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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

your next meet that you are simply the one they cant afford to miss...? What quality of yours would you highlight, whcih one would you forget to mention...

In the spirit of honesty... ;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd tell them I'm a great shag...in my mind I'm a porn queen..... up to them to prove me a liar.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"I'd tell them I'm a great shag...in my mind I'm a porn queen..... up to them to prove me a liar. "

I like that

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"your next meet that you are simply the one they cant afford to miss...? What quality of yours would you highlight, whcih one would you forget to mention...

In the spirit of honesty... ;-)"

I tell them I love giving blow jobs. That always seems to work.

I actually do though.

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I'd tell them I'm a great shag...in my mind I'm a porn queen..... up to them to prove me a liar.

I like that"

+ 3 - its awesome...

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"your next meet that you are simply the one they cant afford to miss...? What quality of yours would you highlight, whcih one would you forget to mention...

In the spirit of honesty... ;-)

I tell them I love giving blow jobs. That always seems to work.

I actually do though. "
Isnt it funny, that DOES always work...almost creates red mist and they dont hear anything else afterwards...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the spirit of honesty and in no way intended to be arrogant.. Without wishing to undermine the premise of the thread,,,

I wouldn’t try using convincing tactics at all…

If its not a two way attraction with at least a fair degree of mutual appeal and interest to go through with it… it’s a no-no-non starter from me ....

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

sorry... you lost me after the words "blow job"... everything after that was just a lot of white noise....

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I'm the spirit of honesty and in no way intended to be arrogant.. Without wishing to undermine the premise of the thread,,,

I wouldn’t try using convincing tactics at all…

If its not a two way attraction with at least a fair degree of mutual appeal and interest to go through with it… it’s a no-no-non starter from me .... "
Sure, I totally hear what you are saying.. or rather I totally read it. It was not intended to be serious really and I quite agree with you... about mutual attraction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sorry... you lost me after the words "blow job"... everything after that was just a lot of white noise.... "

+1

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"sorry... you lost me after the words "blow job"... everything after that was just a lot of white noise.... "
PMSL... my point exactly... come back, Fabio... there's more to be had...

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"sorry... you lost me after the words "blow job"... everything after that was just a lot of white noise....

+1"

And you, come back ..we can cook breakfast, as well not just do decent blow jobs ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sure, I totally hear what you are saying.. or rather I totally read it. It was not intended to be serious really and I quite agree with you... about mutual attraction "

Ahhh well, in that case,,,,, I'd simply tell them I piss glitter

It really is something to behold...!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sorry... you lost me after the words "blow job"... everything after that was just a lot of white noise.... "

mmm that was almost humour , lol

(now waits for heafty thump to head)

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"

I tell them I love giving blow jobs. That always seems to work.

I actually do though. "

same here - works wonders pretty much most of the time that and that I actually prefer giving oral to receiving it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i swallow but you can cum on my face if you like

oh i also have JJ cup boobs and i take it up the ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think the pic i send them of me in a white tux and openly showing my medalion speak for themselves heyyyyyyy

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"

I tell them I love giving blow jobs. That always seems to work.

I actually do though.

same here - works wonders pretty much most of the time that and that I actually prefer giving oral to receiving it "

Yep. Met very few people who can go down on me to climax, but love to suck, and lick, and play.....

*fans self*

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"I'd tell them I'm a great shag...in my mind I'm a porn queen..... up to them to prove me a liar. "

You mean you're not? Have I been wasting my time?

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"

I tell them I love giving blow jobs. That always seems to work.

I actually do though.

same here - works wonders pretty much most of the time that and that I actually prefer giving oral to receiving it "
Me too

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"i swallow but you can cum on my face if you like

oh i also have JJ cup boobs and i take it up the ass"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I dont, i must be boring cause i never tell them how wonderful i am or what stuff im going to do.

I would never dream of trying to convince someone to meet me.

If its someone i already know, then yes i tease them for a couple of days before as to what treats i might have in store.

But if i dont know someone im not that fussed if they want to meet me or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just offer to wrap my huge boobs around their cock and then suck them at the same time - just as an aperitif.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My as looks just as good in in the flesh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol tell them i got a 10 inch tounge and can breath through my ears and arse

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"lol tell them i got a 10 inch tounge and can breath through my ears and arse "

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"lol tell them i got a 10 inch tounge and can breath through my ears and arse "

Hmm, does that mean you can speak through both of them too? lol

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

I tell them I do advanced Yoga and can wrap my legs round my neck!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I just offer to wrap my huge boobs around their cock and then suck them at the same time - just as an aperitif. "
How do you do that? Wow - that takes some flexibility

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"your next meet that you are simply the one they cant afford to miss...? What quality of yours would you highlight, whcih one would you forget to mention...

In the spirit of honesty... ;-)

I tell them I love giving blow jobs. That always seems to work.

I actually do though. "

Yep that works

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I just offer to wrap my huge boobs around their cock and then suck them at the same time - just as an aperitif. How do you do that? Wow - that takes some flexibility "

does it?

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I just offer to wrap my huge boobs around their cock and then suck them at the same time - just as an aperitif. How do you do that? Wow - that takes some flexibility

does it?"

Yes I think so lol... I dont think there would be enough in my neck... I d be back to the chiropractor...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol tell them i got a 10 inch tounge and can breath through my ears and arse

Hmm, does that mean you can speak through both of them too? lol"

lol yes and do so frequently

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

As a guy in a world where women have all choices available to them and every opportunity to pursue should they so desire, I do not believe in chasing.

The way I see it, if she wants me, she'd have let me know by now: if she has not, then she's not interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a guy in a world where women have all choices available to them and every opportunity to pursue should they so desire, I do not believe in chasing.

The way I see it, if she wants me, she'd have let me know by now: if she has not, then she's not interested "

I WANT!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a guy in a world where women have all choices available to them and every opportunity to pursue should they so desire, I do not believe in chasing.

The way I see it, if she wants me, she'd have let me know by now: if she has not, then she's not interested

I WANT!!!!! "

Well if you want him we will be at Partners in Bury on Saturday night come and get him lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just offer to wrap my huge boobs around their cock and then suck them at the same time - just as an aperitif. How do you do that? Wow - that takes some flexibility

does it?

Yes I think so lol... I dont think there would be enough in my neck... I d be back to the chiropractor..."

Well im on my knees and they are usually sitting down and I can bend my neck right down. I can also suck my nipples, get them fully in my mouth, not just lick them. I am quite flexible even though im a big girl, ive been going to yoga for some years. I think it must have helped

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I just offer to wrap my huge boobs around their cock and then suck them at the same time - just as an aperitif. How do you do that? Wow - that takes some flexibility

does it?

Yes I think so lol... I dont think there would be enough in my neck... I d be back to the chiropractor...

Well im on my knees and they are usually sitting down and I can bend my neck right down. I can also suck my nipples, get them fully in my mouth, not just lick them. I am quite flexible even though im a big girl, ive been going to yoga for some years. I think it must have helped "

makes note to book an additional yoga and one pilates/ stretch class...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately it has never worked enough for me to lick my own genitals, if it had I wouldnt be on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Six foot seven with a fifteen inch cock

Not entirely untrue I AM a fifteen inch prick xx

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Unfortunately it has never worked enough for me to lick my own genitals, if it had I wouldnt be on here "

you be even more famous

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I just offer to wrap my huge boobs around their cock and then suck them at the same time - just as an aperitif. How do you do that? Wow - that takes some flexibility

does it?

Yes I think so lol... I dont think there would be enough in my neck... I d be back to the chiropractor..."

Well you learn something new everyday, ive always done it like that when i give a tit wank and never thought twice about it and fully suck my tits in fact i can get both nipples in my mouth at the same time. Maybe i got a giraffe neck or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make a nice breakfast.

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I make a nice breakfast. "
mmm does it have to be served in the morning, I wonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just offer to wrap my huge boobs around their cock and then suck them at the same time - just as an aperitif. How do you do that? Wow - that takes some flexibility

does it?

Yes I think so lol... I dont think there would be enough in my neck... I d be back to the chiropractor...

Well you learn something new everyday, ive always done it like that when i give a tit wank and never thought twice about it and fully suck my tits in fact i can get both nipples in my mouth at the same time. Maybe i got a giraffe neck or something"

Lol we both must have flexible necks. Ive always done it too and its never ached or felt unnatural. I cant do the splits now, I used to be able to when I was a slip of a girl. Can still get fairly low but not completely down anymore. Not sure whether its age or weight. That would have been a good swinging trick had I been able to do it now.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I just offer to wrap my huge boobs around their cock and then suck them at the same time - just as an aperitif. How do you do that? Wow - that takes some flexibility

does it?

Yes I think so lol... I dont think there would be enough in my neck... I d be back to the chiropractor...

Well you learn something new everyday, ive always done it like that when i give a tit wank and never thought twice about it and fully suck my tits in fact i can get both nipples in my mouth at the same time. Maybe i got a giraffe neck or something

Lol we both must have flexible necks. Ive always done it too and its never ached or felt unnatural. I cant do the splits now, I used to be able to when I was a slip of a girl. Can still get fairly low but not completely down anymore. Not sure whether its age or weight. That would have been a good swinging trick had I been able to do it now. "

can you sit on the floor with your legs out straight and rest your nose on your knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make a nice breakfast. mmm does it have to be served in the morning, I wonder"

No, anytime at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just offer to wrap my huge boobs around their cock and then suck them at the same time - just as an aperitif. How do you do that? Wow - that takes some flexibility

does it?

Yes I think so lol... I dont think there would be enough in my neck... I d be back to the chiropractor...

Well you learn something new everyday, ive always done it like that when i give a tit wank and never thought twice about it and fully suck my tits in fact i can get both nipples in my mouth at the same time. Maybe i got a giraffe neck or something

Lol we both must have flexible necks. Ive always done it too and its never ached or felt unnatural. I cant do the splits now, I used to be able to when I was a slip of a girl. Can still get fairly low but not completely down anymore. Not sure whether its age or weight. That would have been a good swinging trick had I been able to do it now.

can you sit on the floor with your legs out straight and rest your nose on your knee

"

No thats one I cant do. Thats because I have huge boobs and they get in the way as they rest on my thigh as im leaning down and I cant get my neck over the size of them.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I just offer to wrap my huge boobs around their cock and then suck them at the same time - just as an aperitif. How do you do that? Wow - that takes some flexibility

does it?

Yes I think so lol... I dont think there would be enough in my neck... I d be back to the chiropractor...

Well you learn something new everyday, ive always done it like that when i give a tit wank and never thought twice about it and fully suck my tits in fact i can get both nipples in my mouth at the same time. Maybe i got a giraffe neck or something

Lol we both must have flexible necks. Ive always done it too and its never ached or felt unnatural. I cant do the splits now, I used to be able to when I was a slip of a girl. Can still get fairly low but not completely down anymore. Not sure whether its age or weight. That would have been a good swinging trick had I been able to do it now.

can you sit on the floor with your legs out straight and rest your nose on your knee

No thats one I cant do. Thats because I have huge boobs and they get in the way as they rest on my thigh as im leaning down and I cant get my neck over the size of them.

"

I can do it again now, always could then my belly got to big but now its shrunk can do it again. Im well happy tonight, never considered myself as flexible before lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just offer to wrap my huge boobs around their cock and then suck them at the same time - just as an aperitif. How do you do that? Wow - that takes some flexibility

does it?

Yes I think so lol... I dont think there would be enough in my neck... I d be back to the chiropractor...

Well you learn something new everyday, ive always done it like that when i give a tit wank and never thought twice about it and fully suck my tits in fact i can get both nipples in my mouth at the same time. Maybe i got a giraffe neck or something

Lol we both must have flexible necks. Ive always done it too and its never ached or felt unnatural. I cant do the splits now, I used to be able to when I was a slip of a girl. Can still get fairly low but not completely down anymore. Not sure whether its age or weight. That would have been a good swinging trick had I been able to do it now.

can you sit on the floor with your legs out straight and rest your nose on your knee

No thats one I cant do. Thats because I have huge boobs and they get in the way as they rest on my thigh as im leaning down and I cant get my neck over the size of them.

I can do it again now, always could then my belly got to big but now its shrunk can do it again. Im well happy tonight, never considered myself as flexible before lol "

This I need to see!!! What you doing Sunday? x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I just offer to wrap my huge boobs around their cock and then suck them at the same time - just as an aperitif. How do you do that? Wow - that takes some flexibility

does it?

Yes I think so lol... I dont think there would be enough in my neck... I d be back to the chiropractor...

Well you learn something new everyday, ive always done it like that when i give a tit wank and never thought twice about it and fully suck my tits in fact i can get both nipples in my mouth at the same time. Maybe i got a giraffe neck or something

Lol we both must have flexible necks. Ive always done it too and its never ached or felt unnatural. I cant do the splits now, I used to be able to when I was a slip of a girl. Can still get fairly low but not completely down anymore. Not sure whether its age or weight. That would have been a good swinging trick had I been able to do it now.

can you sit on the floor with your legs out straight and rest your nose on your knee

No thats one I cant do. Thats because I have huge boobs and they get in the way as they rest on my thigh as im leaning down and I cant get my neck over the size of them.

I can do it again now, always could then my belly got to big but now its shrunk can do it again. Im well happy tonight, never considered myself as flexible before lol

This I need to see!!! What you doing Sunday? x "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I tell them I love giving blow jobs. That always seems to work.

I actually do though.

same here - works wonders pretty much most of the time that and that I actually prefer giving oral to receiving it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See there you go, bet your on the floor getting your head to reach down to all various body parts. It is nice when you realise you can do things. Its little things like that when you realise, wow my body has changed and it really has made a difference. Im glad its cheered you up and you have done amazingly well with your weight loss.

I know i will never be as flexible as I was before because I am older and even though I go to yogo, I cant do anything near as to what I could in my younger days. Thats the same for everyone though isnt it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I

Thats because I have huge boobs and they get in the way as they rest on my thigh as im leaning down and I cant get my neck over the size of them.

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I

Thats because I have huge boobs and they get in the way as they rest on my thigh as im leaning down and I cant get my neck over the size of them.

Me too

"

You - blushing!!!!!!! Never!

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

Nah I don't persuade either...let them do the chasing. Although...just realised I have never told them that I can get my leg behind my head.

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock


"I just offer to wrap my huge boobs around their cock and then suck them at the same time - just as an aperitif. How do you do that? Wow - that takes some flexibility

does it?

Yes I think so lol... I dont think there would be enough in my neck... I d be back to the chiropractor...

Well you learn something new everyday, ive always done it like that when i give a tit wank and never thought twice about it and fully suck my tits in fact i can get both nipples in my mouth at the same time. Maybe i got a giraffe neck or something

Lol we both must have flexible necks. Ive always done it too and its never ached or felt unnatural. I cant do the splits now, I used to be able to when I was a slip of a girl. Can still get fairly low but not completely down anymore. Not sure whether its age or weight. That would have been a good swinging trick had I been able to do it now.

can you sit on the floor with your legs out straight and rest your nose on your knee

No thats one I cant do. Thats because I have huge boobs and they get in the way as they rest on my thigh as im leaning down and I cant get my neck over the size of them.

"

Hmmm this is gonna be some party!!!

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"your next meet that you are simply the one they cant afford to miss...? What quality of yours would you highlight, whcih one would you forget to mention...

In the spirit of honesty... ;-)"

i dont feel i need to convince anyone they need to meet me

As a single woman i get hundreds of messages every week so its usually them trying to convince me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a good day I can touch my right boob with my left hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I

Thats because I have huge boobs and they get in the way as they rest on my thigh as im leaning down and I cant get my neck over the size of them.

Me too

You - blushing!!!!!!! Never! "

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