FabSwingers.com forum: 1 year in Jail or Marry your Ex?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Choose wisely lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely a year in jail! !...1 day with him would feel like a year and I'd end up doing life anyway

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Marry the ex - doesn't mean you have to live with them

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

If I re-married my ex I'd probably end up in jail anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I re-married my ex I'd probably end up in jail anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im technically still married to my ex so that would be the easier option

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Marry the ex - doesn't mean you have to live with them"

I'd prefer my record stated I'd spent a year in jail than married the ex and I imagine jail being a far less damaging experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we divorce them straight after marrying them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would I have to go to a female prison or could I go to a male prison?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marry my ex...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we divorce them straight after marrying them? "

Hahaha some funny responses

no have to be married a at least 2 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex was alright....he had a really awful surname though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would I have to go to a female prison or could I go to a male prison?

cheeky girl lol all female in mexico's toughest prison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ten years in jail

Ten years hard labour.

Then be judicially caned once a month for twelve months

Then be hung drawn and quartered..

Rather than marry ex wife

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

a year in jail every time.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I'd marry he's pretty well off so I'd end up in th money once the two years are up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 yrs in jail. Or perhaps 15.. anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If u married to ur ex, does that not mean ur in jail too. Sure men will agree to this.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

12 months would be relative luxury compared to another 24 months of hell!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha some couldn't have been that bad u prefer prison

prison is tough guys u sure? I've seen that america's toughest prisons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still married to my ex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would do one year in jail if I could marry ex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Choose wisely lol

Marry ex and then claim on life insurance.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd marry my ex, he's a really nice guy

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

A year in jail.

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Marry the ex and before we have even left the registry office contact my solicitors to get it annuled on the grounds i was pressured into it by a forum game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't not want a year away from my child so I'd re-marry my ex. Wouldn't live with him and would carry on shagging guys.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Choose wisely lol

Marry ex and then claim on life insurance."

Hahaha you plan is safe with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just about to get that piece of paper saying I'm no longer married and want to £&@@ her now....... so definitely do the year inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't not want a year away from my child so I'd re-marry my ex. Wouldn't live with him and would carry on shagging guys. "

I should have read your reply before posting mine... hahaha

Very wise. I did not think about leaving my son for a year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gimme the handcuffs, I'm off to The Slammer. My ex is dead.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Marry the ex and make his life hell!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Marry the ex and make his life hell!"

fight fire with fire

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

No brainer. Where are those cuffs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Year in jail

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jail seems to be winning by majority

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy, jail!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

from what i've heard, lots of folk would get far more sex during a year in hmp walton than they would from a year of marriage to their ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happily spend at least 15 years in solitary rather than re-marry that thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To be fair my ex was a psycho aswell. Looking by back think she was undiagnosed schizophrenia

jail seems attractive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't be dropping the soap and hope i come out with a trade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair my ex was a psycho aswell. Looking by back think she was undiagnosed schizophrenia

jail seems attractive"

I wonder if it's the same guy

My ex husband is a good mate. But my ex fiance is a word I don't use .... so it would be jail for me

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By *nne CallanWoman
over a year ago

Nothing to see here. Please move along.

I am still married to my ex and plan to keep it that way for as long as possible.

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

marry the ex. i would put him through so much shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lock me up and throw away the fucking key

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By *utie91Woman
over a year ago

Hitchin

Haha... if I married my ex I'd probably end up in jail anyway lol

Ps.... hope he sees this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hahaha cheers guys had a laugh reading the comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 solid nutritious meals a day with weight training and fitness, time to study or write, my own private space and emerge healthier than before

VS.

2 years of stress and malnutrition, misery, sharing space with the enemy and risk of heart attack or stroke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will take the 3rd option, lethal injection. for me not her.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Would I have to go to a female prison or could I go to a male prison?

Thinking outside the box

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Choose wisely lol

Is thar a nother option for thows that don't have a ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Choose wisely lol

Is thar a nother option for thows that don't have a ex

Yeah, lucky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Choose wisely lol

Is thar a nother option for thows that don't have a ex

Yeah, lucky."

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Choose wisely lol

Is thar a nother option for thows that don't have a ex

Yeah, lucky."

I don't no.....

At lest you can say you've had sumone .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather do life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do I sign to do time??

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

Definitely prison! Once married to him was more than enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Least if i was in jail someone else would be doing the cooking and my washing

Depends on what ex - a few i would still marry....a few i'd gladly do the time to avoid never seeing them again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,'ll marry the ex please xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Re-marry the ex, we broke up for a silly reason and both regret it lol!

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By *iss InnocenceWoman
over a year ago

Coventry/Bristol

Marry my ex

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 11/09/17 07:15:15]"

Marry the ex steal all his cash and fck his best mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still married to my ex, but if it wasn't for my kids I'd rather do time x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd marry my ex tomorrow if I could

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Choose wisely lol

Is thar a nother option for thows that don't have a ex

There's someone out there for everybody matey, she'll come along when you're least expecting it. You'll see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh definitely a year in Jail, as amicable as it is a year in Jail would go much quicker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 11/09/17 07:15:15]

Marry the ex steal all his cash and fck his best mate

Hahaha brutal but funny

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By *erdyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

telford

We both say we'd rather go to jail! A minute with our respective ex's would be hell enough!

H & G x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would go to jail and ask for extra time if it meant I had to come out and see him again xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd remarry the ex, and make sure her family didn't stick their big fat fucking heads in our business and ruin everything..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jail please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I suppose we call them ex's for a reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Choose wisely lol

I'm best friends with my ex so I'd happily re-marry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jail .... no contest .. Ex no sex !! Jail at least a chance of some ...Lol ..

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Would depend which ex there's been a few

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jail .... no contest .. Ex no sex !! Jail at least a chance of some ...Lol .."

Lol friend told me 'Surprise sex is the best thing to wake upto, unless your in prison'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've chosen wisely....JAIL!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would rather be locked up in a Somalian jail than marry that fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex is dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being alot wiser now I could manage being with my ex and getting my revenge ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather do life than marry that piece of shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like I'm off to jail

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would rather be locked up in a Somalian jail than marry that fucker

Hahaha got a stitch laughing reading this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and the ex wife had amazing sex and people of my occupation don't do well in jail so I'd go for remarry I think.

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By *ornytravellerMan
over a year ago

barnsley

I'd take life sentence than go back there

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Depends which ex?

One yes I would.

The other, wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire & the last man on the planet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been jail bout 15 times.. After a week you would fuck you ex two weeks u would marry her and fuck her everyday. Women the only thing u miss. After a week u looking at the grotty nurse. Trust.a year in year a long time. Done a 21 month longest but had a recall for not going probation so done the full 21 months... ex probably the first thinking when get out unless you have other set ups about but after a year plus Is pretty much start again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jail. All that dirty lezza nookie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a gay guy going jail isnt that bad to be honest. Plenty of guys around that are not going anywhere. Not that im gay but yeah i guess its a good point

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jail. All that dirty lezza nookie.

haha good old lezza nookie

not much fun as a fella in prison though #sorebum lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No ex is worth going to prison for marry him or her and treat them like shit for making you choose !

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

I don't think my ex would appreciate me marrying her what with the whole her coming out thing.

She's happy, I'm happy, we split amicably, all is good.

Does this mean I'm off to prison?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So it's a choice between anal sex and....going to prison!

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