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What little thing has made you smile, today?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was listening to the radio when that song, 'We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off' came on and I smiled to myself, because the last time I heard it was in Chams, where most people would have disagreed!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Boring things have made me smile today. ive chosen the decor for my new bathroom and its really quite boring for me but i now have to find something to contrast.

My todays cheesy message made me smile "is your name loreal cause your worth it" no where near as good as last weeks though.

The fact that ive put the whole day aside tomorrow for beach party plan to come together lol

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By *ingmasterMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Got a free afteshave sample from Debenhams today . so will smell good this week, for a change .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my daughter finally said the words 'love you'

over the mooon!!! taken her long enough

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

My work colleague Pat the space invader whom you already know came into our room to breath on me thismorning and fell over the carpet.

His glasses fell off and he stood on them hahahahahahahahahahaha aaaaaah happy days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend posted a pic of his new Alphorn on Facebook with a request for suggestions as to long thin rooms he could play it in as it was loud.

One reply was the passanger compartment of a Ryanair plane.

Another was a London Tube carriage, as everybody would look the other way and try to ignore him.

The third involved David Cameron's lower intestine!

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington


"

My todays cheesy message made me smile "is your name loreal cause your worth it" "

Finding out that you got the exact same corny (obviously cut n paste)message as me.....they really must think we're stupid

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"

My todays cheesy message made me smile "is your name loreal cause your worth it"

Finding out that you got the exact same corny (obviously cut n paste)message as me.....they really must think we're stupid "

Iseriously think they send them to every women on the site. Was he very young lol.

Everytime someone puts up a corny message they have recieved loads of others have recieved the same message lol

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington


"

My todays cheesy message made me smile "is your name loreal cause your worth it"

Finding out that you got the exact same corny (obviously cut n paste)message as me.....they really must think we're stupid

Iseriously think they send them to every women on the site. Was he very young lol.

Everytime someone puts up a corny message they have recieved loads of others have recieved the same message lol"

oh yeah.....18 years old.... ffs I've been alive for almost three times as long as he has

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thought of a long bank holiday weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

My todays cheesy message made me smile "is your name loreal cause your worth it"

Finding out that you got the exact same corny (obviously cut n paste)message as me.....they really must think we're stupid

Iseriously think they send them to every women on the site. Was he very young lol.

Everytime someone puts up a corny message they have recieved loads of others have recieved the same message lol

oh yeah.....18 years old.... ffs I've been alive for almost three times as long as he has "

magnifico

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"

My todays cheesy message made me smile "is your name loreal cause your worth it"

Finding out that you got the exact same corny (obviously cut n paste)message as me.....they really must think we're stupid

Iseriously think they send them to every women on the site. Was he very young lol.

Everytime someone puts up a corny message they have recieved loads of others have recieved the same message lol

oh yeah.....18 years old.... ffs I've been alive for almost three times as long as he has "

You and me both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my 2 yrd grandson asked for plaits like his sister..... Hes now walking round with them all over his head as pleased as punch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well on a training thing the speaker was talking about a girl who was going on to further her nail technician course, conversation went on to FACIALS ...then even the (male)speakers saying how he had the best facial ever!and "everyone should get a facial"

I just thot , seriously...someone else must be finding this as funny as me lol

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

my french maids outfit arrived today... and today it is exactly 1 year untill we get married. so thought today i would meet FSM at the door as a french maid... but very nervous about it...

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington


" my french maids outfit arrived today... and today it is exactly 1 year untill we get married. so thought today i would meet FSM at the door as a french maid... but very nervous about it... "

sounds like you'll be having lots of fun this evening.....and that makes me smile - just love to hear that people are enjoying themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" my french maids outfit arrived today... and today it is exactly 1 year untill we get married. so thought today i would meet FSM at the door as a french maid... but very nervous about it... "

dare ya to try speaking in a french accent lol x Congrats x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being brought breakfast in bed by a lovely man I didnt think would be seeing till tomorrow .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being brought breakfast in bed by a lovely man I didnt think would be seeing till tomorrow ."

I hate arriving to work early!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had a silly smile all day cause we are off to the airport tonight to pick up youngest son i love it when he comes home

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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a message being received by someone that I didn't think was about today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spending time with my man....... I know, I'm a soppy beggar.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Reading some of the hilarious comments on here... after a long and hard day at work.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Finding out the train I'm taking to Leeds to go to Isis on Friday isn't one of the ones cancelled due to the strike. Phew!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Finding out the train I'm taking to Leeds to go to Isis on Friday isn't one of the ones cancelled due to the strike. Phew!!"

Hi Sweetie, hope you have a wonderful time!

xx

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Finding out the train I'm taking to Leeds to go to Isis on Friday isn't one of the ones cancelled due to the strike. Phew!!

Hi Sweetie, hope you have a wonderful time!

xx"

Thanks. Looking forward to meeting people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting a cute rubber ducky in my free goody bag from the spa today.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Getting a cute rubber ducky in my free goody bag from the spa today. "

D'awwww. Want one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting a cute rubber ducky in my free goody bag from the spa today.

D'awwww. Want one!"

One of my other ducks from my collection is missing, he may be floating past you soon, give him a good home if you find him... oh and his batteries will need changing too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching a little old ladies bag of apples fall out of her basket on her mobility scoter as she went down a kerb only for her to jump of the scooter and RUN down the road at full pelt chasing after them

She could run faster then I can

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Getting a cute rubber ducky in my free goody bag from the spa today.

D'awwww. Want one!

One of my other ducks from my collection is missing, he may be floating past you soon, give him a good home if you find him... oh and his batteries will need changing too. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting a cute rubber ducky in my free goody bag from the spa today.

D'awwww. Want one!

One of my other ducks from my collection is missing, he may be floating past you soon, give him a good home if you find him... oh and his batteries will need changing too.

"

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=432 ...... made me smile....lots!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Getting a cute rubber ducky in my free goody bag from the spa today.

D'awwww. Want one!

One of my other ducks from my collection is missing, he may be floating past you soon, give him a good home if you find him... oh and his batteries will need changing too.

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=432 ...... made me smile....lots! "

What will they think of next?

Actually, after seeing the animal dildo website, I don't wanna know.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Watching a little old ladies bag of apples fall out of her basket on her mobility scoter as she went down a kerb only for her to jump of the scooter and RUN down the road at full pelt chasing after them

She could run faster then I can "

That is so fucking funny, when we where on holiday there was a guy that went everywhere on a mobility scooter. At night in the restaurant he left it outside and practically ran to the food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing two charming little kids accompanied by a gardian, unavoidably eavesdropping some random woman talking very loudly into her mobile phone in a public place with no regard for discretion….

The Two kids started cheekily but subtlety lip-miming the woman’s words, only then to move up a gear vocally repeating them out loud albeit in a giggly whisper,,,,, which before long became a full on assault with raised voices harmoniously copying parrot fashion every single word the woman said …..

I don’t think the woman on the phone even noticed…… but everyone else is the area was creased up laughing….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he came before he got it in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bump!

The fact that great minds think alike!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

An email which totally exaggerated my good qualities

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