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Women would rather have duds than studs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Women shy away from me and I think it's because I outshine them in attractiveness. They like to be center of attention but they know that with me I'll steal the lime light.

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By *lectromagnetic_candyWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Ok then

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

i always pick duds, but they're good looking duds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love your threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These statuses really do make me piss hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol bless him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These statuses really do make me piss hahaha "

OK OK before anyone kills me it's a thread.... but they still make me piss.... keep em coming buddy

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Yes, your dresses are so much more glamorous than theirs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call me pedantic but silhouettes don't shine!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Handsome is as handsome does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Such a handsome silouette! Amazing ladies are not getting wet panties just by gazing at it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women shy away from me and I think it's because I outshine them in attractiveness. They like to be center of attention but they know that with me I'll steal the lime light. "

Are you one of the Chuckle Brothers?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I don't shy away from anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah you don't mate.

I'm far more attractive then you.

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By *corpio67Man
over a year ago

hillingdon

Now..what's that phrase ?

Oh yes...

Self praise is no recommendation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah you don't mate.

I'm far more attractive then you."

Yeah but it's the female silhouette innit? Everyone knows that's more attractive than a bloke's

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Duds before dudes

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow

Let's have a look at your dial!

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Women shy away from me and I think it's because I outshine them in attractiveness. They like to be center of attention but they know that with me I'll steal the lime light. "

This is very true Conrack you are like a black hole sucking in all the light.

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"Women shy away from me and I think it's because I outshine them in attractiveness. They like to be center of attention but they know that with me I'll steal the lime light.

This is very true Conrack you are like a black hole sucking in all the light.

"

void or vacuum? yes, i agree.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Everyone alway's steals the limelight from me I'm so piggin ugly

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"Everyone alway's steals the limelight from me I'm so piggin ugly "

*starts singing 'beautiful by christina aguilera at you*

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton


"Women shy away from me and I think it's because I outshine them in attractiveness. They like to be center of attention but they know that with me I'll steal the lime light. "

I just bumped into a friend of yours, Slack Alice up the Dog and Duck asked me to say hi and also did she leave her teeth at your place last week?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women shy away from me and I think it's because I outshine them in attractiveness. They like to be center of attention but they know that with me I'll steal the lime light.

I just bumped into a friend of yours, Slack Alice up the Dog and Duck asked me to say hi and also did she leave her teeth at your place last week?"

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

So entertaining OP

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Everyone alway's steals the limelight from me I'm so piggin ugly

*starts singing 'beautiful by christina aguilera at you*"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women shy away from me and I think it's because I outshine them in attractiveness. They like to be center of attention but they know that with me I'll steal the lime light. "

Love you dude. Are you available for Wing Man duties?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This a wind up ?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I love your threads OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear!

Well looked at your profile and I've gotta say I'm dripping wet! Or did I piss myself laughing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Oh dear!

Well looked at your profile and I've gotta say I'm dripping wet! Or did I piss myself laughing!

"

Ffs don't press the green arrow, you'll be absolutely soaked!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know the duke by any chance OP?

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Women shy away from me and I think it's because I outshine them in attractiveness. They like to be center of attention but they know that with me I'll steal the lime light. "

You're a funny guy. Not cool that you nearly made me spit out my snack

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Women shy away from me and I think it's because I outshine them in attractiveness. They like to be center of attention but they know that with me I'll steal the lime light.

I just bumped into a friend of yours, Slack Alice up the Dog and Duck asked me to say hi and also did she leave her teeth at your place last week?"

....and her guide dog!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women shy away from me and I think it's because I outshine them in attractiveness. They like to be center of attention but they know that with me I'll steal the lime light. "

Hahahaha. Stick to the blow up dolls then.

This was a joke thread wasn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I'm more than happy to fuck a man way above me up the beauty ladder. I lay in bed, gazing at their gorgeousness, and think how fucking lucky I am that I'm a amazing fuck and love it up the arse.

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow


"Women shy away from me and I think it's because I outshine them in attractiveness. They like to be center of attention but they know that with me I'll steal the lime light.

Hahahaha. Stick to the blow up dolls then.

This was a joke thread wasn't it? "

Come on.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Nah you don't mate.

I'm far more attractive then you.

Yeah but it's the female silhouette innit? Everyone knows that's more attractive than a bloke's "

Exactly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women shy away from me and I think it's because I outshine them in attractiveness. They like to be center of attention but they know that with me I'll steal the lime light.

Hahahaha. Stick to the blow up dolls then.

This was a joke thread wasn't it?

Come on. "

I don't know, I can't tell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women shy away from me and I think it's because I outshine them in attractiveness. They like to be center of attention but they know that with me I'll steal the lime light.

Hahahaha. Stick to the blow up dolls then.

This was a joke thread wasn't it?

Come on. "

Too much information thanks

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow


"Women shy away from me and I think it's because I outshine them in attractiveness. They like to be center of attention but they know that with me I'll steal the lime light.

Hahahaha. Stick to the blow up dolls then.

This was a joke thread wasn't it?

Come on.

I don't know, I can't tell. "

mind you, there ARE some corkers here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women shy away from me and I think it's because I outshine them in attractiveness. They like to be center of attention but they know that with me I'll steal the lime light.

Hahahaha. Stick to the blow up dolls then.

This was a joke thread wasn't it?

Come on.

I don't know, I can't tell.

mind you, there ARE some corkers here. "

Some are hilarious for being genuinely funny.

Some are hilarious for the downright arrogance.

I wasn't sure with this one. .

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