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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Watching Netflix? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. VERY WELCOME, and not just on Sundays. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim, I'm currently watching Kingsman: The Secret Service but contemplating hitting the sack as I'm knackered

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

Evening

currently tucked up in bed with a cuppa, a book and doing some lighthearted browsing before bed. Got an early start tomorrow :/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim

Was watching kingsman

But just got into bed and been chatting but not ran out of messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim, I'm currently watching Kingsman: The Secret Service but contemplating hitting the sack as I'm knackered

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Monkey. Is Kingsman worth a watch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening groovers. Just flicking around on here whilst playing the new Uncharted game on the PS4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What wondrously amazing person persuaded you to grace Fab with your nocturnal presence tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening Jim, I'm currently watching Kingsman: The Secret Service but contemplating hitting the sack as I'm knackered

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Monkey. Is Kingsman worth a watch?"

Brilliant film!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening

currently tucked up in bed with a cuppa, a book and doing some lighthearted browsing before bed. Got an early start tomorrow :/"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Switch. I'm in bed too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening ... lying in the dark reading the forum and thinking I really must sleep - 2 weeks off 1st day back tomorrow and it's gonna hurt at 6am

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim

Was watching kingsman

But just got into bed and been chatting but not ran out of messages

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jo. You're slipping on the message front.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim, how are you. I'm watching kingsman as well x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Evening Jim. I've had a mostly wonderful weekend with mostly wonderful company. Then my fireworks got pissed on when I remembered I have to start work an hour earlier than usual for the forseeable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening groovers. Just flicking around on here whilst playing the new Uncharted game on the PS4"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CP. I do like a flick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening. Sat in bed watching NFL but will be switching off soon as up for early shift at 05:30

PS I thought Kingsman film was ace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What wondrously amazing person persuaded you to grace Fab with your nocturnal presence tonight?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balls to it all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Balls."

Deep, please

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I've got a little crush on Taron Egerton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What wondrously amazing person persuaded you to grace Fab with your nocturnal presence tonight?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. x"

Jim.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim, I'm currently watching Kingsman: The Secret Service but contemplating hitting the sack as I'm knackered

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Monkey. Is Kingsman worth a watch?

Brilliant film!"

In that case I'll check it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening Jim

Was watching kingsman

But just got into bed and been chatting but not ran out of messages

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jo. You're slipping on the message front."

Terrible I know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening ... lying in the dark reading the forum and thinking I really must sleep - 2 weeks off 1st day back tomorrow and it's gonna hurt at 6am

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Minxymoo. I'm feeling your pain. You'll be fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi lovely people. Hope you all had a great weekend. Mine was eventful and im currently attempting to write a report for work tomorrow whilst perving and eating breadsticks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ey up James, back again, are you staying?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, how are you. I'm watching kingsman as well x "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. I'm not too bad. How are you? I'd not heard of Kingsman until half an hour ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening just chilling and perving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Jim...

... Bye Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim. I've had a mostly wonderful weekend with mostly wonderful company. Then my fireworks got pissed on when I remembered I have to start work an hour earlier than usual for the forseeable.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honey. I'm glad you had a right old mostly wonderful weekend. Do you finish work an hour earlier?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi Jim...

... Bye Jim"

Blue xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Balls."

You shaving?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening ... lying in the dark reading the forum and thinking I really must sleep - 2 weeks off 1st day back tomorrow and it's gonna hurt at 6am

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Minxymoo. I'm feeling your pain. You'll be fine."

I'll have to be lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Balls.

You shaving?"

Bloody needs it. I look like I've just spent the last decade feral.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening. Sat in bed watching NFL but will be switching off soon as up for early shift at 05:30

PS I thought Kingsman film was ace

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Oneman. Get some sleep!

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Ma na ma na

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Doo doo do do doooo

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Evening Jim. I've had a mostly wonderful weekend with mostly wonderful company. Then my fireworks got pissed on when I remembered I have to start work an hour earlier than usual for the forseeable.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honey. I'm glad you had a right old mostly wonderful weekend. Do you finish work an hour earlier?"

Don't be silly Jim

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Ma na ma na

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By *irestorm 500Couple
over a year ago

coventry

Just lounging in bed ..glass of wine and Fools and Horses on the telly . X Storm x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi Jim...

... Bye Jim

Blue xx"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a little crush on Taron Egerton

Taron has given you a lady hard-on. I don't know films, I don't know who people are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prerving whilst stroking my balls and shaft

Thanks for enquiring

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Jim...

... Bye Jim"

Hibye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi Jim...

... Bye Jim

Blue xx

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Good evening Jim, I'm on countdown again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What wondrously amazing person persuaded you to grace Fab with your nocturnal presence tonight?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. x

Jim is awesome."

Finished your post for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What wondrously amazing person persuaded you to grace Fab with your nocturnal presence tonight?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. x

Jim is awesome.

Finished your post for you.

You're a dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bored on the train to York...any one fancy keeping me entertained?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim

Was watching kingsman

But just got into bed and been chatting but not ran out of messages

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jo. You're slipping on the message front.

Terrible I know

Pull your socks up, so we can watch you bend over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lying in bed not doing much else really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all. Don't seem to be able to stay away today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, I'm on countdown again

I'll have a vowel please, Carol...

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex

Evening Jim, evening all x

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I just got home, evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, I'm on countdown again

I'll have a vowel please, Carol... "

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Sweet cheeks..

Watching a film before bed

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Pffft. You don't care about what nocturnaling is occuring.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi lovely people. Hope you all had a great weekend. Mine was eventful and im currently attempting to write a report for work tomorrow whilst perving and eating breadsticks. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rubi Rubidoux! Breadsticks?! Have you not got anything else?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Good evening Jim, I'm on countdown again

I'll have a vowel please, Carol... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meli, I had a naughty dream about you!

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Good evening Jim I'm just tucking into a lovely fry xx

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"I just got home, evening all

Shocking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, how are you. I'm watching kingsman as well x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. I'm not too bad. How are you? I'd not heard of Kingsman until half an hour ago."

I'm not bad, looks like it's another one for your watch list x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Balls.

You shaving?

Bloody needs it. I look like I've just spent the last decade feral."

Treat your scrotum, love your balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Meli, I had a naughty dream about you! "

What? Did it involve cheese?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Evening Jim!

Tucked up in bed and yes, it's that time of year and its on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doo doo do do doooo

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dan. This is all I have to say to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim

Harry Potter pjs, coffee and Pink

It's a good evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meli, I had a naughty dream about you!

What? Did it involve cheese? "

No cheese was involved. But there could always be cheese before or after the lewd acts that occurred, should we ever replay it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Excuse me, I have to go and do a sit down wee.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Good evening Jim, I'm on countdown again

I'll have a vowel please, Carol... "

I'm not that old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excuse me, I have to go and do a sit down wee."

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Evening Jim

Harry Potter pjs, coffee and Pink

It's a good evening "

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I just got home, evening all

Shocking."

I now, it's a bit late for me

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Meli, I had a naughty dream about you!

What? Did it involve cheese?

No cheese was involved. But there could always be cheese before or after the lewd acts that occurred, should we ever replay it. "

That works for me! I really want to know about the dream but I kind of don't but do. I'm confused. We should replay it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

evening all - just about to head up with a brew - see you all in a few minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meli, I had a naughty dream about you!

What? Did it involve cheese?

No cheese was involved. But there could always be cheese before or after the lewd acts that occurred, should we ever replay it.

That works for me! I really want to know about the dream but I kind of don't but do. I'm confused. We should replay it.

Can I just eat the cheese?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meli, I had a naughty dream about you!

What? Did it involve cheese?

No cheese was involved. But there could always be cheese before or after the lewd acts that occurred, should we ever replay it.

That works for me! I really want to know about the dream but I kind of don't but do. I'm confused. We should replay it.

It was hot. Very hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meli, I had a naughty dream about you!

What? Did it involve cheese?

No cheese was involved. But there could always be cheese before or after the lewd acts that occurred, should we ever replay it.

That works for me! I really want to know about the dream but I kind of don't but do. I'm confused. We should replay it.

Can I just eat the cheese?"

You can. But you can join in too. In the lewdness. And the cheese. And the lewdness.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"You can. But you can join in too. In the lewdness. And the cheese. And the lewdness. "

I don't cheese or lewdness

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Finished.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can. But you can join in too. In the lewdness. And the cheese. And the lewdness.

I don't cheese or lewdness

Non-dairy. Non-fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finished."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim. I've had a mostly wonderful weekend with mostly wonderful company. Then my fireworks got pissed on when I remembered I have to start work an hour earlier than usual for the forseeable.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honey. I'm glad you had a right old mostly wonderful weekend. Do you finish work an hour earlier?

Don't be silly Jim

What Lib said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finished."

Do you need Miss Wilkes to come and dry you off?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi

Just lounging in bed ..glass of wine and Fools and Horses on the telly . X Storm x "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Firestorm. I had to correct my tablet not long ago because Firestick got autocorrected to Firestorm. And now I had to correct the other way round. What a kerfuffle. And what a dull story.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"You can. But you can join in too. In the lewdness. And the cheese. And the lewdness.

I don't cheese or lewdness

Non-dairy. Non-fun.

That's me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Prerving whilst stroking my balls and shaft

Thanks for enquiring "

Thanks for sharing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, I'm on countdown again

You checking out clock?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bored on the train to York...any one fancy keeping me entertained?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, MJ. I play with my Snake when I'm on the train.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lying in bed not doing much else really "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sex. *Nods*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can. But you can join in too. In the lewdness. And the cheese. And the lewdness.

I don't cheese or lewdness

Non-dairy. Non-fun.

That's me

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Excuse me, I have to go and do a sit down wee."

All good men should. Stops you for pissing on the floor plus us ladies don't have to put the seat down after... A winner for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First Sunday of the new NFL season, happy days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all. Don't seem to be able to stay away today.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, AN. You, your username, the time of year, and the time right now are in perfect alignment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*coughs*

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"You can. But you can join in too. In the lewdness. And the cheese. And the lewdness.

I don't cheese or lewdness

Non-dairy. Non-fun.

You read the thread on cream up your ass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening James . Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can. But you can join in too. In the lewdness. And the cheese. And the lewdness.

I don't cheese or lewdness

Non-dairy. Non-fun.

You read the thread on cream up your ass? "

Ha, no I haven't!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*coughs*"

Ello!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim, evening all x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Agent Minxy 777.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi lovely people. Hope you all had a great weekend. Mine was eventful and im currently attempting to write a report for work tomorrow whilst perving and eating breadsticks.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rubi Rubidoux! Breadsticks?! Have you not got anything else?"

I like breadsticks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*coughs*

Ello!!

Ello!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*coughs*

Ello!!

Ello! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ey up James, back again, are you staying?

You don't get rid of me that easily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*coughs*

Ello!!

Ello!

I'm having the most lazy wank imaginable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm Nocturnal rusty. I'm going back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi oi Jim I'm here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*coughs*

Ello!!

Ello!

I'm having the most lazy wank imaginable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening just chilling and perving"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Venus. Enjoy your cherving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't be the only one watching Ramsey's kitchen nightmares though can I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hark at me all awake n shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*coughs*

Ello!!

Ello!

I'm having the most lazy wank imaginable

I'm going to have to get on with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hark at me all awake n shit

You should be in bed with your pipe and slippers

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hark at me all awake n shit

You should be in bed with your pipe and slippers

"
ecig and slippers actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hark at me all awake n shit

You should be in bed with your pipe and slippers

ecig and slippers actually

Ah, minty fresh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who the bloody hell nicked my savaloy?'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just got home, evening all

Have you had a good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who the bloody hell nicked my savaloy?'"

You nicked it shaving?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hark at me all awake n shit

You should be in bed with your pipe and slippers

ecig and slippers actually

Ah, minty fresh. "
yep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sweet cheeks..

Watching a film before bed "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Buxom. What film are you watching?

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over a year ago

"Pffft. You don't care about what nocturnaling is occuring.

I care.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim I'm just tucking into a lovely fry xx"

Howdy Rowdy. Turkish Delight?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, how are you. I'm watching kingsman as well x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. I'm not too bad. How are you? I'd not heard of Kingsman until half an hour ago.

I'm not bad, looks like it's another one for your watch list x "

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

For once I am actually watching Netflix. And in need of a wee but I have a snoozing fat cat asleep on my feet and I don't want to wake her up so am exercising my pelvic floor muscles. And typing this. Multitasking for the win.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here.

I didn't miss you. I'm just really fucking s l o w. Are you feeling better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For once I am actually watching Netflix. And in need of a wee but I have a snoozing fat cat asleep on my feet and I don't want to wake her up so am exercising my pelvic floor muscles. And typing this. Multitasking for the win."

What's on Netflix? You've usually got good recommendations...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim!

Tucked up in bed and yes, it's that time of year and its on!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. The nights are a bit chilly. Don't forget to turn it off! Doesn't summer go quickly.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

What's on Netflix? You've usually got good recommendations..."

I am in a back to work not fancying anything taxing mood so my current binge is series 2 of The Expanse because I like a bit of space opera from time to time. Plus I am mildly fascinated by the music in bars in space in the future type thing and how it always sounds like bad 90`s techno.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim

Harry Potter pjs, coffee and Pink

It's a good evening "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Swing. Beautiful, are you listening to Pink's new song?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's on Netflix? You've usually got good recommendations...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, I'm on countdown again

I'll have a vowel please, Carol...

I'm not that old

You both are.

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over a year ago

"Evening Jim

Harry Potter pjs, coffee and Pink

It's a good evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Swing. Beautiful, are you listening to Pink's new song?"

Not really - I think she is still ironing

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over a year ago

"Excuse me, I have to go and do a sit down wee.

It was Lib's bravery in coming out as a sit down wee-er that gave me the strength to speak out about my sit down weeing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening again jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"evening all - just about to head up with a brew - see you all in a few minutes

Lights, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. How do you do? Did you have a nice brew?

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over a year ago

"Evening all. Don't seem to be able to stay away today.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, AN. You, your username, the time of year, and the time right now are in perfect alignment.

A perfect thing to say thank you. I'm definitely feeling it right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right off to try and kip - why oh why did i book an early blood test on my day off -

night gang xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can. But you can join in too. In the lewdness. And the cheese. And the lewdness.

I don't cheese or lewdness

Lies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Finished.

What, I washed my hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excuse me, I have to go and do a sit down wee.

It was Lib's bravery in coming out as a sit down wee-er that gave me the strength to speak out about my sit down weeing."

*fist pump*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finished.

What, I washed my hands."

Good boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geting my hair cut

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Finished.

Do you need Miss Wilkes to come and dry you off?"

This will never happen for two reasons. I can't pee in front of anyone. My penis isn't big enough for Miss Wilkes. Sadface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all.

Couldnt sleep. So what better way to pass the time than with you guys?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Excuse me, I have to go and do a sit down wee.

All good men should. Stops you for pissing on the floor plus us ladies don't have to put the seat down after... A winner for me

Yeah.

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over a year ago

"First Sunday of the new NFL season, happy days"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Linx. Ayyy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excuse me, I have to go and do a sit down wee.

It was Lib's bravery in coming out as a sit down wee-er that gave me the strength to speak out about my sit down weeing."

You've got to treat yourself every now and then.

Besides, I wouldn't want women thinking I'm some kind of misogynist, even when I allow them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*coughs*"

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening James . Evening all "

Gooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tosh.

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over a year ago

"Here.

I didn't miss you. I'm just really fucking s l o w. Are you feeling better?"

James, you are always fucking slow.

I've just had a fairly fun orgasm. So yes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Excuse me, I have to go and do a sit down wee.

It was Lib's bravery in coming out as a sit down wee-er that gave me the strength to speak out about my sit down weeing.

You've got to treat yourself every now and then.

Besides, I wouldn't want women thinking I'm some kind of misogynist, even when I allow them."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" misogynist "

A doctor specialising in the reproduction of fermented soybeans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening James . Evening all

Gooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tosh."
bloody hell I thought I was invisible . Evening mate

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over a year ago

" misogynist

A doctor specialising in the reproduction of fermented soybeans."

Sounds about right.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi lovely people. Hope you all had a great weekend. Mine was eventful and im currently attempting to write a report for work tomorrow whilst perving and eating breadsticks.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rubi Rubidoux! Breadsticks?! Have you not got anything else?

I like breadsticks

Whatever gets you through the night is groovy with me. Merry reporting.

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over a year ago

"*coughs*

Ello!!

Ello!

I'm having the most lazy wank imaginable

It is Sunday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oi oi Jim I'm here

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sexy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't be the only one watching Ramsey's kitchen nightmares though can I? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, ED. To be honest, I dunno.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who the bloody hell nicked my savaloy?'"

We may never know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are you still the master of your bladder?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Are you still the master of your bladder?"

Yep. Although I may take the opportunity of the other slightly less fat cat entering the room to make my wee escape.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim

Harry Potter pjs, coffee and Pink

It's a good evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Swing. Beautiful, are you listening to Pink's new song?

Not really - I think she is still ironing

She might be singing as she irons.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening again jim

You've doubled me. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all. Don't seem to be able to stay away today.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, AN. You, your username, the time of year, and the time right now are in perfect alignment.

A perfect thing to say thank you. I'm definitely feeling it right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening jim!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Excuse me, I have to go and do a sit down wee.

It was Lib's bravery in coming out as a sit down wee-er that gave me the strength to speak out about my sit down weeing.

*fist pump*"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Finished.

What, I washed my hands.

Good boy."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BEDTIME!!

Tuck me in, Jim x

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over a year ago

"Geting my hair cut "

Hallelujah.

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over a year ago

"Evening all.

Couldnt sleep. So what better way to pass the time than with you guys?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Tickle. You have us, swingers and roundabouts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening Jim

Harry Potter pjs, coffee and Pink

It's a good evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Swing. Beautiful, are you listening to Pink's new song?

Not really - I think she is still ironing

She might be singing as she irons."

That is possible but I suspect my sparkling conversation has sent her off to sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here.

I didn't miss you. I'm just really fucking s l o w. Are you feeling better?

James, you are always fucking slow.

I've just had a fairly fun orgasm. So yes.

Nice.

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