FabSwingers.com forum: Cluedo...fab version

By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Someone has been bumped off (one can dream)

Who did it and what was the weapon?

Is there an alibi?

What was the motive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon it was Miss Innocent, smothered her victim with her bangers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was general dick with a big candle stick in the bedroom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasn't me, I have an alibi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PP in his play room with a wet haddock and some hairy string

The victim ,, hard to say but they were smiling and their Botty was a tad sore

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"It wasn't me, I have an alibi

You do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It wasn't me, I have an alibi

You do?"

Yes I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pooch can vouch for me

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I reckon it was Miss Innocent, smothered her victim with her bangers. "

So not innocent at all then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't me I was hiding in the bushes stalking sexybrunette, her alibi saw me so is also my alibi...

Oh and it wasn't the alibi either, honest guv.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was Duchess Dingleberry in the Rope play room with... well... the rope!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"It was Duchess Dingleberry in the Rope play room with... well... the rope! "

I just drowned in a piss puddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was Duchess Dingleberry in the Rope play room with... well... the rope!

I just drowned in a piss puddle"

I didn't do it!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"It was Duchess Dingleberry in the Rope play room with... well... the rope!

I just drowned in a piss puddle

I didn't do it!"

I did. You liked it. You said it was the best way to go.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Pooch with a bone in the larder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wasn't me I was hiding in the bushes stalking sexybrunette, her alibi saw me so is also my alibi...

Oh and it wasn't the alibi either, honest guv.

Haha stalking me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PP in his play room with a wet haddock and some hairy string

The victim ,, hard to say but they were smiling and their Botty was a tad sore

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

There's been a murder (Taggart style)

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"There's been a murder (Taggart style)"

Oh gosh I just got a little excited.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Pink in the bedroom with the flogger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr Pink in the bedroom with the flogger "

All this flogging and red botties, is going to make us all want to be the victim

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Mr Pink in the bedroom with the flogger "

Swing

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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G3orgie in the wetroom with the plunger and the silicon gun

He told the guy he was proper straight and not fab straight. But he insisted he plunged his hole and filled him with white stuff.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Princess peach in the kitchen with the pizza cutter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"G3orgie in the wetroom with the plunger and the silicon gun

He told the guy he was proper straight and not fab straight. But he insisted he plunged his hole and filled him with white stuff.

Oh feck!!! It's like you were there!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Princess peach in the kitchen with the pizza cutter.

That definitely wasn't SB she doesn't like pizza

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"G3orgie in the wetroom with the plunger and the silicon gun

He told the guy he was proper straight and not fab straight. But he insisted he plunged his hole and filled him with white stuff.

Oh feck!!! It's like you were there!

I was at the donut shop with this grumpy guy.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Princess peach in the kitchen with the pizza cutter.

That definitely wasn't SB she doesn't like pizza

That is a crime in itself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wasn't me I was hiding in the bushes stalking sexybrunette, her alibi saw me so is also my alibi...

Oh and it wasn't the alibi either, honest guv.

Haha stalking me

Further more as your stalker at the time of the alleged murder, I can assure Miss Honey you couldn't have done it cos you were on the other side of town murdering somebody else at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was me, I bludgeoned a couple to death with my size 13 left adidas flanker for serving weak tea with a digestive biscuit...

And I would've got away with it too if it wasn't for you pesky swingers !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I reckon it was Miss Innocent, smothered her victim with her bangers. "

I've just seen this

Hopefully they'd die with a smile on their face

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I reckon it was Miss Innocent, smothered her victim with her bangers.

I've just seen this

Hopefully they'd die with a smile on their face

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Think I may drown my victim

And it's not in the swimming pool either lol

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Think I may drown my victim

And it's not in the swimming pool either lol"

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

erectjim with his todger in the library

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been sat here quietly in the man cave all night...

Alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was the guy with the unfeasibly large penis.

Up me

Til I was done in.

Heaven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't ask his name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been sat here quietly in the man cave all night...

Alone

Doesn't count as an alibi without witnesses...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Princess peach in the kitchen with the pizza cutter.

Princess Peach in the kitchen, cutting the cheese.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Omg I can’t believe this was 27 weeks ago, the current Cluedo thread reminded me

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

I've sussed it!

It was Norma Snockers in the Lounge with the Sky Remote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg I can’t believe this was 27 weeks ago, the current Cluedo thread reminded me

I remember this thread too. Doesn't seem half a year ago.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Omg I can’t believe this was 27 weeks ago, the current Cluedo thread reminded me

I remember this thread too. Doesn't seem half a year ago. "

That has flown by

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Colonel Mustard, in the Library, with the candelabra.

I've got the hang of this, yes?

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