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"vodka and orange please ( passes over tip and cheeky wink) "Of course, here's yours, I'm on the dark fruits | |||
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"Cider please and whatever you are having  "Here's yours and I'll have a dark fruits please | |||
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"vodka and orange please ( passes over tip and cheeky wink)
Of course, here's yours, I'm on the dark fruits "so no cider at the social then ? | |||
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"Southern comfort and a dash of lemonade please  "Aye sure here you go | |||
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"vodka and orange please ( passes over tip and cheeky wink)
Of course, here's yours, I'm on the dark fruits so no cider at the social then ? "Yes of course, but apparently I'm limited to 4 drinks | |||
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"Cider please and whatever you are having
Here's yours and I'll have a dark fruits please "Set em up then  | |||
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"Southern comfort and a dash of lemonade please
Aye sure here you go "Thanks. Get one for yourself too. It's Banny's round | |||
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"Can't face anymore alcohol
Nice cuppa would go down a treat thanks "Cuppa for you and I could go down a treat?  | |||
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"Double vodka please and dash of please. "Sorry about the large measure | |||
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"Cider please and whatever you are having
Here's yours and I'll have a dark fruits please
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"Southern comfort and a dash of lemonade please
Aye sure here you go
Thanks. Get one for yourself too. It's Banny's round "Aww cool thanks  | |||
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"vodka and orange please ( passes over tip and cheeky wink)
Of course, here's yours, I'm on the dark fruits so no cider at the social then ?
Yes of course, but apparently I'm limited to 4 drinks "ohh yes heard you got a bit tipsy lol | |||
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"Raspberry vodka and lemonade please x" Aye of course | |||
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"dandelion and burdock please Okay here you go "Oh along with the come to bed eyes. I think I might need to sit down. | |||
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"Pepsi with 2 Straws  "Oh I'm sure you only need one straw | |||
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"vodka and orange please ( passes over tip and cheeky wink)
Of course, here's yours, I'm on the dark fruits so no cider at the social then ?
Yes of course, but apparently I'm limited to 4 drinks ohh yes heard you got a bit tipsy lol"Hehe im an awesome squiffy person but I want to go to chams this time | |||
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"dandelion and burdock please Okay here you go
Oh along with the come to bed eyes. I think I might need to sit down. "Oh sorry did I give you the look, god damn it I need to behave with my eyes | |||
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"Southern comfort and a dash of lemonade please
Aye sure here you go
Thanks. Get one for yourself too. It's Banny's round
Aww cool thanks "not made of money you know o but because it's miss brunette I will a allow it | |||
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"Just made myself a cheeky vimto so would you like one ? "Oh yes please, I like this | |||
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"A white wine please x " Here you go, it's a large one x | |||
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"vodka and orange please ( passes over tip and cheeky wink)
Of course, here's yours, I'm on the dark fruits so no cider at the social then ?
Yes of course, but apparently I'm limited to 4 drinks ohh yes heard you got a bit tipsy lol
Hehe im an awesome squiffy person but I want to go to chams this time "hmm may I tag along with you be my first club though need some of you guide me | |||
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"Thank god you angel could I have a shandy please and some hog lumps xxxxx" I've got a pint of shandy but haven't got a bloody clue what hog lumps are sorry  | |||
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"Southern comfort and a dash of lemonade please
Aye sure here you go
Thanks. Get one for yourself too. It's Banny's round
Aww cool thanks not made of money you know o but because it's miss brunette I will a allow it " | |||
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"vodka and orange please ( passes over tip and cheeky wink)
Of course, here's yours, I'm on the dark fruits so no cider at the social then ?
Yes of course, but apparently I'm limited to 4 drinks ohh yes heard you got a bit tipsy lol
Hehe im an awesome squiffy person but I want to go to chams this time hmm may I tag along with you be my first club though need some of you guide me "Couples and single ladies only | |||
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"Can't face anymore alcohol
Nice cuppa would go down a treat thanks "Pfft, make weight! Large Highland Park please, no ice. | |||
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"Had a busy day but I'll have a Jd and please "Here you go, it's on me | |||
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"Thank god you angel could I have a shandy please and some hog lumps xxxxx I've got a pint of shandy but haven't got a bloody clue what hog lumps are sorry "Ok pork scratching ro peanuts if you have any my good lady | |||
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"Double vodka and and a bag of marmite crisps please.cheers. "here you go | |||
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"Pepsi with 2 Straws
Oh I'm sure you only need one straw "So true but only when I'm Greedy | |||
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"vodka and orange please ( passes over tip and cheeky wink)
Of course, here's yours, I'm on the dark fruits so no cider at the social then ?
Yes of course, but apparently I'm limited to 4 drinks ohh yes heard you got a bit tipsy lol
Hehe im an awesome squiffy person but I want to go to chams this time hmm may I tag along with you be my first club though need some of you guide me
Couples and single ladies only " | |||
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"What's on the wine list..... and please do better than a recent pub in Newcastle....asking what wine they had....replied 'Red or White, Large or Small!' I played safe and went for a small white, would have been great on chips!" Sorry to disappoint but it's the same here tonight, it's rather busy, have a perusal over the list while you make up your mind | |||
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"Had a busy day but I'll have a Jd and please
Here you go, it's on me "Well that very nice of you, I like the look of that hair and eyes ....... I take a sip while working that body out with my mind ! | |||
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"Ok now the party's getting started. Tequila all round "Now we're talking | |||
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"Thank god you angel could I have a shandy please and some hog lumps xxxxx I've got a pint of shandy but haven't got a bloody clue what hog lumps are sorry
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"vodka and orange please ( passes over tip and cheeky wink)
Of course, here's yours, I'm on the dark fruits so no cider at the social then ?
Yes of course, but apparently I'm limited to 4 drinks ohh yes heard you got a bit tipsy lol
Hehe im an awesome squiffy person but I want to go to chams this time hmm may I tag along with you be my first club though need some of you guide me
Couples and single ladies only "See if you can charm a single lady to go with you! | |||
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"Just made myself a cheeky vimto so would you like one ?
Oh yes please, I like this "Used son's blue wkd hope he doesn't notice . | |||
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"I fancy a nice glass of red! " Rioja or Tempranillo? | |||
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"Had a busy day but I'll have a Jd and please
Here you go, it's on me
Well that very nice of you, I like the look of that hair and eyes ....... I take a sip while working that body out with my mind !"It doesn't take long to work out, you'll not be long | |||
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"Just made myself a cheeky vimto so would you like one ?
Oh yes please, I like this
Used son's blue wkd hope he doesn't notice . "Hehe | |||
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"vodka and orange please ( passes over tip and cheeky wink)
Of course, here's yours, I'm on the dark fruits so no cider at the social then ?
Yes of course, but apparently I'm limited to 4 drinks ohh yes heard you got a bit tipsy lol
Hehe im an awesome squiffy person but I want to go to chams this time hmm may I tag along with you be my first club though need some of you guide me
Couples and single ladies only
See if you can charm a single lady to go with you! "well we have to see then if I buy you one of you four ciders maybe | |||
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"Can I just have a bottle of water please? I've drank so much alcohol this weekend, my liver is crying" Yes of course, sometimes we need to let our body recover! | |||
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"vodka and orange please ( passes over tip and cheeky wink)
Of course, here's yours, I'm on the dark fruits so no cider at the social then ?
Yes of course, but apparently I'm limited to 4 drinks ohh yes heard you got a bit tipsy lol
Hehe im an awesome squiffy person but I want to go to chams this time hmm may I tag along with you be my first club though need some of you guide me
Couples and single ladies only
See if you can charm a single lady to go with you! well we have to see then if I buy you one of you four ciders maybe "Not me sorry, I have plans | |||
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"vodka and orange please ( passes over tip and cheeky wink)
Of course, here's yours, I'm on the dark fruits so no cider at the social then ?
Yes of course, but apparently I'm limited to 4 drinks ohh yes heard you got a bit tipsy lol
Hehe im an awesome squiffy person but I want to go to chams this time hmm may I tag along with you be my first club though need some of you guide me
Couples and single ladies only
See if you can charm a single lady to go with you! well we have to see then if I buy you one of you four ciders maybe
Not me sorry, I have plans "darn but will try to charm you for the future | |||
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"vodka and orange please ( passes over tip and cheeky wink)
Of course, here's yours, I'm on the dark fruits so no cider at the social then ?
Yes of course, but apparently I'm limited to 4 drinks ohh yes heard you got a bit tipsy lol
Hehe im an awesome squiffy person but I want to go to chams this time hmm may I tag along with you be my first club though need some of you guide me
Couples and single ladies only
See if you can charm a single lady to go with you! well we have to see then if I buy you one of you four ciders maybe
Not me sorry, I have plans "Washing your hair again? | |||
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"Had a busy day but I'll have a Jd and please
Here you go, it's on me
Well that very nice of you, I like the look of that hair and eyes ....... I take a sip while working that body out with my mind !
It doesn't take long to work out, you'll not be long "That maybe true, but you just have to enjoy thinking how I will start restraining you and which way to control you | |||
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"vodka and orange please ( passes over tip and cheeky wink)
Of course, here's yours, I'm on the dark fruits so no cider at the social then ?
Yes of course, but apparently I'm limited to 4 drinks ohh yes heard you got a bit tipsy lol
Hehe im an awesome squiffy person but I want to go to chams this time hmm may I tag along with you be my first club though need some of you guide me
Couples and single ladies only
See if you can charm a single lady to go with you! well we have to see then if I buy you one of you four ciders maybe
Not me sorry, I have plans
Washing your hair again? "Of course, have you seen the length of the bloody hair! | |||
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"Had a busy day but I'll have a Jd and please
Here you go, it's on me
Well that very nice of you, I like the look of that hair and eyes ....... I take a sip while working that body out with my mind !
It doesn't take long to work out, you'll not be long
That maybe true, but you just have to enjoy thinking how I will start restraining you and which way to control you "Oh really? | |||
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"vodka and orange please ( passes over tip and cheeky wink)
Of course, here's yours, I'm on the dark fruits so no cider at the social then ?
Yes of course, but apparently I'm limited to 4 drinks ohh yes heard you got a bit tipsy lol
Hehe im an awesome squiffy person but I want to go to chams this time hmm may I tag along with you be my first club though need some of you guide me
Couples and single ladies only
See if you can charm a single lady to go with you! well we have to see then if I buy you one of you four ciders maybe
Not me sorry, I have plans
Washing your hair again?
Of course, have you seen the length of the bloody hair! "I hadn't noticed your hair, I was far too transfixed by your eyes and cocktail shaking skills | |||
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"vodka and orange please ( passes over tip and cheeky wink)
Of course, here's yours, I'm on the dark fruits so no cider at the social then ?
Yes of course, but apparently I'm limited to 4 drinks ohh yes heard you got a bit tipsy lol
Hehe im an awesome squiffy person but I want to go to chams this time hmm may I tag along with you be my first club though need some of you guide me
Couples and single ladies only
See if you can charm a single lady to go with you! well we have to see then if I buy you one of you four ciders maybe
Not me sorry, I have plans
Washing your hair again?
Of course, have you seen the length of the bloody hair!
I hadn't noticed your hair, I was far too transfixed by your eyes and cocktail shaking skills "Ahh sorry it's the bloody eyes again | |||
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"Had a busy day but I'll have a Jd and please
Here you go, it's on me
Well that very nice of you, I like the look of that hair and eyes ....... I take a sip while working that body out with my mind !
It doesn't take long to work out, you'll not be long
That maybe true, but you just have to enjoy thinking how I will start restraining you and which way to control you
Oh really? "I don't want to distract you from getting others drinks ........ be rude to keep you from them | |||
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"Had a busy day but I'll have a Jd and please
Here you go, it's on me
Well that very nice of you, I like the look of that hair and eyes ....... I take a sip while working that body out with my mind !
It doesn't take long to work out, you'll not be long
That maybe true, but you just have to enjoy thinking how I will start restraining you and which way to control you
Oh really?
I don't want to distract you from getting others drinks ........ be rude to keep you from them "Seems the bar is thinning out now anyways, fancy sitting and chatting while we have a drink? | |||
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"Hello, tapping bar irritably, service! Thought this bar was bad enough when they employed that stroppy one from Birmingham... Highland Park if it's not too much trouble? Jeez!" I apologise, here you go | |||
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"Had a busy day but I'll have a Jd and please
Here you go, it's on me
Well that very nice of you, I like the look of that hair and eyes ....... I take a sip while working that body out with my mind !
It doesn't take long to work out, you'll not be long
That maybe true, but you just have to enjoy thinking how I will start restraining you and which way to control you
Oh really?
I don't want to distract you from getting others drinks ........ be rude to keep you from them
Seems the bar is thinning out now anyways, fancy sitting and chatting while we have a drink? "I'll go get us somewhere to have a good chat and take our drinks over...... I will check you out as you walk across | |||
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"Hello, tapping bar irritably, service! Thought this bar was bad enough when they employed that stroppy one from Birmingham... Highland Park if it's not too much trouble? Jeez! I apologise, here you go "Thank you very much, that's a pretty blouse! | |||
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"Had a busy day but I'll have a Jd and please
Here you go, it's on me
Well that very nice of you, I like the look of that hair and eyes ....... I take a sip while working that body out with my mind !
It doesn't take long to work out, you'll not be long
That maybe true, but you just have to enjoy thinking how I will start restraining you and which way to control you
Oh really?
I don't want to distract you from getting others drinks ........ be rude to keep you from them
Seems the bar is thinning out now anyways, fancy sitting and chatting while we have a drink?
I'll go get us somewhere to have a good chat and take our drinks over...... I will check you out as you walk across"Great I'll be right over | |||
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"Hello, tapping bar irritably, service! Thought this bar was bad enough when they employed that stroppy one from Birmingham... Highland Park if it's not too much trouble? Jeez! I apologise, here you go
Thank you very much, that's a pretty blouse! "Thanks! | |||
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"Had a busy day but I'll have a Jd and please
Here you go, it's on me
Well that very nice of you, I like the look of that hair and eyes ....... I take a sip while working that body out with my mind !
It doesn't take long to work out, you'll not be long
That maybe true, but you just have to enjoy thinking how I will start restraining you and which way to control you
Oh really?
I don't want to distract you from getting others drinks ........ be rude to keep you from them
Seems the bar is thinning out now anyways, fancy sitting and chatting while we have a drink?
I'll go get us somewhere to have a good chat and take our drinks over...... I will check you out as you walk across
Great I'll be right over "Now that thought of you having those wrists pressed together behind you back goes into my mind as you walk across and sit down ..... Good to have you sat down with me at last | |||
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"Had a busy day but I'll have a Jd and please
Here you go, it's on me
Well that very nice of you, I like the look of that hair and eyes ....... I take a sip while working that body out with my mind !
It doesn't take long to work out, you'll not be long
That maybe true, but you just have to enjoy thinking how I will start restraining you and which way to control you
Oh really?
I don't want to distract you from getting others drinks ........ be rude to keep you from them
Seems the bar is thinning out now anyways, fancy sitting and chatting while we have a drink?
I'll go get us somewhere to have a good chat and take our drinks over...... I will check you out as you walk across
Great I'll be right over
Now that thought of you having those wrists pressed together behind you back goes into my mind as you walk across and sit down ..... Good to have you sat down with me at last "Been a while indeed | |||
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"Had a busy day but I'll have a Jd and please
Here you go, it's on me
Well that very nice of you, I like the look of that hair and eyes ....... I take a sip while working that body out with my mind !
It doesn't take long to work out, you'll not be long
That maybe true, but you just have to enjoy thinking how I will start restraining you and which way to control you
Oh really?
I don't want to distract you from getting others drinks ........ be rude to keep you from them
Seems the bar is thinning out now anyways, fancy sitting and chatting while we have a drink?
I'll go get us somewhere to have a good chat and take our drinks over...... I will check you out as you walk across
Great I'll be right over
Now that thought of you having those wrists pressed together behind you back goes into my mind as you walk across and sit down ..... Good to have you sat down with me at last
Been a while indeed "It has indeed, I am already thinking of the bar closing and what might indeed be happening | |||
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"Had a busy day but I'll have a Jd and please
Here you go, it's on me
Well that very nice of you, I like the look of that hair and eyes ....... I take a sip while working that body out with my mind !
It doesn't take long to work out, you'll not be long
That maybe true, but you just have to enjoy thinking how I will start restraining you and which way to control you
Oh really?
I don't want to distract you from getting others drinks ........ be rude to keep you from them
Seems the bar is thinning out now anyways, fancy sitting and chatting while we have a drink?
I'll go get us somewhere to have a good chat and take our drinks over...... I will check you out as you walk across
Great I'll be right over
Now that thought of you having those wrists pressed together behind you back goes into my mind as you walk across and sit down ..... Good to have you sat down with me at last
Been a while indeed
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"If I've still got a tab open. I'll have a night cap. "Nobody has a tab at my bar. What do you fancy? | |||
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"If I've still got a tab open. I'll have a night cap.
Nobody has a tab at my bar. What do you fancy? "Damn. I'll try again next week. | |||
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"50 minutes and still no wine list.... Shocking! Taxi! "Off you trot then I did give you the list however if you would like to drink elsewhere that's fine | |||
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"If I've still got a tab open. I'll have a night cap.
Nobody has a tab at my bar. What do you fancy?
Damn. I'll try again next week. "You not want a drink? | |||
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"Raspberry vodka and lemonade please x" Mmmmm I'll have one of these too please Just 2 cubes ice though | |||
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"just in myself - i fancy a bottle of cold beer - peroni - or corona - or suchlike" Aye I've got peroni | |||
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"Raspberry vodka and lemonade please x Mmmmm I'll have one of these too please Just 2 cubes ice though " Very specific! Here you go x | |||
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"Can you give me a slippery nipple? Oh and to drink, I'll have a Balvenie on the rocks please "Drinks only! Here you go | |||
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"50 minutes and still no wine list.... Shocking! Taxi!
Off you trot then I did give you the list however if you would like to drink elsewhere that's fine "Red or white, large or small is not a wine list! Bloody hell, walk into a pub and just because you do not have half an ear bitten off and a tattooed forehead!! | |||
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"just in myself - i fancy a bottle of cold beer - peroni - or corona - or suchlike Aye I've got peroni "that will do tvm mwah xx | |||
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"50 minutes and still no wine list.... Shocking! Taxi!
Off you trot then I did give you the list however if you would like to drink elsewhere that's fine
Red or white, large or small is not a wine list! Bloody hell, walk into a pub and just because you do not have half an ear bitten off and a tattooed forehead!!"I have red, Tempranillo or Rioja or i have Chardonnay | |||
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"just in myself - i fancy a bottle of cold beer - peroni - or corona - or suchlike Aye I've got peroni
that will do tvm mwah xx"See you in 2 weeks xx | |||
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"Can I have my Guinness now miss brunette I asked earlier but you were busy and I didn't want to disturb you "Oh I'm so sorry, did I miss you? Here's your Guinness, its on me x | |||
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I'd like sex on the beach "Aye still open, here's your drink | |||
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"Bartender! Make me RedEye! Get yourself an orgasm. Or multiple. X" Oh let me google that! Here you go. Ahh orgasms may come later | |||
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"Just in from a long shift at work and fancy a drink, what's everyone having? "Gin and tonic please .. xx | |||
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"Ill have another JD pls, large x Hehe cheeky "What you doing after work? | |||
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"Probably bar me I had too much xx "Behave yourself and I'll fix you a drink | |||
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"Even though I don't drink I would quite like a Black Russian "Ahh okay cool here you go | |||
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"Just in from a long shift at work and fancy a drink, what's everyone having?
Gin and tonic please ..
xx"Here you go, maybe a little too much gin though | |||
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"Ill have another JD pls, large x Hehe cheeky
What you doing after work? "Haha I'm drinking | |||
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"Wot time is last orders.can I have a shandy please cause its a school night and I got to drive in the morning. "No worries, last orders is dependable | |||
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"Can a have a shot of black sambuca please, it's been one of those days. " Ah right, like that is it? I'll join you | |||
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"Can I get a Piña colada please " Hey yeah sure you can, here you go | |||
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"Can I have my Guinness now miss brunette I asked earlier but you were busy and I didn't want to disturb you
Oh I'm so sorry, did I miss you? Here's your Guinness, its on me x"Thank you miss  have a couple on me for you're kindness | |||
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"Can I have my Guinness now miss brunette I asked earlier but you were busy and I didn't want to disturb you
Oh I'm so sorry, did I miss you? Here's your Guinness, its on me x
Thank you miss have a couple on me for you're kindness "Oh don't be daft, I'll have a dark fruits though if that's okay? | |||
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"Can I have my Guinness now miss brunette I asked earlier but you were busy and I didn't want to disturb you
Oh I'm so sorry, did I miss you? Here's your Guinness, its on me x
Thank you miss have a couple on me for you're kindness
Oh don't be daft, I'll have a dark fruits though if that's okay? "You can have as many dark fruits as you like as long as I can get a smile | |||
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"Can I have my Guinness now miss brunette I asked earlier but you were busy and I didn't want to disturb you
Oh I'm so sorry, did I miss you? Here's your Guinness, its on me x
Thank you miss have a couple on me for you're kindness
Oh don't be daft, I'll have a dark fruits though if that's okay?
You can have as many dark fruits as you like as long as I can get a smile "Oh I alway have a smile | |||
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"Can I have my Guinness now miss brunette I asked earlier but you were busy and I didn't want to disturb you
Oh I'm so sorry, did I miss you? Here's your Guinness, its on me x
Thank you miss have a couple on me for you're kindness
Oh don't be daft, I'll have a dark fruits though if that's okay?
You can have as many dark fruits as you like as long as I can get a smile
Oh I alway have a smile "Well then I'm a happy man | |||
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"Can I have my Guinness now miss brunette I asked earlier but you were busy and I didn't want to disturb you
Oh I'm so sorry, did I miss you? Here's your Guinness, its on me x
Thank you miss have a couple on me for you're kindness
Oh don't be daft, I'll have a dark fruits though if that's okay?
You can have as many dark fruits as you like as long as I can get a smile
Oh I alway have a smile
Well then I'm a happy man "Great stuff | |||
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"The bar is closed now " Damn shame. Let me know when it's next open...wanting to explore Yorkshire a bit more - | |||
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