FabSwingers.com forum: Why are you so stupid ?

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Confessions here please ........

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

"Confessions here please ........"

I just have a knack!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not stupid, I'm intellectually challenged.

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

i work very hard at it... i am a

proffesional idiot....

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Because people always tell me they just have to shag my brains out

I don't tell them someone already got there before hand

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Because people always tell me they just have to shag my brains out

I don't tell them someone already got there before hand

great answer !!!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i have managed to disclocate my shoulder whilst ten-pin bowling...

is that silly enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i work very hard at it... i am a

proffesional idiot....

how sweet to be an idiot, how sweet

all join in now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWdgiFzpolA

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Mine is because every day I've said i will not read any forums today...... but...

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I sometimes get confused between toy cows and real cows that are far away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cause I often fail to see when something is good xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because i'm blonde apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's just a gift I have!!!,,.....hey,,, I mean, some are born with it!!!,,,, some will aquire it through hard work and dedication!!!,,,, and some will never achieve it at all, and they must sadly go through life only dreaming about being as stupid as us!!!!

We are the chosen ones

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

All hail Soxy the Stupid x x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what thread is that "why am i so stupid" thread on...Ive been looking for ages and still cant see it....admin Hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllp!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sometimes get confused between toy cows and real cows that are far away."

You stole that from Father Ted!!!!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Destroyed serious amounts of brain cells in my mispent youth ·

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

"i work very hard at it... i am a

proffesional idiot....

always wondered why so many people had professional on their profiles - now i know what they are professional at !!!!!

should add i'm one of those born with the gene - how else could i fall out of a parked transit van, break my nose and permanently damage 2 discs in my neck. yet for 12 yrs of horse riding(cross country) and falling never got more than a bruise??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only a fool can ask more questions than wise men can answer and thus amass a far greater understanding

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

"Destroyed serious amounts of brain cells in my mispent youth ·

Oh....me too...in fact....it's been my life's work....my magnum opus.....my piece de resistance......to be honest, my raison d'etre

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I sometimes get confused between toy cows and real cows that are far away.

You stole that from Father Ted!!!!

I didn't steal it, I borrowed it. It's good to see someone is keeping up though.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Destroyed serious amounts of brain cells in my mispent youth ·

Oh....me too...in fact....it's been my life's work....my magnum opus.....my piece de resistance......to be honest, my raison d'etre

If you were opussing a magnum why didn't you invite all of us ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sometimes get confused between toy cows and real cows that are far away.

You stole that from Father Ted!!!!

I didn't steal it, I borrowed it. It's good to see someone is keeping up though.

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na mate just staring at your arse.

Again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I am a bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once wondered if the wolf in the 3 little pigs and the wolf in little red riding hood were the same wolf

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

wondering whether we should ask..."what are your mitigating circumstances...?"

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I once wondered if the wolf in the 3 little pigs and the wolf in little red riding hood were the same wolf"

It is isn't it ? Can't be more than one big bad wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Confessions here please ........"

...stupid is as stupid does......as for me....was born stupid and will die stupid....don't believe all that talk about the doctor slapping me about when i was born or the midwife drop kicking me across the room....that's all just excuses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once wondered if the wolf in the 3 little pigs and the wolf in little red riding hood were the same wolf

It is isn't it ? Can't be more than one big bad wolf "

But he dies in both doesn't he?

I was suffering from a thyroid condition last year and it sent my thinking haywire a little.

I was watching Red Riding on the Tv and had just seen a clip of Chris Walken reading the 3 little pigs (V Funny) and my thought process lead me down a bit of an alley. I actually asked it out loud!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

cos i spend more time on here than i do bettering myself by reading books etc

books are boring fab is fun!!!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I once wondered if the wolf in the 3 little pigs and the wolf in little red riding hood were the same wolf

It is isn't it ? Can't be more than one big bad wolf

But he dies in both doesn't he?

I was suffering from a thyroid condition last year and it sent my thinking haywire a little.

I was watching Red Riding on the Tv and had just seen a clip of Chris Walken reading the 3 little pigs (V Funny) and my thought process lead me down a bit of an alley. I actually asked it out loud!!"

OMG ..!! He's DEAD ? You tell me on here ! God .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once wondered if the wolf in the 3 little pigs and the wolf in little red riding hood were the same wolf

It is isn't it ? Can't be more than one big bad wolf

But he dies in both doesn't he?

I was suffering from a thyroid condition last year and it sent my thinking haywire a little.

I was watching Red Riding on the Tv and had just seen a clip of Chris Walken reading the 3 little pigs (V Funny) and my thought process lead me down a bit of an alley. I actually asked it out loud!!

OMG ..!! He's DEAD ? You tell me on here ! God .......

someone died....and I missed it??????

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

When I was asked to sell fax machines when they came first out.. I actually thought the paper went in one end of the machine and the same paper came out at the destination.....

that was only for about 30 mins I hasten to add, but that 30 minutes haunted me for 15 years....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I once wondered if the wolf in the 3 little pigs and the wolf in little red riding hood were the same wolf

It is isn't it ? Can't be more than one big bad wolf

But he dies in both doesn't he?

I was suffering from a thyroid condition last year and it sent my thinking haywire a little.

I was watching Red Riding on the Tv and had just seen a clip of Chris Walken reading the 3 little pigs (V Funny) and my thought process lead me down a bit of an alley. I actually asked it out loud!!

OMG ..!! He's DEAD ? You tell me on here ! God .......

someone died....and I missed it??????

Look in the Oh bit your ee Stu ...... under Wuh ......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"When I was asked to sell fax machines when they came first out.. I actually thought the paper went in one end of the machine and the same paper came out at the destination.....

that was only for about 30 mins I hasten to add, but that 30 minutes haunted me for 15 years...."

I know View I know ........HOW does the paper get down that liccle iccle wire ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

As a brand spanking new school leaver I was asked to work out costs on invoices and to list them.

Then I was asked to work out the sellings and list those next to the costs...

I was told to make sure the amounts in the sellings were bigger than the costs..

I wrote them in fuck off huge numbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Confessions here please ........"

Cos I am

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"When I was asked to sell fax machines when they came first out.. I actually thought the paper went in one end of the machine and the same paper came out at the destination.....

that was only for about 30 mins I hasten to add, but that 30 minutes haunted me for 15 years....

I know View I know ........HOW does the paper get down that liccle iccle wire ? "

I asked the question and the trainer said out loud for the class to hear ' it doesn't'... and they laughed and laughed and laughed. Twats

oh the shame...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Confessions here please ........

Cos I am

I know but your bum makes up for it ..

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By *uzi BCouple
over a year ago

SPAIN

I used to be clever i just dont know when i went so silly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't be brilliantly smart/intelligent all the time!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"When I was asked to sell fax machines when they came first out.. I actually thought the paper went in one end of the machine and the same paper came out at the destination.....

that was only for about 30 mins I hasten to add, but that 30 minutes haunted me for 15 years....

I know View I know ........HOW does the paper get down that liccle iccle wire ?

I asked the question and the trainer said out loud for the class to hear ' it doesn't'... and they laughed and laughed and laughed. Twats

oh the shame..."

Mental Abuse View....no bloody wonder you are jars for rags xxxxx bless xxxxx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I used to be clever i just dont know when i went so silly

Can I have one of those cub cakes pls?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"When I was asked to sell fax machines when they came first out.. I actually thought the paper went in one end of the machine and the same paper came out at the destination.....

that was only for about 30 mins I hasten to add, but that 30 minutes haunted me for 15 years....

I know View I know ........HOW does the paper get down that liccle iccle wire ?

I asked the question and the trainer said out loud for the class to hear ' it doesn't'... and they laughed and laughed and laughed. Twats

oh the shame...

Mental Abuse View....no bloody wonder you are jars for rags xxxxx bless xxxxx"

thank you Granny, I knew you would understand xx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I can't be brilliantly smart/intelligent all the time!

Oh Pearl. C'mon. Tell Granny about the time you weren't right .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am and now im hoping i can be forgiven x

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By *uzi BCouple
over a year ago

SPAIN

"I used to be clever i just dont know when i went so silly

Can I have one of those cub cakes pls?"
It even took awhile to get that , im getting worse ..........

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm going to ask god for some really huge pink nipple tassles......

or maybe Father Christmas....

Which is the REAL one ???

Who came first ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I used to be clever i just dont know when i went so silly

Can I have one of those cub cakes pls?It even took awhile to get that , im getting worse ..........

LOL ....they are FAB xx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I used to be clever i just dont know when i went so silly

Can I have one of those cub cakes pls?It even took awhile to get that , im getting worse ..........

LOL ....they are FAB xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't be brilliantly smart/intelligent all the time!

Oh Pearl. C'mon. Tell Granny about the time you weren't right ..... "

Well, there was this, and that, oh, and that one too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tra has left me a note:

"I'm leaving you because you're so stupid and bigoted."

Well I'm not stupid, I'm just dyslexic. And I can't help it if I have big toes.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I can't be brilliantly smart/intelligent all the time!

Oh Pearl. C'mon. Tell Granny about the time you weren't right .....

Well, there was this, and that, oh, and that one too...

Seeeeeeeee didn't hurt x

Mind you ..... Im always right

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By *uzi BCouple
over a year ago

SPAIN

Thank you , your just a shadow !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Tra has left me a note:

"I'm leaving you because you're so stupid and bigoted."

Well I'm not stupid, I'm just dyslexic. And I can't help it if I have big toes."

Clean your ears out ....he said Bit Titted

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Thank you , your just a shadow !"

Im on the dark side of the moon in a stage hands outfit ....

be kind.....

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

I have spent all my money,

on Women and Beer!

The rest I have wasted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tra has left me a note:

"I'm leaving you because you're so stupid and bigoted."

Well I'm not stupid, I'm just dyslexic. And I can't help it if I have big toes.

Clean your ears out ....he said Bit Titted"

clean my ears out?...with the note it was written on?

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By *uzi BCouple
over a year ago

SPAIN

Ha ha ive just read your profile you are funny ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos ive been practicising , glad to see my heffers havn't been in vain

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

I live in a village and drew the short straw

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I live in a village and drew the short straw"

Never heard of CGI ?

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

"I live in a village and drew the short straw

Never heard of CGI ?"

it was a real straw lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once wondered if the wolf in the 3 little pigs and the wolf in little red riding hood were the same wolf"

What makes things worse is that I think that is a valid theory

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I once wondered if the wolf in the 3 little pigs and the wolf in little red riding hood were the same wolf

What makes things worse is that I think that is a valid theory

Well let us consider the validity of such a statement.....

Which story was written first ?

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over a year ago

"I once wondered if the wolf in the 3 little pigs and the wolf in little red riding hood were the same wolf

What makes things worse is that I think that is a valid theory

Well let us consider the validity of such a statement.....

Which story was written first ? "

Im thinking the 3 little pigs, because after all that huffing and puffing he needed a lie down - the reason he ate the granny was cause he'd built up a hunger and she was taking up too much of the bed!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I once wondered if the wolf in the 3 little pigs and the wolf in little red riding hood were the same wolf

What makes things worse is that I think that is a valid theory

Well let us consider the validity of such a statement.....

Which story was written first ?

You being mean saying 'the Granny'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once wondered if the wolf in the 3 little pigs and the wolf in little red riding hood were the same wolf

What makes things worse is that I think that is a valid theory

Well let us consider the validity of such a statement.....

Which story was written first ?

You being mean saying 'the Granny'?"

Nooooo - if I meant you - I would have said THE Granny

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Sorry, I got the wrong thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, I got the wrong thread"

Der!!! Stupid!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Sorry, I got the wrong thread"

Durrrrrrr REALLY stoopid .....

sexy tho x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I once wondered if the wolf in the 3 little pigs and the wolf in little red riding hood were the same wolf

What makes things worse is that I think that is a valid theory

Well let us consider the validity of such a statement.....

Which story was written first ?

Anyway ..........listen to this... I did research..

The Big Bad Wolf is a term used to describe a fictional wolf who appears in several precautionary folkloric stories, including some of Aesop's Fables and Grimm's Fairy Tales.

See.....

and despite Wikipukias claims that the stories were written in the 1840's and 50's there are more trustworthy sites that date both stories to 14th century ......

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over a year ago

"I once wondered if the wolf in the 3 little pigs and the wolf in little red riding hood were the same wolf

What makes things worse is that I think that is a valid theory

Well let us consider the validity of such a statement.....

Which story was written first ?

Anyway ..........listen to this... I did research..

The Big Bad Wolf is a term used to describe a fictional wolf who appears in several precautionary folkloric stories, including some of Aesop's Fables and Grimm's Fairy Tales.

See.....

and despite Wikipukias claims that the stories were written in the 1840's and 50's there are more trustworthy sites that date both stories to 14th century ......

So really The BBW is a bit of a superstar in the old legend scene! Cool x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I once wondered if the wolf in the 3 little pigs and the wolf in little red riding hood were the same wolf

What makes things worse is that I think that is a valid theory

Well let us consider the validity of such a statement.....

Which story was written first ?

Anyway ..........listen to this... I did research..

The Big Bad Wolf is a term used to describe a fictional wolf who appears in several precautionary folkloric stories, including some of Aesop's Fables and Grimm's Fairy Tales.

See.....

and despite Wikipukias claims that the stories were written in the 1840's and 50's there are more trustworthy sites that date both stories to 14th century ......

So really The BBW is a bit of a superstar in the old legend scene! Cool x

BBW ...... Now im foncused.

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over a year ago

"I once wondered if the wolf in the 3 little pigs and the wolf in little red riding hood were the same wolf

What makes things worse is that I think that is a valid theory

Well let us consider the validity of such a statement.....

Which story was written first ?

Anyway ..........listen to this... I did research..

The Big Bad Wolf is a term used to describe a fictional wolf who appears in several precautionary folkloric stories, including some of Aesop's Fables and Grimm's Fairy Tales.

See.....

and despite Wikipukias claims that the stories were written in the 1840's and 50's there are more trustworthy sites that date both stories to 14th century ......

So really The BBW is a bit of a superstar in the old legend scene! Cool x

BBW ...... Now im foncused."

Get with the script Granny - Big Bad Wolf! LOL xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I followed a woman's instructions

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

its not my brain im just breaking it in for an idiot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giving out my mobile number to idiots who then think its appropriate to text non stop, don't listen when I tell them I am busy ie eating dinner, don't read the status that says "doing both jobs today so not back until tomorrow" and text at 6am!!

Guess who got a shitty text back this morning

And guess what idiot won't be giving out her mobile number until the day of a meet

Luckily this idiot now has 2 phones so the old one can be used as contact for people on here

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over a year ago

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