them.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I'm sure I have a straining selfie somewhere.......

Oh please lord no.

She does

That's right...she does.

Are your eyes burning?

I suppose, not as much as your ass.

Like DanBerks red balloon

Who? ...

I'll tell him you said that

He was a nob!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got wet. Not in a good way either

Wet willywanker

Meanie

My kid calls his tinkle this...innocently and totally unaware of what it means.

Really

Okay, so it's not wanker it just sounds that way.

A cross between wonka and wacker

Well my little people call it a todge!

I think it's funny what thet name them."

Erm think it's my fault

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Morning chatty people

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over a year ago

Good morning all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning all x

What she said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mornin all

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

There isn't enough coffee in the world today

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Morning peepsies. I have me first brew in hand. I must leave here in an hour and I've no intention of moving from this spot for at least half an hour so it'll have to be a super mega fast get ready.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"There isn't enough coffee in the world today"

Agreed.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm in a very good mood.

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