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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Inspiyoud by a nother thread.

As the titall ses

wot wood you pik

1 year in jail or marry the poster above.

This is just for fun

........

This will be intreating for sum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marry me, Seeside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well we haven't been acquainted but sure, nice to meet you future wife

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Marry me, Seeside "

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Come on everyone....

Let's have a larff

Ps

Rubidoux

Is teknikley the larst poster not me

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Come on everyone....

Let's have a larff

Ps

Rubidoux

Is teknikley the larst poster not me "

I would marry rubidoux before going to jail. You can be our best man _eeside.

I havent asked her yet mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jail

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By *akingTheClungeMan
over a year ago

Havant

Cuff me

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By *lwaysreay9Man
over a year ago

Next to you

Jail

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By *akingTheClungeMan
over a year ago

Havant

Thanks homie, dodged a bullet there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marry Badonkadonk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i marry anyone to stay out of jail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rather go to jail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rather go to jail "

Wedding bells :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rather go to jail

Wedding bells :p"

You got left at the alter

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By *ystery013Man
over a year ago

West Donegal

Oh easy marry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rather go to jail

Wedding bells :p

You got left at the alter "

*flees from the police*

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By *lwaysreay9Man
over a year ago

Next to you


"Rather go to jail

Wedding bells :p

You got left at the alter "

Will marry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Will marry "

Goes down on one knee.

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By *lwaysreay9Man
over a year ago

Next to you

Marry already on one knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Will marry

Goes down on one knee. "
Ill marry the beautiful MsVictoria

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By *utie91Woman
over a year ago

Hitchin

Marry

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By *akingTheClungeMan
over a year ago

Havant

Marry, can't say no to nipple piercings

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Lol......

can't believe sum sed jail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol......

can't believe sum sed jail "

Marry I'd hate to be someone's prison bitch

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Inspiyoud by a nother thread.

As the titall ses

wot wood you pik

1 year in jail or marry the poster above.

This is just for fun

........

This will be intreating for sum

"

All I need to know is do i have to have sex with them or just simply marry them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol......

can't believe sum sed jail

Marry I'd hate to be someone's prison bitch "

I've got the Tux & limo ready, where & when shall we tie the knot my Dear

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Inspiyoud by a nother thread.

As the titall ses

wot wood you pik

1 year in jail or marry the poster above.

This is just for fun

........

This will be intreating for sum

All I need to know is do i have to have sex with them or just simply marry them? "

It just ses marry.

Wot you do after is down to you and them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like im off to jail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No jail for me I'll marry anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No jail for me I'll marry anyone "

Shall we elope?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No jail for me I'll marry anyone

Shall we elope? "

Church or registry office?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No jail for me I'll marry anyone

Shall we elope? "

yes but shhhh or I'll have to share rings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No jail for me I'll marry anyone

Shall we elope?

yes but shhhh or I'll have to share rings "

Norwich or Ipswich football club?

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Marry

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow

Jail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jail "

Can't tell, hidden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No jail for me I'll marry anyone

Shall we elope?

yes but shhhh or I'll have to share rings

Norwich or Ipswich football club?"

Neither I'm not from here originally

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex


"Jail "

Rude

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow


"Jail

Can't tell, hidden "

you mean my arse doesn't convince you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jail

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"Jail

Rude"

Jail, I'm never getting married again!

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow


"Jail

Rude"

?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jail

Rude

? "

Am never going to jail after seeing the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jail

Can't tell, hidden

you mean my arse doesn't convince you?"

Mmm no.....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Jail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jail

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Jail sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porridge for me..

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow


"Jail

Can't tell, hidden

you mean my arse doesn't convince you?

Mmm no....."

Dammit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marry

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Marry...because I like a hidden leap of faith

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jail

Can't tell, hidden

you mean my arse doesn't convince you?

Mmm no.....

Dammit! "

I think I could marry that bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jail

Can't tell, hidden

you mean my arse doesn't convince you?

Mmm no.....

Dammit! "

Marry

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By *icegentglosMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Jail ..

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Jail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jail

Can't tell, hidden

you mean my arse doesn't convince you?

Mmm no.....

Dammit!

Marry "

Marry

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"Jail

Can't tell, hidden

you mean my arse doesn't convince you?

Mmm no.....

Dammit!

Marry

Marry"

Marry

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

caistor

Behind bars for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the Mr here so I'd go straight to jail and not collect my £200 sorry dude. Also Mrs is only little you would split her in half with that thing so she may also go to jail haha.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Jail

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

caistor

Have to marry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jail"

How could I not marry you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jail"

Marry... but if you fancy a quickie (divorce) afterwards that's fine.... I'm.not liking the idea of Jail

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

WOW

So meney going to jail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will have to marry as I hate my own company.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will have to marry as I hate my own company. "

Same applies.... marry... but more than happy for a quickie (divorce) should you want one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will have to marry as I hate my own company.

Same applies.... marry... but more than happy for a quickie (divorce) should you want one "

Jail sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jail.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jail.....

"

Open marriage where we're free to sleep with women... and not live in the same house... or share possessions.

Might as well get a divorce actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jail lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jail lol x "

Marry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jail lol x "

I'll get Eve to marry you.. i shall just reap the benefits

Adam

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Inspiyoud by a nother thread.

As the titall ses

wot wood you pik

1 year in jail or marry the poster above.

This is just for fun

........

This will be intreating for sum

All I need to know is do i have to have sex with them or just simply marry them?

It just ses marry.

Wot you do after is down to you and them"

Oh sorted then lol. I'll marry anyone haha

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Inspiyoud by a nother thread.

As the titall ses

wot wood you pik

1 year in jail or marry the poster above.

This is just for fun

........

This will be intreating for sum

All I need to know is do i have to have sex with them or just simply marry them?

It just ses marry.

Wot you do after is down to you and them

Oh sorted then lol. I'll marry anyone haha "

It's the only way I'll be getting married again so why not.

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Inspiyoud by a nother thread.

As the titall ses

wot wood you pik

1 year in jail or marry the poster above.

This is just for fun

........

This will be intreating for sum

All I need to know is do i have to have sex with them or just simply marry them?

It just ses marry.

Wot you do after is down to you and them

Oh sorted then lol. I'll marry anyone haha

It's the only way I'll be getting married again so why not. "

Haha . So say i was to marry Eve but she's already married and then buxom marries me. Is that classed an open relationship? hehe

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

And are we all connected through marriage haha. Or is that a poly relationship?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Tried the marriage thing once, didn't suit me.

So a year in jail, or we could just live in sin & say we're married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tried the marriage thing once, didn't suit me.

So a year in jail, or we could just live in sin & say we're married "

Will you make regular conjugal visits if I go inside?

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Tried the marriage thing once, didn't suit me.

So a year in jail, or we could just live in sin & say we're married

Will you make regular conjugal visits if I go inside? "

A year in jail! You can be ma bitch!!

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Tried the marriage thing once, didn't suit me.

So a year in jail, or we could just live in sin & say we're married "

Haha. Marriage isn't for everyone . Think they may ask for paperwork proof. But sin sounds good to me. What's the fabricated date and are we inviting both sides of the family? PMSL

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Depends do you want a summer or winter theme?

Summer, bikini on a beach somewhere hot.

Winter, snowy ski chalet somewhere in the alps.

Family... Nah! Cost too much last time, rather spend the money on a world cruise honeymoon x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends do you want a summer or winter theme?

Summer, bikini on a beach somewhere hot.

Winter, snowy ski chalet somewhere in the alps.

Family... Nah! Cost too much last time, rather spend the money on a world cruise honeymoon x"

Phoney wedding, I'll have a gym buddy though

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Depends do you want a summer or winter theme?

Summer, bikini on a beach somewhere hot.

Winter, snowy ski chalet somewhere in the alps.

Family... Nah! Cost too much last time, rather spend the money on a world cruise honeymoon x"

Definetly a summer theme. I don't do cold very well ha. Well said as they don't get along anyways. I still dont think your dad likes me and your mom keeps eyeing me up. So glad though as i won't have to deal with my brother who always gets d*unk and flirts with ha. Lmfbao haha

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Depends do you want a summer or winter theme?

Summer, bikini on a beach somewhere hot.

Winter, snowy ski chalet somewhere in the alps.

Family... Nah! Cost too much last time, rather spend the money on a world cruise honeymoon x

Phoney wedding, I'll have a gym buddy though "

Ask if she has a sister please. My marriage is a sham anyway haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gets his stripy pyjamas

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Gets his stripy pyjamas "

I only wear tops of pjs. I'm a rebel like that

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Depends do you want a summer or winter theme?

Summer, bikini on a beach somewhere hot.

Winter, snowy ski chalet somewhere in the alps.

Family... Nah! Cost too much last time, rather spend the money on a world cruise honeymoon x

Phoney wedding, I'll have a gym buddy though

Ask if she has a sister please. My marriage is a sham anyway haha"

Mr Monkey, I'll be your gym buddy any day

Mr R&W, no sister, I'm an only child - which means I inherit everything!

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Depends do you want a summer or winter theme?

Summer, bikini on a beach somewhere hot.

Winter, snowy ski chalet somewhere in the alps.

Family... Nah! Cost too much last time, rather spend the money on a world cruise honeymoon x

Phoney wedding, I'll have a gym buddy though

Ask if she has a sister please. My marriage is a sham anyway haha

Mr Monkey, I'll be your gym buddy any day

Mr R&W, no sister, I'm an only child - which means I inherit everything! "

But hold on. If we're getting married shouldn't I have first offer on agum bunny?. This marriage isn't going well at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends do you want a summer or winter theme?

Summer, bikini on a beach somewhere hot.

Winter, snowy ski chalet somewhere in the alps.

Family... Nah! Cost too much last time, rather spend the money on a world cruise honeymoon x

Phoney wedding, I'll have a gym buddy though

Ask if she has a sister please. My marriage is a sham anyway haha

Mr Monkey, I'll be your gym buddy any day

Mr R&W, no sister, I'm an only child - which means I inherit everything!

But hold on. If we're getting married shouldn't I have first offer on agum bunny?. This marriage isn't going well at all "
I do like jumping the queue...answers still no

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Depends do you want a summer or winter theme?

Summer, bikini on a beach somewhere hot.

Winter, snowy ski chalet somewhere in the alps.

Family... Nah! Cost too much last time, rather spend the money on a world cruise honeymoon x

Phoney wedding, I'll have a gym buddy though

Ask if she has a sister please. My marriage is a sham anyway haha

Mr Monkey, I'll be your gym buddy any day

Mr R&W, no sister, I'm an only child - which means I inherit everything!

But hold on. If we're getting married shouldn't I have first offer on agum bunny?. This marriage isn't going well at all I do like jumping the queue...answers still no "

No to who. I don't want to marry you lol

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I got bypassed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like prison marriage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Marry and make you put up with hairy him too. Almost as bad as prison win/win xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got bypassed! "

Can both of us marry you in prison... all those big strapping guards for you two ladies to seduce

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I got bypassed!

Can both of us marry you in prison... all those big strapping guards for you two ladies to seduce "

Sounds like a plan!!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Depends do you want a summer or winter theme?

Summer, bikini on a beach somewhere hot.

Winter, snowy ski chalet somewhere in the alps.

Family... Nah! Cost too much last time, rather spend the money on a world cruise honeymoon x

Phoney wedding, I'll have a gym buddy though

Ask if she has a sister please. My marriage is a sham anyway haha

Mr Monkey, I'll be your gym buddy any day

Mr R&W, no sister, I'm an only child - which means I inherit everything!

But hold on. If we're getting married shouldn't I have first offer on agum bunny?. This marriage isn't going well at all "

No, I'm keeping you at home as my sex slave.

Do you have a problem with that?

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By *enuine and hornyMan
over a year ago

gwynedd


"Depends do you want a summer or winter theme?

Summer, bikini on a beach somewhere hot.

Winter, snowy ski chalet somewhere in the alps.

Family... Nah! Cost too much last time, rather spend the money on a world cruise honeymoon x

Phoney wedding, I'll have a gym buddy though

Ask if she has a sister please. My marriage is a sham anyway haha

Mr Monkey, I'll be your gym buddy any day

Mr R&W, no sister, I'm an only child - which means I inherit everything!

But hold on. If we're getting married shouldn't I have first offer on agum bunny?. This marriage isn't going well at all

No, I'm keeping you at home as my sex slave.

Do you have a problem with that? "
name the day x

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Depends do you want a summer or winter theme?

Summer, bikini on a beach somewhere hot.

Winter, snowy ski chalet somewhere in the alps.

Family... Nah! Cost too much last time, rather spend the money on a world cruise honeymoon x

Phoney wedding, I'll have a gym buddy though

Ask if she has a sister please. My marriage is a sham anyway haha

Mr Monkey, I'll be your gym buddy any day

Mr R&W, no sister, I'm an only child - which means I inherit everything!

But hold on. If we're getting married shouldn't I have first offer on agum bunny?. This marriage isn't going well at all

No, I'm keeping you at home as my sex slave.

Do you have a problem with that? "

If i don't get to the gym you'll have a 9 stone bag of bones waiting when you come back? Haha

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"I got bypassed! "

Did you flutter your lashes?

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"I don't like prison marriage "

It's a new take on open relationship lol.

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over a year ago


"I don't like prison marriage

It's a new take on open relationship lol. "
nope

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"I don't like prison marriage

It's a new take on open relationship lol. nope"

Try it before you knock. Like marmite lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tried the marriage thing once, didn't suit me.

So a year in jail, or we could just live in sin & say we're married

Will you make regular conjugal visits if I go inside?

A year in jail! You can be ma bitch!! "

Is that a promise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like prison marriage

It's a new take on open relationship lol. nope

Try it before you knock. Like marmite lol"
nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm let me think

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I've thought

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By *mu96Man
over a year ago

Douglas

I think I'd marry the sexy blonde above instead of jail not that it's a hard choice lol

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"

No, I'm keeping you at home as my sex slave.

Do you have a problem with that?

If i don't get to the gym you'll have a 9 stone bag of bones waiting when you come back? Haha"

Hmmmmm, I see the problem with my plan now.

Right gym it is.

I'm sure I can manage you both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've thought "

Did it hurt ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tried the marriage thing once, didn't suit me.

So a year in jail, or we could just live in sin & say we're married

Will you make regular conjugal visits if I go inside?

A year in jail! You can be ma bitch!! "
I'd marry for eyes only stunning trophy wife

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I've thought

Did it hurt ? "

I'm just a bit out of practice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've thought

Did it hurt ?

I'm just a bit out of practice "

Just take it easy it will all come back to you lol

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I've thought

Did it hurt ?

I'm just a bit out of practice

Just take it easy it will all come back to you lol "

No, I'm aiming high, I just know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if have to marry shortest blonde but willing to let her hand cuff me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm not bi sorry

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"I don't like prison marriage

It's a new take on open relationship lol. nope

Try it before you knock. Like marmite lolnope"

Sod ya then lol

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"

No, I'm keeping you at home as my sex slave.

Do you have a problem with that?

If i don't get to the gym you'll have a 9 stone bag of bones waiting when you come back? Haha

Hmmmmm, I see the problem with my plan now.

Right gym it is.

I'm sure I can manage you both "

That's my girl. What both in the gym or both in the bedroom?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"

No, I'm keeping you at home as my sex slave.

Do you have a problem with that?

If i don't get to the gym you'll have a 9 stone bag of bones waiting when you come back? Haha

Hmmmmm, I see the problem with my plan now.

Right gym it is.

I'm sure I can manage you both

That's my girl. What both in the gym or both in the bedroom? "

BOTH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

No, I'm keeping you at home as my sex slave.

Do you have a problem with that?

If i don't get to the gym you'll have a 9 stone bag of bones waiting when you come back? Haha

Hmmmmm, I see the problem with my plan now.

Right gym it is.

I'm sure I can manage you both

That's my girl. What both in the gym or both in the bedroom?

BOTH "

Marriage... as long as it's polygamous. Natasha is far too hot to leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off to the clink it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jail haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marry if he'll have me! X

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"

No, I'm keeping you at home as my sex slave.

Do you have a problem with that?

If i don't get to the gym you'll have a 9 stone bag of bones waiting when you come back? Haha

Hmmmmm, I see the problem with my plan now.

Right gym it is.

I'm sure I can manage you both

That's my girl. What both in the gym or both in the bedroom?

BOTH "

Hmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm 1 year married please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jail haha "

Oh you sneaked in! Id marry you butvas youre straight we'd end up like flatmates. Im cool with that

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Jail haha "

You just want to be in jail with all those horny guys yeah..or would you go to a women's prison?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jail haha

You just want to be in jail with all those horny guys yeah..or would you go to a women's prison? "

Sausage party in the slammer!

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Mmmmm 1 year married please "

Just a heads up there's 3 of us already married. Foursome all right with you? . And do you like the gym? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

marry dita looks to innocent for jail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jail haha

You just want to be in jail with all those horny guys yeah..or would you go to a women's prison?

Sausage party in the slammer! "

I'll bring the rolls

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Jail haha

You just want to be in jail with all those horny guys yeah..or would you go to a women's prison?

Sausage party in the slammer! "

I knew it hehe

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Jail haha

You just want to be in jail with all those horny guys yeah..or would you go to a women's prison?

Sausage party in the slammer!

I'll bring the rolls"

Bit dry don't you think. Where's the tomatoe sauce,onions?. We're inmates not barbarians lol

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"marry dita looks to innocent for jail "

One sausage isn't enough for her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmmm 1 year married please

Just a heads up there's 3 of us already married. Foursome all right with you? . And do you like the gym? Lol"

The more the merrier! And yes, I like the Gym

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By *uck4youMan
over a year ago

Amsterdam/London


"Mmmmm 1 year married please

Just a heads up there's 3 of us already married. Foursome all right with you? . And do you like the gym? Lol

The more the merrier! And yes, I like the Gym "

Marry, in a heartbeat, no pre nup necessary!!

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Mmmmm 1 year married please

Just a heads up there's 3 of us already married. Foursome all right with you? . And do you like the gym? Lol

The more the merrier! And yes, I like the Gym "

Mint. So are f@#king off the family and using the money for something naughty?

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Mmmmm 1 year married please

Just a heads up there's 3 of us already married. Foursome all right with you? . And do you like the gym? Lol

The more the merrier! And yes, I like the Gym

Marry, in a heartbeat, no pre nup necessary!!"

This marriage could be a messy one and who doesn't like a big ol mess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jail mate nothing personal

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By *nSeeNMan
over a year ago

Z'ha'dum

I'll take the ex I don't fancy a year with the sisters

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Mmmmm 1 year married please

Just a heads up there's 3 of us already married. Foursome all right with you? . And do you like the gym? Lol

The more the merrier! And yes, I like the Gym

Marry, in a heartbeat, no pre nup necessary!!

This marriage could be a messy one and who doesn't like a big ol mess "

I'll get the mop & bucket ready

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Mmmmm 1 year married please

Just a heads up there's 3 of us already married. Foursome all right with you? . And do you like the gym? Lol

The more the merrier! And yes, I like the Gym

Marry, in a heartbeat, no pre nup necessary!!

This marriage could be a messy one and who doesn't like a big ol mess

I'll get the mop & bucket ready "

Is that a euphemism?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marry. I'm too pretty to go to jail

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Marry. I'm too pretty to go to jail "

Marry. I've got a cell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we all know you got a cell Honey

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"we all know you got a cell Honey "

No you don't. People should never assume.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do you want the honeymoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we all know you got a cell Honey

No you don't. People should never assume. "

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By *lwaysreay9Man
over a year ago

Next to you

Jail

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

Jail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jail

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By *layfulcoupleCouple
over a year ago

a kinky mood

Jail

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

Jail

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

There's two of them...I'd end up in jail anyway...xx

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Jail

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

Marry Scallycat, seems like a laugh and it wouldn't be forever lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marry Scallycat, seems like a laugh and it wouldn't be forever lol"

Oh lord... jail I think. I've got a morbid fear of pegs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marry Scallycat, seems like a laugh and it wouldn't be forever lol

Oh lord... jail I think. I've got a morbid fear of pegs!!"

Marry

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Marry Scallycat, seems like a laugh and it wouldn't be forever lol

Oh lord... jail I think. I've got a morbid fear of pegs!!

Marry "

Lock me up guv'nor

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"Marry Scallycat, seems like a laugh and it wouldn't be forever lol

Oh lord... jail I think. I've got a morbid fear of pegs!!"

That is fine lol, I only stick them on meself

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Mmmmm 1 year married please

Just a heads up there's 3 of us already married. Foursome all right with you? . And do you like the gym? Lol

The more the merrier! And yes, I like the Gym

Marry, in a heartbeat, no pre nup necessary!!

This marriage could be a messy one and who doesn't like a big ol mess

I'll get the mop & bucket ready "

Good girl

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Mmmmm 1 year married please

Just a heads up there's 3 of us already married. Foursome all right with you? . And do you like the gym? Lol

The more the merrier! And yes, I like the Gym

Marry, in a heartbeat, no pre nup necessary!!

This marriage could be a messy one and who doesn't like a big ol mess

I'll get the mop & bucket ready

Good girl "

Is it a mixed prison?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

please marry me

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"jail mate nothing personal "

Haha. You do know we don't have to anything. Good luck in jail. Got a bar of soap if you need it? Haha

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Mmmmm 1 year married please

Just a heads up there's 3 of us already married. Foursome all right with you? . And do you like the gym? Lol

The more the merrier! And yes, I like the Gym

Marry, in a heartbeat, no pre nup necessary!!

This marriage could be a messy one and who doesn't like a big ol mess

I'll get the mop & bucket ready

Good girl

Is it a mixed prison? "

Nope. Well actually. It hasn't been explained yet. Mixed prison would make the post kinda easy

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Mmmmm 1 year married please

Just a heads up there's 3 of us already married. Foursome all right with you? . And do you like the gym? Lol

The more the merrier! And yes, I like the Gym

Marry, in a heartbeat, no pre nup necessary!!

This marriage could be a messy one and who doesn't like a big ol mess

I'll get the mop & bucket ready

Good girl

Is it a mixed prison?

Nope. Well actually. It hasn't been explained yet. Mixed prison would make the post kinda easy"

It would, wouldn't it? Fancy being my cell-mate??

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Hello wifey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello wifey "

Marry

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